#george smiled a lot then. sap too

[pray4saint]

Dream Team and chuckle sammy guys reacting to the reader taking the cowboy hat off their head and wearing it? Sorry if thats confusing smdnf. (like the cowboy hat rule :p)

dteam & chuckle sammy with the cowboy hat rule

dteam masterlist & chuckle sammy masterlist & descrip. tv-ma. 15+. gn!reader. implied and short depictions of sex.

a/n. omg i love this

dream

of course the cowboy hat rule was something dream was aware of, he heard it around his high school friends and as we all know, teenage boys are stupid

but when you and dream are doing a road trip (haha see what i did there), singing karaoke, and you take his hat from him, the memory of being told the cowboy hat rule floods back

since there isn't any way to pull off the road right away, he lets you get away with it until he sees the next pull-off from the highway

he turns the music down and looks at you

”baby, you know you gotta ride the cowboy right?” ”wh-” you start to laugh, ”what?” ”it's the rule, c'mon you remember how it went in school right? you wear the cowboy's hat, you ride the cowboy.” you looked around, realising your boyfriend had picked a pull-off that was rather secluded. ”you sick son of a bitch.” of course clay knew you meant it as a joke. ”i know i'm so clever.”

he climbs over the console to your seat, figuring you over his lap with the seat laid back and pushed away from the dash

lots of heavy breathing, car shaking and clay praising you

for awhile afterwards you just lay with your head in the crook of his neck

”you ready to get back on the road?” you lift your head up with a dopey smile, breathing finally steady. clay chuckles, ”yeah. definitely.”

sapnap

sapnap knows the rule better than he should, it was something he'd heard around school a lot growing up (about 7th-ish grade probably)

i think with sap, you take his hat while you two are out at a bar, a cowboy-themed bar ofc

when you pluck the hat from his head, he doesn't miss a beat when turning to you

he leans in real close to your ear, ”really love, don't you know the cowboy hat rule?” your face turns pink, of course you knew the rule, you just forgot about it. ”sap we're in public..” ”and i woulda thought you'd be ecstatic.” he fakes a face of hurt. ”i am, i'm just good at hiding it.” he smirks and you wink at him

absolutely makes the quick decision that there are too many men in there staring at you for a secret fuck and walks you back out to his car in front of him

slides in the passenger seat and again, without missing a beat, slides the seat back, pushing the upper part back just a bit so you have more room to move around on his lap

pretty much just helps your slip your pants off and moves your underwear to the side while pulling his pants and boxers down just enough to get his cock out

afterwards he takes you home, he doesn't really care about drinking at the bar when he just got laid over a hat

george

george learned the cowboy hat rule when it first started making headway on social media, and the idea of it ever happening to him excited him

he didn't expect his best friend to tell you that / ofc dream had only told you because of a video they were planning to shoot

at the end of the video, when george went to take the hat off, you told him to wear it back to your house because you had a surprise for him and he obliged, although admittedly confused

definitely a little bit amazed when you shut the front door just after him, stealing the cowboy hat from atop of his head

”wha- y/n what are you doing?” he kind of laughed, watching you wrap your arms around his neck. ”following the rules. you know one right? wear the cowboy hat..” you trailed off, letting him finish the sentence. ”..ride the cowboy.” he was almost breathless as he let the words fall from his lips

you two walk back to your room without separating from each other, smiling against the other's lips

it's pretty quick that you end up in your bedroom with george lying underneath you, watching you with such anticipation you can tell dream was right

afterwards he asked you how you thought of it

”dream told me.” you boyfriend immediately sat up, face flushing. ”he did?” he didn't wait for your response. ”i'm gonna kill him, he's so stupid.” ”so you didn't like it?” you fake hurt in your voice, ”of course i liked it, matter of fact i loved it-” ”so give dream a break, he was just trying to be a good friend.”

ted

wore the hat to make a tiktok video, and after he's done recording he sits down to edit it, still wearing the hat, you take it from him, placing it on your head and you give him a quick twirl

for a split second the whole thing eludes him, aside from a small smile he gives you

he returns his attention to his phone and then remembers, the cowboy hat rule

then he's up, stepping real close to you, placing his arms around your middle

”m'love, d'you know what taking my hat means?” you give him a confused expression, lifting the hat up your head in just the slightest ”no, what's it mean?” leaning in real close to your ear, he tucks your hair behind your ear and smiles, whispering, ”wear the cowboy hat, ride the cowboy.” you shiver at the words

you try to take the hat off, to get away but ted's already got a hand over your head, telling you that you can't give it back, it's too late

ted moves the hand over your head to your hand, intertwining your fingers while he leads you back to the couch

he falls back onto the couch, and helps you settle in a straddle position, he rubs circles into your thighs while reminding you of the rule, just to taunt you

he also probably forgets about the tiktok when all is said and done

charlie

probably happens while he's recording a silly little video, and he's wearing a cowboy hat for obvious slimecicle reasons

you have to remind him of the cowboy hat rule once he makes a little play fuss about you taking the hat from him

