#germanpost

[nyancrimew]

we, myself and why (ein FINTA webformat vom SRF) hat mich vor kurzem portraitiert und das video ist jetzt online! es ist relativ persönlich, also nicht einfach nur das was schon überall in artikeln steht, go watch ^-^

[fuckwhoeverpickedallthefunnyurls]

I feel so sorry for non-german-speakers because they never get to experience Coldmirror

[levil0vesyou]

(Hier gefunden)

[genderisafuck]

The eternal struggle of wanting to use gender neutral pronouns but also being german

[azeofspades]

Philipp Amthor

Philipp am Tor

[deutsche-bahn]

Weil ich einfach nichts besseres zu tun habe, hier das offizielle “Welches Weihnachtsgebäck bist du?” Quiz.

[sandinmybed]

people laughed at my joke in German ive finally achieved my goals (translation in alt text)

[harvardfineartslib]

Yesterday, June 23rd was National Typewriter Day. This date is to commemorate the anniversary of the patent awarded to Christopher Latham Sholes, Carlos Glidden, and Samuel W. Soule in 1868 in the United States, marking a pivotal moment in the history of written communication.

Das Plakat (The Poster in German) was a German art magazine published from 1910 to 1921 by the Verein der Plakatfreunde (“association of friends of the poster”). A remarkable historical record of early European industrialization, commerce and politics as reflected in the graphic design of poster art.

Das Plakat : Mitteilungen des Vereins der Plakatfreunde Plakat (Berlin, Germany) Alternate subtitle: Zeitschrift des Vereins der Plakatfreunde E.V. für Kunst in der Reklame Mitteilungen des Vereins der Plakatfreunde Jg. 1-3 Berlin : Verlag Max Schildberger, Bimonthly (irregular) German 1910-1921. HOLLIS number: 990063522140203941

[threecrowsinacloak]

I heard we were drawing international Miku/Miku in different cultures, so here's German tourist Miku!

[chill-vibes-but-rainbow-panic]

Ok, but why did Gargamel's german voice actor go so god damn hard for "Tears of a smurf"???

[Video ID: Gargamel and the smurfs meet at opposite ends of a river. Papa Smurf, Brainy, Smurfette, Hefty, and Clumsy are looking for Jokey and Grouchy. Gargamel is looking for his cat Azrael, holding a fish bone. Once the two spot each other, they start arguing, with Gargamel stepping further and further into the river, despite Papa Smurf's threats. He proceeds to fall into the water, as the clip ends. End ID]

This is definitely my favourite episode, and I wish people talked about it more :)

Translation/English Version* under cut, for who wants it

Smurfs: "Jokey! Grouchey!"

Gargamel: "Azrael!"

Papa Smurf: "Gargamel!"

Gargamel: "Papa Smurf! What have you done with my cat, you disgusting, blue garden gnome?"

Papa Smurf: "What have you done with my two smurfs, Gargamel?"

Gargamel: "What two smurfs?"

Papa Smurf: "You know exactly what two smurfs!"

Gargamel: "If I had smurfs, I'd eat them."

Papa Smurf: "That would be your last meal, Gargamel!"

Hefty: "You tell him Papa Smurf! Show him! I'm right behind you!"

Gargamel: "If you don't tell me what you've done with my cat right now, you'll all be devoured!"

Papa Smurf: "One more step Gargamel, and I promise, you'll regret it!"

Gargamel: "Don't make me laugh, you pathetic, little runt!"

Papa Smurf: "Ready to attack?"

Smurfs: "Yes, Papa Smurf."

Papa Smurf: "This is your last warning, Gargamel! Don't you dare come any closer!"

Gargamel: "I'll only ask one more time, Papa Smurf: Where is my cat?"

[fuckwhoeverpickedallthefunnyurls]

I just horribly misread hither as well. Uhm. You figure

[necraromancy]

hab letztens mit meinen Eltern die Sendung mit der Maus geschaut und glaube honestly Käpt'n Blaubär wäre ein super trans ally.

"Joa, ich hab kein Problem mit'm gendern, 'Landratten' schließt ja alle mit ein."

[holyscream]

Tumblr, Coldmirror, Bots und schlechte maschinelle Übersetzungen – ein Homerun, was meine Interessen angeht!

[azeofspades]

Mein guter alter Vater hat heute schon wieder die Nazis geärgert

[scrunkly-cherry]

I saw someone compare the vampire lord from ts4 to astarion once and had a vision