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Astarion's butt.
That's it, that's the post.
#Think I mentioned before I was an ass woman#I keep getting jumpscared by Astarion dick picks on this sight but no butt appreciation#I will not stand for it!#asstarion#baldurs gate 3#astarion ancunin#astarion bg3#bg3#astarion x tav#astarion my beloved#astarion romance#astarion x reader#write me fanfic where Tav is an ass lover#PLEASE#shitpost#hornyposting
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drops the food disgust test like a nuke into the chat
#ROTTMNT#TMNT#leonardo#donatello#michelangelo#raphael#lightmode discord jumpscare I kNOW GET OFF MY DICK#me đ¤ ela#rhinociart#save rottmnt#unpause rottmnt#brains and brawn
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(nsfw) full version here
(blood, ghost hands, ball fondling, jacob's ladder piercing)
#blightscribbles#pyramid head#pyramid head fanart#silent hill#silent hill 2#dead by daylight#pyramid head nsft#blightscribbles nsft#silent hill nsft#silent hill fanart#dead by daylight fanart#red pyramid thing#horror#ghost hands#sorry for reposting but I think the fact that tumblr actively hides anything with the mature label is kinda fucking shit#esp when it comes to visibility. I fucking worked hard on this. Give me my dopamine. don't hide my crap. Fuck tumblr. fuck censorship.#at least I can't accidentally jumpscare with a dick because of the crop#I can't even properly tag out of fear of getting hidden. Jesus. IDK man#I'd rather people just block me if they don't want to see my degeneracy#hold dick gentle like hamburger
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guys i am officially cooked. the pattern was not playing with that relationships shift timing, they did not lie one bit. imma have to be careful with this boys heart cuz if im not imma break it and BAD. also we fucked again and it didnât hurt đâď¸explicit details in the tags or what have you. heâs so sweet and silly like omg⌠and he keeps buying me food. like donât play with me sir.
#fish rambles#anyways he fingered the SHIT outta me#then i sucked mad dick like he was fighting for his mf life biting on his stomach and shit#never mind that i was biting on his ear like it was all i had to hold onto#likeee he fighting for his life in my pussy said it takes hours boy it takes minutes now#once i get⌠nevermind that the tag that just popped up was insane im gonna put it after this one#once i get my hands on you i'm going to fucking ruin you. you'll never look at another man again once you feel my cock#like omg what was that⌠jumpscare
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matt with clingy!reader:
â¨a conceptâ¨
whenever you go out together he thinks it's adorable when you hold his pinky or fidget with his rings.
going to restaurants is always a struggle because after you eat, you always get sleepy and, i mean, he's right there.
"you're falling asleep on me, baby, wake up."
"don't wanna."
"...is this what it's like to have a cat."
"i will drool on you."
"am i gonna have to carry you to the car?"
snuggles
going to the movies? your hand is in his hoodie pocket always.
"baby, you're-"
"shh, the movie's on."
having to think of his grandma to calm himself down
you take your hand out to grab some popcorn and he thinks he's getting a moment of relief
until the jumpscare happens and you accidentally squeeze his dick through the hoodie and his jeans
sweating bullets for the next hour and a half
making food in the kitchen together?
"i'm helping!"
"sitting on my shoulders and tugging my hair isn't helping."
"you've clearly never seen Ratatouille."
he loves when you sit on his lap while he plays his games, and even bought a bigger chair so you both would be comfy
when he plays more intense games, you curl up on the floor with pillows and blankets and rest your head on his thigh.
you get head pats after each round. (it's mandatory)
during foreplay and sex you're no different, you always want to be touching him. he knows this and occasionally decides not to play fair.
"matty, please..."
"what, baby? use your words."
"you know i hate this game," you say, breathing heavily mere centimeters from his lips.
"but it's so fun to see who has more self control. come on, baby, don't you wanna kiss me?"
whines
he can't resist that. "well if you need me so bad why don't you come here?"
two hours later
shaking like a leaf
"i love you matty."
panting like a mf
"i love you too. you soaked the mattress, jesus."
"shut upppp."
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Dom!abby cockwarming you during a scary movie â˝
CW: smut, MDNI, dom!abby, sub!reader, cockwarming obv, hair pulling, little degradation, spit??, sleeping with fingers inside, no y/n, no pdor
A/N: is this me procrastinating a full fic or me missing Halloween you pick your fighter!
â˝ â˝
She knew you hated scary movies, she knew youâd get so freaked youâd jump into her lap and shove your face in her neck to avoid any jumpscares.
What you didnât know was that the entire time she was strapped underneath her baggy grey sweatpants. Her clit throbbing in anticipation as you inch closer to her slowly.
She just wanted to make you feel safe, and how much safer could you get with her six inches deep into your cunt?
You were practically already on top of her, legs splayed over her muscly thighs, head nudged into crease of her neck, and eyes barely peering at the screen, hidden by the golden pieces of hair that framed her face.
She was so close to picking you up and moving you there herself, she couldnât even focus on the movie, gawking at your bare thighs. She couldnât wait to have you whining on top of her cock.
One last jump scare and you were done, crawling up onto her lap in search of comfort, little did you know you it would only get worse.
She giggles as you realize the destiny she set out for you. Widening your mouth at the realization and staring at her shit eating grin.
âAbs you- are you-â before you can even finish sheâs gripping the back of your neck to pull you into her open mouth, using her free hand to shift you into a straddle.
You canât help but to grind onto the bulge over her sweats, moaning into her mouth. She takes the opportunity in stride to watch how pathetic you already are, âletâs make a deal-â she says shoving her hand down your pajama shorts to drag agonizingly slow circles at your clit, âyouâre gonna wrap this needy little cunt around my cock for the rest of the movie, and if you can finish it, Iâll let you cum.â
You whine at her proposal, just wanting to throw out the movie completely and let her split you open already. âB-but what if I canât,â you pout.
She removes her hand to shimmy down her sweats just enough that the plastic cock springs out. Gripping into your thighs she turns you around to face the screen. She pulls the thin cloth of your pajama shorts to the side and guides you onto the strap, following a guttural plea pulled from your throat.
She pulls you gently by the hair so your back is flesh with her chest, âthen Iâll sleep inside of you tonight,â she finishes her deal.
You whine at the sensation, the threat, and the desire to bounce on her cock without her permission. She loved doing this to you- seeing how needy youâd get for her to move.
But you knew your consequences, if you moved without her permission sheâd just edge you over and over again, ruining every orgasm she was nice enough to bring you close to, but mean enough to never let you finish.
You were being so good, now that you were focused on her cock stuffing you full you, the movie wasnât bothering you. You tried not making any noises knowing sheâs get bored and thrust into you for her own amusement.
