#gimme s'more

[catfindr]

[blushblush-readerinsertsnthings]

I finally got the Blush Blush bug back and bought the kitsune boys bundle

I'm gonna attempt some of the requests in my askbox, but in the meantime -- FLOOD ME WITH REQUESTS PLZ I love my boys so so much 🥰

[witchwyfe]

karma is my boyfriend - rc

pairing - (non-canon) Rafe Cameron x female reader

précis - a lil princess treatment from rafe :)

content/warnings - mentions of alcohol/alcohol consumption, fluff,

word count - 673

"Rafe, Rafe!?" You're spinning around, looking for your boyfriend until suddenly you whirl around and bump into a broad chest.

"Hey!" You gasp, until you look up and see his face. "Oh! Hi baby!" You coo, reaching up to cup his cheeks. 

"Hi sweet girl." He smiles, running his thumb along your cheekbone. 

You greet him happily, leaning in to his touch. "Did you get my drink?" You wonder, suddenly remembering why he left you in the first place.

"Hmm, sure did." He nods, handing you an ice water rather than the vodka redbull you'd requested.

You don't seem to notice though, slipping the paper straw into your mouth and slurping it down happily.

"We gonna dance s'more?" You wonder, straw between your lips.

"We can't, baby," He says, smoothing a hand down the back of your head. "They're closing."

"Nooo!" You groan, throwing your head back.

"I know, I know," He soothes. "But we can go home and get some snacks and watch a show...?" He offers.

"Okay!" You're smiling once again, digging your fingers into his tee shirt.

"Finish your drink and we'll go home, kay?" 

You nod, bypassing the straw and tipping the rest of the water into your mouth, before handing your empty glass to Rafe.

You're not even that drunk, really just a little past tipsy but you're fine with letting Rafe handle everything and take care of you.

Suddenly his jacket is being draped over your shoulders, coupled with a soft kiss to the top of your head. 

"Thank you." You simper. You slide your arms into the sleeves and blink up at your boyfriend.

"Ready?"

"Ready."

You lead him out of the bar, arms shoved into the pockets of his jacket, while he has your little purse slung over his shoulder, your phone, his phone, and the keys all in one hand.

"How much farther?" You ask a few moments later, looking back at him.

"Not too much," He frowns looking out at the street. When the two of you arrived at the club, hours before, he'd had to park his car somewhat far due to the lack of space. "Your feet hurting, baby?"

You shrug a shoulder. "Yeah." You nod. "But it's just till the car then I'll take my shoes off."

"C'mere," He says, shoving both of your phones into his pocket.

"What?" You wonder, turning to give him a coy smile.

Your sweet boyfriend kneels down on the dirty sidewalk, taking your ankle into his hands so he can unbuckle your heel. You're flustered beyond words, heat rising on your cheeks while Rafe's rough palm softly works your foot out of your strappy shoe. 

"Stand on my foot babe, so I can take your other shoe off." He says, running his hand up your calf. 

Once both of your heels are dangling from his hand, he scoops you into his arms, bridal style.

"Are you sure, Rafe?" You wonder softly. "I feel bad, you don't--"

"You have nothing to feel bad about." He assures, lips at your temple. "Just let me take you to the car, okay gorgeous?"

"Okay." You hum happily, relaxing in his hold.

Your arms are sling around your neck and you have easy access to his neck if you strain a little--and you do--at least five times on the way to the car, so you can kiss his neck.

He pretends like he's not flustered by it, but you can see the rosy glow of his cheeks from the street lamps, the harsh light making him appear ethereal and you have to shut your eyes for a second to remember he's real.

You’re still in a fond trance when he uses one hand to open the car door and gently deposit you into the passenger seat. He buckles your seatbelt and tugs on it, before pressing a kiss to your temple. 

“Love you,” You croon, leaning back against the seat to look at him. 

“Love you so much more.” He promises. “C’mere angel, gimme a kiss.”

© witchwyfe 2024. absolutely no reposting, translating, or modifying, even with credit.

[figmentrinzler]

Meow there :3 gimme your top 5 comfort foods :3

Top five auggie moments 👀👀👀

Comfort foods:

Bulgogi

Chicken Teriyaki

Ben & Jerry's S'mores ice cream

My great grandmother's chocolate chip cookies that are soft like little cakes

Hot honey fried chicken.

