#gid trash

[torahtot]

ok. ok. everything is fine. picked a college and my dad wants me to wait and not enroll til saturday night or sunday while we do more research on loans (i dont like this idea i already know im going here and it's not like i have a better price anywhere else so why not just enroll now but ok) but then. then. finally. ill be finished

[sharkboy305]

Love it when he gets very close to someone

Bringing up my headcanon that everyone minus Beth had a crush on Mike at one point or another

[spacecat-studio]

Ok I fell off the Gideon Train because I’ve been horribly ill for the last three days, once again starting from the beginning of chapter fourteen and somehow the last two times I listened to it I totally missed that Ianthe was the person they saw on the way into the laboratory because: Trash Brain, yada yada if you’ve been here before you’ve heard it already. When we left Grumpy Cav Gid and Lady Mean Girl, they were testing out something in the lab (the details, as ever, escape me) and Gideon fought a bone construct, and Harrow discovered she can do some kind of mind magic thing through Gideon which is not disturbing AT ALL considering their relationship so far and then I think they got invited to a dinner? I may be remembering things out of order. Anyway, on with the show. Book. Whatever.

[queenofbaws]

I'd love some Sam and Chris shenanigans!

Hope everything is going good! <3

"Ooooh, Miss Giddings, as I live and breathe!"

Sam resisted the urge (the strong, powerful urge) to roll her eyes as she opened the passenger door and was greeted by one of Chris's strangest character voices - something caught between the Queen of England and a southern belle - knowing full well that he'd take it as encouragement. "Hi Chris," is what she said instead, doing nothing to hide her smile as she climbed in and buckled her seatbelt, hoping and praying he wouldn't be doing the voice all the way to Josh's place, "ready for movie night?"

Ah, and her prayers were answered - he snickered and threw the car into reverse, backing out of her driveway while saying, in his regular voice, "I should be asking you that, I mean, you really think you can handle Gore-a-thon 2014, what with your delicate constitution and your love of all things soft, squishy, and...uh...full of blood and/or guts?"

That time, she did roll her eyes (after making sure his were fixed on the road, of course), heaving a dramatic sigh as she fired back a joke of her own, "You kidding, I've never been more excited - sounds like it's going to be a...scary good time."

"Okay, that's it, that was trash and I'm turning this car around."

six sentence sat(or)sunday!!!

[gorebek]

Unrelated to anything i have/will post(lying) what do i tag torbek/gid.... coalbek torcoal gidbek torgid scorched fur burning trash what are they

[intox-princess]

We're doing the typical trash American version of Chinese. I'm really excited, I'm just getting a bubble tea and some potstickers...

We've got a bunch of drinks back at the house, but I'm hoping someone picked up some soju. 🤤🤤

Your drink sounds amazing as well. I like going on adventures with friends and getting a bunch of shooters to add to whatever drink I get while we're out.

oohhhh i should irder chinese also, some rive sounds fuckinf GREAT

oh gid soju aounds anazibg! i think jy roommate has some that he said I fould have. like half a bittle or somethibg 🤔

taste wise it’s definitely not much ti write honestly about, but Im definitely getting tipsy :3

[enkisstories]

It was deemed better to put the violins away and dance to Hank's playing instead. Being of the same age and of compatible orientation, Gavin Dree and Armitage Hux paired up for the first dance.

Enric: "It's nice to see the younger generation continue our legacy. Do you have a boy or girl, Mr. Dree?"

Gavin: "You bet! But my Danny isn't suited for mingling in polite society. - What about you, General?"

Armitage: "No attachments. What happens on Cerea stays on Cerea."

Gavin: "Wait what, you had a rebel lover? And here I thought I was dancing with one foot in re-education camp for dating a scoundrel!"

Armitage: "I never said she was a rebel!"

Gavin: "Cerean, then? Non-human?"

Enric: "Unwise choices in the romantic department are par for the course for this family, Mr. Dree."

Hank: Me - divorced, Enric - still solo, Rae - same, Brendol - that kitchen affair, Gallius - two dozen crazy foster kids, Domaric - idk, Gid - i don’t WANT to know, Amret - somebody shoot me now.

Hank: “Unwise choices in the romantic department are par for the course for this whole damn empire, Enric. The boys fit right in.”

After the polite trash-talk the retired Admital and the two Generals started discussing colonial politics, contraband lightsaber parts and local crime cartels, leaving Connor and Gavin free to do as they pleased.