”oh c'mon, don't you remember the cowboy hate rule?” ”huh?” you get in real close to his ear to whisper, ”take the cowboy hat, ride the cowboy.”

he gets nervous, but obviously he'd never say no to you

lets you lead him back to the bedroom but when you push him back onto the bed, he pulls you down with him before figuring you up to straddle him

you kind of shy-stall while you're straddling your boyfriend, grinding your hips down into his ”what happened to all that confidence earlier?” you whine, rolling your hips again. ”c'mon baby, ride the cowboy.” he winks at you

charlie ends up having to rerecord the video, but even that takes him a few tries because he's having a hard time focusing with the cowboy hat

definitely becomes a little secret language between you two, putting the hat on your head when you feel like riding him

schlatt

happens at a party for sure, and of course schlatt knows the rule well, and he smirks just thinking about it

quick to remind you about the cowboy hat rule before getting up and grabbing your hand, walking out to the car with you

”schlatt no, there are people here! they could see us!” ”you know the rule dollface, you take the hat, you ride the cowboy.” you whine at his words, ”i don't make the rules hon.”

definitely a quickie, as the both of you want to return to the party but still all the fun, with you left lying on his chest, panting

”i should do that more often.” schlatt just smiles like an idiot at your words

you both walk back into the party covered in hickeys with no hat to be seen on either of you

never again do you forget the cowboy hat rule

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[kumezyzo]

i was rewatching the dream team all stars MCC and was thinking about streamer!reader cause im actually sick in the head :) so now everyone else has to deal with it 😌 so, as much as i love bad, reader does happen to be an honourary Dream Team member according to bf!sapnap.....

i like to think during this time (Nov. 2021) reader and sapnap are well into their talking stage and like, reallyyyy close to dating (they prolly start dating two weeks after this stream of sum). so this is technically crush!sapnap [so cutee]

also just bsf!george and dream moments cause why not (and cause i need some more fluff to feel gud)

lots of swearing (particularly fbombs lol)

so enjoy.... or dont lol :) m.list

crush!sapnap who cant help but giggle when you text him about the 'serpnerp and gerge' bit he did before the event started. when you ask about the fake kisses they gave eachother, he would be tempted to text you back with "i could give you real ones if you want" but refrains from it.

crush!sapnap who secretly had your stream pulled up on the side just so he could see your face as you hyped yourself up for the event.

if youre faceless, he'd just want to listen to you and hear the way you pause to read a text he sends you. he'd feel so cocky if you happened to quietly giggle at something you he sent you.

crush!sapnap who forgets youre on the call for a moment when he makes comments about needing to take a shit...

"if i really wanted to, i could insta-shit"

"ew wtf 😭"

"i actually forgot you were here for a moment, my bad" (he would be blushing so hard)

crush!sapnap who hypes you up so much during parkour tag (and makes sure youre not getting tagged) when youre the last person to be tagged

bsf!george who also hypes tf out of you when youre tagging people. he gets so loud that you have to tell him to stfu at times

crush!sapnap who subconsciously tries to protect you during the first round of sky battle until you call him out for it

"sapnap, dont worry about me! just try to get the other fucking teams. holy fuck..."

"y/n is getting toxic~"

"george shut the fuck up."

(it was mostly cause dream was getting heated at you but dw sap gets it 😌)

bsf!dream who blames you for a block placement glitch during sky battle

"Y/N!"

"WHAT?! WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO?!"

it led to a strange disagreement about where you were standing before crush!sapnap interjected and told you guys to leave it be. (we stan)

crush!sapnap who feels his heart flutter when you giggle about heated dream was getting over you standing on a rail in grid runners.

bsf!george who gets very hyped when you dont mute yourself during ace race.

"y/n are you muting yourself?"

"nope, are you?"

"LETS GOOO! ITS JUST Y/N AND GOGY"

"Lets go!!!!...... but shut the fuck up a little"

crush!sapnap who tries to gather your materials whenever you need them during buildmart and ultimately pisses off dream when he doesnt bring back what people need.

"Sapnap, how the fuck are you leaving but not bringing back fucking anything we actually need!?!?"

"okay! okay, what do you need?!"

bsf!dream who gets wayyyy too heated at you during battle box.

"y/n just use the fucking bow!"

"i am you dumb fuck!"

