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Can you write some simple dating headcannons for Kamui, Gintoki, and Hijikata?

A/N: Sure thing! First time writing headcanons for Kamui and Hiji, hopefully they are good enough! Also uh, I'm sorry but I think I failed at the 'simple' part of the task, I'm writing this right after finishing Kamui's part, these turned out to be a lot more than I anticipated.

Warning: This does include NSFW bits but I'll keep them on a separate area of the post after each character's SFW hcs, so don't worry, you can read all the SFW and skip the ones that are NSFW.

Kamui/ Hijikata/ Gintoki Dating Headcanons

Kamui

Let me start by saying that I feel both envy and pity for anyone who'd get to date Kamui.

Most likely Kamui would end up dating you because of his excessive interest in you, one that both puzzled and amused him. How could he have such feelings for someone, feelings that weren't related to fighting? He couldn't understand it but he wouldn't hide it either, it was what it was and for once he wanted to explore said feelings. 

He'd let you know of his interest in you the second he realized it, wouldn't even hold back. I imagine something between the lines of "You fascinate me. I can't understand why I'm pulled to a common weakling like you, but I wanna see for myself. Be mine." He'd be very direct and shameless about it, his signature innocent smile on his lips as he speaks. Considering you had no choice once the psycho ginger set his eyes on you, You accepted his "feelings", if one could call his declaration that and so your unconventional relationship with him begun. 

While dating Kamui, you'd have the time of your life while also fearing for your own life. He'd be quite unpredictable and fun to be around, his mere presence filling you with joy. There was always a new story for him to share, going into details about all the places he'd visited, all the new people he'd met, all the food he'd tried and of course, he'd spare no details once he'd get to talk about everyone who'd perished in his hands. 

Kamui would need someone strong to date, even if such strength wasn't a physical one. He'd need someone who could support , accept and encourage him, perhaps even guide him - as he isn't the best at shot calling- ,not one who'd try to make him fix his ways. If you can't bear to be around a literal killing machine like he is, then the relationship wouldn't last for too long. Either you'd meet a tragic fate, or he'd be too indifferent to what happens to you, eventually abandoning you once and for all. 

But if you are a person who can keep up with him, then he won't let go of you easily. He'd be very jealous and very possessive of you, thinking of you rather as a treasure to be kept than an actual human. He wouldn't shower you with gifts nor would he whisper sweet nothings in your ear, but he'd gladly spend his free time with you and would most likely show his affections in a physical way. 

Another thing to consider about dating Kamui would be the fact that if anyone upsets you or if there is someone who openly shows their interest in you, he won't hesitate to obliterate said person with a smile on his face. Don't make the mistake of telling him about your problems unless you are fine with him killing people off left and right. Don't even think about trying to make him jealous, talking about how x guy noticed you, unless you want that person dead. If you hadn't seen said person in days and asked him about it, he'd reassure you that he'd taken care of it, all the while smiling and we both know what "taken care of" means in his vocabulary. 

Kamui would be unapologetic, childish and petty, that's just how he rolls. But, he can also be nice if he wants to. He knows how to make you laugh and despite there being darkness behind his sunny disposition, just looking at him is enough to cheer you up. Although he wouldn't do it, if he felt it at the moment he'd compliment you, anything ranging from "Wow, Y/N, you did so well today!" from "You are so beautiful." He has no filter and would act how he feels, even if said thing is impulsive. 

Although he rarely got hurt, being the one to easily overpower his opponents, if you ever spotted a scratch or bruise on him, he'd allow you to take care of him. All the while doing so, Kamui would gush about what a kind girlfriend you were and how keeping you alive for so long had been to his best interest after all. so sweet am i right

 A random but thoughtful thing Kamui would do, would be sharing his food. Yato have an insatiable hunger so there'd always be lots of food around him. If he ever got to taste something good or something he knew you'd like, he'd make sure to bring you some. Whenever he returned from his trips, he'd try his best to bring some sort of delicacy from a faraway planet for your enjoyment only. 

Speaking of food, if his S/O knows how to cook then that is definitely a plus for him! He'd sit on the counter, waiting patiently for food to be ready, humming softly at the sight of you preparing his dinner. Just be sure to prepare a lot or else he won't be satisfied. I'll expand on his satisfaction later in the NSFW section ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 

Another cute thing I can see Kamui doing, is sharing an umbrella with his S/O, whether that's on a rainy or a sunny day. He'd have no issue shielding her from either the sun or the rain and he would do so without being asked to. 