Hux and Pryde were certain that the mysterious "Danny" had been on the manor grounds all along, waiting for his chance to snatch the governor's assistant from his master for that night.

[atrashcanraccoon]

welcome. are you lost?

im dana (or you can call me gid, anything works)

19, queer, they/them

all my posts and rbs have personalised tags (i also rb nsfw things)

multifandom shipper trash, thankyou v much (i write sometimes, go check it out mwah)

• ao3 •

(previously chaidrivenwhore)

[complete-idiot-in-love]

Once Upon a Witchlight: Episode 46 (SPOILERS AHEAD)

This episode was SO DAMN ROUGH, BE WARNED GUYS!! LITERALLY ALMOST CRIED FROM IT FR FR

I'M NEVER GOING TO EMOTIONALLY RECOVER

OH NO, TECHNICAL ISSUES WITH THE BEAN FOOTAGE

Haha Andy and Gary Goodberry! Yes!!

ANDY GOT ROASTED BY GARY

Gary has had four wives confirmed /j

Andy is so gender, like bro give me some fr fr

Hootsie plush is so cute

Andy get off ya phone, Nikkie is DMing /j

Blue roses? Like the ones in Twig’s eyes?

OH FUCK, THERES A JABBERWOCK STATUE

Blue and red roses mixing together? I wonder what that's for

Jabberwocky vs Jabberwock debate, personally I don't care which they say cause it's literally a one letter difference.

These dudes can do either so much in one in-game day or absolutely nothing in one in-game day, no in-between lmao.

“Torbek feels bad about eating all those cookies now” Bro don’t feel bad, she practically force-fed ya like five of ‘em

I love Nikkie’s cool ass leather jacket this episode, girlboss fr fr

Torbek has IBS, that's totally something he'd have with how much of a garbage disposal he is, bro eats rubber hoses, feathers, dirt, literal trash water, basically anything he can get ahold of and expects nothing bad to happen

GRICKO STOP, IF TORBEK PUKES I'M GONNA PUKE FR FR (I HATE PUKING SOUNDS)

Frosty totally is a weird trick or treater, bro gets excited over black licorice and math

Old man frosty needs his glasses to read, such an old man

“This must be what Gricko feels like all the time” BUUUUURRRRRRNNNNN!!!!

Torbek can't read (T-T) I would definitely read to him :(

I bet money that the Vorpal sword is the one Skabatha wrote about in the wanted poster for that “Billy of the feywild” guy

WE NEED A HERSHEY PARK ONESHOT FR FR

Gideon being coaxed to try and rip the sword from the stone is so funny, i'm surprised they didn't call him a bitch lmao

Vandalizing private property is more important to Kremy then the multiple times they've ALL done indecent exposure

Father divorce arc 2: electric boogaloo /j

Torbek drinks water like a dog, bro just sticks his whole face in it

YOOOOOOOO NAT 20 FOR PULLING THE SWORD OUT OF THE FOUNTAIN YEEEEEES

My fire dad is so cool!!

“Im not afraid of this” Famous last words from Gricko considering what i’ve heard happens at the end of the episode

Torbek back at it again with the “alleged” public masturbation charges

Polycule watches Gideon masturbate and have done it before /j these dudes are so dumb, but I love em

My S/I would be grossed out at the idea though

Take “getting head” to a whole new level /j

Andy’s hair is so gender, I wish I had hair half as good as his fr fr

When they all started singing kiss from a rose I legitimately choked on my pomegranate seeds because it caught me so off guard

Gideon ranting about final fantasy is so funny because i can see my S/I being like “What the fuck are you talking about, Gid?”

ANOTHER NAT 20, GIDEON IS REALLY PUTTING THE FIRE IN FIRE GENASI THESE PAST FEW EPISODES

OH GOD, THE FOUNTAIN IS CUMMING ITSELF AFTER LOSING ITS HEAD

PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON GIDEON

“Help me guhlump” Suggestive Kremy + Gideon moment

ANOTHER NAT 20??????? OMFG

Richie doing the “Okay, Okay” to Nikkie is SO DAMN FUNNY, TWINS FR FR

Gricko chasing Torbek around with the Jabberwock head is so family coded

TRY PAINTING THE ROSE ON THE SWORD PURPLE FOR GODS SAKE

I love it when Torbek gets all smart and talks with big words

B&E is a family activity, They all take my S/I for their first crime and end up at an ice cream parlor

Gricko is a good dad, so supportive of Hootsie and all her stuff

Kingdom hearts reference yessss

Torbek once again references Agdon Longscarf again with the whole “Take it from Torbek, you can't get red out of blue” thing

Ooooo, who's the little girl???

