#geriatricpregnancy

[cobblepotindustries]

@geriatricpregnancy

I need your help kiddie pool full of ice and fish enough for this? unsure about what works.

[cobblepotindustries]

@geriatricpregnancy

*gives you this*

[saffronandcyrus]

Jo Ellis: Kidult or elderly primigravida?

FROM START-UPS TO ENTREPRENEURS, TODAY’S WORKING PARENTS SHARE STORIES, ADVICE AND INSPIRATION Today we’re featuring a guest blog post by Jo Ellis who like many adults is utterly confused about her identity. She is part urbanist and town planner, part compulsive singer, and part elderly primigravida – a mummy-to-be at the age of 41. I was a kidult in my thirties. My God! I excelled at it. As…

[womensecretinfo]

9 Months Pregnant: Best Tips and Advises

Being 9 months pregnant can be both exciting and terrifying. It is critical to take care of yourself, both physically and mentally, at this stage of your pregnancy. You can enjoy your pregnancy and look forward to the arrival of your child if you get good advice and support. Advanced maternal age is also somewhat risky, but we have covered almost every point here. Read the full article

[quantumgunner]

@cobblepotindustries @parumnimiumque @zagrean @brutish-invasion @sweetsolution @geriatricpregnancy Heeey thanks for following me! I'm Christie

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[narcotic-pharmacology]

I will happily bask in the sweltering summer heat for you! Too many days spent in Mexicos beautiful sunshine have me invincible.

Please enjoy the nipping freeze for me until I return to embrace it myself.

Wak wak wak! The snow is up to my ankles already.

[rance-ed]

DC Muses:

The Scarecrew:

Jonathan Crane/The Scarecrow: @rance-ed @reviviscencegruiform

Lindsay: @whim-whams-and-jim-jams

Molly Randall: @pedigreebypedagogue

Scaregoon: @lemonscentedneurotoxin

Earth-3:

Dove: @mustard-seed

Jester: @ivegotbellsthatjinglejangle

Independent:

Mad Mod: @carnabyclockwork

Harley Quinn: @jonathancranesnudes

Toyman: @childishintent

2004 Oswald Cobblepot: @callofthecobblepot

1992 Oswald Cobblepot: @geriatricpregnancy

Gotham-style Oswald Cobblepot: @f0ulf0wl

Abner Krill/Polka-Dot Man: @ladykriller

Gotham-style Victor Zsasz: @tally-whacker

DC Blogs not in play yet because storyline:

Forgotten @iamremembered

Linda Friitawa @ameriscare

Hub Blog for the Homestuck stuff: @wellthatsabangerurl

Homestuck: Neftat Kakuro @animacomedian

And I'll probably make more so expect this list to be added to.

[arsonistsfirefly]

A dumb quick edit. @geriatricpregnancy

[cobblepotindustries]

Should I be insulted or honored that I got no votes?

Congrats @geriatricpregnancy you. Have. RABIES!

[fantoccia]

smash or pass geriatricpregnancy!

Y'all really aiming me at him lately huh.

I'll say pass mostly because I don't really know him that well? But I also see him around enough to not just be completely objective lmao.

[crowned-relapse-king]

@geriatricpregnancy

Thank you daddy 🫠 💗

[cobblepotindustries]

I assume one of the older, unused portions adjacent to the early subway stations? The ones from the twenties.

AIN'T THAT THE ONE THAT LIVES IN THE SEWER?

[reviviscencegruiform]

//I'm so sorry if you get jumpscared by my geriatricpregnancy blog. It's just my Penguin.//

[cuteculturechick]

For those who haven’t heard already, I’m 11 weeks pregnant. So far, pregnancy at 38 has been infinitely more challenging than it was at 20. Intense fatigue and morning sickness make almost every day a struggle. But I figured that I would take advantage of posting this selfie of me with hair and makeup done, since that’s the only time I’ve been put together for the last 5 weeks. I’m due in early February, so be prepared for lots of messy buns and pics of me in pajamas for the next few months. #pregnant #pregnantselfie #11weekspregnant #geriatricpregnancy

[babycmakes3-blog]

“One year, one baby later...”

I don’t really know why I stopped blogging. For some reason I felt like most people didn’t care to hear MY story. Once you’ve read one baby story you’ve read them all...right? Wrong!

I’ve had quite a few people ask me if I intend to blog my labor and delivery experience. Honestly, I wasn’t sure that I wanted to relive it. I’m that woman who was probably traumatized for life by childbirth (although some say that’s normal and will disappear with time). In comparison to others, my story is quite boring. For example, both my sister and sister-in-law revealed they were pregnant not too long after I did, AND they were both due around the same time as me. What are the odds?! My sister’s fourth baby, my niece, was born naturally and all within a 30 minute time span of rushing to the OBGYN and her water breaking. A much more interesting story than mine, for sure. It never gets old! But here I am, almost 7 months post natal, and I think my experience, if anything, will at least make you laugh.

The rollercoaster ride up until that fateful day, however, was definitely something I will never forget. Finding out we were finally having a baby was such a shock, and of course a blessing. Dealing with fertility doctors that gave us the runaround, finding an OB that didn’t bleed us dry, moving and preparing our apartment for baby, and of course preparing ourselves to become a family of three, however, was...overwhelming...to say the least.

[cobblepotindustries]

And you have to actually be interesting, because people aren't just in awe of your face, ahah!

Us ugly things have to build a personality in the best way possible. Pretty folk get it handed to them, free of charge. You learn far better how to be likable and charming when you start at zero.