#get to the slide abt what promotions there are and have to write DONT GOOGLE THE FOUNDER OF WWE UNLESS YOU ALREADY LOST YOUR FAITH IN MANKIN

[jupiterjunebug]

the problem with writing a short primer of pro-wrestling is that like. i have to try to describe important touchstones in a way where i will not accidentally make someone get rly invested in a guy who Fucking Sucks Eggs Totally irl but i do NOT have time to get fully into the trials and tribulations of sexpests and murderers and MAGA boys in wrestling without scaring everyone off like a spooked horse