#get me out of here!!

[paradiserotting]

you are all whores

[loriache]

expecting me to attend her birthday party full of aging hippies and “shamanic practitioners” none of whom I know and many of whom believe in things such as the divine feminine or whatever and who will have questions about my gender. ought to be banned by the hague imo.

[toskafloors]

Reasons on why not to move to the United States:

- Nobody knows how to fucking drive.

- Nobody knows how to fucking drive.

- Nobody knows how to fucking drive.

- Nobody knows how to fucking drive.

- Nobody knows how to fucking drive.

- Nobody knows how to fucking drive.

Thank-you for coming to Andre toskafloors' TedTalk.

[robertfripp]

i got that fripp autism fr

[plzu]

wish i had a normal regular fucking relationship with my parents where i didn't dread every fucking phone call because they will inevitably hurt my feeeeelinnnnnngggs help lol

[mcheung]

you ever talk to people who you haven’t talked to in months and they’re dating new people but you’re still stuck on the same guy that you were whinging about with them so many months ago. like what the fuck.

[flameshardsgoo]

i cannot wait to get out of south dakota and get home and try on my new nose ring and smoke a bowl #fail girl fall ❤️❤️

[mossbeds]

one more situationship is all it’s gonna take for me to flee to the woods PERMANENTLY

[captain-k8kat]

I need to remind myself of all the good things in the world before I start spiraling and thinking that I should really just die 👍

[hansoeii]

the honda odyssey, huh?

[spidertroupeart]

the jokes write themselves

[alwerakoo]

I think the main reason why FNAF translated well into a movie, while Minecraft very much doesn't, is that when you're playing FNAF you're supposed to imagine it as real life. You're supposed to squint at any janky or goofy animation it may have and imagine this is you, right now, in real world, behind this security guard desk. While playing Minecraft - what you see is what you're supposed to see. This is not the real world, this is the world of minecraft and things are blocky with simple colors and designs. You're not in the real world, you're in the world of the game.

Which is why seeing the graphics so realistic yet still blocky makes it look deeply uncanny. Like this is not real world. This is also not minecraft. I have no fucking idea where I am

[crowkip]

yeehaw, baby!

[taniushka12]

head in hands........... i fucking hate writing smut guys, i wish it was fun but its not, its really not

[waywardstation]

Look for anything (or anyone) that could be familiar

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[palarien]

sketched this out at jury duty actually