#giraffeskull

[ike-mcswains-mortician]

hi lea RELEASE THE OAKWORTHY TAPES bye lea

(also what’s aasimar’s and aunties???? :o)

HI OK THE TAPES. also tagging @hermanunworthy cause i know you asked too :3

(slightly edited because i was completely incoherent when i sent this originally it was like 2 am)

so basically hermie is doing some fuckass shit, poking fun at normal and his teeny obsession or quoting the joker or something. doing classic hermie things. maybe even flirting w scary (which is canon now??? god i need money to listen to sophomore slump)

and normal just grabs hermie by the jacket and pulls him (way) down and kisses him (bc in my mind hermie is a lot taller than short king normal and it’s adorable - my favorite oakworthy pose to draw is herm using norm as an armrest i literally eat that height difference dynamic for breakfast lunch and dinner)

and it’s like. objectively the most awkward kiss ever and god it’s not good. neither of them have done this before but i mean when the voices compel you… but anyway normal lets hermie go and hermie is just windows bluescreening and like. incapable of moving. and normals really giddy now like hehehe ive wanted to do that for so long and it finally shut you up! maybe that means im getting to you with this whole teeny thing!!

and hermies just like. “that wasn’t in the script.” (i have literally imagined him saying that in EVERY kiss scenario i dream up to fall asleep to) and his face is RED bro and normals face is RED bro and they’re both like really awkward about it, but later they’re just like yeah no that was kind of a long time coming. because they are the mutual pining trope to ME!!! but also they both completely freeze up at acts of affection and normal gets super giddy every time and hermie secretly really likes riling him about it and AAAAAHH ANTHONY WHY DK YOU HATE ME

so yeah i got possessed and sent this to my poor friend who knows like. hardly any dndads <3

edit: forgot to add my delirious artists rendition:

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AASIMARS AND AUNTIES!!! MY BELOVED!!!!! so basically it’s a season 3/au thing! starring aunts from the podcast (either literally or because the vibe fits) who have to fix heaven after willy fucks it up. honestly the plot is not really fleshed out yet but eh. so it’s casey wilson, mark likely, and birdie oak for the canonical aunts, and ellory and erin o’niel for the “yeah they have that vibe” aunts!! also shaderin is canon <3

anaunts is the delusional depressed mind child of me, @thedndgoblinwholivesinyourwalls, and @koymoa !! :D

[llumimoon]

hi hello just wanted to say that I love all of your art and AUs and ESPECIALLY the doodle dot au. the “you feel like home for some reason” line in last episode gave me such STRONG dot vibes… killing me every time…

SOBBUNG YHIS IS SO SWEEET ...:.. I ALSO THOUGUT ABOUT DOT IN THAT MOMENT IM WEEPING OVER IT IM NRVER GONNA RECOVER FROM YOU FEEL LIKE HOME FOR SOME REASON WEAAAUUUUUGUJGJGGJGGG

[officialgleamstar]

🎶+normscary :3

send me 🎶 + a ship, and i'll reply with (at least) three songs that remind me of them

THANK YOU SO MUCHBJHBFJGBDFHJGHJDF MY BABIES i was actually finishing up a normscary fic when i made the original post, its a normscary day <33 (always is when its me)

True Blue by boygenius

Envy Adams Vs. The World by Jason is (YES ANOTHER SUPER SMALL SONG LMAO this one has 25k plays its basically mainstream <- absolutely delusional)

the way you say hello by tiffi, City Girl

You Make Me Feel by EASHA

[iersei]

trick or treat general!!

salutes you o7 !!!

happy halloween because time is fake!

i thought there would be cool skull gemstone shit and i was right i don't actually know the details of the types of minerals here but look how cool this shit is

[serikyl]

YAY!!!

YAY!!! for you too *u* Hell yeah!!!

