#gideanthe

[derseprinceoftbd]

Oh Lord they've been doing *arts and crafts together*.

[thunderon]

lesbians really take “the enemy of my enemy is my friend” to the next level and start dating their ex’s ex

[mistletien]

gideon standing outside the door to ianthe's apartment: what are we?

ianthe in gideon's hoodie and nothing underneath: we're just bros

[jeannemarythefourth]

gideon nav legally ginger. gideon gets dumped by her toxic girlfriend ianthe and follows her (and her twin sister) across the country to law school, where she discovers that maybe, just maybe, jocks can be lawyers too

[penguin--person]

Actually I’ve decided I’m picking five ships. (Again you may pick and choose) I am very intrigued by Gideon the Ninth… I see you posting about it, I know one character by name… I’ll have an order of Gideon and the beautiful buff Redhead, and the Blonde with the gorgeous skeleton arm with anyone of your choosing (I find her compelling, she has a skeleton arm)

im sorry to say that gideon IS the beautiful buff redhead but i appreciate ur enthusiasm!!!! asks that make me joyously smile:) auu tbh im not rlly a big shipper in tlt so idk who to put her with? the obvious choice would be griddlehark, but, sadly enough, i dont have too interesting thoughts on them.. So, i am going to pair her w the blonde with the gorgeous skeleton arm:)!!! two birds with one stone, as they say, hehe

(tlt spoilers) theyre INSANE!!!! NOT NORMAL!!!!!! i dont think about them That Much, but they DO intrigue me!!!! thjeyre sooo. ianthe who ate babs without remorse. gideon who wanted to be eaten by harrow. There's something here.... i love that neither of them is into the other. gideon does not like ianthe, and ianthe thinks gideon is a dunce. they dont like each other and its Awesome. in harrianthe, at least ianthe is into harrow, but here? no!!! theyre both into harrow, not each other!!! their dynamic is super fun. did u know they make friendship bracelets. fucked up eughh i wonder if ianthe had eaten gideon, had it come down to it in gtn? awuhhhh. god. ianthe just sucks she sucks bad she sucks so bad i love her im obsessed w her. gideons awesome. worlds most handsome butch x the worlds most pathetic toilet paper. did i just describe griddlehark or gideanthe (?), you decide i rlly cant like. they dont like each other!!! but they might have had sex in canon. theyre both fucked up and its like just uhghhgg!!!!! they should eat each other just to see what happnens i think 👍

(more gushing about gore) btw when i say 'eaten' i mean like, 'ate her soul and a bit of her body' ! as you do.. god like. this makes me look like im putting cannibalism n shit everywhere but like . man. i dont even have a defense bc the other day i watched 'bones and all'... im not into cannibalism as much as im into gore tbh. bna has AWESOME gore !!! i think that like. if stories choose to portray cannibalism, like, a lot of them just go rlly heavy on the gore too!! it looks so realistic in bna, and in stp its drawn SO wonderfully and with such detail that it disgusts me sometimes, and tlt lets your imagination do all the work!!!!! its wonderful . shirt that says im normal about gore on the back and has stp den art on the front. like its !! so interesting to see how stories choose to portray it, yknow ?? it rlly tells smth about the story i think !! how its handled and such...

[girleboy]

i have a whole gideanthe amv in my head set to you're on your own kid by taylor swift. frame by frame. unfortunately there isn't a locked tomb anime

[godkingsanointed]

Ok have some soft Gideanthe,in which Ianthe tops up Gids shave in ??? Modern au I guess???

"You uh..you sure you know how to do this?" Gideon asked as she shuffled about in her chair nervously. Ianthe had never done her shave before and she wasn't entirely sure how this would turn out,or if princess would get bored and wonder off halfway through. For her concern she only got an eye roll reflected in the mirror before her. "Your going to shave me bald aren't you? Your going to do me dirty like that guy in the grinch,your going to-" the start to Gideons accusatory monologue was cut off by the instant calming effect of Ianthe's half heartedly manicured nails gently scratching her head. It was a trick shown to her by Harrow,an excellent way to get Gideon to calm down and listen.

"Of course not,I have to be seen with you don't I? Besides,I need ONE of you with a little something for me to pull." The boldness of the statement and the way she leaned just a little closer to say it made Gideons cheeks darken,used to giving out the lines and still not used to receiving them. The sharp edge to the smirk and ongoing scratching adding to the moment and reminding her how the three of then ended up together in the first place. Gideon never could say no to an intimidating woman. After a second to compose herself she wrapped a towel around her shoulders,seemingly convinced. "Ok,should I walk you through it?" To this all Ianthe did was gently but firmly move her head into place and pick up the clippers.

"Alright so-" Gideon's pending tutelage was ignored,her newfound lover going straight to work like it was second nature. She was used to Aiglamene's rough and efficient way of doing it,yanking her head around like she was figting a sheep to be sheared. But Ianthe was so much more tender then she expected,moving her head as more of a suggestion then an order,running her fingers through her work affectionately even if her expression in the mirror was the usual mask of cool boredom. "Oh your uh...really good at this?" It was more a question of how then a compliment,no way she expected the richest rich kid she'd ever known to do her own hair,or anyone else's.

