thatgirlastoria

[thatgirlastoria]

WHO TOLD YOU?

So we all know you and George are freaky. But are Astoria and Draco freaky?

we’re not freaky 🙄🙄

draco and tori are probably a thousand times worse than we’ll ever be. unlike SOME PEOPLE (cough cough my boyfriend) , draco is just discrete about it

@dracomalfoy0506 @thatgirlastoria @forgeweasley1

[thatgirlastoria]

THAT IS SUCH A LIE. DAPHNE PLS YOU KNOW IM BETTER THAN THAT 😭😭

Astoria denying she has sex, but is always caught limping and with marks on her neck 😣

I don’t even know what to say…

@thatgirlastoria

[thatgirlastoria]

excuse me? how are we worse?? we literally don't even have sex!

So we all know you and George are freaky. But are Astoria and Draco freaky?

we’re not freaky 🙄🙄

draco and tori are probably a thousand times worse than we’ll ever be. unlike SOME PEOPLE (cough cough my boyfriend) , draco is just discrete about it

@dracomalfoy0506 @thatgirlastoria @forgeweasley1

[thatgirlastoria]

AWWW DAPHIE YOU LOOK SO CUTE

pregnancy update? 💗

the bump is bump-ing 💖💖

@forgeweasley1

[thatgirlastoria]

EXCUSE ME? MY SEX LIFE IS WONDERFUL THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

why you and daphne are actually freaky? like DAMN she's already pregnant we don't need keep doing it

oh you should see us in bed-

@daphhatesyou

[thatgirlastoria]

UM OKAY RUDE? WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM WITH ME.

i fear daph and astoria are so iconic

i can confirm about @daphhatesyou but i think @dracomalfoy0506 would answer better for @thatgirlastoria

[thatgirlastoria]

DAPH YOURE A FURRY???

Hey George, just finished the furry suit you commissioned but I couldn't reach you through your email. Just dropping by and letting you know I can ship it whenever!

thank u so much anon hope u get BOOMSHAKALA. @daphhatesyou your furry suit arrived babe

[thatgirlastoria]

draco and i NEVERR wdym????

why you and daphne are actually freaky? like DAMN she's already pregnant we don't need keep doing it

oh you should see us in bed-

@daphhatesyou

[thatgirlastoria]

im going to start crying.

@daphhatesyou wthh? 😭 i did NOT know you guys were having sex like this.

why you and daphne are actually freaky? like DAMN she's already pregnant we don't need keep doing it

oh you should see us in bed-

@daphhatesyou

[thatgirlastoria]

HUH? YOU LOOK GREAT! YOU DONT LOOK LIKE A BELUGA BSFR. HOW FAR ALONG EVEN ARE YOU?

but your man needs to step up and do something for you or else i'm going to avada him.

@dracomalfoy0506

proud parents.

[thatgirlastoria]

NO IM SO SICK OF DRACO. 😣 HES FR PISSING ME OFF. HE SAID “we can get married when you want,” and THEN HE SAID “oh ill propose after we graduate.” like OH MY GOSH

EXCUSE ME? BEING PREGNANT SEEMS SO MUCH BETTER THAN WHATEVERS HAPPENING IN MY LIFE RIGHT NOW. YOU HAVE PREGNANCY GLOW. YOUR HAIR IS GROWING LONG AND LIKE YOU LOOK AMAZING.

@dracomalfoy0506

proud parents.

[thatgirlastoria]

OBVIOUSLY FOR ME. GEORGE IS GOING TO GET YOU A RING ANY DAY NOW 😒. DRACO IS MAKING ME WAIT UNTIL GRADUATION.

YOURE LIVING THE LIFE, PREGNANT, RICH, HOT.

@dracomalfoy0506

proud parents.

[thatgirlastoria]

HELP WHY DID U FORGET. 💀

IDK THO IM WAITING FOR A RING 🤭

@dracomalfoy0506

proud parents.

[thatgirlastoria]

WHATT GEORGE NEEDS TO STEP UP FR.

i'm okayyyish too! nothing interesting has been happening, i'm gonna be honest. i just wanna graduate

@dracomalfoy0506

proud parents.

[thatgirlastoria]

yess!! anyways how are YOUUU!!!

@dracomalfoy0506

proud parents.

[thatgirlastoria]

remember when i was really mad at him? and then the ravenclaws threw a huge party? yeahh...

~ daphne greengrass. don’t waste my time.

@thatgirlastoria - my sister <33 and best friend in the entire world

@forgeweasley1 - I do not like him… i love him

@prettylike-pansies - just as mean as they say, but iconic. my best friend ever

@dracomalfoy0506 - 100% a ferret. whiny. don’t hurt my sister.

@momdildoantlover - the dark lord. what is that user…

@voldyslovergirl - friends with my mum or something

@levoisagranger - does she ever shut up?

@the-cursed-0ne - the scar? really? so extra

@thewelseyking - the ginger sidekick

@thegirlweasleyxx - the ginger dating scar face

@gredweasley1 - another ginger. it’s endless.

@the-only-sensible-weasley - this ginger thing is getting a little ridiculous now

@lunalvegood - the loony blonde chick

@neville-likes-plants - gryffindor tree hugger

@cupidsbrown - obsessed with gingers, I don’t see the appeal

@thereal-albusdumbledore - didn’t expel me. appreciated.

@moony-musings - werewolf professor who gave me an A … once

@tomswifethatdidnttrickhim - concerning my obsessed with a man without a nose

[thatgirlastoria]

uh since last month! duhhhh!!!! remember when draco had a lack of sleep for a week?

@dracomalfoy0506

proud parents.