SHE'S PLAYING WITH KNIGHTS MADE OF METAL, GLASS, WOOD, CLAY AND BONE!!! THAT'S THEIR THINGS FROM THE BEAN FOOTAGE!!!! ALSO SHE'S HAVING THEM FIGHT A STUFFED JABBERWOCK?? FORESHADOWING???

Ah yes Kremy, insult the mysterious child to her face

SHE'S SO CUTE, I LOVE MORGANA (Persona 5 reference???)

She’s sus tho, why is she in the desert??

Gricko… Hootsie would absolutely destroy the toys, don't let her play w them

Gideon being very brutal to the poor girl >:(

Her grandmother doesn't want her to see the prince anymore??? VERY SUS

Torbek making friends is nice :)

OH MY GOD SHE KILLED GIDEON, HE'S A MARIONETTE TOO

SHE TURNED TORBEK INTO WOODY, WE GOT TWO SOUTHERN MEN NOW

Keep the snake in your pants Torbek, please

OH GOD SHE’S TURNING EVERYONE INTO DIFFERENT THINGS

CHUCKLES IS BACK, YAAAAAAAAA YYY!!!!

Torbek stepped on his “snake” lmao

FROSTY’S A MIME YESS, TWO CLOWNS!! NOW ALL WE NEED IS KREMY TO BE SOMETHING AND THE WHOLE FAM WILL BE TRANSFORMED

Also my S/I would be freaking TF out about everyone being turned into weird things, like three seconds away from a mental breakdown freaked out

Derek is too good at being a mime, bro really has 100+ different skills

KREMY AND GRICKO, STOP BEING MEAN TO THE BABY GIRL

MACHO MAN GIDEON SAVAGE!!

TRANSFORM MY ALLIGATOR DAD MORGANA, MAKE HIM SUFFER

MR. POTATO HEAD KREMY WITH A BROOKLYN ACCENT LMAO

OH FUCK, SHE KILLED CHUCKLES

Kremy shitting out a new mustache and new top hat made me literally choke

PRINCESS GOBLINETTE!!!!

She's changing mime frost, i really liked that one 

Torbek lost his damn snake omfg

If I was also changed, I’d want to be a squishmallow fr fr. I love those fuckin things

FROST IS A KEN DOLL, OMFG SHE'S HAD KENOUGH

YAY BRET’S BACK!!!!

“Let's find out, can you open your ass?” HHSHSHSHSAHAHAHAA YESSS

Bret’s house and Torbek’s “snake” is in Kremy’s house lmao

“It's hiiiiiiiiiiigh time we come up with a plan” OVERWATCH REFERENCE FROM TORBEK??

I love goblinette so much, mikey does such a funny girl voice

Twig has her eyes back!

“Whattya think fellas, we whack grandma?” MOBSTER POTATO KREMY LMAOOOOO

Has Twig always been a puppet??? Or is Morgana just being a lil silly and thinking OUR Twig is HER Twig cause she’s a BROWNIE!!

Gideon and Torbek immediately trying to summon Bullyjugs is so damn funny, fuckin pervs! /j

Torbek being shoulder deep in Kremy’s ass lmao “There ain't no eyeballs in this ass!”

Chaotic polycule fr fr, I love these goofy bitches

IS MORGANA TASHA? NIKKIE SAID “You cannot see that boy anymore Ta- I mean Morgana, you cannot see him!” AND SHE HAS SISTERS LIKE THE FOUR HAGS AND IS THE BABY!!

I really like cowboy Torbek, He is very funny and the accent is really nice

TWIG IS A PERSON, NOBODY OWNS HER >:(

YAY, TWIG IS COMING WITH DA PARTY!

“Make like a tree and get da fuck out of here” HA

OH FUCK, WE’RE IN AN HOURGLASS AND NIKKIE IS USING HER BAVLORNA VOICE (I don’t think its Bavlorna though) WE’RE GONNA GET CRUSHED BY SAND

OH FUCK, THE JABBERWOCK

The Jabberwock figure looks so cool!!!! Whoever painted it did a really good job

NATURAL 20 FOR INITIATIVE FROM GIDEON!! SOMEBODY CHECK HIS DICE FR FR /J

“I'm last with a 13” Nah Andy, I rolled a damn 12 with a +0 so I’M last (I like to roll for shits n giggles uwu)

NAT 20 FOR KREMY ON A DEX SAVE AGAINST THE JABBERWOCK (I rolled a 16)

HOOTSIE GOT A NAT 20 TOO!!!!