So, what would dating Kamui involve? Dates won't be conventional for sure, but if he visits a cool place that he'd think of as worth visiting, he'd take you there. Not a particular romantic, his primary criteria for date spots would be "fun and enjoyment". I can see him being into more childish dating ideas such as amusement parks, watching performances or attending festivals together, eating at restaurants or generally any place with good food, and, if you could hold you own against him, a good ol' sparring session. He'd love himself a strong partner or at least someone who is on par with him. If you can't fight as well that's fine, he doesn't mind teaching you a move or two. Fighting is what gets his blood pumping and doing it with you, would feel a bit special in his heart. If you did well, I expect him to praise you "My, my, Y/N, you have gotten stronger! Perhaps you'll be able to land a hit one day." If you did badly though "Wow, I never thought you could get weaker than that. Such a disappointment!" mind you that he'd say either thing with the exact same voice and look on his face. 

Finally, would Kamui say I love you? Yesn't. What I mean to say is that I can't see him explicitly saying those three little words, not because he'd be against it but simply because I don't see him feeling as strongly for anyone. Even if he gets to love you, chance is he will consider it as fascination or infatuation, rather than go as far as to call such a thing love. I'd expect him to state his feelings with more possessive words, claiming that he wants you, reminding you that you are his and that he wouldn't have anyone harm what belongs to him, no matter what. 

NSFW 

Kamui in bed is, well, a force to be reckoned with. I believe that his fighting style would transcend into the bedroom and his partner would have to learn how to live with it. 

First of all, as someone with an immense amount of power within him, even if he wanted to hold back, he wouldn't be able to. That's not to say that he'd completely annihilate his partner (or would he lmao) but rather that he'd be on the rougher side of things. Not talking about him being an unforgiving sadistic dom, which he could be at times, what I mean to say is that Kamui would be the kind of guy who'd make you feel his strength by the way his body feels against yours. His pacing would be relentless and if he goes hard on you then he goes hard all the way. 

I'd imagine his partner to have bruises over her body, namely around her wrists, knees and hips, because of the sheer pressure he'd apply on you. In general, he'd have a good sense of control as a warrior, so he is aware of himself and how much pain he is inflicting on your body. He wouldn't go too overboard, he made sure you could take it and with time, he could allow himself to lose a bit of that control while being intimate with you, assuming your body gets accustomed to him. Oh and since I mentioned bruises, he wouldn't hate the sight of them, he'd find them rather appealing considering they were proof of you being intimate together. I can see him admiring and even kissing them while praising you for sustaining the pain. 

Surprisingly enough, I don't see him being as perverted as to have a list of kinks, but a kink I see him having is a breeding kink, especially if his actual purpose is to, well, breed you. He's stated that women should be kept alive because they can bear strong kids, so if he gets together with someone he deems worthy, he'd wish to have children of his own. The idea of him filling you with his seed, the idea of your belly becoming round with his own spawn is fascinating to him. He can only imagine how strong his own son/daughter will turn out to be. 

Another thing I should note is his stamina. Kamui has an excessive amount of stamina as a Yato and could last for hours if he wishes to. Although he'd be down for a quickie, sex with him would turn into hour long sessions each time and by the end of it you'd be so weak that you could barely stand on your own, a fact that made him mock you all the time, in a cute smug way though. 

I have a very particular thought about Kamui, that I'd like to mention; introducing food in your sex life. Anything from sprawling sashimi all over your body to using whip cream or strawberries or whatever else, the idea would surely excite him as you would have combined 2/3 of his favorite things. He'd have the time of his life feasting off your body and would go as far as to comment on the taste of everything like a food critic. No matter how many ingredients you use though, we all know that at the end of the day the real dessert for him would be the one between your legs. I can see him being into oral, savoring your own sweet taste but, like I've said, Yato are insatiable. Even after you'd come, he'd keep on going again and again, until your juices are dripping from his jaw and he's decided he's had enough.

Oh and a side note? I did mention that Kamui is shameless and direct. If anyone makes a comment on you, asking why you look as if you got hit by a track, expect him to go into full detail about everything he did to you. Abuto and perhaps even Takasugi have the honor of knowing all about it, even if neither of them asked. Boy just can't keep his own mouth shut. Plus, he'd never stop bragging about you.

Finally, I want to mention his hair. Even though Kamui would keep his hair in a braid at all times, if the two of you progress through your relationship to the point of him trusting you enough, he'd be willing to let his hair down, especially during such private moments. You know that he really loves you if he lets you brush his hair or pet his head, that's pretty much his one weakness. 

Hijikata

Unironically, I believe that out of the three, Hijikata would probably be the best boyfriend to have.