Your teeth were breaking the skin of your lip as she gripped into your hips and pulled you back harshly onto the plastic once. Almost drawing blood into the palms of your hands from your fingernails you try not to break. Thank god it wasnât a real dick because you could feel yourself pulsing around the plastic.
She leans back into the shell of your ear, âyou can play cool all you want, youâre soaking my fucking cock,â she says driving another thrust into you.
This time you canât help but let out the whine pent up inside you, âawh thereâs my slut, tell me how bad you need it,â abby coos.
âPlease abs- please, I need you,â you beg as she lets out pleased sighs. This is exactly what she wanted, breaking you into a desperate mess on her cock, begging for friction.
âBe a good girl and suck on my fingers,â abby says, placing her two fingers at the entrance of your mouth, waiting for you to take the initiation.
Which you do, rolling and lapping your tongue around her thick fingers, knowing exactly what Iâd get you in return.
Once she was pleased she removed them, taking them back to her own mouth, shooting her own spit on them and wrapping her forearm around your hip to rub circles on your swollen clit.
âNow show me how badly you need it,â a relieved sigh leaves your mouth at her approval. This is her way of showing you can finally use her cock to please yourself.
Bouncing up and down onto the soaking plastic as she shows no remorse on your clit. Even after you come, until the movie is over you have to keep her inside of you. She gives you a moment to regroup after an orgasm since you were good, but when sheâs ready for another one she thrusts back in to signal you to start again.
She was nice this time, letting you sleep with her two fingers nuzzled into your cunt instead of the strap. ďżź
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(SHEâS) JUST A PHASE CHAPTER FOUR: holy waters
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âGive it up for Miss Ayesha Erotica, everyone!â Yn announced with infectious enthusiasm over the radio waves.
Miwa, sporting vibrant teal hair and an equally vibrant grin, followed up with theatrical flair, âGod, I love emo boy!â
Yn shot her a smirk. âWell, Iâm pretty sure thatâs a sentiment we can all get behind, right?â
Miwa didnât miss a beat, her excitement bubbling over as she declared, âNo Yn, I really, really love emo boys!â, being sure to enunciate the s at the end.
Ynâs face contorts as a picture of Megumi flashes through her mind.âThat makes one of us,â Yn quipped, âbut I see your point.â
âSeriously, though,â Miwa said, barely containing her glee, âtoday is shaping up to be amazing!â
Yn arched an eyebrow skeptically. âOh? Do tell.â
Miwaâs eyes sparkled with mischief as she revealed, âBecause Tridant has graced us with 10 free tickets to their show this Saturday, and weâre giving them away!â
Ynâs face twisted into a mix of dread and disbelief, her jaw nearly hitting the studio floor. âYouâve got to be kidding me,â she muttered into the mic, trying to cover her panic with a forced grin. âTrident? You know Iâd rather listen to nails on a chalkboard.â
Miwaâs eyes widened in playful astonishment. âHuh, since when did you become such a critic?â
Yn leaned over and mouthed, âJust roll with it.â
Miwa nodded, her grin widening. âI know, but thatâs exactly why this is going to be hilarious. Weâre going to make someoneâs dayâand maybe even get you to enjoy yourself.â
Yn groaned dramatically. âAlright, but if I have to endure this concert, you owe me a full day of Solange on the station.â
Miwa clapped her hands together, her laughter echoing. âDeal! Alright, listeners, if you want a shot at these coveted tickets, call in now and tell us why youâre the ultimate Tridant fan. And donât forget to shout out how much you adore these emo boys!â
As the phone lines lit up with eager callers, YN slumped back in her chair, torn between dread and reluctant amusement. Despite her best efforts to look disgruntled, she couldnât help but be drawn in by Miwaâs infectious enthusiasm. And she knew Twitter would have a field day with this oneâespecially with a certain raven-haired boy likely to make an appearance in the trending topics.
âMegumi, get off your phone! We need to practice otherwise Gojo will be up our asses!â Yuta barked, his voice cutting through the cluttered practice room like a drill sergeant.
The space was strewn with old gear, tangled cables, and random junk, making it look like a tornado had hit a music store. Yuta, already in dad mode, stormed out, his footsteps echoing off the mismatched walls as he went in search of something crucial.
âYeah, but Togeâs on his phone too,â Megumi shot back, his fingers still scrolling through his screen, barely lifting his gaze.
âYeah, but nobody gives a fuck about him,â Yuji interjected from the corner of the room, where he was perched on a drum stool, grinning like heâd just won a prize.
âSuck my dick ,â Toge retorted, his white hair bouncing as he turned, looking genuinely miffed.
Megumi rolled his eyes with exaggerated drama, reluctantly shoving his phone into his back pocket. He could feel the buzzing vibrations through his jeans and couldnât help but smirk, taking a twisted pleasure in the fact that he was managing to irk you.
âUgh, Megumi, why are you grinning like that? A jumpscare warning wouldâve been nice,â Toge commented, half-annoyed, half-amused, from his spot by the amp.
âGo fuck yourself,â Megumi snapped back, his smugness evaporating into a gruff irritation.
Did he really find joy in annoying you? Megumi mused, a hint of doubt creeping in.
âHey, Megumi, you seem unusually cheerful today,â Yuta announced as he reentered, clutching whatever heâd gone to fetch with an air of importance.
âSee? Even Yutaâs noticed,â Toge snarked, his eyes glittering with mischief.
âSo whatâs up, big guy?â Yuji asked, his grin widening as he strolled over, clearly enjoying the chaos.
âDid you finally get your dick sucked or something?â Toge blurted out, his tone blunt and unapologetic.
âWhy would that make me happy?â Megumi shot back, genuinely confused.
âBecause everyone can tell when youâre sex-deprived,â Toge replied matter-of-factly, adding with a laugh, âPlus the horny slash hate subtweets youâve been posting do nothing for your case.â
âIâm not sex-deprived,â Megumi insisted, his face turning a shade of crimson.
âMY BOY!â Yuji cheered, rushing in for a celebratory dap.
âNot like that,â Megumi murmured, his cheeks burning as the room erupted in laughter, the awkwardness of the situation making it clear that maybe he should have kept his phone in his pocket.
âAlright, letâs get down to business. We need to nail this new song for our upcoming gig,â Yuta finally says as the laughter dies down, holding a stack of sheet music with an air of importance.
âFinally!â Yuji cheered, bouncing on his drum stool.
