#get rekt bitch

[londonskies]

[rake-rake]

Oh he's gutting me alive

[shmothman]

chapter 8 sure was… something huh?

[oneblckcoffee]

you know why i have no sympathy for de vries? cause he was sooooooo arrogant before he even stepped foot in the alpha tauri talking shit about how he’d be faster than yuki be the team leader only to repeatedly fall face first into the mud so enjoy being jobless asshole

[offense-is-the-best-defence]

It's all 'Haha! You can't hurt me!' until Aloy hits you with some heavy metal

[dr-doomsduck]

Joost boycotting Eurovision because of Israel? No good sir, he will just go there and then engage in hand to hand combat with them. 💙💛

[c0pper0tter]

Spoilers for xmen 97 ep 5, if you somehow havent seen it dont keep scrolling

Don't cry if you didn't listen to me

I am NOT OKAY

AHHHHHHHHHHHH

WHY DO ALL MY FAVORITE CHARACTERS DIE FUCK THIS SHIT MAN IM TOO CURSED FOR ANY FANDOM

[what-yadoking-likes]

The ONE good thing to come out of Houston having broken fingers - the possibility of NSFW fanfic/fanart.

What's that, you're h●rny and can't jack off? What's a hand job between crewmates?

Can't shower? Let me soap you up, buddy. Aww man two naked heisters in the shower at ram ranch.

... d i c k s

[butmakeitgayblog]

I just got to 2x15 and I used to be an ardent defender of The Betrayal™️ like “well DUH it was OBVIOUSLY the right decision to make, Clarke would’ve done the same thing!” which yeah I still kinda stand by canon-wise but like… writing-wise is it just me or is the whole thing kind of dumb 😭 Like they were already winning??? There was no point in not just killing Emerson and Cage and all the others and freeing the Sky People and civilians??? The Sky People have made powerful allies, can cure Reapers, and are the only reason they’ve made it this far and she just leaves them to die??? I don’t know, unless Lexa was like, really fuckin sure that Clarke could handle things just fine on her own, it doesn’t make any kind of logical sense to me if I really think about it for more than a few seconds.

It feels kind of out of character for Lexa too, like the Grounders inside Mount Weather are an army waiting to be set free to defeat the Mountain Men, are likely willing to die for the cause and the greater good (which Lexa literally said in the previous episode that you should be able to tell your people to die for you!) — like, bad thing: many of the Grounders inside the Mountain die fighting. But good thing: the Mountain Men are defeated and in the long run the Grounder suffering under their oppression which has lasted 97 years finally ends. It seems like a worthy sacrifice to me and I just think it’s an odd, contradictory heel-turn for Lexa to suddenly make.

I don’t know am I making any sense here or am I literally the only one overthinking this 😂

Oh bby I have talked about this before

And I'll do it again 🥴

No it really did make no sense beyond juat setting up the adversarial plotline between Clarke and Lexa and furthering the dynamics between Skaikru and the clans.

Realistically, logically, strategically - it made no sense. None. Cuz, even beyond just what you're saying, Lexa taking the deal in turn means the MM keep the skairats. Whom they were harvesting bone marrow from. Which allowed them to walk freely outside.

Considering???? That they had every intention of wiping out the Grounders, whyyyy in god's fucking name would Lexa "I got a phat ass and love stinky blonde bitches" Kom Trikru willingly provide the very key that would allow them easier ability in the future to annihilate her people??

It's? Illogical? And fucking nonsense?

But I'm supposed to believe that she made that choice? I'm supposed to believe that someone who won her conclave at the age of like 11-12, who beat and bartered 12 warring clans into submission, who found her lover's severed head in her bed and then still accepted the murderer into her alliance for the best of her people... I'm supposed to believe she would take such a short-sighted, lopsided deal? Really? Really?

I mean when you look at it from just a narrative perspective, yes of course it makes sense. Sacrifices have to be made yada yada, my people or yours blah blah blah, she loves her but had to choose her people bing bong balsjdjslk. I get it, I do, and it was a very compelling moment to watch. Truly, I love that episode, it was devastating and shocking and they acted it so gd well it still holds up. Like every rewatch makes my lil gay heart clench, and I'm not kidding. But take even one step back and look at the entire picture of the situation and actually who Lexa is as a person and leader, and the whole fucking plot just falls apart

[acenby-weirdo]

Kody Headcanons

These will be divided into SFW and NSFW because I don't want to jumpscare anybody with my cursed thoughts on what Kody is like sexually

SFW:

Aquiline nose (this is how I picture it)

Shoulder-length black hair

Has terrible posture, despite his mother's constant reminders to stand up straight (he ducked his head because he felt self-conscious about towering over other kids when he was young, and now it's a habit)

V E R Y T A L L

Chonky boi (he eats his feelings a lot)

Same as Imperium!Kody, you can get his help as long as it benefits him

Has a "please like me/you're beneath me I don't need your approval" thing going on

Only child, and a disappointment to his parents (although even if they were proud of him they'd still be cold and remote)

Typical poor little rich boy

Cannot grow facial hair. It looks like the first attempt of a pubescent boy

He doesn't really want facial hair, he just wants to upset his parents

Despite not liking his family, he still invokes their name when people upset or anger him

pictured: Kody

The only problem is that his family is nowhere near important enough to take that attitude

NSFW:

Has a mummy kink

His favourite way to get off with a partner: blowjob (come on, you know he's a selfish lover)

His favourite way to get off solo: water fleshlight/dildo (as if you wouldn't do it if you could)

Dude doesn't exactly have staying power

Around average endowment, but bro thinks he's packing

One of those people who think they're dominant, but will quickly crumble into a whiny, submissive mess the second anybody even slightly challenges him

[stupid-dumb-bitch]

[efloarchive]

𝐌𝐎𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐙𝐔𝐊𝐈 𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐀 [ . . . ] stardew valley, visuals.

[amandabe11man]

some ppl are still shitting on eric matthews for beating john up in 2 as if that wasn’t one of the best moments in the franchise

[ofcowardiceandkings]

like fully so many people i know who dont actively ship it / care that much are like "yeah theyre basically married in TotK" lmao

mm tastes like vindication bro

[alumort]

I forgot to say here but if u don’t support trans people you’re not welcomed in my blog, and my fics tend to talk about trans stuff sometimes. terfs aren’t welcomed.

queer topics dont include just gay and lesbian.