#ghost smau

[cinnamorollcrybaby]

Texting the COD men that you can’t pay rent!

Tags: COD men x fem!Reader, smau, suggestive, nsfw on soap’s slide, cursing, mdni

An: Based off of the tiktok trend :3 I wanted to do this with JJK men, but I think the COD men make it even funnier. This is also my first COD smau. I went with the characters that I’m most comfortable portraying. lmk if you want to see more of them or someone else!

Incl - Ghost, König, Price, Keegan, Soap

[vaquerolvr]

I love your texts they make me giggle and I'm glad the dirty bastards, you know who, are included with Bambino Rudy and I need more. 💖 💖 Dunno if it's been done but shooting them a text begging for them to help/save your life. Because spider.

“sos!”

synopsis: asking the cod guys to save you from a spider

ੈ✩‧₊˚ price, gaz, ghost, soap, alejandro, rudy, graves, makarov, keegan, nikolai

cw: spiders?

an: guess who leaves on a 24+ hour road trip tomorrow!! i am Suffering!

masterlist

dividers from @/saradika-graphics :)

[ink-n-shadow]

Could I request baby fever with the boys over text? Either from reader or the boys.

after making this, i gotta do it the other way around like immediately

BABY FEVER

𝜗𝜚 the texts where you ask the CoD men to get you pregnant

𝜗𝜚 characters: simon "ghost" riley, kyle "gaz" garrick, john "soap" mactavish, john price 𝜗𝜚 cw: allusions to smut (minors—DNI), mentions of birth control/IUD, talks of ripping out IUDs, breeding kink, reader is assumed female/afab

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do not copy, plagiarize, steal, borrow, or repost any of my work without my expressed permission

[tojisun]

sugar, spice, everything on ice (hockey au)

hockey player simon x f!reader’s relationship through the eyes of their fans but like smau - sorta like this!!

simon has never really used his socials properly before. hell, he probably still gets his gossip from the grapevine (being their locker room) or something. of course their goaltender, price, isn’t any better, but at least the man is active online. riley? a fucking ghost.

until, of course, his girl starts popping up in people’s posts.

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emory @.emowysg

just found out that simon riley’s WAG doesn’t know hockey but she still flies to see him play 😭🙏

Simon Riley ✓⃝ @.riley41 to @.emowysg she’s the sweetest

STREAM TASTE @.bosseysnumber1 to @.riley41 AINT NO WAY YOURE LURKINJ

emory @.emowysg to @.riley41 WHAT IS BRO DOING HERE 😭

bry @.strobrymilf to @.emowysg The way you didn’t even tag them but he still saw this IJBOL

emory @.emowysg to @.strobrymilf IM SAYING 💀

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sandra @.nightwingsgf

oomf was telling me that simon riley the type to overexplain the sport to his gf (tisming, if you will) and i fucked w that hard

icarizz @.brycelims to @.nightwingsgf tisming 💀

Simon Riley ✓⃝ @.riley41 to @.nightwingsgf haha no i go caveman when i try explaining it to her but she’s so patient with me anyway

papillon @.breedthatginger to @.riley41 i saw this comment, scrolled away, then audibly went, “PAUSE” yo king what thenrufk 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

sandra @.nightwingsgf to @.riley41 trying to stay nonchalant about simon fucking riley shirsey #41 forward and alternate captain of specgru just casually being in my replies (girl im failing)

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cigarettes after shrek @.autumnblooms

can simon fight

[it’s a screenshot from simon’s instagram story—the phone is being jostled, leaving people looking like pixelated streaks, but the screenshot does a good job at capturing your wide smile as you hold up a puppy in the air]

huggy @.hghsbros to @.autumnblooms she is so so pretty 🥹

ouroboros @.ayacchi to @.autumnblooms heavy on the caption lmao

Simon Riley ✓⃝ @.riley41 to @.autumnblooms and win

marie @.mariejayp to @.riley41 what being in love does to a mf

౨ৎ @.persephonessin to @.riley41 shounen ahh reply 😭

jonah @.jonathanmllr to @.persephonessin bro said [image of gojo’s infamous ‘nah. i’d win’ quote/meme]

