#get that bastard in jail I stg

[phosphorus-orion]

“average american commits three felonies a day” factoid actually just statistical error. average american commits zero felonies a day. Felonies Donald, who lives in a mansion & commits over 10,000 each hour, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[tsuki-sennin]

Y'know our Revice discussion yesterday might've been cancelled, but there's always time and more careful planning, more importantly, for Momo Monday~! Mugen matsuri da ze! Zenryoku Zenkai~!

Spoilers, I guess...

-Oh, no recap this time?

-OH GAIM HE STRAIGHT UP DECKED HER GSSHG

-Tsubasa time!

-Dog man's got parkour.

-Oh crap, he dropped the shades.

-I guess one of the policemen will pick 'em up and become a target for the Anoni?

-"Who is the bird man and the pupper?" Haruka Kito wonders.

-WHOA HEY DON'T GRAB HER LIKE THAT

-DUDE WHAT

-SHE'S 17 WHAT THE HELL MAN

-I know you're trying to bullshit your way out, but what the hell

-Ah, you need life experience, huh? Just like all the best manga authors.

-Seein' movies, drinkin' tea, shootin' guns... getting very justified looks, because c'mon, please drop this

-Oh, Tsuyoshi! My man! Please, make this less uncomfortable.

-"Hmmm... this weird, shifty guy dressed in leather seems kind of familiar..."

-Remember This Face

-HARUKA C'MON EVEN TSUYOSHI KNOWS THIS SHIT'S FUCKED

-Yes, that's a very good idea, call the police!

-...er uh, wait no don't, he's important!

-HARUKA WHAT

-HELLO LHJ:GLHJ????

-"This guy is a master fugitive who probably killed like fifty bajillion people and I'm a terrified bird man!"

-Doggy bought you a treat!

-Bread! Like Aozora City Premium Tropical Melon Bread? I've always wanted to eat this kind of fancy sweet stuff.

-...by itself, huh?

-RUN BIRD MAN

-Oh, we're free to go.

-HARUKA-

-YOU CRAZY

-It's pretty crazy how you ran into two infamous figures all in the same day, huh buddy?

-Both framed for crimes uncommitted...

-MOMOI-SAN!?

-I love how Taro's just like "Oh, it's you all. ...and this random dog-like leather guy I don't know.

-Oh, a purse snatcher! Aaaaaand a cop Hitotsu-Ki! Keisatsu-Ki! As the case may be.

-Monke Time

-YOU ATE SOMEONE'S DELIVERY YOU MONSTER

-Funny Peach Man is very angry.

-Well at least you're not in jail.

-It's funny because "mongrel" means "doge".

-Is Sayama our oni cop?

-Trapped between a rock and a hard place, huh Tsubasa?

-Sayama gives big

Sayama: "Hey, civvie, get back it's dangerous!" Shinichi: "No, allow me, please~!" Sayama: "The hell are you doing-!?" Shinichi: "This a message for the criminal dirt bag named Tsubasa Inuzuka! ...you can change, bestie, and I love you :)"

HARUKA NOOOOOOOOO PHAIJHKHJHJKHLKLLKJHJKLHKJLL

-I'm sorry, this episode.

-This episode is really fucking funny I stg

-Inoue, are you trying to kill me?

-"...oh hi, Haiku Man :)"

-The gang's all here! And exactly as chaotic together as they are apart, like any good group chat.

-Aw, he's also got a lady in her life.

-Like a stray dog. He's rough and wild on the surface, but he's a good boy at heart.

-He doesn't even understand his own happiness... :(

-Oh, happy birthday! ...happy... 3rd of the month.

-NOBODY EVEN CAME TO TARO'S BIRTHDAY WHAT THE HELL

-They're all having cake together :)

-Goddamn, this is actually really touching, what the hell, why do I love this cast so much.

-OH NO I FORGOT ABOUT THE COPS

-NOOOO TSUYOSHI

-DEATH PENALTY

-AHKAB. All Hitotsu-KI Are Bastards.

-OHHH HE GOT WARPED

-Wan-derful~!

-Awoooooo~!

-Saruhara, it's not haiku time!

-Lot of call backs to... the previous scene lol

-...oh yeah, there wasn't a Ryusoul Yellow. Ohhh, right, they can only become their respective colors. That makes a lot of sense, actually. Well, I guess that means Tsuyoshi's on some king shit forever and ever!

-Don Momotaro! ...since you're here, I have a question. If you were to use the Shinkenger Gear, could you like... pick between Takeru and Kaoru's looks? I mean, I know Toei would make you become Takeru regardless, but this question is important to me.

-PARTY TIME~!

-WITH THE GODDAMN AIRHORN

-He can do that?

-I mean, I guess there's nothing saying he couldn't! But just... doing that feels kinda weird.

-Oh Zyuran... how I miss you. But I promise I'm having a great time with these clowns too!

-Man, Donbura Cafe's like... exactly where Colorful is in Zenkaitopia.

-I see... so, Don Kaito's Sentai Gears become Avataro Gears as more and more Hitotsu-Ki are defeated. ...I realize this was probably shown in one of the previous episodes, but I swear, the way it was shot kinda led me to believe that they just spawn commanded in.

