#get his ass marko‼️

[gayassmullethaircut]

If family group chats existed in the 80’s this would’ve been Max’s last straw when they found his dating profile

[batty4vamps]

I finally read the prequel script, so here are some lines that made me cackle

THESE CONTAIN SPOILERS ‼️

“I KNOW I SAID THAT” oh my god I can’t breathe, panicked David actually kills me

Marko (Marco???) in a suit is equivalent to those dogs wearing little shoes that make them forget how to walk normally

Good to know he’s always been like that

If I ever “lmao” or “lol” or “BAHAHA” just know that I’m actually chortling with vampiric glee

He says while having a fistful of his valuables not a page prior

He really has always been like that huh

This is just so stupid, I love them so much

I take the Dwayne crumbs where I can get them, and this got my ass GOOD- he’s so fucking funny when he’s allowed to speak

Lastly, giving Dwayne Jasper for no reason, underwriting both of them just to kill Jasper off, then immediately forgetting you did so and having him immediately reappear. Absolute gold.

I’m just poking fun, I enjoyed the prequel script and I’m glad I read it!! It just has some funny moments as a consequence of never being finalized. Also they once again did Dwayne dirty, but we know how I feel about that.

[ria-coolgirl]

Hahaha ��

If family group chats existed in the 80’s this would’ve been Max’s last straw when they found his dating profile