Auggie moments:

When we were building our pool, she would stick her snout into any tube sticking out of the ground.

When she sleeps and is dreaming, she boofs in her sleep. Sometimes she even wags her tail in her sleep, too.

Whenever she gets up on the back of the couch and lays around my neck like a pillow.

The one time she was so excited to see me that she fell over from how hard she was wagging her tail on our hardwood floors.

The few times she lays her head on me. I feel approved.

Thanks for the ask, my dear <3

[wench-and-jezebel]

Dark Angel Reaction: Haven

Jezebel (@typicalopposite) reacts [with occasional asides by Wench (@scripted-downfall)]

[I don't remember this much beyond a) it being one of my favorite s1 eps and b) Ishim being in it.  Heads-up.  Also, this episode is brought to you by me procrastinating on work and Jezebel eating ice cream… you can see which of us is living the high life :)]  

☠️☠️☠️☠️  [NORMAL]  That’s what I was wondering  [NORMAL PULLING A RHONDA HURLEY???]  YESSSS

Poor Logan  [I knowwww]

[That was a very malicious gesture with the gas, just saying… She looked like she was gonna set fire to him aksdjf]

MAX!  EMPATHY!!!   HE JUST GOT STUCK IN A WHEELCHAIR; MAYBE DON’T GET PISSY THAT HE DOESN’T FEEL LIKE GOING HIKING

[Ma'am just wants s'mores; she doesn't care about Logan alskdjf]  I sometimes wonder…. Did they not realize how unlikable she would be if they made her so angsty  [I think they think this is what being a "tough woman" is… They outright call it "girlpower" later]  Ooooof

[Oh, look, Jace's baby]

Also Logan says I didn’t say I was canceling… But… but.  You kinda did 🤣🤣🤣

[btw, I knew Ishim from Intelligence before I knew him in Supernatural, which is why I remember him from this despite not having seen that episode when I first watched this season]

NOW HE’S TALKING IN CIRCLES

[I TOLD YOU SHE JUST WANTED S'MORES]

OH NO!  The rednecks!  [THIS FEELS LIKE THE SPN EP!  With the Croatoan virus.  Where Dean's looking out the front window at the blockade?]  Yeah, strong SPN vibes

Creepy kid  [I was just typing that alskdfj]  Gotta love it

ITS TONY AND KATE  [ALSKDJF WHERE'S THE IGUANA]

This damn kid… The kid’s the iguana

“Gimme my money”

[Technically, Max, you can still get s'mores on an Eyes Only mission]

["Eighteen restless spirits waiting for you to avenge their deaths" Ummmm SPN vibessss!  Also.  Let's shout about the corrupt cops while the corrupt cops could be listening… GENIUS]

The scene cut whiplash tho

[*aggressively bites marshmallow*]

Creepy kids like… creepy adult

Bitch I just said my aunt’s a doctor

[Ma'am spilling Manticore secrets to a bby :(  She gonna get him killed]  DOES SHE REALLY?  [I don't know…  I doubt it, but probably not for lack of trying, I see.]

This kid looks familiar 🤔🤔🤔

[Whyyyy is Logan on his own in Creepy, Creepertown?]  Cause he is a strong independent man  [Logan.  This isn't going well.]

He has arriveddd  [Yup!]  OH MY GOD HES SO YOUNG  [I KNOW.]  AND EQUALLY CREEPY

[Oof, My Bloody Valentine vibes tho]  ☠️☠️

😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨 aw man look at that… How quickly he noticed something wrong

[Well, at least they didn't pull out Logan's pool skills only for s2 jealousy reasons]

Ninja gf to the rescue!  (I thought she didn’t notice at first)  [ikr]

SAME, BARTENDER DUDE!  that would be me

“How did my screwed-up genetics become about you?” When you made it about him???  [MA'AM, EMPATHY]

 I still loveeee her hairrrr… Ack

Who is this kiddddd?

– – – 

Wench: I think it was the kinda-surreal, definitely-creepy vibes of this ep that made me remember it so fondly... tbh, it's definitely living up to my memory.  Forgot Max was so annoying in it, though, because it was overshadowed by last ep

Jezebel: I swearrr this episode is giving me whiplash… Like, even down to Max’s attitude.  She starts on something and it’s like oh, boy, here we go, but then she backpedals, and then goes full bitch again, and then apologizes.  And I’m like!! EITHER COMMIT TO BITCHDOM OR STOPPPP BITCHINGGG

Wench: s2 is gonna be funnnnn

Jezebel: *sigh* this show and circles.  Also this kid looks so familiar 🤔🤔🤔🤔

Wench: lkjasdflkj you and the kid… Go look him up then!

