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Live Tweets from the Shinigami-Human-Quincy-Arrancar-Fullbringer Dinner

By Mod Serenity

Technical Author’s Choice, but also requested by @innersuperhero, @aestheticbleach101, and @shadowfaery7 :)

So, because I made those lists about what various groups of Bleach characters would wear for a formal event, I’ve decided to create a list of this joint formal event as a live-tweeting! So, without further ado, here are the live-tweets from the Shinigami-Human-Quincy-Arrancar-Fullbringer Formal Dinner, held in Karakura Town!

1) Ichigo

“Apparently, there’s a formal dinner tonight with the Gotei 13. And the Espada and Arrancars. And the Quincy. And the Fullbringers. And other Karakura Town people.”

#this is probably gonna end in disaster #especially if Karakura Town is the venue! #not only that #my dad and sisters have been invited as well #I should get ready now

2) Yumichika

“I can’t wait to see what everyone is dressed up in. They’re all going to look wonderful!”

#I love parties #so many pretty clothes to see

3) Rukia

”Okay, we just got to the venue, and apparently there’s some kind of fashion show that we all gotta participate in.”

#the Gotei 13 is going after the Karakura people though #Squad 0 are the judges too #I can’t wait to see what they’re all wearing #especially Inoue #she’s gonna be gorgeous!

4) Shutara

“Kurosaki Ichigo looks pretty fine in that tux. Inoue Orihime looks just like a princess in that gown.”

#well I already know who the winners of the Karakura people are gonna be

5) Sentoki

“Well, the humans and Karakura people are done. Time for the Gotei 13!”

#they’d better look good!

6) Ichigo

“Squad 6 is coming on now. Byakuya and Renji are both in black-tie tuxedos.”

#and Renji’s hair is actually down #he looks so good! #seriously #he should wear his hair down all the time!

7) Renji

“@ flower-noble: I guess wearing my hair down was a good idea, huh? Thanks for telling me that in advance.”

#we both look pretty classy tonight #I can feel Ichigo’s eyes on me actually

8) Byakuya

"Who would’ve thought that Zaraki Kenpachi would actually keep his suit clean tonight?

#I suppose even Squad 11 knows how to keep it classy

9) Ishida

“...WTAF is Kurotsuchi wearing??”

#are those... accordion pants?? #WTAF #the moment Kurotsuchi walked down the catwalk everyone was silent #seriously though #what is up with that outfit?? #especially since Nemu looks normal next to him 

10) Orihime

"OMG, Kuchiki-san looks lovely! @ dancing-snow-bunny: I love your dress!”

#so classy and elegant! #and so cute as well!

11) Rukia

“@ robot-princess: YOUR DRESS IS PERFECTION YOU LOOK JUST LIKE A PRINCESS OMG”

#seriously though #that dress was made for you! #so beautiful!

12) Sentoki

“And now for the Espada, Hueco Mundo Crew, and Fracciónes!”

13) Gin

“@ beautifulshopper10: Rangiku, you look simply radiant tonight.”

#she is perfection itself #I wouldn’t mind spending some time with her tonight

14) Yumichika

"Halibel and Nelliel look simply stunning! BUT WTF IS THAT CHARLOTTE GUY EVEN WEARING

#HE LOOKS LIKE A DRAG QUEEN OMG #but Halibel looks like an actual queen!

15) Grimmjow

“@ strawberryprotector15: I can feel your eyes on me, Kurosaki. Admit it, I look good, don’t I?”

#yeah I know how to dress up #I can be classy whenever I want to be

16) Sentoki

“Now the Fullbringers are next!”

17) Orihime

“@ pinkcutie: Omg, Riruka! Your dress is so gorgeous and cute!”

#pink and a ballgown! #we match! #yaaaayyyy!!!

18) Riruka

“@ robot-princess: Why are you so excited over matching...?”

#you look really cute though

19) Renji

“@ coffee-boots: I gotta say, you look fine as hell tonight!”

#I’m serious #that’s such a nice dress you’re wearing

20) Jackie

“@ stray-dog-06: I appreciate your compliments. And you look just as handsome tonight.”

#you really are a good man

21) Oetsu

“Finally, it’s time for the Sternritter!”

22) Byakuya 

“Jugram Haschwalth’s hair is a thing of beauty. It practically rivals Ukitake’s hair. @ thebalancer: will you tell me how you get it like that?”

#I must know your secret

23) Haschwalth

“@ flower-noble: You wish to know the secret behind my hair? I’d be glad to tell you. Besides, your hair is also quite lovely.”

#I’d love to share my secret with you #if you’ll tell me the secret behind your hair as well

24) Renji

- “I gotta say, Bazz-B has one nice-looking tux!”

#looks kinda punk #but it’s totally awesome!

25) Bazz-B

“You look pretty cool yourself, @ stray-dog-06!”

#nice eyebrows too! #and your hair!! #I’m so jealous!

26) Rukia

“... As Nodt is wearing a blood-splattered tuxedo. And Gerard is in a Thor costume.”

#I seriously hope that’s not real blood #WTAF are the Quincies anyways?!

27) Hikifune

"It’s time for dinner now! While we decide on the winners, I hope you enjoy my home cooking!

#I made it all especially for tonight! #all of my best recipes are the main course for dinner!

28) Orihime

"OMG, the food is soooooo good!! I’m gonna cry, this is so delicious!!”