[hermanunworthy]

the idea of hermie being raised by awful adoptive parents is painful but i think the idea of them genuinely caring for their child hurts even worse. this couple being mysteriously given a child from hell and thinking its a gift from heaven. their little angel. they love hermie but hermie can never be the child they want or need. nothing in their parenting can tame their childs inhuman nature. so they lose that child. and hermie will never know how much their parents truly loved them, because the unworthys never understood their wants and needs. they think of their family name as a curse, as a cruel joke. so they seek out their true origins. they find two creatures, a demon and a shapeshifter, who both somehow seem to understand them even less. nobody understands them. nobody loves them. the bird has flown from the nest, but has nowhere to go. they cannot trust anyone. everyone hurts them. everyone wants them to be someone they are not. all they know how to be is someone they are not. they hate everyone, because everyone hates them. they will continue to dream about being up onstage and performing for their dad. they dont know who that is anymore, though. neither do they know themself, as they play every part in the story themself. they dream of love. they dream of heaven. their parents back in the forgotten realms pray to the heavens that their child comes back home, without knowing that hermies true home (and life) is hell.

[isadora-greenhall]

Aww, thanks for tagging me, @giraffeskull! 🥰

Last song: Labour, Paris Paloma (I am OBSESSED with this song)

Currently watching: started Secret Invasion on Disney+. It's okay 🤷🏼‍♀️

Currently reading: I'm doing Dracula Daily this year - I've fallen a little behind but that means there's more to enjoy when I get back to it 🥰

Current obsession: Dungeons and Daddies is ruining my life (positive and affectionate lmao)

Idk who's done this, so I'll just tag a couple of people and anyone else who wants to do this go for your life 🥰

@officialgleamstar @sunbratz @confusedfoam @kineticallyanywhere

[phillycheesesteakcore]

picrew chain time!

tagging: @dip-the-stick @greiiliss @apricior @icy-book @landrick-lycidas @mthevlamister @darlingmissmoth @lemonofthevalley @postal-inspector-groat @writingrobinsblog @anxious-mess19 @thetiniestastronaut @i-am-the-egg @i-3at-s0ap @oneinchfrog @alexcaninnit @likelyscam @javasquats @lex-the-lesbiann @macaro-mochi @overdramatic-queer-antagonist @renepessimisticfanboi @psyduckz @raemeh @justablah56 @officialgleamstar @oakay @willcamposleftnut @shickzanderart @mcleavemealone @l3m0n4d3-st4nd @starlitcityy @soup-child @mothman-in-a-trenchcoat @maxwellamus @coolermick @dammitradar @kazoo-goddess @canigetanuwu @bad-ads @giraffeskull @twacn @relentlessenthusiasmforthebard @theartistformerlyknownasliv @thewomancallednova

and, of course, anyone else who wants to join in, the more the merrier! (no pressure obvs)

[radisyn]

My brother says Tumblr needs to be hit on the head with the horny stick for interpreting whatever happened in DnDads as Glenn making the minivan cum.

[ike-mcswains-mortician]

hey Lea :3c got any hermiehead thoughts?

hi!!!! yes of course,, my poor sweet hermie,,

ok so i’m just kind of never getting over their last words and that performance roll. and my current thought is… ok so i firmly believe that hermie liked normal pretty much the whole time. i mean i call myself a chronic oakworthy truther for a reason lol. so in my mind… that performance roll was hermie, for the first time in basically the whole campaign, that he stopped performing. in a sense. i subscribe to the headcanon that hermie rolled performance in a last ditch effort to be remembered. which.. ow.. but like if normal was now confirmed to have been unconscious when hermie died, what motive would they have to lie to normal? i think this was hermie finally taking down his walls because the act is up, the show is complete, the curtain has fallen. and now he can finally admit that he really did like normal the whole time. and it doesn’t even matter. the mask was removed too late. just. GAHHH WE COULD HAVE HAD IT ALL :(

anywho,, how are you!! do you have any hermie thoughts to share with the class? c:

[llumimoon]

HI I would love to see pt. 2 of the selkie au, baby norm is so cute 🥺 also are you okay with folks reblogging your sketches?

yes of course !! :D u can reblog my sketches anytime <333 im glad u like the selkie au hehehehehe baby norm is sooo....... WAYGH. CRIES HES SO LITTLE

[psyduckz]

inspired by @giraffeskull’s addition on my cryptid normal post

[justablah56]

and in the smoke of his gunshot we zoom into Matt Arnold's face and he says "sniper" in a pretend cool voice

"oakworthy will never be canon" I say into the mic.

the crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.