In order for Hijikata to date someone, that someone would have to indicate their interest first. He is someone who's gotten rejected by women due to his quirks and so I don't see him as someone who is initially confident in the dating department. Even when he doesn't show it, because of the way people judge him based on his looks, he doesn't trust women easily, thinking that once they find out what he's really like, they'll be repulsed and will walk away. Because of that, Hijikata needs to date someone who is genuine and who is able to express their sincere feelings to him.

If he meets such a person, Hijikata would be ecstatic and wouldn't be too scared to make the first move, as long as he was certain of the person's intentions. I can see him as the more traditional and romantic type of partner, bringing flowers to his S/O, paying her compliments and being all sorts of considerate and kind. Even in the early stages of the relationship, you'd be able to tell that he really cares and you'd feel cherished by him, even if he can be a bit too direct and harsh at times.

He is a bit more on the tsundere side of things, considering how he could be a bit aggressive or mean, pretending that he doesn't really care but he wouldn't be too much of a nuisance. At the end of the day, if his S/O did anything that he found particularly endearing, he'd end up blushing and acting all shy. Definitely someone who can be put on the spot without trying too much, especially if he receives unconditional kindness.

Speaking of kindness, I feel like this is one of the traits Hijikata would appreciate in a partner. Someone who is kind, understanding and accepting. Even if his partner doesn't share the same quirks he does, namely his love for mayo, if said person is able to accept and embrace him for what he really is, then he'd be overjoyed and would show it every step of the way.

At first, dating him would include some awkwardness/shyness. He is not too used to the idea of a woman liking him for him and not his looks, so he is careful and tries hard not to mess things up. Even if you reassure him that everything is fine, I can see him being on the edge during your first few dates. Plus, he'd dread running into another Shinsengumi member, particularly Sougo.

He'd take you to more traditional and quiet dates, nothing too fancy or elaborate, unless it was on a special occasion. I can see him taking his S/O on walks around the city, visiting pretty landscapes with her, taking her to restaurants, basically spending mundane yet relaxing time with her. Considering how chaotic his workplace is, he'd prefer someplace quiet so that they can chat or just enjoy the view together. He basically has he lifestyle of a retired old man who longs to have an old woman to sit with on his porch LMAO

I have to say though, I think that Hijikata will have a hard time explaining his feelings to you in a verbal way. He will show you how he feels for you but getting him to talk about his emotions will be hard. He will admit his love for you, don't get me wrong, but most of the time it will be in the form of whispers, too shy to look at you, too bothered to say it normally. He loves his S/O and would do everything he could to protect her, even if such protection came at a price for him. (f.e. how he gave up on Mitsuba because of his lifestyle)

On another note, one of Hijikata's bad dating qualities so to say, would be his jealousy. He has a short temper so if anyone made a move on his partner, he'd immediately step up in order to defend them. If it was just a random hitting on you, the issue would probably end with his burst, however if such a person was close to you? He'd probably sulk and pout a lot! And wouldn't even talk to you about it, somehow if there are issues in your relationship, you'd have to be very intuitive cause he'd rather keep everything bottled up.

Even though he knows who he is, deep within him he'd be scared that because of his habits, his partner would end up getting sick of him, leaving him for another man. I can see him acting very withdrawn and throwing himself at work during such times. Either you'd have to really get through his skin to reassure him, or give him enough time for him to realize that he's just overreacting.

Side note, although he has a short temper, I feel like he'd do his best to keep it at bay in front of his S/O and wouldn't direct his anger at them. Even if he was angry, he'd keep it within him, along with the rest of his feelings.

A cute thing I can see him doing is offering support. What I mean by that is that if his S/O has a particular interest they feel strongly about, Hijikata would either try to engage in it himself, or, if it wasn't his thing, he'd back them up. Considering how much his own interests alienate him from others, he wouldn't want such a thing happening to his partner. If you liked an idol or an anime or something, he'd buy you merch. If you liked a snack, he'd buy it for you. If you wanted to go to a place, he'd go with you. He'd be very considerate like that, although don't be mad at him if his work prevents him from showing up and being there 24/7.

Also just like most men from Gintama, I see him appreciating a S/O who can cook for him, especially if she preps lunches for him. Since he spends most of his time at the Shinsengumi, oftentimes, he forgets to eat. If you can take care of him, he is sure to melt! Also, I wouldn't be surprised if he planned cooking dates with his S/O, just mind the mayo, he'll add it to E V E R Y T H I N G, so be sure to supervise!

NSFW

I'll start this by saying that Hijikata is certified submissive and maybe even an M! He might play it off, might try to act like a dom, but if you get on top of him, he'll go feral! He loves himself a woman who can take care of his needs and would be really into soft femdom. Praises, rewards, compliments, all work amazingly on him. Most likely he'd blush and act all shy, but he'd love every minute of it.