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🍂 @.zeekewin

YALL LOOKIT RILEY AND GARRICKS GIRLFRIENDS CHEERING AFTER THAT LAST GOAL

[the first image is a blurry shot of you in the box, your mouth open as you yelled. the background is a mess of specgru’s colours, showing that the rest of the WAGs came in with this season’s WAG jackets.

the second image includes kyle’s girlfriend who is holding your hand while the two of you are mid-jump in celebration.]

hime @.peaxhespie to @.zeekewin are we.. seeing the formation of a new polycule

🍂 @.zeekewin to @.peaxhespie cant even be like “dont ship real ppl!!” bc theyre too cute 🥹

Simon Riley ✓⃝ @.riley41 to @.zeekewin is that the clearest picture you have?

🍂 @.zeekewin to @.riley41 KING?????? also, yeah. sorry :(

char-les @.charlatron to @.riley41 shit it’s not a myth - bro really /does/ pop up like bloody mary 😭

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eren truther @.aotsucks

yall are we about to censor his fucking name because hows he always in our replies 😭

🎀 @.ttius_overkill to @.aotsucks no because he’s so in love on g 😭 “she’s the sweetest” sir stand up!!

eren truther @.aotsucks to @.ttius_overkill NOT STANDIP LMAJDHS

momo @.mrdawcy to @.aotsucks not us knowing who you mean right away 😅

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louis @.lovingtomlinson

idek who simon riley is or the lore with his girl but that man is smitten as hell. good for him good for him

good luck babe @.stellastic to @.lovingtomlinson one of us one of us one- [screenshot of simon riley’s ‘likes’ on his page, with this post at the current top]

louis @.lovingtomlinson to @.stellastic it hasn’t even been five minutes 💀

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John Mactavish ✓⃝ @.jmactavish_91

Okay but imagine hearing him in person

[video is of drunk simon, nuzzling his face on kyle’s shoulder, murmuring something too faint for the camera to pick up. there’s a muffled laughter from the person recording, probably johnny from the sounds of it, before they shuffle forward and stick the phone close to simon.

simon blinks at it, looks at the person from behind the screen, and goes, “s’at m’girl?”

video cuts with johnny and kyle laughing at their friend, fond and teasing at the same time.]

samson @.zachob to @.jmactavish_91 GIVE THAT MAN HIS GIRL 😭

susana @.sewswan to @.jmactavish_91 PLEASE WHY’S HE ACTING LIKE THEY ONLY SEE EACH OTHER ONCE EVERY 10 YEARS

baron @.mlawdy to @.jmactavish_91 bro must be winning in life if he’s that in love. lord me when

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Simon Riley ✓⃝ @.riley41

Me and my baby

[image is of the two of you in the lake house, enjoying the last days of summer. the puppy is curled on your lap, sleeping, while you angled your head up to smile into the camera. simon has his arm looped around your waist, his head resting atop yours.]

sandra @.nightwingsgf to @.riley41 TEARS WERE SHED

emory @.emowysg to @.riley41 GOOD SOUP

cigarettes after shrek @.autumnblooms to @.riley41 TWO PRETTY BEST FRIENDS

i laughed making this fhjefjefw. idk just thinking about how simon fr the type to show off his partner if he can - and he could so here we are!! i also just love making outsider’s pov through SMAU <33

[ghost-recs]

CAN I ASK FOR A SUNA REC? (preferably timeskip)

YES YOU SURE CAN !! i may have gone down a small rabbit hole but most of them are oneshots. hopefully you'll find something that fits your fancy :)

Suna Timeskip Recs

love sick by @idlerin

synopsis: you are the campus "cupid" and give out love advice to the other students on campus as a hobby. but what happens when suna asks you to fake date him as a way to fend off the girls you're encouraging?

smau, college au - fun dynamics between characters and i'm obsessed with seeing where this goes [ongoing...]

bet on stones by @animatedrapture

synopsis: suna lost a bet, but for you he'd do it all over again.

a pure fluff oneshot with your pro-player boyfriend!

once in a lifetime by @moonswolfie

synopsis: this may be your once in a lifetime opportunity to talk with ejp raijin's suna rintaro, who could blame you for indulging in your small celebrity crush?