"oh my-"

crush!sapnap who gets annoyed too, but tries to not direct it towards you.

"george if theyre building to middle, block them!"

"y/n is supposed to be covering me!"

"they are, so pull your weight!"

bsf!dream who gets yelled at by his chat for yelling at you.

'say sorry to y/n'

"what? you know what, fuck y/n! ive known them for over 5 years, im not saying sorry!"

"good! i dont want your apology anyway! we are no longer friends!"

"good!"

(literal toddlers lol)

crush!sapnap who says a small 'hi' when he passes by you in sands of time. even if youre in the same call. and have been for 2 1/2 hours.

dteam who just lets you do youre own thing in the last to games of the event (sands of time & tgttos).

"i actually havent hear y/n speak in like five minutes," george said with an impressed smile. "i thought they just left the call for a moment, ha."

"me too for a second-"

"both of you shut the fuck up, im tired and tryna get this over with."

"PFFFT-"

bsf!george who could help but cackle when you yell at him during dodgebolt.

"george if you dont stop talking about the arrow, i will fly to london and shove it so far up your ass-"

crush!sapnap who calls you after both of you end your streams to talk about how you feel after the event.

"how are you doing, you seemed..."

"angry? annoyed?"

"tired..."

crush!sapnap talks with you until either one of you has to hang up. you feel like youre back in highschool talking to your crush for hours on end.

ngl, i dunno how i feel about this one. it might be too much tbh but im tired asf writing this and dont wanna change much. and i got a little carried away having fun writing it....sorry... -Nony

[wishitweresummer]

jealousy, jealousy

Day 4 - Ship Day

Word count: 1453

I can’t believe how well this week is going. Literally, like, my little heart. It’s so full. If you still want to join, don’t hesitate to join late!

Dream smiled and perked up at the sound of George’s giggle shriek from down the hallway. He sat up all the way and grinned when he realized it was getting closer.

“Fuck off!!”, George cried.

“You’re pissing me off, George!”, Sapnap huffed as he half carried half dragged the squirmy boy into Dream’s room.

“What’s going on here?”, Dream asked. Sapnap narrowed his eyes at him. “Um…Sap?”.

“You’re kinda pissing me off, too.”.

Dream bit back a grin, sensing the playfulness radiating from both of them. He scooted back and left plenty of room for Sapnap to toss George on his bed, quickly grabbing an arm and helping him in pinning the boy down. George shrieked in protest, already bubbling with nervous giggles.

“Leave me alone!”. The other two only shushed him.

“The adults are talking. Now, Dre-.”.

“Idiots!”, George interrupted. Dream slapped a hand over his mouth, making his yell of anger muffled.

Sapnap couldn’t help but giggle. It took a few seconds to get back to his fake-seriousness, but he eventually collected himself and explained what the problem was. George literally screamed the entire time.

Basically, it seemed to Sapnap like George was more ticklish when Dream tickled him than when he did. George went bright red when he figured out what was being said.

“I’m pretty good at tickling.”, Dream nodded.

“But, I’m really good too!”.

“My hands are a lot bigger.”, he pointed out. George bucked and muffled another scream into Dream’s hand, starting to panic.

“I wouldn’t say a lot.”, Sapnap huffed, making them both grin. Dream’s hands dwarfed Sapnap.

“I’m also his boyfriend. So, like I know him better.”.

“No you don’t!”, Sapnap gasped. “Why are you so ticklish for your boyfriend, huh?”. George screwed his eyes shut and squirmed wildly, getting nowhere.

“You're both idiots.”, Dream said fondly.

But honestly, the phenomenon had some backing. The first time Sapnap had the thought had been the first time he watched Dream take George down in their living room. He couldn’t remember if it had been George’s first day in the house or second, but he could clearly remember how he had never seen George scream like that. He and George had gotten into some fights in London where he was able to pin him and get him really good…but not like that.

Sapnap wasn’t always trying to completely wreck the other boy, but sometimes he wanted to hear that scream! He could only ever squeeze it out of him with the help of Dream.

Under Dream’s hands, George was feral. There’s no way Dream didn’t know the effect he was having.

“I’m serious! I can prove it!”.

~•~

George squealed when Sapnap grabbed him and roughly pulled him over.

“Don’t do this!”, he cried, drowning in giggles and trying to shove Sapnap away as he straddled him. “No!!”, he screeched.

“I have to show him!”.

“Stop! No!!!”.

Sapnap shook his head and attacked George’s ticklish sides before he could protest further. The boy squealed and burst out laughing. He bucked and squirmed and pried at Sapnap’s hands, but it was too late.

“See! Very ticklish!”, Dream grinned and pointed to the hysterical boy.

“Please!”, George cried.

