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howdidthisevenhappenanyway · 27 days ago

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the thing about having a sensitisation condition is that after a lifetime of joking about how women were supposedly overcome by a mere novel and need a fainting couch, I literally can’t read anything too angsty or suspense-filled on the wrong day, or I will in fact be overcome with the vapours

#literally in bed because I was reading my friends’ wonderful stories and then had to make an shopping online grocery order on the same day #I mean I also did other things but the crisis point came at the point of wondering whether to buy a pork or beef roast #absolutey ridiculous #get that godmo a velvet couch to collapse on

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