#giggling cutely

[cannibl-canine]

HI GUYS EER throwing this at you guys out of the blue

and uh, Incase your curious I have these to twiddles my thumbs

[kosmogrl]

100 small acts of love by The New York Times 💌

[watmalik]

Never thought I’d hear the phrase “this cute Australian guy” uttered by Sir Patrick Stewart when referring to Hugh Jackman, but here we are.

[thiscoldheart]

BRIDGERTON (3.05)

[twinkodium]

One clumsy cat 🥹🥹

[xxnghtclls]

I think he needs glasses soon!

[home-of-the-squirmle]

Boyfriends of Progress

[80181880]

Of course Charles would get Max’s card

[gaypeople]

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE - 1.07 “The Thing Lay Still”

[beebfreeb]

If I saw a nutcracker nobody could stop me

[eddiesghxst]

steve would find himself dating a weird girl, and he probably has no clue how he got there but he just kind of goes with it anyway because, not only are you like a sex god or something, but steve’s kind of scared of you if he’s being honest.

like, seriously, the first time he goes to your house, he enters your room and nearly shits his pants. you have animal skulls littered through your room, dead moths in frames on your wall, various sharp tools and traps on shelves or hanging on your wall— you even had a mason jar full of bullets that steve has no desire to ask about for the sake of his peace of mind. not to mention, the first time you fucked, steve had never seen you before and steve thinks he knows everyone in this town— but fuck if you don’t have the best pussy steve’s ever fucked in his life.

it’s godly, genuinely.

so steve keeps his mouth shut, doesn’t ask anything about the various dead animals in your room or the weapons, and he sits patiently on your bed as you feed your pet lizard.

and when you’re done, you ride the shit out of steve. there on your squeaky bed, in your cold room with an old, rusty sickle above his head that steve is a little stressed might fall from the wall and slice his head off or something— seriously, are you like a murderer or something? is steve fucking a murderer?

it doesn’t matter. you’re wet, so fucking wet, and warm and tight. you ride him to filth, to the point where it feels borderline disrespectful, but steve doesn’t care, not when you’re fucking him near an inch of his life, sucking him in like you’d never had a cock in you before.

jesus, steve has no clue how he got here, but thank fuck.

when you’re both done, steve doesn’t even catch a decent breath before you clamber off of him to wriggle your skirt back into place and pass him his keys— “my parents will be back anytime now, so you should probably go. unless if you wanna stay and eat dinner, you can.” you shrug.

and… well steve doesn’t have anything better to do, so he stays for dinner. your parents are nice— a lot less of a scary vibe coming from them which makes steve wonder where you get it from, but he says nothing.

and your parents seem to like steve (what parents don’t?) so steve keeps coming over. all summer. and eventually you just start calling steve your boyfriend and steve just nods and goes along with it. yeah. you fuck him good and you’re kind of cute even with the whole aura of death thing you’ve got going on. yeah, steve likes his little weird girlfriend.

[4th-make-quail]

Eric making Assad laugh // pt.1 -> DISH Studio Exclusive Interview

[livlusail]

ladies and gentlemen, logan heart-eyes sargeant

[beeqisch]

dungeon meshi good anime

[allthebettertobiteyouwith]

Thinking so hard about boys letting out little laughs when they're all fucked out that kinda trail off into more moans and whimpers or just heavy breaths and a soft "fuck" while they're smiling sweetly in the afterglow and- uhh?

what were you talking about again??

[keppakeps]

oh my god hi🥰😇😁!!!! (x4)

from False’s season 10 episode 23! (go sub to False btw 💥👊)