When it comes to positions, I feel like he'd be the one who likes positions that let him appreciate his partner's body the most. He wants to be touched but to also be able to touch them. Even though he can't always communicate his feelings well, he'll be sure to show you his appreciation through sex.

That's not to say that Hijikata is completely mellow and vanilla. He leads a stressful life and he gets easily frustrated, something that usually makes for a bad combo BUT in bed? Phew. If you let him, he will take out all of that pent up stress and anger and will release it onto your body. His pace would be frantic, hips slapping hard against yours, lips marking you whole, taking you literally against the first flat surface. Or even not! If things are that bad, I can see him slamming you against a wall for a quickie, frantically trying to relieve himself from all the nerves. Once he'd be done, he'd be sure to provide you with proper aftercare, after all, it wasn't your fault he was this upset. You were simply the one who comforted him and he'd make sure to show his appreciation.

Also, Hijikata in bed can be vocal. He might not go all out with dirty talking but if you make him feel good, he'll show it, grunting, growling, even moaning for you. If you pointed it out, he'd be really embarrassed but hey, it's not your fault he lets out such pretty cries when he's having fun! Plus, he'd also relish your own sounds, he wants to know how good he makes you feel so be sure to show it.

Finally, I see him as the type to cuddle, even if he acts like he doesn't want that at first. If you wrap your arms around him, he'd feel safe and happy, always getting a good night's sleep. On the other hand, if he is the one who serves the role of the big spoon, he'd keep you close to him all night long, making sure you felt protected in his arms. Being a rock for the woman he loves, is all he longs for, after all.

Dating Hijjikata, one thing's for sure; when he's with you, he'd always be on a great mood afterwards, something the other Shinsengumi member would be quick to catch on and tease him about. Still, you were worth the trouble.

Gintoki

blushing gin is too cute for me to pass on the opportunity of using this gif

I can 100% see the beginning of your relationship starting with a drunk confession on Gin's side. He is just the type of guy to drown his feelings in alcohol and having just about 0 tolerance for it, he is sure to show up completely wasted at your door one night, slurring every word of his but you could tell what he was trying to get to; he was in love with you. At least that's what it sounded like before he passed out. Don't expect him to remember a thing the next day, he has no idea how he ended up at your house but since it all worked out at the end, he must have done something good, no?

Once you start dating him, he'll try to be his best self for a while, he doesn't want you going back on your decision, but it won't take too long for him to slip back to his old habits. Plus, that's just who Gin is and this is one of the many reasons you love him, despite being very childish and lazy.

Speaking of laziness, I can see him being really into home dates, if you can call chilling out before the TV with take out a date. That's his average idea of what a date is, at least. Sometimes, he tries to make it fancier by cooking something himself, although you'd have to clean up after his mess. Hey, at least the food was good!

If you try to get Gintoki to leave the house, you'll face resistance on most of days. Unless there is something in it for him or unless he happens to be in the mood, then he won't budge. Promise him to buy him his favorite dessert though and he'll be out in a second. At the end, he might not let you pay for it either, he can be decent like that at times. But don't be too surprised if he left his wallet at home.

No matter how lazy Gintoki is, I feel like he is the one who ends up having the most fun when you take him out, even if he makes it into a big deal and complains about it at first. He is a versatile guy and I can see him enjoying all sorts of dates, from beach time on a summer day to snowball fights on winter days. He is a fun person to be around and he can always turn an ordinary day to a blast. Plus, if you don't mind spending time with his friends, times with him and the boys (NOT ONLY BOYS OKAY JUST AN EXPRESSION) will be beyond entertaining. And, in Gin's eyes, a partner who values his friends earns bonus points.

Side note, I think that Gintoki would be the worst person on anniversaries. He will never remember them unless you make it super obvious for him to notice. If you dress up nicely, expecting him to take you out, he'll just make a compliment and go back to lazing out. That might be a bit infuriating but, who needs anniversaries when he shows you his appreciation on a daily basis? Besides, who knows, maybe, despite his ignorance, he had prepped a surprise for you of his own, all be it, one that he came up with at the last minute.

On the other hand, I wanna expand on Gintoki's bad qualities before I move on to the more positive aspects of your relationship with him. It's no secret that Gin can be childish and petty, if you get in an argument with him he will pout and sulk, be as passive aggressive as possible BUT. If he is the one who wronged you and you act all sad, he'll be the first one to give in. He doesn't like it when you are depressed, especially if he is the reason why. No matter how small or big the reason behind your argument was, he'll let go of things in instant. Gin is someone who values the his connections to others the most, especially the connection you two share.