cute oneshot, flirting, i love this scenario

Lame Jokes by hurtbycanonthoughts [ao3]

synopsis: the same grumpy customer comes in every morning. you swear you'll get him to smile somehow.

oneshot! full of bad puns and fluff

clair de lune by MyAUIsAMess [ao3]

synopsis: it's been years since you've seen suna, since he made his promise. you're not sure if seeing him again was worth it.

angsty oneshot, right person wrong time that put me in my sad hours.

untitled scenario by @emmyrosee

synopsis: suna misses you while away for volleyball...

it's just cute, okay? he deserves it!

cameral roll by @haijmei

synopsis: suna is known for not being super expressive with his emotions. so how can you tell if he loves something? easy! look through his camera roll

short little oneshot of suna going through his camera roll

don't smile at me by @atzuums

synopsis: model suna is a real jerk, a hot one, but a jerk nonetheless. you just had to fall for him anyways.

smau, this is a bit cheesy, started off with a lot of good potential, but felt rushed at the end

it's a match! by shittyshima [ao3]

synopsis: matching on tinder with suna made your day. him messaging you was the cherry on top!

college au; i'm not gonna lie i feel like this is ooc, but the idea is cute!

i'm just gonna leave this one here again tho - you're not the one (ik it's not a timeskip but it's so good)

[v1x3n]

me when im reading a smau and it uses so many fucking emojis

[dansedesdragons]

“𝐈 𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐀 𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐋𝐃”

➤ || you text some cod men to introduce them to your children. spoiler alert: you like animals.

꩜ || w. john price, johnny "soap" mactavish, simon "ghost riley, kyle "gaz" garrick, alex keller.

☠ || tw. cat and wine. i won't elaborate further. my first smau and since English is not my native language i hope it's will be ok ( ᐛ )و

‣ notes : i will probably do a part two even if i would like to find other ideas. if you have any, my box is open!

[feralforfrank]

task force 141 & instagram posts (while on leave).

TF141 X FEM!READER

cw pics r used for aesthetic purposes. might be a bit OOC in the comments. i tried. NON-DESCRIPTIVE READER.

a/n i blew off studying for this 😋

masterlist

KYLE "GAZ" GARRICK / boyfriend!gaz

kyle_garrick

liked by yourusername, pricejohn6, 241 others.

tagged yourusername

kyle_garrick puerto rico with the missus 🇵🇷

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yourusername heyyyy *flirting hardcore* 😍😍😍

> kyle_garrick yourusername i have a girlfriend.

yourusername we should go cycling again!

> kyle_garrick yourusername Watching you struggling up the hill is so fun. Yes, we absolutely should!

> johnny.tavish kyle_garrick Wish I'd bin there tsee tha!!!!!

> kyle_garrick johnny.tavish I got it on video, mate! 😁

> yourusername kyle_garrick HEY!!!!!!!????

pricejohn6 Looks nice. Have fun.

> kyle_garrick pricejohn6 Thank you, Sir!

> ghost0895 kyle_garrick Suck up.

> yourusername ghost0895 AHAHAHAHAH

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JOHN "BRAVO 6" PRICE / older boyfriend!price

yourusername

liked by johnny.tavish, pricejohn6, ghost0895, and 132 others.

yourusername hubbie took me to venice :)

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yourusername kyle_garrick i got him to wear the shirt!!!!!

> kyle_garrick yourusername HAHAHAHAHA, he looks GREAT!

pricejohn6 MY pretty girl ❤️

> yourusername pricejohn6 thank you for taking me, love 😊💓

johnny.tavish YE GIT MARRIET?????

> yourusername johnny.tavish NO DOOFUS. (i wish) (soon, i hope) (not yet)

ghost0895 Sick of this joke. Venice looks nice, though ... 😒

> yourusername ghost0895 sassy simon 😆 me likey sassy simon.

> ghost0895 yourusername 🙄🙄🙄 just get married already.

yourfriend venice looks incredible! have a plate of bigoli in salsa for me 🤤

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JOHNNY "SOAP" MACTAVISH / boyfriend!soap

yourusername

liked by ghost0895, johnny.tavish, pricejohn6, and 98 others.

tagged johnny.tavish

yourusername bro said he knew a spot and took me to scotland to meet his fam 😵

johnny.tavish they loved ye, bonnie lassie

> yourusername johnny.tavish your family is so nice 🥹 I WANNA GO BACK!!!!!

ghost0895 i see you've met the mactavishes

> yourusername ghost0895 such a lovey bunch, they are!

kyle_garrick scotland looks bloody incredible!