38 POINTS OF DAMAGE TO ANYONE WHO GOT A 17 OR LESS??? BRO I’D ALREADY BE DEAD (My constitution is 17 with a modifier of +3, idk if I’d actually be dead but it would be hella funny to imagine I take one attack and boom I’m dead)

I think at max, I’d have 43 health so while alive I’d be VERY HURT (5 health remaining)

FROST AND I ARE ALREADY DEAD AND GRICKO IS CLOSE BEHIND, BRO WE’RE FUCKED

Why the hell does it want the chess pieces????

Good idea using cure wounds on Frost, he’s waaay too OP to let die.

Frost using magic circle on Fey creatures just gives me a funny/sad idea of since satyrs are technically fey creatures, my S/I being left for dead outside the circle with the Jabberwock by accident.

DAD N0000000, GIDEON DIED!!!

TWO AUTO DEATH FAILS FOR GID NOOOOOOO

*Ominous jazz starts playing* I love my alligator dad

“Come get me ya big bitch” Kremy protecting his family!!!

JDDJSJJSDDJ (T-T) TORBEK TRYING TO REASON WITH IT MAKES ME SO SAAAAAD, PROTECT THAT MAN AT ALL COST FR FR

GIDEON FUCKIN DIED

KREMY NOOOOOO, BOTH MY DADS AND I ARE DEAD

GRICKO IS TRYING TO SAVE HIS DAUGHTER AND TELLING HER TO RUN AHAHAAAAAAAA (T-T)

FROST TRYING TO STOP IT AND HE'S CRYING, THE MAN WHO NEVER SHOWS EMOTION IS CRYING

BEATING TORBEK WITH KREMY’S DEAD BODY, WHY NIKKIE WHY???

KREMY FUCKIN DIED, IM SO SAD

TORBEK IS TRYING TO GET GOREBEK OUT TO PROTECT HIS FAMILY, HAHASASHFKSHFN (T-T)

WE’RE ALL SO FUCKED MAN, SO DAMN FUCKED

TORBEK IS DEAD, NOOOOOOO MY GIRLFAILURE BESTIE!!!!

“Torbek burbled in his pants” “I heard they do that” ANDY, GIDEON STOP TALKIN BOUT DEAD PEOPLE SHITTING THEMSELVES

DON’T YOU DARE KILL HOOTSIE NIKKIE, I SWEAR TO THE GODS

GRICKO GOT A NAT 20 BUT NIKKIE DREADED IT

HOOTSIE GOT A NAT 1 AND GOT FUCKIN KILLED, MY HEART NOOOOOO

WE’RE ALL SO DEAD

THE JABBERWOCK KILLED ALL OF US AND TOOK OUR COMMUNICATORS, WHAT A DICK

Nikkie is gonna rip Mace’s iPad in half haha /j

[torahtot]

also it's like i wanna be excited abt this but im not even im just stressed. & my parents dont even seem happy for me either idk

[novelranting]

Sometimes I just wanna JES to stop talking about GID because it's just making me disliking JES. Don't get me wrong, I love JES, and I understand why he hate GID but it gets a little bit annoying when he keeps saying rash this trash that. Ughh can you just stop. Stop thinking about him, stop minding him, just ignore him. Like they say, opposite of love is ignorance.

Oh, but I don't mind reading about GID from others perspective. I love reading how much he has changed and how much he is trying to change himself for the better.

[icequeen-07]

🎶Summer loving had me a blast🎶

[spencerberkeley]

@SBerkeley: Happy Valentine’s Day to these special people. It’s their first (I think? Can’t be sure, though, don’t quote me...) so I hope they have plans to make it one to remember. Now, I know what you’re all thinking: ‘Spencer, isn’t that your wife?!’ Yes, actually. Yes it is. But you needn’t worry. It never stopped them before. #nameamoreiconicduo #illwait @EvyWhitmore @AdamHassanMP

[fcarsdark]

changing up my tags so uh....tag drop 

[irenesexe]

warm up sketch of my favorite daring duo 

[shellsweet]

I get my commissions done but everytime I find some time to draw for myself, I totally blank out lately. 😤