#get the handcuffs

[always-thyme]

putting people on pedestals is a bad idea, by harry du bois

can you imagine

like, obviously, kim knows that harry's idealized the SHIT out of his ex-fiancé. this woman isn't even real in his eyes anymore, kim murmurs to himself when he needs to hear it. that said, there are *moments* when kim catches harry staring, and not just the regular, cataloguing police kind, but the look of someone who has something to gain from the exchange. the look of someone nearly lost in how strong the sauce is, queasy and desperate and kim finds himself exhaling a breathless laugh as he takes harry's lips captive, and harry thinks, lock me the fuck up.

[shima-draws]

Actually yeah it’s insane to me how Luffy carries Law around in Dressrosa and Law just. Lets him. Like he could easily struggle out of Luffy’s grip but nope he goes full boneless and allows Luffy to carry him like a sack of potatoes. And this isn’t a brief thing either Luffy literally lugs him around over the course of like 20 episodes and Law’s so quiet that sometimes I forget he’s even there but then I remember and I’m like OH. MY GOD?? He’s STILL draped over Luffy’s arm like a fucking coat. And it’s so fucking funny when I look over and see him with his hood up hanging over Luffy like this

Like. He’s going through it rn. He’s got zero dignity left in him to care

[artiststarme]

Steve and Eddie have a fight and give each other the silent treatment for eight days. Within the week, Eddie is arrested on a multitude of bullshit charges and Uncle Wayne has to pick him up from the sheriff’s department every other day, each time progressively more confused and exasperated. Who the fuck could get arrested for disturbing the peace four times in the same week and why was it apparently Eddie?

Eddie has no idea what he did to warrant all the arrests and assumes that Officer Callahan is on some sort of weird power-trip for that entire week. He doesn’t notice that it stops as soon as he makes up with Steve.

It’s only when he sees Officer Callahan, Officer Asshole as he lovingly refers to him, at Steve’s Christmas dinner that he discovers that they’re brothers. In hindsight, it makes all of Callahan’s hatred make a lot more sense.

Even after he finds out though, Phil still arrests him for various charges whenever he hears that Eddie pissed off Steve. Disturbing the peace, gross negligence, making Phil’s life harder; all reasons that Eddie has been arrested for but never charged with. And yet, the Munson idiot that Phil’s brother is in love with hasn’t yet learned his lesson. Luckily for him, Phil will keep it up until he does.

[shower-phantom-ideas]

Danny is just a kid ya know? Like he is just a little guy. A baby really. 14? Tiny child! Look at him, he needs to be protected. Someone has to help this poor little dude. I mean he forgets to use his own powers to avoid attacks all the time.

Anyway cut to Batfam not knowing all of Dannys power set cause the lil dingus keeps forgetting he can do that stuff in the heat of battle.

Danny uses his invisibility all the time… to avoid being followed. But in a fight? Oopsies hes too busy thinking of funny one liners to realise he could do that.

Intangibility? Give the guy a break. I mean who calls themselves condiment king. Even he was stunned.

He so rarely actually uses his biggest advantage powers that the League doubt he actually has them. He, like any naive child, trusts them and reported fully on his power set. Instead of just asking him to demonstrate his powers they instead start watching him and try to find evidence of his powers.

At least they know duplication was true since they watched him make a copy of himself to go to the bathroom and not miss any of his fav tv show.

[lpn3rd]

[k3n-dyll]

Okay hear me out cop!sevika

I mean this with all the love and understanding in my heart, I will simply not be able to do this one, babe😭 In my head even a modern Sevika would rather scrape her bare kewchie on hot asphalt than wear a cop uniform. This did however give me a thought to make her one of the useful first responders though, like a paramedic or firefighter so thanks for that 💖

[ckducky]

You Highlight important things

[liontamarin]

i love you times infinity, plus one

[chancesdealt]

lightly poking you. hey how you been it's been a while

u good? How was ur day

don't mind me just checking up on the blogs I've interacted with after that whole. thing.

[@cloneontheloose ooc]

Me? Personally? I'm just still doing what I do best, I don't really pay attention to the whole dumpster-fire going on, so I'm as ignorant as one can be. As is best for my mental wellbeing right now. Also heyy!! :D missed ya, I'll probably reply to that roleplay soon, sorry for my absence :]

But uhhh yea no i've been good! Hope you're well too! Or, as well as you can be right now.

im lowkey just waiting out the john doe event because i dont wanna deal with. that buff.