At times he can be jealous, and I mean jealous by A LOT. He'll be especially petty and showy, will go as far as to prove you all the reasons why he is better than x guy who flirts with you. If he is feeling feisty, he won't hesitate to even kiss you or grope you in front of them, he'll do whatever it takes to spite said person. You are his and he wants people to know! Can be very possessive and clingy, surprisingly enough, at times like this, even when he is known for not being particularly fond of clingy people (f.e. Sacchan)

A final lowkey shitty thing Gin would 100% do in a relationship with someone, would be to tease them, about literally everything. If his partner is short, her new name will be midget, if his partner is into idols/anime, he will refer to her as that otaku. If he knows you are weak to something, he will be relentless, sometimes pushing it too far. As long as he gets a reaction from you, even if said reaction is a punch to his face, Gintoki will never stop teasing you. Unless, he knows that what he said was particularly hurtful, then he'll drop it in an instant.

Moving on to Gin's "nicer" side. If you have an issue, then he'll go all soviet union on you; it's our issue now. He'll never let you go through stuff alone, unless you tell him to. Gin will be your rock, the one to support you through everything, the one who'd always go the extra mile for you, even if he plays it off. Most of the time, he'll be the one to motivate and help you out, he is the kind of person who lets others be the one to deliver the final blow. Besides, it's your problem and dealing with it yourself is what will make you stronger. He'll be your shoulder to cry on and your biggest supporter, the clown to make you smile but also the wise consultant. Even if you have doubts about him, it's during your lowest that you'll see Gin's true value.

A cute thing I'd like to imagine Gin doing, is when you bring him home to meet your parents. He'll try his best to be courteous to a ridiculous degree and will make sure that by the time the meeting ends, both of your parents love him. Even if he is a little shit to you at times, he would never embarrass you at such an important time.

Overall, although Gintoki is a bit of a manchild, he is a great partner. He is a partner for life and you'll always have a friend, a child, a big brother and a lover, all in one. No matter how hard he tries to play it off, he values a partner who is warm and kind to him, someone who might also be a bit innocent and ditzy for him to tease. If you date him, then one thing's for sure; you'll always have a smile on your face, a smile he will make sure to protect at all costs. That's his weakness, after all.

NSFW

Gintoki is one of those characters who are pretty much into every single kink with only a few exceptions. From bondage and degradation, to daddy kink, spit and impact play, he's done all there is to do. There is a reason why Sougo calls him Boss all the time, he is like the one who invented sadism in the first place. Okay maybe I am overreacting a bit but that doesn't change the fact that Gin is an S no matter what.

He is someone who'd make it his purpose to make a mess out of you, fucking you again and again until you are leaking his cum from every single hole of your body. Very particular about positions, he'd enjoy the most the more compromising ones, like doggy style for example. Even though he is quite lazy, never forget that he is a great fighter with an insane amount of stamina, he'd pound you until you wouldn't be able to stand on two legs anymore.

Also a huge blowjob appreciator. Having you between his legs while he comments on your fucked up expression? While you drool and choke around him? His biggest turn on, easily. The more you struggle, the more he enjoys it, he wants to fuck your mouth until tears run down your cheeks. He'd be so smug and shameless about it too, making comments all the while you do that, mostly to degrade you and humiliate you even further. But, if he is on a more loving mood, such words will turn to praises in an instant. He wants you to know how good you make him feel.

Another thing I can see him being into is public stuff. Foreplay for him begins way before you two reach the bedroom. You thought he'd go easy on you just because you are in public? That he wouldn't grope you with each chance he gets? That his hand wouldn't go up your skirt underneath the table? Guy lives to get you flustered and if no one is around, he might just go the extra mile and fuck you against the first wall he finds. Back alley sex, bathroom sex, even sex in the wild, if he wants you, he will have you. Plus, he'll totally turn the tables on you, calling you a slut for doing such things with him in public, even if it was him who instigated it.

Finally, although he is that freaky, Gin is also very bored, lazy and unmotivated. Most of the time you are at home, you are going to literally be the one to get on top of him, place his dick in you and do as you please. He won't even bother taking his clothes off, best case scenario he'll just roll his hips into yours from time to time. The duality of a man, I guess...but hey, who knows, maybe if you keep at it, he'll end up finding some much needed motivation and you'll once again find yourself crying his name out as he fucks you against the wall. No surprises here, that's Gin we are talking about.

A/N: Yeah this turned huge but I feel like I covered most things there are to cover about dating these three guys. Hopefully it was good enough!