âYeah, yeah,â Toge muttered, putting his phone away and grabbing the microphone. âLetâs see what this new songâs all about.â
Yuta handed out the lyric sheets and nodded at the band. âThis oneâs a bit differentâmore upbeat. I want to hear energy and precision. Letâs start with the intro and build from there.â
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⢠the band in sjap is called triDANT not triDENT bc the group collectively came up with the name together but toge was the one entrusted (first mistake) who had to write it down for copyright purposes etc paper work ete anyways this man CANNOT spell so that's why it's with an A instead of an E lol
⢠yes the group definitely clowned him for it but they couldn't change it so it stuck and they ran with it
⢠toge did go to the gym but he snuck in when yuji went and they definitely blasted him on their social media page and stuck his face on the wall of shameđ
⢠the tickets sold out COMPLETLY and yn lowkey wanted one for herselfâŚ
⢠definitely did not smile to herself when panda told them he scored her tickets thanks to toge..
⢠dramatic ass
⢠megumi has convinced himself he only texts yn to piss herself and nothing more than that
⢠i aspire to be at his level of delusion
⢠yn, panda and nobara all went to whole foods and asked if they had any close to expire tomatoâs at the back (they did)
⢠they went home with 2 crates full of the most saggiest wettest tomatoâs in existence
⢠hope u guys enjoyed the week overdue chap :3
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â EMBARRASSING MOMENTS DURING SEX PT2 â
[Multi Character Fic] [ăăŤăăăŁăŠăŻăżăźăăŁăŻăˇă§ăł]
Summary* quite literally the title, embarrassing things that happen during the do. Warnings* NSFW Note â* ~ I feel sadz ongđľâđŤ || MORE FOR LAW AND THE OTHERS LOLZ // do not translate, transfer, or reform. This is my only account (exp. Ao3), will not be crossposted in any other platforms. // Masterlist // PART 1
â TRAFALGAR LAW â
âBack when you asked him to try out toys with you and he agreed, when the toys arrived he immediately disagreed and demanded a refund from the seller because apparently you ordered those 20 inches dildo's and he gave you real scolding afterwards. (Its not exactly DURING the deed but..) [-373 Aura]
âWHEN he insisted that no one would hear you in his office because no one was currently on the ship since he sent them on an expedition and Shachi bursted on the door making you guys scream in shock. Law panicked and accidentally roomed you outside the ship, IN THE SEA NAKED.
â EUSTASS KIDD â
âBack when he invited Killer on a threesome, then when it came to the bedroom the two of them decided to fight on who's going inside your puss puss and Killer called Kidd 'selfish' because he already felt you before and they decided to have a battleground in your room.
âWhen you were riding him so fast that you accidentally slipped of the bed taking him with you on floor and you twisted your foot. [-210294844 aurađĽ]
â AKAGAMI-NO SHANKS â
âHe asked Benn what position he should do to you, INFRONT OF YOU, and he recommended helicopter style. 'What the fuck'. (Not exactly DURING the thing butđđ)
âWhen you were away from him at the time since you had to take care of a mission and you got a call from Benn that Shanks needed to speak to you, his dick got stuck on your teddy bear's thread and almost cut his circulation off. (âšď¸)
â SABO â
âYou both agreed to use a condom for safety purposes, unfortunately, the size you bought was a size bigger than his. During the deed he didn't realize it came off INSIDE YOU, so now you're in the hospital getting rid of the stuck condom. Advance Happy Father's Day, Sabo.
âUnknowingly, you two didn't notice that Koala was in the same room as you guys while she slept. In the middle of the session she screamed "SHUT UP" and jumpscared Sabo, causing his dick to have a tereible cramp and, (not suprisingly) rushed him in the ER.
P.S. he almost broke his dick.
ŠCokou 2024, all works belong to me.
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too far ~ jschlatt
word count: 2231
request?: no
description: in which he takes his dickishness a little too far
pairing: jschlatt x female!reader
warnings: swearing, rpf, angst, use of y/n, schlatt being a dick, insecurities and self...issues (?),
masterlist (one, two, three)
*i read a fic with this premise like a week or two ago but i cannot for the life of me find it anymore and i needed some mean schlatt angst turned fluff so i am writing my own version. if you are the original author this one goes out to you i will tag you if i can find you*
Everyone who knew Schlatt knew that he was sometimes "mean". It was never serious, it was all just meant to be teasing. For the most part, the worst of it went to Minx who was able to match his energy without it ever affecting her. Everyone else just got a few comments every now and then, but never anything incredibly rude.
Until it suddenly got directed all on you.
You had known Schlatt for some time, having met him through his online friend group while gaming one night. You had become acquainted quickly and you found yourself being excited whenever you knew you'd be playing or recording with him. It seemed like he felt the same way, or at least he was friendly and civil. That was until one recording when you were excitedly talking about something, he suddenly piped up to say, "Jesus, do you ever shut the fuck up?"
Everyone was laughing, so you figured it was just a joke, but it took you by surprise. You knew Schlatt was blunt, but it seemed completely out of nowhere when no one else seemed to mind your babble. You chuckled along with everyone, but you found yourself falling silent for the rest of the recording. Some of the others would include you in the conversation, but you only gave short answers.
After that, it seemed like Schlatt would be picking on you more and more. He rarely had anything nice to say to or about you. It became harder and harder to want to do recordings or streams when he was acting like that, and your mutual friends were starting to notice his continued bullying. It made everyone feel uncomfortable, even if he kept insisting it was just jokes.
It all came to a head when you were asked to do one of those "dating shows" on YouTube. It was you, Minx, Emma, and Jaiden, and Schlatt, Ted, Tanner, and Connor, with Jack hosting it. You weren't sure what the rules were or how the game was supposed to go down, but you loved watching the hilarity of other online "dating shows", and couldn't wait to be a part of it. You were a little weary of Schlatt's presence, but there were so many people involved that you figured you wouldn't get the brunt of his insults today.
Jack sent you the link for the Zoom call. You were one of the last people to join the call, so you were immediately met with a cacophony of overlapping voices. You chuckled to yourself at the familiar chaos. You adjusted your volume settings and positioned your webcam before turning it on.
A high pitched scream brought the conversations to a halt.
"What the fuck was that?" Jack said with a laugh.
"I think it was Schlatt," Ted said.
"Yeah it was me. Sorry, I just saw a jumpscare," Schlatt responded.
"What the fuck are you on about?" Minx asked.
"I saw (Y/N)'s ugly mug suddenly join the call and it scared me."
Everyone was silent. Your face burned and tears started to form in your eyes. Your body moved before your brain could register, your hand moving your mouse to click the "End Call" button. The moment everyone's faces disappeared, you allowed yourself to cry.