Jezebel: Idk but he was in an ep of spn too

Wench: Which?

Jezebel: “Party on Garth”

Wench: Huh.  No clue but good to know

Jezebel: Lol.  And the creepy vibe is amazing and a nice change

Wench: Seee!?!??!  I'm telling you, that's why I remembered it.  This is my favorite non-ep-17 s1 episode, and that vibe is why.

Jezebel: But yeah I think that’s all I have. Except omg them tipping that wheelchair over pissed me offfffff

Wench: See what I mean, though, by them just.  leaving Logan's depression behind?  

Jezebel: YESSSS UGH

Wench: Like, it's coming up, but only in a "oh, they're fighting" way.  Not a "he just lost something important to him for the second time; he deserves adjustment" way.  Definitely not a "he considered ending things last episode" way.

Jezebel: I HATE IT! Like I get that was just a plot point for the episode but tbf that’s not a plot point you should use for just one ep.  That’s too heavy and too real.

Wench: And it's an issue that, like, actually affects people?  And requires serious work to overcome?  It.  Bugs me.  That it's just a minor thing that gets blurred past.  You know what I mean.

Jezebel: Now granted back then shit was different and triggers weren’t concerns in media. But still I fully get it

Wench: Yup.  Ready to go on, though?

Jezebel: Yes!

– – – 

[Not the tip-over joke.  Also… Bruh, why are y'all leaving the door open and unlocked]

They misheard the pulse as the purge

“I don’t know anything.”  I just came to yell with you a moment

[Ishim be back]  Ishim always be being an asshole  [He's decent in Intelligence]

Oh shittttt. Buddy needs the girl to kick his ass again

“Nothing.”  Buddy. Why didn’t you wipe your nose

Oooooof plot twisttttttt

[THE GRAVE DIGGING?!!?!? WE ARE IN AN SPN EP!  Where's the salt?  And the gasoline?]

PLOT TWISSSST

[These people (Max/Logan) be kinda stupid]  ☠️☠️☠️  [That was kinda obvious ngl]  SPN would have been a very short show had it been these two  [Why, 'cause they'd die?]  Yes ☠️

[Y'all, seriously?  You couldn't clear the environment?  MAX HAS SUPER-HEARING; SHE DIDN'T BOTHER TO MENTION THE KID EAVESDROPPING?]  ☠️☠️☠️

Ishim’s so smol  [asdflkjaldkfj he really do be… He's so short compared to the others 😭]  I know!  [They're gonna think you're impersonating me with that emoji]  ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

[ISHIM CONTINUES TO BE SMOL]  So smol. So angry  [HE'S LIKE HALF THE OTHER DUDE'S HEIGHT ALSKDFJLAKDSJF]

Well shit

Child.  You be a child

Creepy bby kid

LOGAN, MOVE THE CHILD AWAY FROM THE WINDOW

[btw, I TOLD you the gas was gonna be used for arson]  ☠️☠️☠️

Is this the last time her seizures are this bad?  [I think so.  I don't remember them coming up again]

Oooof, he ded

This damn show... Bruh… Violent af

[Poor Logan, goodness]  WELL SHIT

WELP

SHORT MAN CAN’T GET CLOTHESLINED… But it’ll take out his eyeballs

He favors Willem Dafoe

[Max going: "Appreciate her or I'll steal her; I don't have a mom"]  ☠️☠️☠️ but she got a Logan she just doesn’t appreciate him

No.  She.  Didn’t.  [Ma'am.  “It’s good to know that when the superhero’s otherwise occupied, the sidekick’s ready to step in.”  How is that your definition of a nice thing to say?]  This woman-

– – –

Wench: We haven't had JamPony content in agessss :(

Jezebel: I KNOW.  AND MORE CLOSING CIRCLES Ackkkkk

Wench: I think those go away in s2?  Think?  But the intro gets a monologue that... might be worse

Jezebel: ☠️☠️☠️☠️  Ohhhh no spinning baby and angst talk! 😭😭😭  Lord help me

Wench: It's baddddd.  But anyway... endpoint!