> yourusername kyle_garrick IT IS IT IS IT IS!!!!! 🤩🤩🤩

pricejohn6 Delightful pictures.

> yourusername pricejohn6 thanks, captain price :)

yourfriend SO jealous of you! hope you had a lovely time!!!

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SIMON "GHOST" RILEY / boyfriend!ghost

yourusername

liked by johnny.tavish, ghost0895, yourfriend, and 148 others.

tagged ghost0895

yourusername lover boy & me in manchester !!!!

ghost0895 youre cute

> yourusername ghost0895 love u si 💘

kyle_garrick you got him to take pictures with you!?!?!?

> yourusername kyle_garrick half of them have been taken in secret 🤭🤭🤭🤭

> ghost0895 yourusername 😑

johnny.tavish when can i meet wee joe

> ghost0895 johnny.tavish Never.

> yourusername johnny.tavish come over whenever!!!!! this kitty loves people!

> kyle_garrick yourusername I want in too!

yourfriend you're in manchester!?!?! we should meet up!!

> yourusername yourfriend i'll def text you! 💞

— all pictures were taken from pinterest. for aesthetic purposes only.

[cutiecusp]

Matchmaker. Finale.

This series changed my life. Thank you x

BRB. Sobbing.

@kaeyasfuturewife @xoxunhinged @muneca-lemon-steppa @gardenof-venus @misshugs @soraya-daydreams @frudoo @renpodz @yesornowaitidontknow @thevoiceinyourheadx @shadowdark00 @rynbeerose @lunamoonbby @incredible-walker @identity2212 @pukbadger @urbimom @corvid007 @wordsfromshona @shadows-empress @m00xy @canyonmooncreations @oniraki @evie-119 @havoc973 @kylies-lover-blog @ishipdabands @cmbghost @heckinspooks @midwesternwitchery @eggy-yoke @redzluvvesage @masterclassofescapism @s-a-v-a-n-a-34

[slaughter-kin]

Call Of Duty: Smau

They ate all the halloween candy

including: Simon ‘Ghost’ Riley, John ‘Soap’ Mactavish, Kyle ‘Gaz’ Garrick, Captian John Price

divider by- saradika-graphics

a/n: as always comments and reblogs are always appreciated!! happy halloween guys!!

[stargirlstabber]

buy me period products?

like i promised, i'm gonna post my first smau today. don't hit me if something's not right.

[vitchimage]

—; Ghost can’t text right now

SUMMARY: Your boyfriend, Ghost, can’t text you right now cause he is busy, but don’t worry you have a solution.

Type: SMAU

Theme: Fluff, crack

Pairing: Simon “Ghost” Riley x Reader

Warnings: None

[vaquerolvr]

Prompt idea: The reader just sends the most horrid hear me out. Like sending a hear me out of Phillip to Alejandro.

“hear me out”

synopsis: sending the cod guys a questionable hear me out

ੈ✩‧₊˚ price, gaz, ghost, soap, alejandro, rudy, graves, makarov, keegan, nikolai

cw: suggestive jokes, slutshaming of an m&m

an: tried to keep these relatively tame because some of my hear me outs are actually insane. also would anyone gaf if i shared my sexuality headcanons for them…

masterlist

dividers from @/saradika-graphics :)

[ink-n-shadow]

NOT FOR YOU

𝜗𝜚 the texts where the CoD men accidentally eat the aphrodisiacs you bought

𝜗𝜚 characters: simon "ghost riley, john "soap" mactavish, john price, kyle "gaz" garrick 𝜗𝜚 cw: obvious smut (minors—DNI), use of aphrodisiacs (probably not how they actually work but), needy!141, slightly mean!simon, mentions of fingers in butts (ghost), allusions to fucking on base (soap, gaz), more allusions to anal (price), fucking in the captain's office (gaz)

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do not copy, plagiarize, steal, borrow, or repost any of my work without my expressed permission

[tojisun]

!! minors dni; simon x cam girl f!reader; kinda sexting; UNEDITED and RAMBLING // divider by @/plutism <3

yall know those ‘ask me’ thingies in instagram and how theyre not anonymous? mmmprmn thinkin about simon finally giving in and sends cam girl! reader replies (he’s not tech savvy, forgive him 😔)

the questions are always fashioned the same way, he’s noticed. you only ever post those, anyway, when you’re in the middle of editing a new video but it’s taking too long so to keep your loyal viewers interested, you entertain them with little questions.