"he's right," they say. I look for the owner of the voice. there in the fifth row stands: Anthony Burch

[iersei]

- (UPDATED) BRIBERY MASTER LIST -

would you like to help a couple of dedicated freaks commit some ~ voter fraud ~ ? then go vote for Glenn Close over at @sexiestpodcastcharacter !!!

not only would you be helping an underdog win against one of the biggest presences in the podcast fandom sphere but also please consider it would be really really funny if we managed to get one sexy hot mess to the very top through grit and desperation and a pure fucking commitment to the bit.

if that's not enough for you: consider all the spoils that you could receive! there were so many additions to the prize pool in the past day, that i figured i'd make a separate post :D we want this so bad :D

< BY VOTING GLENN RIGHT NOW >

Art Requests from:

@itsbrucey

@llumimoon

@mikeystrawberry

@abeinginsand

@thedndgoblinwholivesinyourwalls

@iersei

@justablah56

@the-unworthy

@tiredwiredanduninspired

@kenny-the-blink

@h1tmanmode

@button-drop

@roman-cup

@taylortheanimerangerteen

@aliothbuzzsawshark

@ike-mcswains-mortician

@mispelled

@watermelon-inks

@b1gwings

@woahbrochilll

Animal Pictures from:

@kronoose

@giraffeskull

@idkanameatall

@the-unworthy

@herdreamywasteland

@gumireblogs

Writing Requests from:

@not-soup-333

@junietuesday

< IF GLENN WINS >

@itsbrucey promised an oil painting of Glenn that she'll send to Freddie Wong (the person who plays the character on the podcast!) and to document the process! and a whole additional animatic if we win by at least 1%! and c'mon that PAINTING would be so funny -

@babacontainsmultitudes will compile and release a compilation of all of Carlos' speaking lines (up until WTNV episode 230) and a compilation of EVERY time Jon says "Martin" in The Magnus Archives!

@punctuation-completionist offered punctuation themed requests for wallpaper designs, a punctuation tier list, a q&a, and more!

and in the spirit of rock and roll! @nick-close, @mj-thrush-gxn, and @tomatoe-copia will each release separate fansongs!

additional glenn drawings from @citruscore, @nesperus, @kenny-the-blink, @zil-street, @planetaryplut0, @taylortheanimerangerteen, @mj-thrush-gxn, and @radisyn! writing requests from @pandulce135! @ike-mcswains-mortician will make an animatic! @worlds-okayest-stepfather has offered to make a close family cake! and @locke-n-k3y has offered to make a sexy drawing of him for the twelve days of christmas!

@raemeh will even draw both of them if they tie!

in terms of pure passion and community effort. we've already won. but the title would be nice.

[SO GO SHARE THIS AROUND AND VOTE FOR GLENN CLOSE OVER AT THE FINAL ROUND !!!]

[alix-is-o-a-k]

you’re right @giraffeskull, this is much better

[roboobin]

get to know me

@ezra-trait THANKS FOR TAGGING ME i feel so cool

last song: um. ive been looping this playlist. kahoot music and no wind resistance (sped up)

favorite color: red + pink together

last movie: the little mermaid (2023) i think

currently watching: every bg3 playthrough on the internet

currently reading: every bg3 fic on the internet

last thing i googled: read it and weep

sweet/spicy/savory: savory > spicy > sweet

current obsession: guess. i dare you. (baldurs gate 3)

currently working on: making a stupid study guide thing for a test tomorrow oh god im going to die

i tag ummmmmmmmmmm everyone who wants to be tagged and ALSO : @i-3at-s0ap @poptartmochi @kronoose @mcleavemealone @nutria--oscura @koszmarnybudyn @aqua-ginger @bugwantsahug @cha1cedony @freddiefagbearsdiner @guess-how-i-stole-this-body @giraffeskull @if-i-eated-soaps @jaymesdoodles @lotus-duckies @livingponcho @zavbees if i didnt tag you and you wanna do it then assume i forgot xoxo ily

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