Jezebel: Just like with the heavy topic of the last ep being pushed under the rug… Max’s seizures just suddenly reappearing only to not be mentioned again…. Will be equally as annoying

Wench: I always wanted them to show up in s2 because other transgenics show up.  Other transgenics who likely weren't told about their tryptophan deficiency.  And yeah, maybe not all of them have it, but we know the X5s do, so Alec, Biggs, and the other X5s should have had some kind of scene about that imo.  

Jezebel: Yeah

Wench: It would have been nice if it made her confront the relative comfort of her life, tbh.  Because she at least knows all this stuff about herself and Manticore, whereas the others are literally thrust into the deep end without warning,and all because she decides to take down Manticore and act like she didn't cause any problems.  Is it likely?  Nah.  Would it have been nice?  Yeah

Jezebel: Yeah that’s fair!!

Wench: Anyway, go on.

Jezebel: It feels like they either got bored with the seizure storyline.  Or it was too much to keep up with on top of the other story lines.  But then this being the ep AFTER Logan’s heavy ep… they needed to make him the hero even from the chair… and to do that she had to be down and out.

Wench: I could be wrong about them dropping it, btw.  But I don't remember it coming back.

Jezebel: Fair… But it also hasn’t been in like the past 4 eps… or more

Wench: This is true

Jezebel: So yeah it seemed so out of the blue.  Also what was the point of these people killing this family?  I know they said but I didn’t catch it and I’m like….

Wench: Basically... racism

Jezebel: Ahhhh 💔💔💔💔

Wench: When the Pulse hit, everyone blamed "outsiders.”  And that family had gas and food when everyone else didn't.  So the townsfolk came to the "obvious" conclusion that they knew what was gonna happen and shored up on supplies ahead of time.  Thus, they attacked.

Jezebel: Ahh 💔💔 that’s fucked

Wench: Yeah.  I don't think that storyline ever returns either.  Other than that, the Pulse basically isn't addressed.  They use it as worldbuilding, but don't do much by way of development with it.  Again: I think.  It's been a bit since I saw these episodes

Jezebel: ☠️☠️☠️☠️ Plot holessss.  Gotta love em

Wench: BUT!  Plus side!  One more episode 'til Ben :)  And next episode is OC-heavy

Jezebel: BUT SAD?!  ACK!

[maris-snack-shop]

Gimme a S M O R E

Not a smore, or a s'more.

A S M O R E

[megan-loves-surveys]

More.

Do you like zombie movies? Some.

What’s the grossest/worst thing you’ve ever seen in a public restroom? Blood everywhere, from an unlucky woman with her period I'm assuming.

What’s the most wasteful thing you regularly do? Dunno.

What’s the most difficult apology you’ve ever had to give? Not sure.

What’s the worst relationship advice you’ve ever seen? To get with a man who'd want to give me babies in the future. I don't want kids xD

Have you ever volunteered in a hospital? If not, would you ever want to? No.

What was your worst Halloween costume? I don't do Halloween.

Who has/had the worst reputation in your graduating class? Who cares.

When was the first time you can remember feeling mature? When I went to university and had to manage my own learning.

Have you ever had a disappointing Christmas, or any disappointing holiday if you don’t celebrate Christmas? Probably at some point.

Do you have any character bandaids in your house right now, or just plain ones? Just plain ones.

Have you ever had to give a pet away? No.

What’s the junkiest junk food you’ve ever eaten? Most chips xD

Did you play pretend a lot as a child? Were there any recurring plots or themes? Definitely. One of our faves was to be like the Spice Girls lol, I was always Emma cos I was the only blonde in my friend group.

How do you feel about runny egg yolks? YUMMY!! Gimme runny eggs <3 I get so disappointed when they're hard.

Has a teacher ever tried to teach you something that was undeniably wrong? Dunno.

If for some reason you had to give up one of your hobbies, which would you choose? Oh no! Probably writing fanfic, cos I slack off a lot and don't do it as much.

Have you ever hidden a relationship from your family? Yes, my first boyfriend ever. I was 13/14 and wasn't allowed to date, so I hid it. They found out eventually and I got in trouble lol.

How much do you know about first aid? Not much.

Which of your relatives do you know the least about? Any of them who live overseas.

Have you ever meditated? If so, did it do anything for you? No.

Have you ever given advice to someone who was much older than you? Oh yeah.