For all the hurtful stuff Schlatt had said, he had never gone after your appearance. It was one of your biggest insecurities because you felt like you didn't measure up to other female streamers. Sure, that was a cliche insecurity, but it was your truth. You marveled at how pretty all your friends were and would often mentally compare yourself to them. It wasn't something you had spoken publicly about, so obviously Schlatt didn't know he would touch a nerve, but it still felt like an extremely low blow. Especially for it to be the first thing you heard when you turned your camera on.
You sent Jack a message to apologize for leaving, but you told him you didn't feel up to doing the show anymore. He responded almost immediately to let you know that it was okay and he didn't blame you for your decision. You were shutting down your set up when your Discord started ringing; a voice call from Ted.
"Aren't you supposed to be recording?" you asked, trying to keep your voice even.
"We're taking a quick break while Jack decides if he wants Schlatt to compete anymore," Ted explained.
"Don't kick him off just because of me," you said.
"We don't really want him to play after what he said. It was incredibly fucked up and uncalled for."
"He's said worse to Minx."
"Yeah, but he and Minx have an understanding. We've all noticed that he makes fun of you, but you don't respond the way Minx does. I don't know what his problem is recently, but you don't deserve those insults. You're an incredibly kind person, unlike us assholes."
You chuckled through your tears. "You're not an asshole, Ted."
"I am sometimes, don't lie."
"Only a little bit." You wiped the fresh tears from your eyes and let out a shaky sigh. "I don't want to record with Schlatt anymore."
"I understand," Ted said. "I'll let everyone know, too."
"Thank you."
When you and Ted hung up, you sat back in your chair and took a deep breath. The sting from Schlatt's words was still strong, but you also felt some relief in having talking to Ted about it and him assuring you that you wouldn't have to record with Schlatt anymore. It still upset you that Schlatt made such a 180 when it seemed like you were both getting along so well, but you weren't going to wast anymore brain space on him.
Your phone buzzed from a Discord notification. You looked down at the screen to see Schlatt was trying to send you a message. Instead of reading it, you went to his Discord profile and blocked him.
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It was easier than you thought to forget about Schlatt and his insults. All your friends did as you asked didn't invite you to recordings if Schlatt was a part of them, or vice versa with him. You went on to block him on all social media, and even muting his channels on YouTube so you wouldn't risk seeing him in your recommended. It was like he never existed, and you didn't even care.
You were in the middle of editing a video when a knock came at your door. You assumed it was the Uber Eats you had ordered, so you saved your progress and got up to answer. Instead of finding a delivery guy, you came face to face with the man you had been avoiding for weeks.
"What are you doing here?" you asked. "Wait, better question, how do you know where I live?"
"I bothered Ted until he told me," Schlatt responded.
You rolled your eyes. "Ted's dead to me."
You went to close the door, but Schlatt's hand shot out to block the door. You scowled at him. "Take the hint, Schlatt. I don't want to see you."
"I know you don't, and I get why, but please let me explain and apologize."
"I don't want to hear what you have to say. Honestly, you don't even deserve to take up my time to try and give some shitty explanation for your shitty behavior."
"I know - "
"You really hurt me," you cut him off. "I took the insults in silence because I knew you poked fun at everyone, but they really hurt me. It got to a point where I was dreading having to interact with you every time someone invited to a Discord call and I saw that you were in there too."
"(Y/N) - "
"And then you called me ugly in a call in front of everyone and that hurt the most. I know it shouldn't have given how much else you've said to me, but my looks are one of my biggest insecurities, and I know you probably didn't know that but still, going after how I look was such a low blow. And it hurts so much because I thought we were friends, but suddenly you're insulting me and bullying me at every chance you get, and it almost felt worse than the way you act with Minx so how am I supposed to take it as anything other than you not liking me and - "
Your rambling was finally cut off by Schlatt taking hold of your face and pulling you into him. You were shocked when you felt his lips against yours. Your initial reaction was to pull away and to start yelling at him again, but suddenly your brain switched to tell you lean into it. So you did. You pressed into Schlatt as much as you could; your body against his, your hands on his hoodie, standing on your toes so you could reach him.
Also to your surprise, Schlatt was the one to pull away first. He rested his forehead against yours, keeping his face inches apart from yours.
"That was one way to get me to stop talking," you joked.
He smiled. "Seemed to be the most effective way."
"So, are you about to tell me the reason you were being mean to me is because you liked me? Because if so, that is a very elementary school explanation."
"Unfortunately, that is the reason."
You pulled away from Schlatt and finally gestured for him to come in. You realized you had been standing in the doorway this whole time, and now that you had somewhat calmed down, you figured you'd listen to his explanation. You were much more intrigued now after your kiss, although you were far from completely forgiving him for what had happened.
You led Schlatt to your living room and you both sat down on the couch. You were very much aware of how close you two were sat. His body was inches away from yours. You could be touching him again if you wanted to.
"I was trying to push you away," he said, bringing you back to the topic at hand. "I was afraid you wouldn't like me back, and it felt easier to make you hate me than to risk that rejection."
"No offense, but that's a really stupid idea."
He chuckled. "Yeah, no offense taken because you're right. I should've just talked to you about it like an adult instead of assuming you would've rejected me. I thought the easier route would be to make you hate me, but then that succeeded and I realized how much I missed getting to talk to you. Not to sound too corny or anything, but everything felt empty when you weren't around. I knew I fucked up majorly, and I tried to apologize that night after what happened, but you blocked me on everything and I realized just how far I had actually gone."
You thought back to the call you had with Ted that day when everything had come to a head with Schlatt. "Did you not tell Ted how you felt?"
"Not until I begged him for your address. Listen, I love Ted and all, but the dude has a big fuckin' mouth. He would've let it slip one way or another how I feel about you, and I didn't want that. Actually, no one knew. I kept it to myself completely."
"You're an idiot. You know that, right?"
He nodded. "I'm more than well aware, yes."
"And you know it's going to take more than just kissing me and apologizing to completely redeem yourself? I understand why you acted the way you did, as stupid as it was, but it still really hurt me. I'm not going to forget everything just because you were being stupid."
"I don't expect you to. All I wanted was to explain myself and hope that you'd give me a second chance. I'm serious, (Y/N), I don't think I can just not have you in my life. If you don't want to date, that's fine. I'm okay with something platonic, as long as I have you."
You smiled and finally dared to reach out and touch him. You took his hand in yours, running your thumb over his knuckles. You then dared to lean forward and capture his mouth with yours in a quick, gentle kiss. When you pulled away, Schlatt had a smile on his face. You mirrored it with a smile of your own.
"You'll have to work for forgiveness," you told him. "You can start by taking me out on a date."