Sapnap only let the tickling continue for a few more seconds before he lifted himself up and shoved George towards Dream.

“C’mere, tickle boy.”, Dream coo’ed as he dragged George over.

“No!! No!! Please!!”, he begged as he was straddled. “I can’t handle this!!”. Dream and Sapnap both laughed.

“Are you serious?”, Dream shook his head.

George was gasping through flustered giggles and bright red. He could barely look at either of them, covering his face in between sudden panicked bouts of attempted escape. Dream coo’ed at how worked up he was.

Dream’s hands grabbed into George’s sides and he shrieked, twisting into the bed.

“Fuck!!”, George yelled and collapsed into desperate laughter.

“See!”, Sapnap pointed.

“What! He’s laughing because he’s ticklish”.

“He’s screaming!”, Sapnap corrected.

“Well, we kind of got him worked up.”.

“I hate both of you!!!”, George cried through his laughter. He was squirming and kicking wildly, shoving at Dream’s chest and hands.

Dream lifted his hands away and George dropped back against the bed, giggling breathlessly. He wrapped his arms around his sides and squeezed his eyes shut.

Sapnap only gave him a second before shoving his hands underneath him and flipping him like a pancake. George screeched in protest and clawed at the blankets, but Sapnap crawled on top and sat on the back of his thighs anyway.

“Alright, let’s try to be more gentle. We can wait til he calms down.”, Sapnap grinned at Dream. George was beside himself with panicked giggles. “Well…more calm than he is.”.

This whole scenario was pretty much George’s worst nightmare. Both his best friend and boyfriend knew exactly how to tickle him to make him lose his mind. They were also both horribly competitive.

He felt hands shove his shirt up to reveal his back and he snatched a pillow to squeal into.

“No!”, Dream said as he pulled it away. “We have to hear you, silly.”. George would seethe in anger, but his skin was crawling with ticklish anticipation.

Gentle fingers crawled up his back and he let out a long whine at the feeling. Quickly, they lifted away and were replaced with new ones. They danced around his spine and he was helpless to the burst of squeaky giggles that flew from his lips.

“Are you serious?!”.

“What? He’s more ticklish here.”, Dream demonstrated by teasing back down George’s spine to make him twist and break into laughter.

“Stop!”, he cried. They did. Then, they went silent again. George prickled. “You two are so annoying!!!”.

Suddenly, a mouth was attached to his lower back, delivering a brutal raspberry. He wailed at the feeling before breaking into laughter. The vibrations were still shaking across his skin when he felt a mouth that was definitely Dream’s latch onto his side. He screamed in panic.

“Dream, no!!”, he cried. Dream smiled and lifted away, unable to stop his laughter.

“He knows.”.

“Yeah, shut up.”, Sapnap huffed.

Before George could calm down, fingers dug harshly into his rib cage right at the sides of his body. He tensed up and screamed. It was an awful spot, making him jolt against the bed before giving into his frenzied laughter.

As quick as they came, the fingers left him again.

“That was Dream too…”, he giggled out. The two scoffed.

“How did you know that?”, Dream asked.

“I just know. I like, know your hands. And your…mouth. Whatever. Ugh!”, George struggled a little with the flustering admission, also still coming down from the tickle attack.

His little comment sparked an idea in Sapnap. The youngest grinned evilly over at Dream before tapping his chin. Dream smiled in confusion, waiting. Just as George was growing quiet again, Sapnap ducked down and carefully dug his chin into the ticklish muscles of his back. The boy shrieked and collapsed against the mattress. The feeling was a little foreign, startling hysterical laughter from him instantly. His hands scrabbled for purchase in the blankets, but he couldn’t stay still with the torture.

“Please!!”, he screamed. Sapnap sat up, throwing his fists in the air victoriously. There was that scream!!

Dream giggled at George’s reaction, waiting a few beats for him to realize the tickles had stopped.

The second he went limp, Dream dropped down for his own attack. George…went quiet. He let out a stuttering wheeze before his sound cut out completely and he convulsed. It tickled bad.

“You’ve got to be kidding me.”, Sapnap muttered. Dream pulled away when he realized how much his boyfriend was struggling. As soon as the chin left his back, he cried out. Laughter flooded out of him as he tried to hide his face into the bed.

“Dream! Don’t…ever do…that again!!!”, he whined through his uncontrollable giggles.

“You knew?!”, Sapnap yelled. Dream only giggled, pleased with the new discovery.

“This is so crazy. He’s literally more ticklish with you!”.

“It’s fine! Who cares?”.

“I care!! That’s not even fair!”. Sapnap plopped down to lay right next to George, close enough to make the boy erupt into a new round of giggles. At this rate, he would never calm down. “You like when I tickle you, right Georgie?”.