Have you ever used a view-master? Yes.

Do you ever listen to talk radio or podcasts? If you do, what are some of your favorite shows? No. Not my thing.

When was the last time you got ice cream from a truck? Oh god, years ago.

Are any of your favorite bands broken up or on hiatus right now? A few - surprisingly most of my fave bands are touring right now, so it's really only Little Mix who aren't together cos even Girls Aloud are touring later this year.

Do you know any sex workers? If so, how do they feel about their job? Not personally, lol.

What’s the biggest art project you’ve ever attempted? How did it go? Dunno.

What kind of wild animals do you see most frequently where you live? We don't really see many at all.

Have you ever cooked anything other than s’mores over a fire? No. I've also never had a s'more.

Are there any items in your house that you use for something other than its intended purpose? Dunno.

What do you hope the afterlife is like? It doesn't exist.

What’s the worst behavior you’ve ever seen from a child? Just acting like a little shit and not doing what they're told.

Have you ever planned an act of revenge? Probably.

Do you and your parents share any of the same hobbies? My Mum and I both love wrestling and my Dad and I both love video games.

Do you think it’s more exciting or scary to get older? Scary.

How was the reception of the last wedding you attended? It was fun from what I remember.

Do you have any physical photo albums? Yes.

Would you feel comfortable working at a sex shop? Oh yeah, that would be fun tbh.

Who was the worst friend you ever had? This girl who was actually a bully, and managed to isolate one of our friends from our group by acting like she could only be friends with her and not us. Luckily she realised and dumped her as a friend.

What’s the biggest sacrifice you’ve ever made? Hmm.

Have you ever campaigned for a political candidate, or otherwise played an active role in an election? No.

What’s the coolest hand-me-down you’ve ever gotten? What about the best one you’ve ever given? Dunno.

Do your parents and grandparents get along with each other? All of my grandparents have passed away.

Would you tell your co-workers what underwear you have on? If they asked me xD

Do you make your bed each morning? Yes.

How many family photos do you have in your home? Loads.

Are you concerned about the economy? Yes.

What is the most interesting food you’ve eaten? Dunno tbh.

Do you remember anything you learned in school? Oh yeah, lots.

Are you happy with how much money you make? Mostly. Could I use a raise? Of course xD

How do you feel about people who drive SUVs? Ridiculous in Auckland, you don't need a car like that in the city.

When is the last time you saw your real hair color? A long time ago, definitely over 15 years ago.

Are you the type of person that will parallel park? I don't drive.

Will you drive around the block to look for a spot? -

What do you like to collect? Wrestling t-shirts and action figures. And Converse!

How many pancakes could you eat in 5 minutes? A few.

Do you think cheese and mustard together on a sandwich is gross? No, I love that.

How do you feel about babies? They're cute, but I don't want one.

What is the worst taste to have in your mouth? Vomit.

1 - Are you interested in any reality TV shows? Not really anymore, I even gave up on The Amazing Race.

2 - When was the last time you made plans with someone? What are you going to do with that person? Mum and I go out every Friday, we made plans for that.

3 - How often (if ever) do you use moisturizer? Every morning, cos my skin is super dry.

4 - Name five things you can touch from where you’re sitting right now: Phone, drinkbottle, Airpods, nail file and glasses case.

5 - Have you had any of your wisdom teeth removed? What was the reason? (eg. infection, impaction, lack of space). No, still have all 4.

6 - What was the reason for your last hospital visit? Checkup about my shoulder.

7 - Where was the last place you had an itch? My foot.

8 - If you’re on a long car journey, would you rather drive or be the passenger? Passenger, cos I don't drive.

9 - What’s the earliest time you’ve had to wake up for work? What about the latest time you’ve clocked off for the day? I start at 9, so I get up around 7. The only time I ever went in earlier than that was when my boss had a Zoom meeting with a client who was overseas and needed me to take notes, and the meeting was at 8am for us.

10 - Do you use a laptop, desktop, tablet or phone to take your surveys? My laptop.

11 - Are you fussy when it comes to how your surveys are formatted on your blog? Yes.

12 - How old were you when you first got internet access at home? Was it broadband or did you have dial-up first? Late 90's, and it was dial-up cos I'm old lol.

13 - When was the last time you painted your nails? Last year.

