#girlswithlowselfesteem

[jhames]

I know I’m a perfect being of love but sometimes I could just make Tiara eat a carb. She asked me if Thomasson was flying into Seoul for Valentine’s Day, when she knows I am taking a sabbatical from male energy at the moment. I told her no, and she made some kind of sound through her lips. Like who died and made her Meryl Streep playing a fictional depiction of Anna Wintour? I needed to unwind but I couldn’t remember where I placed my Tibetan rosewood mandala blessed by Uncle Dalai himself. “Get me a martini,” I told Tiara. “What kind?” She replied. What kind? WHAT KIND? Does it look like I am running a finishing school for wayward girls with questionable hair regimens? “I’m not paying you to ask me questions,” I replied, “I expect you to know what I am saying.” Tiara said I don’t pay her. I was shocked to discover this information because how is she paying for everything if I’m not paying her? She said she makes money off the children’s donations and my Moynat bags I cycle through every season. I had no idea Tiara had such low self-esteem that she wouldn’t speak up for a wage or something. I told her that we are going to return to the states tomorrow and work on her self esteem. Then I specified I wanted a cucumber martini, and to make the slices look really cute in the glass. #tiara #martini #cucumber #supercute #girlswithlowselfesteem #spiritualquestmontage #maleenergy #maledictus #sabbatical #blessed #gorl

[talesofasalesgirl]

This morning's office debate is whether the girls are "easier" in Cancun or Vegas. 

*sigh*

Why aren't there more girls in tech or sales? This is why.

[catpowered]

#govballnyc #fashion #rain #wetnwild #girlswithlowselfesteem #springbreak99 (at Governors Ball Music Festival)

[jedicandicerules]

I'm pretty sure I just found a #Netflix Easter egg. On the left is a listing on Netflix Instant Streaming. When you click on it it takes you to the exact episode from the first season of #ArrestedDevelopment when Gob mentions the video. #EasterEgg #Instant #Bluth #Funke #NeverNude #GirlsWithLowSelfEsteem #Analrapist #ItsNotATrick #ItsAnIllusion #BlueManGroup #TheBananaStand

[reassure-ants]

Comme moi - Édith Piaf. #girlswithlowselfesteem