“What! No, you're crazy!”.

“Ugh! But, like it’s good right?”.

“No!! You’re insane!!”, George laughed and shoved Sapnap away roughly. Instantly, they were wrestling on the bed.

Dream only shook his head in amusement.

“At least we all know that I’m the best tickler.”. He dropped his hands down and attacked both of their sides with tickles, grinning at the mix of their screams.

[bee-dot-exe]

Surprise, I told you that I would post it and tag you eventually, @wolfboypunzo, hope this is what you had in mind!

Last Day Of Twitchcon

993 words

Bit of angst, it's a Dream Team but Sapnap focused hurt/comfort, so it has a sweet ending.

The second we were sure the streams had ended, the raids had gone through, and Discord was closed, the three of us headed for a more secluded area of the convention building to relax.

Before Dream and George left for the next panel. Which I wasn't invited to for whatever reason. But it's fine. I was so goddamn tired and didn't feel that great anyway.

None of us completely fell asleep, but we did let our minds and bodies relax for the next hour or so, and then we were backstage. Even though Dream has shown his face for a year now, it was still one of his first major outings, he had a right to be nervous. Of course, George and I took him through a couple grounding techniques and reassured him of his worth and impact.

Then Parker walked out.

Then Bad, Sylvee, Puffy, Dream, George, Sam, Hannah.

Then Bink, Spreen, Gia.

"I want us to take the time for the last little bit of the panel and say one nice thing about everyone else, say your favorite thing about the other people on these couches, end this with some feel good moments."

The longer they spent, the more my stomach felt a little bit like it was putting itself in a knot. It was really nice, and I was happy for everyone, they deserve it, they all deserve everything. I didn't wanna be out there.

By the end, everyone's eyes were a bit shiny, even George's, and everyone was backstage again. The ones who were on the panel stayed for some group pictures and conversed, when Dream walked over to me standing by the wall away from the crowd.

"All good, Sap?"

I nodded and lightly rubbed my eye with the back of my hand.

"Kinda tired. Kinda hungover."

He smiled sympathetically.

"Wanna head back to the hotel?"

I nodded again, so he got George, we said our see you later's, and left.

Almost as soon as we used the keycard to our room, we all made way to our designated sleeping spots.

"Been a long day, long couple days, actually."

I said while trying to sink as far into the bed as it would let me, Dream and George vehemently agreeing, maybe everything would be fine and I could forget what happened.

"You did such a good job out there, by the way. I know it was pretty nerve wracking. But you did it, and that meant a lot to the fans."

Maybe not.

"You did such a good job today, too, I know that's not easy, especially when it comes to like showing emotions, which I didn't expect."

Definitely not.

I listened to them talk about the panel for a few more minutes, before I turned my face into the pillow and exhaled heavily, apparently causing more of a disturbance than I intended, because Dream and George stopped talking.

"Hey, what's going on, does your head hurt that bad, Nick?"

Damn Dream and his big heart.

"It's fine, sorry."

"Don't worry, we can stop, want me to get you some water or something?"

George too? This wasn't fair.

"I said it's fine."

"I mean, clearly not, let me just---"

"My head isn't the problem, okay?"

I didn't mean to say that so loud. Or come off that way. Or say anything at all.

"I'm sorry, I'm just tired."

I put my head back on the pillow and tried to avoid making eye contact.

"Hey Nick?"

Guess not making eye contact wasn't an option.

"That's not all that's going on, is it?"

I shook my head slow enough for them to hopefully not notice, of course I wasn't that lucky, and they both started over the sit on the edge of my bed.

"The panel was really nice."

"Sap?"

"It was really nice and I wasn't there."

"Sap..."

"It was really nice and everyone was being really nice and you guys were saying really nice things about each other."

"Sapnap."

I looked up at that.

"Sapnap, one day I was this random kid playing Minecraft who met this other random kid playing Minecraft and the stars aligned just right or something and this kid said 'type 123 for Skype team' and that led me to one of my best friends.

And then you moved in and met Patches, and you let me do as much as I could without showing my face, which wasn't a lot, and you could've said 'no this is too much' or something, but you didn't, you stayed by my side the whole time through everything no matter what.

You have never not been by my side to encourage me or keep my anxiety at bay or stop putting up with the things I ask of you or put you through and I couldn't be more grateful to have you here."

The tears that had been pricking at the corners of my eyes after I raised my voice earlier were now small trails racing down and over my cheekbones as Dream finished speaking.

"You got on a plane the second you heard that I wasn't feeling the greatest emotionally even though it scares you.

You picked me up from the airport when I got to the US and were the person to greet me and help me start this new life with you and Dream.

