#getaway car/ august/ other side of the door mashup and this is me trying???? fuck

[vogelmeister]

um what just happened in melbourne

[bisluthq]

swifties are going wild after him after tonight's surprise songs (Getaway Car, August, other side of the door mashup; this is me trying) and saying he cheated

I mean maybe he did idk what happened between them lmfao who tf knows for sure unless they’re Joe or Taylor or someone either of them fucked (bc even their close friends - who’d never tell anyone anything relevant - could be misinformed like y’all literally who knows) but I know based on objective real life timelines that she did at least emotionally cheat so like idk once again shit happens. I don’t blame her, I think he sucked at the end. But it’s literally not interesting rn. I’ve said before I’m on like this FB group with a bunch of middle aged ladies and I honestly swear their anon tea is far more piping hot than any of this Joever shit could ever be. Like idk “people met in their mid 20s and realized in their early 30s as they grew and matured that this wasn’t working for them anymore - no kids, no marriage certificate, shit just didn’t work out” is the most non-story story I’ve ever read. No affair babies. No fucked up family dynamics. Nothing interesting at all. Like sad for them obvi ngl because whoever wants shit to end lmao but like genuinely it’s not interesting???

I can find 5 stories that are more interesting on AITA (which doesn’t even allow relationship drama) and 10 more on that FB group in the next 20 minutes than like “couple that met in their mid 20s lasted over half a decade but didn’t work out but they never legalized it and they don’t have kids and there’s one cat the parentage of which could be debated but also not really since the other two cats which this one obviously bonded to predated the relationship so sorry Joe u don’t have a cat anymore” 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

this is deeply boring to me - I henceforth expect a better quality of asks from my anons (no shade intended). I much preferred people’s run ins with celebs which was indeed interesting than Joever which - unless she says something truly interesting and I can’t actually imagine what that’d be like my imagination fails me on this - is deeply uninteresting.