"Done," he said. "Right now?"
You giggled. "Maybe tomorrow. I was actually in the middle of editing a video when you came, and I have Uber Eats on the way."
As if on cue, there was a knock at your door.
"That would be it."
"Can I stay and hang out while you edit?" Schlatt asked.
"Of course. But I'm not sharing my food with you."
"Oh, you have no choice. You invited me in and let me stay, therefore you're sharing your food."
"You know what? Go fuck yourself, I take back everything I said."
You exclaimed and giggled as he suddenly grabbed you and pulled you to him. "Too late! No take backs! You're stuck with me for a very long time, toots."
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CAN WE PLEEEASE PRETTY PLEASE HAVE PLAYING VIDEO GAMES WITH THE VOX, ALASTOR, AND LUCI (AND ANYONE ELSE YOU WANT) AND SITTING ON THEIR LAP AND WHAT GOES DOWN FROM THERE (IM GOING INSANE)
have a nice day, love your writing, drink lotsa water!!!<3
á¸á¸ ďšPLAYER NUMBER TWO!
characters. Vox, Alastor, Lucifer and Adam
warning. fem!reader, video game references, smut, 18+ minors dni
authorâs note. iâm licking the plate clean at this idea because i just love it so much. thank you for the request anon, youâre so sweet and make sure you take care of yourself too, treat yourself to something nice! i added games to their personality so lmk what yâall think, did i match them correctly? also i have to say thank you sooooo much for 200+ followers??? like what??? i gotta come up with something very juicy for yâall. now enjoy sinners.
ALASTOR
âAh!â The jumpscare from the scary game had you jolt in Alastoâs lap, making the usually cynical man grin down on your mischievously. You both had wanted to spend some quality time together by playing video games and of course Alastor picked the game, Tormented Souls.
Not only was it scary but it had a jumpscare at every damn left turn. It had gotten so bad to the point that you were sweating like a sinner in churchâ anticipating it, expecting it, and yet you still would jump. Though your lover Alastor had barely bat an eye to the scary bits as he controlled his character with delicate composure, progressing through the game with expertise.
Alastor wasnât a saint, he had not only picked this game because it was scary but because he knew you would jump and every time you would squirm in his lap your hips would brush against his cock in the most delicious way. Call it a ploy to get you to grind on him or whatever you wanted to call it but he was too busy reaping the rewards of you in his lap during this gaming session, âFuck!â You jumped again this time moving in such a way that you felt his hardening dick press against the panties that you wore, teasing you.
âOh what is this my dear?â Alastor would grin, dropping his controller to grip your hips so he could force you grind on him. One thing led to another and you were moving your hips which such reckless abandon as he clothed cock just rubbed against your clit the right way, making your sopping pussy closer to an orgasm, âWhat a vixen you are! I barely even touched you and youâre already soaking wet. How entertaining.â
VOX
You were sitting in Voxâs lap, the both of you indulging yourselves in playing video games to take a break from everything at the V tower until you both were freshly rejuvenated for the next day. Though playing Minecraft might not have been a good idea because it caused for more stress than relaxation for some, especially Vox. âWhy the fuck are my chickens escaping?â âDid you make a fence?â âIt wonât even follow me, the fuck?â âThey will follow you if you hold seeds.â âWhere the fuck do I get seeds?â
Heâd be yelling in your ear but the sound of his voice right on your earlobe and neck made you shiver. Vox noticed this and couldnât help but smirk, âYou enjoying being in my lap, sweetheart?â You turn around in his arms so you could straddle his waist with a suggestive smile. Before you knew it Vox was digging in his fingertips so harshly into your hips as he controlled your movements, impaling you with his cock and enjoying the way your pleading words fell from your soft lips. He bounced you up and down his length not giving a damn if your just came already. âV-Vox! Itâs too much! PleaseâŚ! Ah, fuck!â
Your pussy sucked him in greedily, velvety wall clenching around him as if you didnât want to let him go. Vox drank in your form like a pure alcoholic. The breathless pants escaping his mouth was barely enough to make coherent sentences as his mind swimmed with bliss. With half lidded eyes, he watched you bounce along his cock, his eyes drifting downwards to watch it stretch you impossibly wide as you sank back down with a loud moan, âSuch a naughty girl, enjoying my cock like a little fucking whore. Now tell me while you bounce on my cock,â Vox was in your ear again, groaning loudly but kept his serious tone, âHow do I keep my Minecraft chickens?â
LUCIFER
â(Y/N) I finally got Ketchup to complete my duck island, come look! She is soooo adorable!â Lucifer held out his Nintendo switch for you to see the duck villager move onto his island. Your boyfriendâ the King of Hell was currently obsessed with having a duck only Animal Crossing island and instead of taking the easy route he had spent weeks in search of Ketchup in the game and thanks to him manifesting it for himself sure enough he found the infamous Ketchup the duck.
You place your own Nintendo switch down to crawl into his lap, full expecting just to be all cute and cuddly but Lucifer had other ideas. How could he focus on creating a duckie empire in his game when your ass rubbed on him in all the right places. The man had been alone for 7 yearsâ surely you knew he lacked physical touch and intimacy for a long time and now? Oh now he was touch starved.
âHer design is to die for! Lucifer now that you finished you couldâLucifer..?â Your eyes widen slightly when you felt Lucifer reposition you two with ease. You were now on all fours with your ass on full display for him, you turned on your cheek to glance back at him with a teasing smile, âWhat are you doing, Lulu?â
âI think you know my love,â With a snap of his fingers your clothes dissolved into nothing but smoke, leaving you naked and completely at his mercy, âNow donât be shy, open up for me.â Suddenly your moans were filling the room, bouncing off the walls, leaving you nothing but a drooling mess beneath Lucifer. His grip tightened around your waist, giving you slow and deep thrust that had your eyes rolling into the back of your head. The lewd, squelch! sound coming from your pussy echoing throughout the bedroom, sounding like a sinful melody to the Kings ears. He picks up his pace, his balls slapping against your clit repeatedly as he hit that spot within you that made you arch your back more in desperate need for him to hit it again.
