#getting spicy

[storywriter12]

You and daryl getting hot in the bedroom

You: have you got protection?

Daryl:yeah never leave home without it (pulls out a knife)

You:no... Daryl I ment a condom

Daryl:oh.... Oh no I don't have one on me

You:🤦

[flamingwordsinthesky]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Marvel, Spider-Man (Comicverse), Fantastic Four (Comicverse) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Peter Parker/Johnny Storm Characters: Peter Parker, Johnny Storm, Sue Storm, Ben Grimm Additional Tags: Friends With Benefits, First Time Bottoming, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, The Princess Bride References, Rough Sex, Praise Kink, Making Love, Idiots in Love, Not Beta Read, Feelings Realization, Hair-pulling Summary:

"They agreed on three rules. No sleeping over at each other’s places, No hook-ups past 3 am, and no kissing on the lips. Johnny was insistent on that, kissing was too intimate for what they were doing. Really it was a rule for himself."

"Because if Johnny could kiss Peter, he would pour all that pent up longing he’s held for the webslinger since he can’t remember when. But if Peter was willing to just sleep with him. Maybe he could live without kissing him."

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Johnny enters a friends with benefits arrangement with his best friend. But as he suppresses his feeling for one Peter Parker, he discovers that maybe his feelings aren't as unrequited as he thought. Especially when Peter asks him for a special favor.

[waititi-tho]

five people here you would like to hook up?

This is such a messy question but I guess I’m a bit of a messy guy, so here goes.

@sndrabullock @schaferhqs @damianodavd @alycaas @tchalametxo

[dirtflunk]

deranged freaks. absolute weirdos. throw rocks at them

[iwasbored777]

Fanfic writers after watching the honda odyssey scene in Deadpool & Wolverine

[spicy-apple-pie]

[syn0vial]

really cannot overstate that in the expanded universe, boba fett gets out of the sarlacc pit by 1) realizing the sarlacc pit has psychically connected itself to him for Torture reasons, 2) considering his circumstances and very deliberately deciding, "i am going to stop repressing my emotions for like, two minutes," and 3) consequently giving the sarlacc, a creature that literally feeds off suffering, a fucking seizure

[spicyraeman]

some soft act 3 girlies [full ver. here (explicit?)]

[nidbaesenpai]

Dare you say this love could just save you

[eddiemunsonsmiddlefingers]

"Kink is just LARP that makes you cum" is the best sentence I've read all day.

tumblr puritans have never spoken to a kinky person and you can tell this because they talk about ~scary~ kinks like a child who thinks their teacher sleeps at school. they have a 1700s "actors cannot be trusted for they engage in obscene behavior" mindset. yes lil buddy people can in fact roleplay situations and then exit that roleplay and have different thoughts and actions 🤗 adding sex to performance does not actually cast a magic spell that turns you into a monster incapable of morality <3

[caffichai]

"Alright then, Cowgirl, show me you know how to ride.”

A piece for my friend @fishing-lesbian-catgirl 's story: Coldshot's Called Shot

It's spicy! If you like it spicy, give it a read! Bonus extra spicy artwork by yours truly featured in the story too

[ovegakart]

NONE OF THESE MFS CAN DRIVE

[daddyish]

x

[chubbibat]

I always get asked,

“how does it feel to ruin your body?”

little do they know it turns me on more than anything

i love being fat and squishy, gaining so much weight on purpose simply by eating whatever I want, whenever i want. i love looking at my old body and how small i was in comparison.

🎀support my gaining journey 🎀

[da-birb-writes-sometimes]

Feelings Thawed

Character; Cater Diamond

Content; Fluff, gender-neutral reader, pining, ice skating (to various degrees of success)

Word Count; 650+

Author's Note; This is a present/thank you to my mutual @i-like-forgs. I hope you enjoy this ice skating scene with Cater, and that you get to skate soon!

As a reminder, do not put my work — or others for that matter — into AI as it steals. Link to Masterlist

The brisk wind bit at your nose, and you pulled up your scarf, trying to keep away the offending wind. Around you it was a winter wonderland, all made possible in the temperate conditions thanks to Cater, who was filming you skating around on the frozen pond’s surface.

“You know,” you hollered, making sure that you caught his attention, “you should join me! It’s fun!” You came to a stop by the pond’s edge, where Cater was standing with a large thermos.

Cater just shot you a wink, handing you the thermos. “This is for you though, silly!” 

He was deflecting, you could tell; behind that bright and cheery smile that he always seemed to wear around others, you knew when there was something off with Cater. You accepted the thermos though, and took a sip of the spicy apple cider, still piping hot.

You gave him a look and pulled lightly on his coat sleeve. “Yes, but it’s more fun with others, come on Cater!” You stepped back onto the ice, and slowly skated near him, waiting with an eager smile.

He looked at you, and then back at the ice, but he stayed standing in the light snow, shooting you that smile. “But I can’t take photos if I’m out there with you!” He scratched at the back of his neck.

Liar. “Cater,” you looped back around and stepped onto the bank, balancing on your skates, “do you not know how to skate?”

Cater’s smile turned sheepish, and his ‘ahahaha, looks like my gig is up’ chuckle made its appearance. He had been found out. “Never got the chance to,” he hid his face slightly in his scarf, either to keep the cold at bay or to hide that his cheeks were turning pink. “So I’d just slow ya down.”

You took his hand into yours, “Well, I could teach you if you wanted. Just a warning though, you’re gonna fall on your butt a lot, might get a few bruises.”

Cater looked down at your entwined hands. Mittens and gloves separated your skin from touching one another, but Cater could swear that he could feel the sensation nonetheless through the layers of fabric.

“You would? Even if I pull you down with me?” 

The last question wasn’t just about the ice skating; Cater didn’t want to force you to do anything that you didn’t want to… and that included being his friend. His heart seemed to whisper stronger emotions though, but he didn’t want to ruin what the two of you had.

You walked him out to the ice, and the both of you swiftly fell down on the ice, hard. But you just laughed and got right back up again, “Well, we did just fall. There isn’t anything scary about falling down; yes it stings and might leave a gnarly bruise, but in order to move forward we have to fall and get back up. So yes, is what I guess I’m saying.”

Cater looked up at you, the sun illuminating you and the snow glittered behind you. You were holding your hand out again, waiting for him. And Cater took your hand. 

It took him a while to get the hang of it, and he fell down quite a bit, but every time he fell down you helped him back up. And by the time that the sun was setting in the west, the both of you were cold, and both were going to wake up tomorrow with some bruises. It was fun though, which is all that mattered… but that whisper in Cater’s heart was by now singing, and maybe he would listen to it, but for now, he was happy with how the way things were, and he wouldn’t trade it for anything in the world, especially with how much you had smiled today. Your smile and knowing that you had fun with him was enough.

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Tags; @eynnwwyjth, @ithseem, @krenenbaker, @silvers-numberonefan, @twistwonderlanddevotee, @xxoomiii

[bittsandpieces]

thinking about all the potential for finding your sibling's porn online. is it your older sibling? the one you always looked up to, the one who protected you and bullied you in equal, loving measure? or is it your younger sibling? the one you still think of as a kid, who's suddenly so obviously grown up. do you recognize them right away, shocked and "horrified" but still looking? or does it take a minute? maybe it takes a while. maybe you've been a fan, actually, this whole time not knowing who's pretty body you were jerking off to.

because let's be honest. you're absolutely jerking off to it