#get his ass queen

[lastofthe20thcenturygirls]

the face of a woman who's having too much fun

[kazanskys-mitchell]

monica barbaro served so much cunt in the bar scene i love her sm

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Cite your sources.

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[crimmson-sight]

jan that was a massive fucking slay. they could never make me hate you

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 345

Let it be known that none of them actually expected the idiots’ of the week’s ritual to work. The summoning hadn’t worked for literal centuries- everyone knew it had been sealed away, presumably forever!

(Of course they had no way to know that in the Infinite Realms actually used the term forever as a measurement of time, what with how time itself wasn’t particularly linear within. And to beings that could hypothetically live for eternity? Forever was a nice vacation time really) 

So maybe they hadn’t been exactly focused on stopping the ritual as much as they could of been, and by the time they realized it was working, well, it’d been a bit too late then. So yes, mistakes had perhaps in fact, been made. 

First had come the chill, the cold of the ground as your body was lowered down, the cold of your blood dripping from your living corpse. Then came the shadows, the darkness creeping along their vision as their soul slipped from their body. Followed by boiling heat, flames scorching through their flesh and tearing from their chests like a blade piercing their hearts. 

The form that emerged was massive, a cloak dripping crimson fluttering in the wind of an unseen battlefield, verdant flames licking at the air and causing the surrounding shadows to writhe. A dark growl echoed through the building, the stone below them shaking while deathly green eyes glowered down at the living with utter contempt. 

“Do any of you imbeciles know how long it takes to get ghostlings to sleep-” 

[slightlyartist]

You've seen Tate punching Ford now it's Emma-May's turn to have fun <3

[agostise]

he got sooo dramatic after getting to date mo smh

[dollopheadsandclotpoles]

A normal day in the life of Court Physician, Gaius: Part two (x)

[ipostmysimpingstuffanonymously]

I read fumbling towards ecstasy by cateye360 And it was fucking amazing Uncensored Version on the SatoSho Discord

[ai-megurine]

"And what if I refuse? Will you burn me, as you did Aegon?"

"Aegon will be king again [...] and you'll be dead"

She loves her cockroach husband 🙏🏻😭

[pastara-cell]

Omg guys look!!! Its qibr and late autumn!!!!!

[jedi-enthusiast]

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that’s why I write fanfic on company time!

[zarnzarn]

after the events of three in the morning, safe inside Athena just kinda tucked ody under her wings.

Idk why I think that but anyway it's cannon now that after ody gets thoroughly fucked Athena pulls him close and wraps her wings around him like a cocoon

yessss she sort of chirrups and coos down at him with the owl head tilting, nuzzling at him as she cleans up. she'd do it to penelope too but homegirl is practically steaming from how overheated all the exercise made her so she just goes and usually falls asleep face down on the bed until she's cool enough that athena can drag her closer as well.

in general i think athena would be there for the aftercare because I don't see post canon odypen knowing when to call it quits, which leads to both of them being absolutely exhausted and useless after the last round. she usually just rolls her eyes shakes her head and handles it all; but they both know she's awake for hours just trilling down at them and staring happily.

[bluntandsaucy]

"i will not face a women in combat. it is demeaning."

and so, jasnah stabbed him straight through the throat.

[milf-n-dilf-dippin-dots]

I want to petition for a nero redesign

[laurents-secret-diary]

Can we see any of your drawings you may have had for the side characters please??? 👉👈

I only got a couple so far! I think I'm gonna do Nicaise next