ADAM
â(Y/N) babe, Iâm going to need you to stop shooting at the walls and actually shoot another player, please and thank you.â Adam was getting a bit annoyed with you during your gaming session of Call of Duty and it didnât help that you were on his lap, blocking his own viewâ and getting himself distracted. Why did you have to sit in his lap again? Something about wanting to feel closer to him or whatever cheesy shit you said he wasnât really paying attention. He was complaining about it but he just wanted to tease you, in reality he loved it, âPay attention (Y/N), this is a team effort, canât have you going down first, danger tits.â
Your back was to Adamâs chest and your boyfriend couldnât help his cock straining against the fabric of his red apple print pajama shorts at the feeling of your warm cunt pressing against himself you didnât mean it in the way but he took it that way. With a devious grin, he would bring his long slender fingers to rub your clothed sex teasingly, making you nearly jump slightly from the contact, âAdamâ!â
âFocus on the game babe, Iâm not doing anything.â Adam was such a liar. He had now snaked his fingers past the waistband of your leggings, groaning softly to himself upon making contact with your slick folds. He rubbed your clit making you completely submit to his ministrations with a soft moan, letting your body relax against him as you clutched the controller in your hand. Your toes curled and legs began to slightly close as Adam added a finger, then two, then three. âSpread your legs wider gorgeous, let me play with that pretty pussy.âďżź
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QUIET
introduction | masterlist
-> pairing: sub han jisung x dom gn reader (ft. chan, minho, changbin, and hyunjin)
-> word count: 500+
-> synopsis: youâre watching a movie with the other members, and jisung wonât keep quiet
-> tw: exhibitionism (has been previously discussed with other members), begging, use of ânoonaâ once, sort of edging, handjob, sort of implied orgy at the end, han is called âslutâ, âwhoreâ, âgood boyâ
âShhh you wouldnât want the others to hear what a whore you are, would you hannie?â You teasingly whisper into your boyfriends ear as he starts to whimper, your gentle touches riling him up. The three maknaes had fallen asleep on the couch furthest away, leaving Chan, Changbin, Minho and Hyunjin on the one next to the pair of you. They were hooked in whatever movie was playing, it looked like a horror judging by Hyunjinâs dramatic screams every time there was a jumpscare.
You hadnât been paying attention, spending the first half of the movie running your hand over Jisungâs thighs and chest, refusing to go anywhere near his throbbing dick. Han continued to squirm next to you, your touches concealed by the thick blanket you were sharing. Your head rested on his shoulder, and apart from his occasional whimpers or fucked out facial expressions, you were undetectable.
âPlease, please y/n, please I canât.â He begged in a low whisper, so quiet you almost couldnât hear. You smirked, looking up at his pinched face, a small bead of sweat dribbling down his forehead.
âPlease what, baby?â You replied, teasing him further. âDo you want me to touch you properly?â He nodded eagerly, eyebrows furrowing and his eyes squeezing shut. âWords hannie.â
âPlease touch my dick, noona.â He panted, hot breath against your neck.
You dragged your finger up his cock, stopping at his leaking tip. You heard Hanâs breath hitch as you gently began to rub, then moving your hand up and down his length.
It wasnât long before he was bucking into your wrist, already so close to coming. You pulled away as you felt him get close, noticing the concerned glances you were receiving from the other members. He whined a little too loudly as he thrust his hips into the blanket, trying to gain any friction at all, whilst you stared awkwardly at Chan who had decided to turn to see what was going on right at that moment.
It was then that you decided to continue teasing him, relishing in his moans, each growing higher in volume. There was no doubt that everybody awake had heard him now and it only had him thrusting into your hand faster.
When Chan saw Jisungâs face, paired with what he had been hearing, there was little left to his imagination as to what had been going on. He gently patted Changbinâs shoulder, getting him to turn and look too and it only turned your boyfriend on more to see his friends watch him. Like dominoes, the rest of the hyung line found themselves being alerted, and with a playful smirk they all stared at their dongsaeng.
âLook at you being a desperate slut for y/n.â Minho was the first to say, paired with a shit-eating grin. Han let out a shameless moan at his hyungâs words, getting closer by the second, his body searing with embarrassment.
âFuck.â He panted, ây/n pl-please let me come.â He whimpered, burying his face in your shoulder, ears impossibly red.
In the corner of your eye, you could see at least two of the members with a hand down their pants, watching intently as Han chased his orgasm.
âYou can come.â You whispered, your free hand playing with his hair as your boyfriend came on the sofa with a long groan.
âGood boy.â You heard Minho mumble as he got up to crouch in front of Jisungâs flushed face, prodding at his slightly parted lips and slipping his long fingers into his mouth. Jisung gently sucked as Minhoâs fingertips teased the back of his throat, making him gag. He looked at Jisungâs embarrassed face closely before asking, âNow that youâve finished being such a dirty whore, are you going to help the rest of us?â
this is the first time Iâve posted something written by me so please feel free to leave feedback- Iâd love to hear it :)
#han jisung#han jisung smut#sub skz#sub stray kids#stray kids smut#skz smut#sub han jisung#skz x reader#han jisung x reader
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I swear, Iâm minutes away from pulling out a giant bulletin board and covering it in pieces of string that connect Rafael to every single event in the game. I feel like a crazy person, but I know that he basically spiderwebbed most of the plot together.
ďżź
Goddamn it, anon (said lovingly). Now I feel like making my own too. Because I swear, he pops up all over the place, even just for stuff thatâs not even plot relevant.
Spot the Devil: Raphael's Involvement in the plot
Iâll start out with letters and books Iâve found that made me go âhmmmmâ.
Letter in the Harpy Nest (Maybe)
When youâve saved Mirkon he mentions something about a nest nearby. If you get to it there is a ring, a journal, and a letter. The letter is what made me go âhmmâ. You can read the full thing here. Basically, a guy named Edmund tells wife/girlfriend that she doesnât have to worry about someone named Maggie Two-Fingers anymore, because he has settled a debt. To pay off said debt, he makes a deal with a cambion and becomes a warlock:
â[âŚ] I took the deal the cambion offered. I'm not going to say I had no choice, because that would be a lie. But I don't regret it. I'm a new man. I feel strong for the first time in my life. Aside from being awoken in the middle of the night by the smell of sulphur (he likes to drop by to 'see how everything is going') I have no complaints [âŚ]â
Now, there was a journal too, but I donât believe the two things were related, even though the journal talks about a devil too. From what I can see, the journal is an easter egg for a campaign called âTomb of Annihilationâ. Besides, Edmund is going to Icewind Dale and the campaign takes place in Chult.
It just makes sense to me if its Raphael. We know he hangs out near the grove because we get jumpscared by him before going to this area. It could be our boy and with how much he pops up constantly it wouldnât surprise me.
A Pleasurable Deal (Maybe)
You can pry this theory from my cold dead hands: Raphael was involved in making this play. It stinks of him.
So, A Pleasurable Deal is an erotic play. The plot isnât completely written out, but a cambion, who is named Carlisle in the play, is involved.
âCarlisle: Weep not, young man, though free your wife has fled,
And comfort found in comrade's arms and bed.
She licks her lips and cries his name, oh my!
