#get rekt leshy

[jakeranda]

how to break inscryption: put the bees within sigil and the unkillable sigil on the same card

they actually let you kill god in real life when you do this too

[taco-bee]

Ok more inscryption stuff

ITS A TOP DOWN NOW?? AHH SO COOL

PO3 MY LOVE

IT WAS LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT EEEEE HES AGH

Lushy: oh great it's the computer

P03: FIRST OF ALL- get rekt! Good job kid

Me: :D

P03: SECOND OF ALL REMEMBER THIS FACE? *stoat face* YEAH. NEVER AGAIN. FUCK YOU, YOU WILD BITCH

Lushy: get out of my cabin

P03: 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

*beats all bosses- wizard guy SUCKS*

*BUT THE GUY DANCING- BEST CHARATER! FREE AND ACHEVING HIS DREAMS*

wait ok whoever I replace dies right? Cuz necromancer lady said "spare me"...

*picks leshy cuz he was a ass to everyone*

P03: uh yeah actually get fucked

Me: oh ok *really happy I get to chill with fav charater more*

ITS 3D AGAIN??

*IM BACK IN THE FUCKING BUILDING AGAIN*

P03: go get the battery stupid

Me: *immediately gets up and looks at his new 3d modle instead of doing the task* COMPUTER BLORBO

P03: I hate you.

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P03: *fumbling though DMing* yeah duh...roboshit..

Me: I love you

P03: What

Me: What

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Angler fishbot: am I fish?

Me: buddy are you ok- ya know what I thing were all wise like ok- DO YOU HAVE A FISH FOR A GUN WHAT THE FU-

[thewolfisawake]

So ends con weekend. Waiting for sleep to haunt me since I've been going sleepless since Thursday in prep. But though we tend to play low level, it is always a fun time. And actually, a lot of times, you get to have the same GM. We were playing P.athfinder since there actually was no D&D GMs at this con and though half of it were pre gen one shot, so many of them were so fun. There were so much banter and the like going on. Even some inspiration but idk how I'd even implement them. Highlights include:

"Ah! The plant talked!" "So did you." "Well, it's normal for me to talk." "As is for me, so what is so strange?"

A gang of leshy (small vegetation folk), emphasis on small, so casually threatening violence upon a candlemaker.

"You destroyed Popcorn's bridge!" "Wha-?" "It was a very nice bridge." *proceeds to almost get cleaved by Popcorn before being brought from murder and settling for kicking shins. Twice.*

Playing a quietly exasperated sorcerer that has to team up with his old coworkers to get one last payday.

"Hey, it's you!" (clearly doesn't know name) to "Elsir...this was a stupid fucking job." (And it was the correct name!)

Roommate's druid: "Oh you know, dying is natural. We gotta let it all go back to nature!" *next room with undead tree beings* "NOOOOOOO"

My Cleric, knowing the distraught Druid is not liking the undead trees, "Just kill it with fire, that's natural!"

"Barnaby, how could you?! I believeeeeeed in you!"

"Well, he didn't like that you channeled positive energy." "Well, I don't like being backstabbed. Get rekted Barnaby." *proceeds to murder the shark man*

Goblin brothers, Taldeus and Grizzle, (Twins really) chucking bombs and shanking everyone.

Grizzle dropping holy water on the final boss of the encounter from a rooftop while Taldeus crossbow them right in the face to end them.

Playing a monk that joined an assassin order that's a bit too much of 'senpai notice me' with his cleric master being sent on his first mission with him.

Me, inquiring about the positioning of a guard walking on us tampering with traps, before I state, "While he's talking to our fighter, I walk behind him and assassinate him. Snap his neck." My roommate: * agape * "I am too good to be in this sort of game."

Goblin barbarian enlarges himself to throw his large fiend enemy into a table full of reagents, causing mass amounts of damage and splash damage.

Said Roommate, proceeds to have her druid /ignite/ the now spilled reagents as fuel to her fireball.

I, said monk, proceed to fail the reflex saves needed to avoid getting damaged. All this while I stared at them and said, "Do it."

Did final blow on final boss encounter and for sure was 'senpai notice me.'

[scannys-back]

(Before you can get the neckless I break the amulet neckless thing in Leshy's hands @he-ofhavoc get rekt bitch)

*Skeye tears up a little*

[hauntedtotem]

"pls help Leshy turned me into a stoat card" Kaycee: lmaoo get rekt