14 - What’s your typical order when you go to Starbucks (or wherever your favourite coffee shop is)? Mocha java chip frappe, cookies & cream frappe, caramel frappe...

15 - What’s your favourite thing to have on toast? Vegemite or jam.

16 - Do you have any debt? If so, are you on top of paying it all back? I have my student loan, but I haven't began paying it back yet.

17 - What was the last thing you purchased with a credit card? I don't have a credit card, only a debit card. Last thing I used it for was buying some merch at the Five gig last night cos I used my phone to pay.

18 - Have you been to college/university? If so, has your degree been useful to you or was it a bit of a waste of money? I did, and it was a waste of money, I've never used my degree.

19 - How often do you travel by public transport? All the time, I don't have a car.

20 - Do you have an instagram account? If so, how often do you post on there and what kind of things do you post? No.

21 - Are you close to your extended family? Do you wish you were closer? I barely see them.

22 - Do you prefer to give your pets human names or not? Yes! Animals with human names are hilarious.

23 - Do you like having ice in your drinks? Definitely.

24 - When was the last time you went to a BBQ restaurant? Never.

25 - When was the last time you re-arranged the furniture? Is this something you like to do often? I can't really rearrange my room, I have too much furniture and not enough room. My bed can only fit in one place lol.

26 - Have you ever used a fire extinguisher? Would you know how to use one without reading the instructions? No, and dunno.

27 - What’s the worst thing you’ve ever had to deal with at your job? This one client who used to call me constantly and ask about their case, like at one point she called me about 10 times in one day. Leave me alone, lady.

28 - What was the last thing you used your mobile phone for? I looked up something on a walkthrough for a game I was playing.

29 - Did you used to play The Sims? What version or expansion pack was your favourite one to play? Still do! I've played all 4 games, but Sims 3 or 4 is my fave.

30 - What was the last thing you used a lighter for? No idea.

[lothricknightgirl]

WOT THE BLOODY FUCKIN' HELL DO YOU MEAN "APPLY THE BLOWTORCH"

IT'S A S'MORE YOU FUCKING KNOBEND, WE AIN'T BUILDING A SPACESHIP

APPLY. APPLY THE. THE BLOWTORCH.

OH MY GOD.

I'm. I'm going to combust. That's it. Nope, that's it, fuck this, fuck you, fuck it all, nope, goodbye world, I've had it!

apply the fuckin' blowtorch, the fuckin' blowtorch, who does this guy think he fuckin' is, walkin' in here, with his stupid fuckin' blowtorch, gimme a fuckin' break...

GBBO: “A s’more is basically just an Italian merengue sandwiched between two ganache-covered digestives”

Americans:

[nm3beautybabes]

LYRD Gimme S'more! Candle

[gltzgghln]

Every day when I wake up after eating a whole container of Gimme S'more Ben & Jerry's, my circadian rhythm gives me the look of a starved kitten

[vrob1012]

Check out this listing I just added to my Poshmark closet: Girls Matilda Jane Adventure Begins Gimme S'more Dress - 12.

[livinlavidavili]

“That’s not important. Gimme that,” I reach over and pluck the rag he was going to use to clean himself out of his hands, my hand disappearing under the blanket as I wipe myself, “this is terrible, I was getting aftercare and everything. You guys been having fun out here?”

"Lots more fun now," Fives teases, "Hey Hunt you should take that rag from her- ow!" He frowns as Rex elbows him, watching the blonde man shake his head. "Yeah alright- I'm coolin' it."

"We made s'mores earlier," Anakin gestures, "Hunter was kind enough to hunt some animals for us. There's leftover if you wanna take some back- oh you can't really leave now, can you? Nobody to hop back to."

[ariadnewhitlock]

[pm] I think that's a good way to describe him. But maybe I should've still had the answer. Why do I feel bad about this? I hate him. I hate him so much but I still feel bad.

Okay.

He told me people wouldn't worry. That they'd forget about me. Just like that. I'm sorry I made you worry. I love you.

It is called Oatmeal Dream Pie. There is also one called Gimme S'more. If you wanted to get two types.

[pm] Then he should use Google like everyone else. [...] I don't think he would have, Ariadne. He sounds like [...] a supervillain or something.

But I am.

I missed you, too. I was worried. I'm sorry I didn't find you. I'm sorry I'm not a better hero.

Yes. We can definitely eat ice cream. What flavor is it? I'll get some for you.