And now you seek to be the apple of her eye?â
Carlisle basically helps a man named Robert get a bigger dick, orâŚsomething along those lines. The âapple of her eyeâ line is just so Raphael. The whole thing is, to be honest. In the A Pleasurable Deal: The Shocking Truth, itâs revealed that the author sold her soul to make it:
âInterviewer: So .. what was your deal?
Harp: I beg your pardon?
Interviewer: In fact, this was your directorial debut, wasn't it? You couldn't even get published in the tabloid 'Baldur's Bash' before this play came out. Did you honestly trade your soul for an erotic play?
Harp: I- all right, we're done here.â
I mean, come on. This is so him. Itâs right up his alley.
Devil Donât Rhyme
This is a book you can find in the Devilâs Den. Devil Donât Rhyme is definitely about him:
â[This is a heroic fantasy in verse form, told in the first person by a bold poet who challenges a devil (clearly modelled on Raphael) to an improvised poetry contest to win back the soul of his lover. The following couplet has been circled in red ink.]
'If the line doesnât scan,' the devil sneers, 'you forfeit your soul and end in tears.' / 'Ha! Iâll keep my time and make my rhyme, with vim and snap and no "down came the claw" crap.'â
Which is just so fucking funny to me. He has been seething and underlining the parts that prove itâs about him.
Alright, onto actual events: Netheril
Raphael was there when Netheril fell. He told us in the Devilâs Den. He has been searching for the Crown of Karsus ever since. He saw the entirety of Karsusâs fuck-up, but didnât manage to snatch up the Crown of Karsus itself. We do know, however, that he has other Netherese artifacts (the Archivist says so). The Regalia of Karsus were three objects and Raphael has at least one, meaning that if Raph gets the crown, he has a much bigger chance at actually controlling it and using it like it's supposed to be used. This might also be why Mephistopheles hasn't used it: he doesn't have the other artifacts to properly harness its powers.
There are also theories that he has been skulking about and trying to find it after. Thereâs a really well written theory by @firlionemoontav that connects him to Lenore from the Arcane Tower in the Underdark. He has left no stone unturned.
Orpheus and Vlaakith
I learned about this from an amazing theory post made by @certifieddilfenjoyer
When you go to the Astral Plane, near Orpheus, there is this Githyanki slate that you can find. It depicts Vlaakith making a deal with a Devil, âhis face twisted with wry charmâ, for the Astral prism. Yeah, Orpheusâ imprisonment? Raphael helped with that. He even taunts Orpheus while he waits for us to approach him and says something about him looking good in chains or something along those lines (kinky old man yaoi).
And honestly, it makes perfect sense as to why he has the hammer then. The hammer has multiple purposes, but in About Creation of the Orphic Hammer he mentions it as âinsurance policyâ:
âThe Hammer is not a weapon, it is an insurance policy. Its function is specific, but its utility is boundless. No chains forged by infernal hand can withstand its power, for its core is a metalifferous compound combining the purest of essence of all Nine hells. If I should ever need to liberate the prisoners held in the Iron City of Dis, to shatter the vaults of Nargus, or even to free the child of Gith, my hammer will be equal to the task.â
Makes good sense because what he has done with the Astral Prism is a pretty big deal and hard to undo otherwise.
Moonrise Towers, the Gauntlet of Shar and Astarion
So, Raphael makes a deal with the architect of Moonrise Towers, who you also see wandering around the House of Hope. The architect gives up his soul in exchange for Raphael ending Kethericâs army.
To do that, he sends Yurgir who is tasked with killing every last justiciar. Raphael then makes a deal with one of the justiciars who he then turns into a bunch of rats so that Yurgir canât fulfill his contract.
We then help Yurgir or kill him, and Raphael helps us with Astarionâs scars. (This is just me theorizing from here) I find it kind of interesting that Raphael seems to know so much about Astarion. You get the feeling that he has obviously done his research on all of the companions, but with Astarion he makes that nasty âyouâve kept your clothes on this entire time? How unlike youâ comment. Astarion would be such an easy target to go after, which makes me believe that Raph definitely knew beforehand about Astarion AND Mephistophelesâ deal with Cazador, but he hasnât been able to pettily do something about it before the things that happen in BG3. But he has kept an eye on it. He canât be seen defying his father like that directly, after all. I just find it hard to believe that Raph wouldn't jump at the business opportunity of 7000 desperate vampires hiding in Baldur's Gate. Like he definitely knows.
Gortash
Raphael bought Gortash from his parents when he was a kid, and Gortash eventually got out. Itâs quite possible that Gortash only knew about the Crown of Karsus because of Raphael. He even went through Raphaelâs house to steal the crown (and probably took a portal from there to Cania).
Might also be the only reason that he would ever make a deal with Zariel. He knows the Hells and how they work. In a way its even more of a âfuck youâ that he goes to Zariel because she is far above Raphael as she is the Archdevil of Avernus (and thus she is sort of Raphâs boss). We also don't know what Gortash gets in return for handing Karlach to Zariel. It's speculated that it has something to do with the construction of the Steel Watch, but it wouldn't surprise me if peace from Raphael was a part of it too.
A world without Raphael
So, basically: had Raphael not been there, Orpheus would be free and a whole people would have had very different lives under someone else than the Vlaakiths, because Orpheus would have rebelled and told everyone what she did to Gith (his mother). We wouldnât have had the Astral Prism to protect us, but on the other hand, we might not even have had the whole tadpole business to deal with anyway if Gortash didnât know where the Crown of Karsus was. The whole thing could literally have been avoided.
(Thank you for the ask <3)
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I did get my A.
I felt like this about as soon as the "sehr gut" left my teacherâs mouth. I suppose this is as close as I will get to PANTOCRATOR
It's funny (not for them tho-) to think both Fei and Saru were passively rejecting each other
#long time no see cs saru. god you seriously look awful in skinny. but thats how ya feelin too after all#drawing him skinny is so jumpscare-ish 2 me now that i know how to draw my sarus how i think they should be#gotta do it 4 the plot. after all this also helps convey where hes at in life#i missed letting the gremlin out sm thank ya for granting me the opportunity laz#msi song witness starts playing and youre no fun anymore mark trezona right after that#This image is the epitome of suck my dick to me. i was bound to draw it at some point#hmmm sometimes the realization that i am that bad hits#my drawings#kain kritzelt#saru#this is a game sc redraw btw#uhhh about talking look actually i get that#do you know how often talking abt my stuff feels like tiptoeing on ice and that making it all the more fun#for the thrill of the rush#i love talkin bout it too#pppfffff i always attributed bullshitter charme to things that made saru succeed as a villain but seriously#he looks like a wet rat here#and what he is esp during cs#quite tragique really
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since today is a magpie lore day apparently, i feel like oversharing (ya kno, what counts for oversharing for this guy on this here microblogging patform)
when i was very small, i accidentally caught a movie on my grandparents' tv. i was banished to the country house for the summer and bored out of my mind, so i spent my days disappearing into the forest, drawing, reading, and sneaking bits of tv time when no one was there to catch me
anyway. the movie. i remembered very little of it afterwards, just that it had body horror practical effects(?), snakes(?) and small shriveled heads with teeth(?). i was especially afraid of the small shriveled heads, but the body horror was very difficult to stomach too.