“which toy next?” you posted, showcasing four different sex toys splayed on your bed—a purple sucking vibrator, that bullet vibrator you’ve made multiple videos on, a rainbow-coloured dildo, and another one that squirts which is simon’s favourite if he’s being honest.

you always did cum the hardest when you’re being pumped full. simon wonders how much more intense would it be if you were properly fucked and filled; stuffed continuously, repeatedly, until your pussy’s all wet and sensitive. until it takes—

overtaken by his desire, he gives in and he types out his answer, “a real prick would look better in you.”

he didn’t expect you to see it, let alone for you to reply, but you did and simon reads it with a huff.

> ok troll

i’d volunteer myself, really. <

> yeah right. like i can trust you

what? you want proof that i can make you feel good? <

your reply doesn’t come in and he knows that you must want the whole interaction to end there, but simon won’t let you—doll, he’s finally managed to talk to the girl he’s been fantasizing about, did you really think he’d let the opportunity pass? you don’t even know how many times he’s fucked his fist to the videos of you bullying a dildo in your sopping cunt or the ones of you squirting while you ride that saddled vibrator that punches out guttural moans from the base of your throat.

jesus, just thinking about you mewling and creaming, your skin shimmering with your sweat, has simon chubbing up in his sweats.

so he gets bolder, changing his accounts—both this and the one he’s used to subscribe to your site—so that you know it’s him. he uploads pictures, exposing enough of himself that it feels real and authentic, and begins to tack on messages to every tips he gives.

it takes about two months until you finally caved.

> so… youre not a troll :(

why the sad face? did you want me to be? <

> course not!

> hby? what do YOU want

simon licks at his chapped lips, his legs unconsciously spreading already.

how about pics? show you what i was volunteering? <

> uh

> you wanna send a dick pic?

yeah. evens out the relationship, don’t it? after all, i just about know how your pussy looks and how it squirts. <

> youre soooo weird LOL

> but sure yea why not ig

simon snorts because try as you may, you don’t sound unbothered at all. after all, he knows you’ve been looking back at him—you followed him back in his socials, you even respond to all his tips and messages, and one time you even moaned his alias out loud during your stream. really, you’re not subtle with your own interest at all.

he pulls his sweats down and takes a pic of his half-chub. it’s a little blurry, and the angle captures more of the tuft of hair than the way his cock’s all flushed and filling-out, but simon knows what a decent dick picture looks like—they’ve all received numerous from mactavish—and this one looks good enough so he sends it to you and watches as his message goes from delivered to seen.

you don’t reply right away, nor after three minutes—he knows because the commercials ended and his game’s back on—and simon wonders if you’re back to ignoring him when—

> oh

> thats a good dick

he laughs, booming.

oh so you want it now? <

a speech bubble appears, then it disappears, then it appears again. this happens for a while and it’s somewhat entertaining to simon, mirth filling him up. then, you finally send your reply and this time simon couldn’t stop the barked out laughter that rumbles from his throat because you sent him your address.

simon’s out the door in minutes, his bike keys clutched in his fist.

[ghost-recs]

Oikawa SMAU Rec

nonsense by @idlerin

synopsis: university student, chaotic friend group, and up and coming actor/model oikawa tooru as your secret ex, what could go wrong?

the perfect combination of angst, cuteness, and humor that left me a puddle for oikawa tooru (i highly recommend the playlist too, pls pls).

syrup by @eggyrocks

synopsis: oikawa, to put it bluntly, is love sick. unfortunately, there is a bit of an obstacle in the way of his happy ever after with you...

lots of crack and chaos. humor that has me going. [ongoing...]

pose for me by @authentictiramis

synopsis: vlogging au where two groups decide to collab, simping ensues.

short and sweet, full of fluff and some humor. cute!