#get absolutely fucked

[pyroangelo]

God it makes me so weirdly happy that Kipperlily was honestly a nothing rival to Riz. At every turn her Masterminding was fucked up by his friends.

Kristen jumped in and decided to run for president instead of Riz because Ally couldn’t stand Kipperlily’s type A personality.

Fig was in German Shepard mode constantly and prevented Kipperlily from ever coming after Kristen

Fabian’s lofi study sessions open to the entire school kept the Bad Kids names in everyone’s mouths and constantly bolstered Kristen’s campaign. Meanwhile Kipperlily’s intensity weirded other kids out.

A literal horde of dragons attacked Fabian’s Birthday Bash/Voting Booth Celebration, and yet they fully killed Oisin’s grandma and several of his relatives while smoking with the very Rogue teacher Kipperlily had to threaten to get a pass in Rogue studies.

And then when it finally came to blows in a fight. Kipperlily slashes at Riz for 7 points of damage, he turns around and slices her with his epic ninja Sword of Shadows for triple that damage. He baffles her by jumping into lava to make a play and finally he uses his Blindsight plus his combat experience to ready an action for the moment Kipperlily tried for another attack at him to cast Hold Person right over the lava she would emerge over from stealthing.

Kipperlily wishes, WISHES she was half the adventurer Riz Gukgak is, and she accepted rage and frustration to try and close the gap. But just like that 5 foot gap she attempted to jump she fell short and straight into Riz’s sight.

“Very good on paper, but no practical application.”

Kipperlily was nothing to Riz but another minion in a fight against his real antagonists, she’s another Dane or Penelope that collaborated with a corrupt adult to further her own story but she had no substance to her other than her rage and her hatred of the Bad Kids. She thought she could be Riz’s BBEG but how could she ever shine in the spotlight like a real villain when all she ever did was hide and kill rats.

[darlingjmiller]

OH GOD OH FUCK

[chadillacboseman]

Straight up went without a lunch because these bitches can't fathom of not scheduling a meeting during the only fucking time I'm able to find the opportunity to take a break.

[sebnameyourcar]

happy birthday fernando

[mycological-mariner]

It would be great to go to a hospital without stepping in blood again. At least this time it wasn’t fucking barefoot

[only-man-in-the-sky]

fuck yes fuck yes fucking *yes*

[grahamkennedy]

Will actually kill my sister by the way. Hope she fucking dies but don't tell her that.

[shrimp-milf]

just had a hilarious conversation with my aunt

[cw: casual transphobia]

So apparently, my dad and my aunt were talking about binding. And my dad was talking about how he didn’t understand it, and how it was stupid and “why would anyone want to hide their tits”.

My aunt blurts out “you know your kid June binds sometimes? why don’t you ask them?”

To which my dad scoffs and goes “I know June, they don’t bind. That’s ridiculous.”

except I ACTUALLY DO BIND SOMETIMES HAHAHA GET FUCKING OWNED!!!!!!

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

It could have been a dignified loss to Miku, but Homestuck fans afraid of a good fight counter picked bayo and now they get to lose to Marceline instead XD

[aleppothemushroom]

Get fucked, Hollywood

[maxinewebs]

Stu: I’m so proud of my girlfriend for coming out as a leprechaun! She said she’d been wanting to tell me for so-

Randy: Wait- Tatum is a leprechaun?

Billy: Wait? What?!

Stu: Y’know.. a leprechaun.. a girl liking girls

Billy: …

Randy: ..

Billy: I think you mean lesbian.

Stu: ???

Stu: That would make more sense.

[mzcain27]

Why is there a head in the water

[themediocregatzby]

me listening to maroon 

[whatevsman16]

10 whole minutes

How do you not just spontaneously combust from that shit, man?

[katebushmuncher]

got my ears pierced, bought an exceedingly expensive care bear with my Vinted money and had a lovely taro tea only to be hit with the most blinding migraine and nausea 🙃 i just wanna kms

[damienthepious]

watching @nanowrimo within a single hour:

make an awful, ill-conceived, sponsored post about "responsible"/"ethical" uses of ai in writing

immediately get ratio'd in a way i've never seen on tumblr with a small swarm of chastising-to-negative replies and no reblogs

start deleting replies

reply to their own post being like 'agree to disagree!!!' while saying that ai can TOTALLY be ethical because spellcheck exists!! (???) while in NO WAY responding to the criticisms of ai for its environmental impact OR the building of databases on material without author consent, ie, stolen material, OR the money laundering rampant in the industry

when called out on deleting replies, literally messaged me people who called them out to say "We don't have a problem with folks disagreeing with AI. It's the tone of the discourse." So. overtly stated tone policing.

get even MORE replies saying this is a Bad Look, and some reblogs now that people's replies are being deleted

DISABLE REBLOGS when people aren't saying what nano would prefer they say

im juust in literal awe of this fucking mess.