-Tasty Coffee :)

-Momoi Tarou's not a complete whackadoo! :)

-THE SONOS MURDERED THE MONA LISA

-Ohhhhhhhh, Tsuyoshi's fightin'!

-Go for it, Tsuyoshi! Do your wifey proud!

-Man, this series is awesome I can't wait to see more!

[inacommitedrelationshipwithfood]

What I Thought, as I Thought It (part 2 🤪)

Yo what episode is this lol

Vic is sad all the time and I stg if this means they're shooting Avery I'm gonna lose my shit yall

Vic and Travis are straight up the best tv friendship omg

Andy has some Big Shit going on in her brain I can tell

Oof rip Emmett

Yo Andy I know the feel my parents are straight up hoarders lol

Dixon just gets worse every single episode huh

If that lady goes to jail for stabbing that twerp I'ma scream

Just Giver Her The Meds

Don't die for that shit yo

Of course she's gonna be fine she only married you bc her dad was dying you lame ass

Nooo Darcy :((((((

Noo Sullivan you bitch

Emmett you Absolute Buffoon

Whew just a bullet to the leg we good y'all we good false alarmmm

Maya whyyyy

Andy baby I'm so sorry

No Travis say no you are not in love with the dumb baby

Can this show just be Travis and Vic forever?? Please I'm begging

"I tried" lol

Warren just give him the damn code you righteous bastard

Well shit👀

Oh shit forgot I thought vic was going to see jackson not sullivan

Hell yeah Vic you tell him babes

Okay and? The fuck? The method of your parents death is unrelated to you being a corrupt bitch?????

Sir I get that piano is expensive but GTFO

Jack is trying to be better thank you

Emmett you are right hun, this is not your life, you're allowed to quit this is all your asshole father's fault

Maya, what the fuck?

And I repeat, WHAT THE FUCK?

Nahh bro you don't get to talk to Andy like that, she is a strong woman she don't need yo crusty ass

Jaaaaack I thought we discussed this whole sleeping with someone else's woman thing

Broken is an understatement ma'am

Warren is always right, this is def your fault for stealing drugs sir not his for reporting you

Obvi he has feels for Vic bc she's the bomb dot com

Maya that beautiful Italian (?) woman DID NOT deserve that

Well that was a quick turnaround Emmett. I guess that's fine. Still think he needs therapy WAYY more than he needs a bf but whatevs.

ALSO needs to break of that engagement!!!!

That was the right thing to do Sullivan, thanks bud

This is big sad and def not the answer Andy wanted, I thought Herrera was a good guy don't do this to me

...and the countdown to the season finale begins👀👀👀👀

[collidewithgalaxies]

sds 18!!!

guila is doing amazing and i will protect her with my life

if she dies i stg i’ll be very sad

did elizabeth,,, just realize she was in a jail??

of course the long haired bastard lived thru that

margaret is beautiful but she looks so sad

YES HAWK YOU GO GOOD JOB- no!!!

gowther has arrived to the scene- ope hes got a hole straight thru

“don’t think too hard about it” says the dude with a wholeass hole thru his abdomen

oh yes, nightmare dream sequences with lots of pigs, gore, and creepy background music

“i can go all out” *gets smashed into the ground*

THIS EPISODE ALSO HURTS SMH

helbram is a fairy. ok. he’s ugly in both forms.

blonde peter pan is a bastard thru and thru

YES KING YOURE DOING AMAZING

ooh 700 year old promises either go really well or terribly and there is no in between

the next episode is going to hurt, isn’t it.

[strongestpersoniknow]

I feel like we vibe so well, so you won’t shoot me for saying this but I cba it takes Vic like idk two years to move on from Adam but I stg it will be two secs with Robert. Her and Diane will just move into the Mill and raise her kid with Aaron. Which is cool (haha no) but like??? Hello, Robert’s in jail can we wait for her to get with Luke after the Robert scenes?? His body ain’t even cold yet😭😭 Also Luke being related to uh Lee is a choice... Just I don’t know if I want this Robertless life

DUDE we do indeed vibe so well.

I just hate how detached she is from the Robert side of it, unless drama! calls and then it's contradictory twattage spewing from her mouth with a whole lot of pointing. If it was Andy going down for tapping that prick over the head, (though let's be real, if it was Andy he would have pulverised the bastard till there was nothing but pulp left), she'd be throwing herself over his pyre, chaining herself to the prison railings, and wailing outside his window until the glass shatters. She definitely wouldn't be saying it was his fault and that he did wrong, that he should be held accountable; she'd probably help him pack when he chose to run.

The happy ending vibe they're trying to shove down our throats with this family set up of her, Diane, the miracle™ baby etc... so makes me wanna puke. And now inserting Luke into it ... To be honest, considering how badly this storyline has been written and the messages it's been sending about all sorts of things, it wouldn't surprise me to have Luke be her future significant other; it would surprise me more if they chose not to, though why they'd think that was taking it too far after everything else they've done, I don't know lol; why stop, you know?

I just wanna stay as far away from her as possible because she brings out some serious rage issues in me. As does the show where she's concerned.

The sooner Robert is back the better, dear God.