You drive me crazy and I drive you crazy and we have fun and laugh and I can count on you for anything."

George. I think he was replaced by a clone or something. Cause he doesn't talk like this. And I was still crying. I didn't know what to say.

"Hey guys?"

"Yes?"

"I wasn't lying when I said I was tired earlier."

"Come here, dumbass."

We all laughed, Dream hugged me and laid us down together, George following behind, so we could take a a nap, and continue to do this crazy journey called life with each other.

[prettytoxicrevolver]

Float | Dream

summary: Dream helps you overcome your fear of water wc: 1.3k dedication: for Kasey, who doesn't know how to swim but I can't wait for the day that I can teach her how

When Dream decided to throw a pool party and invite you, you tried your hardest to come up with any excuse that could get you out of going. It’s not like you didn’t want to hangout with some of your closest friends and Dream, the boy you’ve been crushing on forever but you had a problem. 

You couldn’t swim. 

You weren't embarrassed by it, you knew multiple people older than you that couldn’t swim and never felt the need to learn but the thing was you also had a fear of water. More specifically drowning. 

Again, not something to be ashamed of considering a lot of people are afraid of drowning or open water in general but you couldn’t even save yourself from those things happening. 

So a pool party? Not high on your bucket list. 

Your friends however? Far more determined than that. 

“No,” you respond, crossing your arms over your chest. 

“You literally don’t have a choice,” Karl reminds you, considering he was standing in your room with Sapnap and Tina to back him up. 

“Sap will drag you out of here,” Tina reminds you. 

“That’s kidnapping.” 

“Then I guess we’re kidnapping someone today,” Karl shrugs. 

Before you can respond, Sap steps up to your bed and scoops you up into his arms. You screech at the sudden contact and your friends laugh as Sap marches you out of your room. 

“I don’t even have my stuff!” you yell over his shoulder. 

“Got it!” Tina calls back and you roll your eyes but let Sap carry you towards the car, and eventually towards one of your biggest fears. 

So, even though you were forced to go to the pool party, you didn’t have to swim. You could just chill in a lounge chair and pray that no one wants to play any practical jokes. 

Sure. 

When you get to the party, you’re still pouting about the way your friends kidnapped you but Tina apologizes, reminding you that they only did it because they really want you there. The sentiment is enough to pull you out of your pouty mood but not enough to kill the worry and fear lingering inside. 

“(y/n)!” George yells when you enter the gigantic dream team home. 

You rush into his arms, smiling when he squeezes you tight against him. He looks over your outfit, frowning when he notices your lack of bathing suit. 

“You’re not swimming?” he asks. 

“Uhm,” you trail off. 

“I grabbed her swimsuit,” Tina says holding up the bag of stuff she grabbed from your room as Sap carried you out. 

“Go change,” George orders, pushing you towards the spare bedroom downstairs. 

You take your bag from Tina and head into the room, changing slowly as possible to figure out what you were going to do. You start to give up, deciding that you were either going to drown today or admit your fears to your friends when a knock on the door startles you. 

“(y/n)?” Dream’s voice sounds from the other side of the door and your heart speeds up for a whole new reason. 

“Yeah?”

“Can I come in?” 

“Uh,” you trail off, making sure your bathing suit is tied on tight and you hadn’t forgot to put anything away in your bag. “Yeah sure.” 

When Dream steps in your breath hitches seeing his bare chest and low riding swim shorts he’s dressed in. He turns to fully face you and you offer him an unconvincing smile. 

“What’s wrong?” he asks stepping further into the room. 

“Nothing,” you reply, but Dream knows you far too well and you can’t lie to him. You never would be able to. 

“I don’t know how to swim,” you admit and Dream tilts his head. “I never learned and I’m terrified of drowning and water in general and I havent set foot in a pool since I was a kid and that didn’t end well so,” you trail off, your nervous confession left sitting in the air between the two of you. 

“Do you trust me?” Dream asks and while you’re confused for a moment, you nod instantly. 

“Come on.” 

He holds a hand out to you and you take it as he intertwines your fingers with ease. You follow him as he leads you out of the guest room and towards the backyard and finally the pool. Dream lets go of you, stepping into the pool and when he’s almost fully submerged, he turns towards you. 

“You can do it,” he says, smiling softly at you. 

“Dream,” you warn him, your anxiety spiking just from being mere feet away from the water. 

“You don’t need to be afraid of the water, I promise I’ll keep you afloat.” 

Something about the way he says it, his conviction, the look in his eyes, the trust you have placed in him, the way your pulse jumps when you look at him, has you nodding slowly. 

The next few moments are in extreme slow motion. 

You take the first step into the pool, the water sloshing around your ankles and cooling you off from the hot weather. 