i had nightmares for weeks (and couldn't tell anyone why, of course, or that i was even having them, because then i would be Found Out), and even after it more or less left me i would still get jumpscared by the sudden memory of it years into my life.
as i was very young and my memory was very spotty, i couldn't figure out for years what the movie was. i thought, maybe if i could, then i would watch it and find out that it's not that bad at all, right?
(i'm a huge weenie when it comes to horror movies. i can't even watch most thrillers because they are too scary for me. i nearly fled the theater while watching 'i, legend', which was the only time i almost left the movies, that's how bad it is for me lmao)
a few years ago i finally found out what it was. it was beetlejuice (1988). from sporadic screengrabs and general vibes i connected the dots. so that's problem solved, right? i can just watch it and be done with it, right? right?
WRONG
i absolutely cannot watch it. i even tried going for a 'everything great about' video for beetlejuice and failed at minute 4 out of 20 because a jumpscare send me into an anxiety attack. when i was at dragoncon earlier this year, there was so much beetlejuice-related extravaganza and so many cosplayers that i was bombarded with the accursed green-black-white combo almost anywhere i went. it was! an experience! made all the more ironic since i spent most of my time there cosplaying as fizzarolli -- you know, the guy who shares an actor with broadway's beetlejuice, alex brightman
so like. at this moment, the most involved i can get with beetlejuice is looping the same two clips of the musical on youtube and! thoroughly enjoying myself! because alex brightman is fun! he makes it fun! it isn't scary! but underneath all that...the horrors lurk, pinging my buried childhood memories, and the sense of unease doesn't leave me.
i live in a state of both anxiety and utter fascination with beetlejuice. i want to watch the movie so badly, but it terrifies me like no piece of media has terrified me before or since. and yet i can't stop thinking about it and trying to scoot closer. it's my fucking moby dick. striped and with green hair. god damn it
#might delete later idk#beetlejuice#idk what can be done here#but if anyone has advice on how to watch the most terrifying piece of media in someone's personal history#feel free to share ig
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Everytime I see batcest I get a physical reaction, my body genuinely curls into itself for a moment, especially Bruce and dick, he was 9 when Bruce took him in people 9! I just can't see a way that someone could justify that. I get like, ILL. My only thought is "Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew"
And before someone tries to say I'm not taking precautions, I DO filter this stuff out, and I block ppl for posting it, but the internet is a wacky place, and it's unavoidable sometimes
(Got jumpscared by a tag on ao3 that I forgot to filter out and had to get this off my chest, do whatever floats your boat but PLS if you like that shit get away from me. Adopted siblings are still siblings and I do think it's as bad as real incest)
#batman#dick grayson#bruce wayne#jason todd#tim drake#damian al ghul#damian wayne#cassandra cain#THEY ARE A FAMILY
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building a pillowfort
(cw: age gap 25/41, hints of smut, nsfw, mdni)
Most days we stay in, after I get back from work. Cooking something together if KĂśnig didnât do that already before or ordering some take-out.
Like that one time when we converted half the living room into a giant pillow fort. Using the couch as the base, blankets shielding the fort off, all of the comfy pillows we could find lying on the ground, so we would be comfortable. We even ordered from my favourite sushi place, although sushi isnât really his thing because he doesnât really like fish and also because heâd need to eat so much of it for his calorie intake that it is expensive.
He almost tears down the painstakingly constructed pillowfort when he takes a seat inside and leans back, his head getting stuck on one of the blankets. We can prevent the worst and the fort is saved, but he sits back a little wearily and I canât hold back the laughter.
His tall stature in the flimsy construction looks almost comical, the big man in something so childish like a pillowfort makes my heart dance with joy. And it feels like this little date thing, not just a evening like every other, even when we were just staying in.
We eat, sitting in our comfortable fort, and watch Scream, the original one from â96. We both have seen it a bunch of times already. I mean, itâs a classic, right? I still flinch every time there is a loud noise or a jumpscare. And KĂśnig laughs every time, his hearty chuckles making me look at him, because I canât get enough of how his face lights up when heâs smiling bright, even at my expense.
"Aww, poor thing.", he coos with pretend pity.
"Shut up.", I tell him, equally pretending to be pouty, nudging him with my elbow.
His huge arms are closing around me as he pulls me into him, my cheek landing on his huge pec. I just love when he does that. The simple one-sided hug sitting next to each other, our size difference meaning that my face would get pressed into his chest, his calming scent engulfing me. When Iâm snuggled against him like that, everything seems a little more like itâs going to be okay.
"Come here, I'll protect you from Ghostface.", he says, his voice beaming with protectiveness while I see the spark of mischief in his eyes as he is grinning down at me.
"You're so stupid.", I mutter, nuzzling into his shirt. He just laughs again, cuddling me closer.
The movie is quickly forgotten about because of course our hands start to wander. And it doesnât take more than a few strokes over his bulge, that looks really delicious in his black sweatpants by the way, until his hand catches my wrist and turns the teasing touches around on me.
I shake with laughter as the whole pillowfort crashes down around us with the first few pushes of his dick into me, the blankets covering us â mostly hanging off of his head and shoulders. The fort is now completely destroyed, a grumpy expression on his face while he gets rid the blankets, cursing and grumbling.
âWir kinan nur froh sei, dass i koa Maurer wordn bin.â (We can count ourselves lucky that I didnât become a mason.)
He mutters something to himself in his funny language while he makes sure that everything is out of the way and me comfortable and warm underneath himself, not willing to leave my warm wet pussy to do any of that. Kissing my face all over, starting to fuck me again with deep hard strokes, until the grin on my lips turns into an O, soft moans escaping my throat.
~ More in the Masterlist ~
#metalhead!kĂśnig#spending time with mh!k#kĂśnig#kĂśnig cod#kĂśnig mw2#konig#konig cod#konig mw2#kĂśnig fanfiction#cod mw2 smut#kĂśnig smut#konig smut#cod smut#kĂśnig x reader#tw: age gap
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