Another eye roll,but this time with a slight smile. After a heartbeat or two she began to speak with a tone more sentimental then Gideon thought her capable. " Corona can't stand anyone else doing her hair,and that lions mane is hell in the summer, so I undercut it for her. She's such a brat." Brat had never before been spoken with so much infinite fondness,and she looked so much more like her twin as some of that warmth shone through. It was masked again quickly however as Ianthe buzzed just a little closer to Gideons ear as she should have,using the jumpscare to distract. She let out a small yelp before re-adjusting the towel around herself in a huff.

 Before long irritation settled into a comfortable silence,Gideon taking the time to observe her girlfriend while she worked. She really was beautiful in her own striking way,a halo of impossibly long white gold hair spilling over her shoulders in contrast with the oversized but too short "bone zone" shirt she'd stolen from her redhaired partner and neon purple boyshorts. From here her eyes wondered down to equally impossibly long legs,a feature she particularly admired,greeted to a smirk in the mirror and a teasingly blown kiss when she finally looked away. She flashed a shy but still dazzling lopsided smile back,almost sad that Ianthe was finishing up.

Unbeknownst to her partner Ianthe's finishing touches included a carefully shaved roman numeral 3 at the nape of her neck,Ianthe's favourite place to idley touch. It was a possessive,sentimental,romantic,foolish thing,the kind she rarely indulged in. But still, she liked knowing it was there,an frankly gideon didn't have a choice in the matter now it was done. She was sure she wouldn't mind,and even if she would Ianthe was sure she could make it up to her. She set down her tools like they weighed a tonne,dramatically sighing like the activity has taken all her energy. "FINALLY done,you can repay me now".

[lqtraintracks]

Title: Ride or Die

Pairings: Griddlehark, Harrianthe, Gideanthe??, whatever the name is for all three of them (sort of); nobody's actually together in this I'm sorry!

Rating: Mature

Words: ~300

Content: First Person POV; Jealousy; Kissing; Mention of sex; Bodyswapping; Mild violence; HtN spoilers

A/N: This is a teensy little gift for my amazing friend @babooshkart for her birthday. Boo, you are such a beautiful human being, and it's such a joy knowing you.

Read below or on AO3

Your kissed her, and I learned your mouth that way.

You may have been inspecting her molars (because you are the height of fucked up weirdness), but I was inspecting you. Your hand on her strong jaw (not as strong as mine, but whose is?); your lips parting hers; how gentle it began, virginal, and then how nasty by the end. I blame her.

I tasted her teeth with your tongue, and now I don’t know if I want to rip her other arm off or kiss her again.

[And Ianthe, God help me (not my estranged Dad, some other guy) if I ever get a body of my own again—preferably my old one because it was hot—but I’ll take any body I land in, if only to sink a fist into your eye socket, you pasty dick. Then I’ll haul you back up by the hair, seal my lips to yours, and taste whatever secret you hold in your cruel mouth that made her want to dive back in for seconds.]

~

She calls you, ‘Harry,’ and I want to murder her slick voice. She begs you to choke her, and I’m in you with itchy fingers desirous of a throat.

Maybe the body I’ll get will be hers, offed by some revenant, a discarded baby Lyctor. If I could kiss you with her mouth, feel your hands sink into her hair, drop down on her skinny knees for you, maybe it would all be worth it. Maybe you could have everything in us, and I could have you, which is everything, and Dominicus could burn out while I’m between your thighs with her skeletal hand that you made.

Maybe we could be one another until it all ends again.

[thunderon]

tag game time! i was tagged by @mayasaura (thank you friend :) )

Three ships: harrianthe, gideanthe, judasbeth (just to keep a messy women of tlt theme)

Last song: blue ghosts - riverboat gamblers (im humming to the guitar as i type this)

Last movie: whiplash (good movie for my jazz enthusiasts and tortured artists out there)

Currently reading: i just finished priory of the orange tree, but ive been looking to start a new book soon!

Currently watching: warrior nun! i started the show to have something to watch on my treadmill runs and i went in with EXTREMELY low expectations and ended up being pleasantly surprised by it. i would like to take this opportunity to say “sorry for doubting the gay tactical nun show. i was cynical.”

Currently consuming: tea!

Currently craving: a fucking nap

anyone who wants to do the tag game feel free and consider yourself tagged by me :)

[mistletien]

losing my mind there's literally so little gideanthe content on this site I'm starving I'm parched I'm in a ditch

[boyfear]

unpopular tlt opinion i don't like harrianthe that awful woman needs to leave my girl ALONE. gideanthe is okay though their brief interaction at the end of ht9 is actually very charming and the idea of that comedic antagonism being shot through with sexual tension is compelling enough... i see why people like it

[gidianthe]

I just finished Nona today, but I thought you’d like to know that the instant the friendship bracelets thing happened I thought about you and your Gideanthe agenda lol

YESSSS!!!! i have been gidianthe besties conspiracy boarding for like months ive never felt as validated as i did when those fucking friendship bracelets came up. god. my agenda WON this week

[direquail]

actually Gideanthe is endgame it's canonical Gideon has already asked Ianthe to marry her

[girleboy]

gideanthe wedding will fix me

[sotvrna]

griddlehark. harrianthe. gideanthe. i see no difference, hate is hate 😉👍