“There you go darling,” Dream encourages. “Keep going.” 

You take the next two steps, the water now hitting your mid thigh and you make the mistake of looking down. Your heart jumps in your throat out of fear and before your breathing can pick up the pace to panic mode, Dream appears right in front of you. 

“Hey,” he calls your attention towards his confident smile and shiny blue eyes. “Look at me. Forget everything else.” 

You nod again trying to convince yourself more than anyone else and slowly take the next step. 

“That’s it baby,” Dream murmurs and you watch as his arms circle around your waist. “Last step.” 

You pick your foot up, reaching out into the empty expanse of water and when Dream’s grip tightens on your waist you feel okay enough to bring your other foot down. The fear still clogs your throat uncomfortably and you try your hardest to push it down as Dream holds you tight in the water. 

“You did it!” He sings out and when you finally look at him again, you can feel the confidence and praise radiating in and around you. 

Dream spends the next few minutes carefully coaxing you deeper into the pool before stopping at a point that your head is still perfectly above water but the rest of you is submerged. 

“Ready to float?” 

“You still got me, right?” you ask, frantic eyes searching his. 

“Always.”

He moves slowly in the water, wrapping one arm around your legs and the other cups your back. He lifts you up until your upper half isnt submerged anymore and your legs dangle in the open water. 

“Okay, can you straighten out for me? Put your arms fully outward.”

You do as he says, stretching your arms out wide and extending your legs to their full length. You feel your body bob half in and half out of the water and the sensation takes a minute to get used to but it’s fun nonetheless. 

“Hey (y/n)?” Dream asks and you turn your head to look at him. His hands have fully let go and he’s stepped back an inch to watch you as you float on your own. 

“I’m doing it!” you cheer excitedly. 

You turn too fast in the water, your body flailing due to the unfamiliar territory and for a second your heart spikes in fear. The moment passes just as soon as it came on, Dream’s arms wrapping around you and pulling you towards the shallow end of the pool. 

“You officially can float on your own,” he tells you when you’re able to stand in the pool again. 

“I think that’s as far as my abilities will be able to go,” you laugh lightly and Dream shakes his head. 

“You can do anything you set your mind to my dear.”

[mushiewrites]

Hi hi hello yes I’d like to share a thought with you

George having an “off day” with his emotions, but being too shy to bring it up to Sapnap and Dream. So he’s basically just moping around the house all day and being super stand-offish when asked about what’s wrong. Eventually the day comes to an end and George is too tired to fight off his roommates concerns—which leads to a whole fest of emotions and reassurances—and after all is said and done, the Dream Team is piled up in Dreams bed (bc I HC that it has to be the comfiest and biggest out of the three).

So now starts operation ‘Cheer Up George, But He’s Tired And Clingy’. Which consists of lots of physical touch, gently spoken words, and a few movies. Lots of gentle traces up and down George’s arms, back rubs that linger on his ribs, kind words whispered a little too close to his ear: Basically enough to put a smile on his face, and maybe get a few giggles, but not too much as to break the calm, healing atmosphere.

When they all wake up the next morning, George is pretty embarrassed about the whole situation, but he finds that it’s much easier to talk about his feelings.

AMITY....

literally i love when the boys are so extremely soft with george to the point he doesnt know what to do except giggle all softly. one time @awkwardtickleetoo + i hc'd george being treated so nice he got all teary eyed 🥺 my lil baby cat <3

but ANYWAY.....yes yes yes yes yES

first things first - george should never have an off day ever!!!! I will fight anything and everything making him have an off day!!!!!!!! he can only have good fun days!!!!!!!!!!!

okay so

sapnap and dream would ask him what he's feeling and if anything is wrong a few times throughout the morning, not really getting an answer just brushing it off as him being tired. eventually they ask more as the day goes on and george, already antsy and agitated, snaps slightly. which...dream and sap have been the targets of george's frustrations before, they all have with each other, but this felt...different? they realize this isn't just something he's grumpy about, he seems to just be completely worn out, physically and mentally. they cant really do much as he storms away to his room

later on in the night, sap and dream are spread out on dreams huge bed, just watching movies and talking to pass the time. they hear a noise from the doorway and there is a very sleepy looking george, having just woken up from a few hours long nap. the two just signal for him to come over, dream gripping him as soon as he can reach and pulling him onto the bed between him and sapnap

they don't ask what was bothering him, they just immediately start showering him with compliments, telling him how pretty he is, how smart he is, how good he was to let his emotions ride out. george is blushing like crazy, and the huge smile on his face only gets bigger when dream and sapnap start tracing their fingers up george's forearm, up to his triceps and back down again. he's squirmy and he lets out these little giggles and huffs of air, trying not to laugh and disturb the peaceful space that they had created