#Hikifune: BEST CHEF EVER

29) Nelliel

“This is the best food I’ve ever eaten in my whole life!!”

#Soul Society chefs: way better than Hueco Mundo meals!

30) Tousen

"Soul Society may be a corrupt place, yet Hikifune’s meals are full of purity and goodness that I cannot complain.”

#Hikifune’s meals #perhaps the only good thing about Soul Society

31) Halibel

“I sure hope Aizen-sama told Aaroniero not to release in the hall here.”

#I would like to be able to eat my dinner without seeing a tentacled monster eating the food

32) Riruka

“OMG, what the actual hell is that thing at the Espada table?!”

#a giant tentacled monster!! #omg that’s so gross!

33) Rukia

“Well, now I know what’s gonna be haunting my dreams for the rest of my life.”

#I have to see Aaroniero release again?? #and this time for eating?? #oh god I did not want to know how a tentacled monster consumes its dinner

34) Aizen

“@ tentacles-09: I thought I told you to wait until we got back to Hueco Mundo to eat your dinner?? Just for that, I’m raising my spiritual pressure until you go out of release.”

#maybe Gillian Espada weren’t such a good idea #had I known that Aaroniero would be a tentacled monster I would not have used the Hogyoku on him #I need to think these things through from now on

35) Ukitake

“That’s the Espada that Kuchiki fought against? The one who impersonated Kaien?”

#poor Kaien #he must be weeping

36) Liltotto

“Well... that was a thing...”

#anyways #I can eat anyone else’s meal if they don’t want it

37) Bambietta

“@ quincy-glutton: Touch my food and you die.”

#I mean it

38) Ichibe

“It’s time for the awards to be presented, so listen up, everyone!”

39) Rukia

“Best Dressed Human Female goes to: Inoue!”

#I knew it! #I knew she would win! #if she didn’t I would riot #that dress is just too gorgeous!

40) Ishida

“Best Dressed Human Male goes to Ichigo?!”

#dammit how does Kurosaki have a better fashion sense than me?!

41) Kurotsuchi

"I cannot believe that Kuchiki Byakuya won ‘Best Dressed Male Captain’ over me.”

#you fools just don’t understand fashion at all

42) Byakuya

“And Unohana won Best Dressed Female Captain.”

#I’m not sure how to feel about that

43) Renji

“Hell yeah! I won the Best Dressed Male Lieutenant!”

#I knew wearing my hair down was a great idea! #Squad 6 baby! #we know how to look good!

44) Hisagi

“Best Dressed Female Lieutenant goes to Rangiku!”

#I knew she’d win that award! #Rangiku always looks good no matter what she wears!

45) Grimmjow

"Hell yeah, I’m the king! Won Best Dressed Male Espada! And Nelliel won Best Dressed Female Espada!”

#wow Nnoitra’s pissed off #he just screeched and tried to fight me #Aizen reiatsu-slammed him into sitting back down tho #nice! #eat it spoon-hood!

46) Yumichika

“So Best Dressed Female Fracción went to Sung-Sun. BUT HOW COME BEST DRESSED MALE FRACCION WENT TO CHARLOTTE??”

#he looked so ugly!

47) Tsukishima

“Of course I’d win Best Dressed Male Fullbringer. And of course Riruka would win the Best Dressed Female Fullbringer.”

#we look just perfect don’t we?

48) Kyoraku

“So Haschwalth wins Best Dressed Male Sternritter?”

#must be the hair #of course #his hair is as wonderful as Jushiro’s hair!

49) Bambietta

"That’s right, everyone! The Best Dressed Female Sternritter is me! So eat it, all of you!”

#Haschwalth and I are the king and queen now!

50) Ichigo

“Whoa, whoa, nobody told me there was dancing at this thing!”

#apparently all winners of the fashion contest have to dance with each other?? #that means Inoue and I are dancing together #god I hope I don’t step on her feet #I’m bad at dancing!

51) Tatsuki

“@ strawberryprotector15: You step on Orihime’s feet, I’ll punch you!”

#don’t you dare mess this up for her!

52) Chad

"Ichigo and Inoue are dancing now. Reminds me of Beauty and the Beast.”

#it’s actually very beautiful

53) Yoruichi

“Finally Ichigo does something right!”

#nice to see he’s careful not to step on Orihime’s toes!

54) Rukia

“Unohana-taichou and Nii-sama dancing: possibly the most graceful and elegant thing I’ve ever seen!”

#Nii-sama looks dignified as ever! #as expected of him!

55) Kira

“Whoa, Abarai and Grimmjow sure have some awesome moves!”

#I’m serious #the music changed to something more club-like #those two are killing it on the dance floor #Matsumoto and Nelliel are speechless #so is everyone else #looks like the Sexta Espada and Sixth Lieutenant have hit it off pretty well

56) Orihime

“I danced with Kurosaki-kun. And I managed not to mess it up! It was absolutely magical!”

#I feel like dancing all night now! 

57) Unohana

“Looks like the dinner is over. It was truly a wonderful evening.”

#we definitely should do it again

58) Urahara

“Looks like Byakuya and Haschwalth are now talking about hair. And Abarai, Grimmjow, and Bazz-B are bonding.”

#unexpected friendships #the power of fancy dinners??

59) Yamamoto

“This was indeed quite a success.”

#everything worked out #and surprisingly #nothing was destroyed

60) Ichigo

“This... actually went way better than I thought it would. Maybe we should do this again next year!”

#unexpected success #let’s do this again shall we??