#get me out of here!!
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tulipmp3 · 1 month ago
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if i see one more book being described as romantasy or a tiktok sensation i
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loriache · 7 months ago
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expecting me to attend her birthday party full of aging hippies and “shamanic practitioners” none of whom I know and many of whom believe in things such as the divine feminine or whatever and who will have questions about my gender. ought to be banned by the hague imo.
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toskafloors · 10 months ago
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Reasons on why not to move to the United States:
- Nobody knows how to fucking drive.
- Nobody knows how to fucking drive.
- Nobody knows how to fucking drive.
- Nobody knows how to fucking drive.
- Nobody knows how to fucking drive.
- Nobody knows how to fucking drive.
Thank-you for coming to Andre toskafloors' TedTalk.
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robertfripp · 11 months ago
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i got that fripp autism fr
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plzu · 1 year ago
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wish i had a normal regular fucking relationship with my parents where i didn't dread every fucking phone call because they will inevitably hurt my feeeeelinnnnnngggs help lol
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mcheung · 1 year ago
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you ever talk to people who you haven’t talked to in months and they’re dating new people but you’re still stuck on the same guy that you were whinging about with them so many months ago. like what the fuck.
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flameshardsgoo · 1 year ago
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i cannot wait to get out of south dakota and get home and try on my new nose ring and smoke a bowl #fail girl fall ❤️❤️
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mossbeds · 1 year ago
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one more situationship is all it’s gonna take for me to flee to the woods PERMANENTLY
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captain-k8kat · 2 years ago
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I need to remind myself of all the good things in the world before I start spiraling and thinking that I should really just die 👍
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hansoeii · 6 months ago
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the honda odyssey, huh?
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spidertroupeart · 3 months ago
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the jokes write themselves
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alwerakoo · 6 months ago
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I think the main reason why FNAF translated well into a movie, while Minecraft very much doesn't, is that when you're playing FNAF you're supposed to imagine it as real life. You're supposed to squint at any janky or goofy animation it may have and imagine this is you, right now, in real world, behind this security guard desk. While playing Minecraft - what you see is what you're supposed to see. This is not the real world, this is the world of minecraft and things are blocky with simple colors and designs. You're not in the real world, you're in the world of the game.
Which is why seeing the graphics so realistic yet still blocky makes it look deeply uncanny. Like this is not real world. This is also not minecraft. I have no fucking idea where I am
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crowkip · 5 months ago
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yeehaw, baby!
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egophiliac · 6 days ago
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don't think I'm not still obsessing over 7-12
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 part 12 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 part 12 spoilers#sorry it's even scribblier than usual :') hopefully my chickenscratch is legible#anyway come here and join me in the corner where we go to be embarrassing about anime characters#just. between riddle and trey's dreams i've been thinking a lot about how#trey knew this kid for like two months when he was nine and then never really got over him or how their friendship ended#which. honestly. understandable given the circumstances#and then when they finally met again riddle acted like they'd never met before and neither he nor trey ever intended trey to be his vice#but every time riddle talks about his childhood post-incident it's basically#'oh yeah i constantly thought about trey and che'nya and fantasized about still being friends with them! this is fine and normal'#(there's a bit in one of his birthday cards where he talks about crossword puzzles and shit man that one got me)#idk. i can't put this into words very well#just...the implications that riddle was actively resisting trey's friendship#(presumably because it ended SUPER badly last time and he's learned that if he shows he wants something it gets taken away from him)#and trey had to work REALLY hard to just to get to the point they were at by the time canon starts#that was progress somehow#y'all can call him boring all you want but trey's defining feature really is that he keeps being like#'everything's fine :) this isn't a big deal :) i don't care that much'#(trey on the inside: THIS IS THE BIGGEST DEAL THAT I CARE SO MUCH ABOUT AND I WILL NEVER LET IT GO)#anyway i continue to be absolutely murdered by the timing of riddlepunzel directly after this#riddle's line about not wanting to keep standing in front of a door that's never going to open...#hey. hey silly gacha game about anime disney boys.#you are not actually allowed to do this to me#oh shit oh damn i'm out of tags and i haven't even talked about cater yet. NO BUT I HAVE LOTS OF FEELINGS THERE TOO --#(i am crushed under a falling safe looney tunes style)
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crowiin · 1 month ago
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welcome to the world
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prlssprfctn · 30 days ago
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Jason Todd arrives to the Gotham after being brought back alive for the first time, and while building up his career as Red Hood, visits Harvey Dent in the Arkham. They talk in a surprising peace, discuss this and this, and Jason even shares some of his insane ass lore, because, honestly, who is going to believe Harvey Dent?
And no one doesn't.
But there is a problem. The next time Bruce Wayne visits Harvey, Harvey randomly drops a bomb on him by saying that he is so, so glad that their Jaylad is back, and he grew up so much, looks so much like Bruce now! He even tries to assure him that, you see, yeah, Jason was dead, but he crawled out of his grave, and then, the Lazarus Pit fixed him!
Bruce thinks Harvey finally had reached the end of his line. Like, low-key, the last stage of insanity.
Harvey: God, he is still so well-mannered. I feel so pleased that he came to visit old me first, though. I always thought I was his favourite over you.
Bruce, laughing awkwardly, while asking the medics to add some new medicine to Harvey: Ahaha, yeah, that sounds like our Jaylad.
Harvey: Super happy for him, seriously. I mean, look at him, getting himself a new career as a Red Hood. That's our son. Feel a little bit bitter that he is into Al Ghuls family now, but that's fine.
Bruce, frowning, because Harvey isn't supposed to know about Al Ghuls and their connection to Lazarus Pit or about Red Hood: Uh, had J-Jason said something else to you?
Harvey: Oh, damn, we spoke for the whole night. He was pissed at you, though. Like, for the Tim guy, whoever he is.
Bruce, turning to the doctors: ...Maybe, uh, give me the same pills you gave him. I feel like I need it, too.
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