[science-lings]

gimme a tim & bruce hc? 👀 - 🌸

While going through his era of bonding with his kids and being better at just hanging out with them, Bruce takes Tim to EVERY escape room in Gotham. The only reason they don’t cheat their way out of every one of them in five minutes or less is bc they are chronic overthinkers and will over complicate the hell out of every situation they find themselves in. It’s very fun, they enjoy themselves. It’s nice when the puzzles and brain teasers have no stressful consequences attached to them. No one’s going to set off a bomb if they take too long considering a riddle.

[jinxquickfoot]

Me writing original fiction: this is my reflection on humanity’s preoccupation with good and evil in a well-paced narrative structure

Me writing Fanfiction: ok but what if I put spikes in his handcuffs 😈

[pinacoladamatata]

the bed in Hancock's room should have been fixed. Fahrenheit should have her own room instead of falling asleep standing on the couch. hancock would have given the drifters better quarters/food, games etc up in his attic. there should be about 420% more chems in that state house. in this essay i will-

Link to mod on Nexus

[fandomfreakout]

The homoeroticism of letting yourself get arrested because the person judging you is your gay situationship.

[feroluce]

So I'm well aware this is probably a case of "it isn't that deep" but I love looking at all the fiddly little accessories and bits and bobs of Hoyo designs and trying to justify them. Sampo's is particularly funny, because. What even is all that dkkxjdkd

His outfit has so many straps wrapped around him, like they're restraining or holding something in to keep it from bursting at the seams, and not all of them look like they're even connected to anything! But I'd like to think they are useful in certain situations, like if Sampo takes a hit out in the Fragmentum from one of the monsters.

He's hurt, his arm is bleeding, but he is ALMOST done, he just needs a couple more things to fulfill his quota to Natasha and he doesn't want to turn around and go back now. So Sampo frees a strap from his shirt, winds it around his arm above the cut, pulls it tight with his free hand and his teeth. He'll treat it properly in a minute, once he's done scavenging.

There's also the strange chains that resemble snake spines. Given how they're way longer in his splash art and the way they wind around-

I'd like to think they can extend somehow, and Sampo can use them to scale heights. Firefly clocks him as a covert fighter without even being within 20 feet of him, so it would make sense for Sampo to have ways to get around that don't involve usual/obvious methods, like stairs. Think assassin skill sets.

He's also the only one known to be able to get between the Underground and the overworld, and while he's pretty tight-lipped about his method, having some sort of device to help traverse vertical heights is probably insanely helpful there.

And the little metal ornaments across the backs of his wrists! You can see it a bit better in his reference sheet (everyone say thanks @/dragaliareferencearchive!) as opposed to his splash art-

they aren't flat, they stick up a bit off his arms. And so I wonder if Gepard has ever gone to arrest Sampo, and found that they interfere with his handcuffs haha

The ornaments don't match, the one on his right wrist is actually shorter and doesn't extend down to the back of his hand. Which probably doesn't make it nearly as annoying for handcuffs as the left one, but it would make sense for Sampo to have them like that, since he seems to be right-handed! I think a certain proficiency in being ambidextrous is necessary to dual wield daggers like he does, but. Sampo uses his right hand to

hold his blade in his splash art

throw his blade in his skill

play/show off with his dagger in his idle

lob smoke bombs in his technique

cross over his heart when he bows

and to flip his bangs during the cutscene where he saves the trailblazers from Bronya

So a shorter guard on his right hand would help him keep his wrist's flexibility to be able to do all that unimpeded (loving the thought now that Sampo is naturally right-handed and still better with it, but he practiced constantly with his left until he could do things passably ambidextrous).

I also love them because I wonder if they're in the perfect place to help block a hit, along with the chain wrapped around his left forearm.

Like I love the image of a hired killer soundlessly sneaking up behind Sampo in some shady dark alley, knife sloooooowly raising, and then all at once, they strike!

And instead of feeling the blade sink into his back, they get the unpleasant resonating of metal-on-metal shivering up their arm and rattling their bones, because Sampo has turned around at the last second and raised his crossed his arms to let the knife glance off the guards on his wrists.

And the mercenary is left to realize that oh, they are fucked.

[vani-ash]

Sunshine in 'Ride Or Die' Music Video

[ellies-enrichment]

maya hart and ezra prospect just crashed my fucking wedding