george eventually breaks slightly when they're tracing his back, these high pitched chirpy giggles flowing out of him even as he shoved his face into the pillow under him. sapnap had been tracing the left side of george's back idly, not realizing how his fingers traced over the back of his ribs until george squeaked. sapnap apologized but george could tell he was smiling, knowing that this wasn't going to end any time soon

dream joins in after a few minutes and the two just trace over this incredibly sensitive spot, but incredibly slow and gentle so that it's not as overwhelming. they're both praising him for how good he's being, how he's tough for trying his best to stay still, how adorable his little giggles are when he's trying to hold them in. george thinks he'll never unhide his face again when he feels stubble pressed against his ears, both dream and sapnap now trying to whisper these compliments directly into his ear. his giggles are still soft and light, but he flings his head back and surprised, causing them to all laugh when sapnap and dream bumped heads

after that, they just fall into this huge cuddle pile, dream getting snacks while sapnap has george pick movie after movie, until they all fall asleep. when they wake up the next morning, george is the last one awake, being woken up with the nicest back rub he's ever experienced. when he was awake enough, he turned his face to hide into the pillow again, bc he's blushing an insane amount as the memories of the night before come flooding back

but sapnap and dream are determined, and eventually they coax him out of hiding, giving george the space to talk about everything that was going on. and if he didn't wanna talk about it, sapnap and dream knew what they could do instead 🥺

[fangirlwriting-stories]

One of My Biggest Heroes

Summary: After Christmas Day festivities are done, Candace, Ferb, and Phineas have a talk about personal heroes.

…

Despite the long night they had, Candace, Phineas, and Ferb all got up early for Christmas.  It was tradition, they had to.  Mom made them all eat breakfast before they opened presents, but after that they got the day to enjoy all the gifts they’d gotten.  Candace wore her new earrings from Jeremy and painted her nails with the polish Mom had gotten her, while Phineas and Ferb took their toys outside to bounce around on the snow.  (Candace let them just this once, though it would no doubt end up being bust worthy, knowing the two of them.  It was Christmas, after all.)

Phineas and Ferb came inside after a couple hours, shivering and bright-eyed.  Candace was sipping the hot cocoa Mom had just finished making, and slid Phineas and Ferb’s mugs over to them as they came over the table now snow-covered gear free.

“Thanks Candace,” Phineas said, beaming at her before sliding into a seat at the end of the table and taking a sip.  Ferb gave her an appreciative nod before doing the same, climbing into the seat next to her.

“Boy,” Phineas said, leaning forward on the table as Mom went to put their coats and mittens in the wash.  “Last night was something, huh?”

“You’re telling me,” Candace muttered.  “I would’ve sworn Santa Claus wasn’t actually real, you know.”

“Come on Candace, you should know better than that,” Phineas said, giving her a slightly teasing smile.  “After everything we’ve seen?”

“Yeah, yeah,” Candace said, waving him off.  “Figures you’d ask for something like to be like Santa Claus.”

“He’s a big hero of mine,” Phineas pointed out, taking another drink of cocoa.

“He said,” Candace said with a nod.  “I’ll be honest, I was expecting someone more science-y, or inventor-y.”

“Oh I’ve got those too,” Phineas said, setting his mug down.  “Professor Xavier Onassis, Rosalind Franklin, Isaac Newton—”

“Didn’t you prove him wrong?”

Phineas shrugged.  “He had to give us something to prove wrong first.  I’m not going to look down on someone who revolutionized science in his time.”

“Fair enough,” Candace said.  After a second, she turned to Ferb, suddenly curious.  “What about you, Ferb?  Who’s your biggest hero?”

“Well personally I’m fond of George Shaw,” Ferb said.  “He’s behind the earliest surviving depictions of an animal previously thought to be a hoax.”

“Oh?” Candace asked curiously.

Ferb nodded.  “The platypus,” he said, with a small smile over at Perry, who was still sleeping in the living room.

Candace snorted.  “You sap.”

“Well what about you, Candace?” Phineas asked, leaning over towards her.  “If we’re naming biggest heroes.”

Candace paused, considering.  Once she would have said the Flawless Girl, but that ship had sailed a long time ago.  And she was usually too focused on busting her brothers to really consider the people she looked up to.  Most of her life consisted of them, and Jeremy and Stacy, and…

“Mom,” Candace said hesitantly.

It was Ferb’s turn to snort at her, and Candace may not have been as good at reading him as Phineas was, but she could still tell what that look meant: And you called me a sap.

“What, I mean it!” Candace said.  “She puts up with a lot from us sometimes, but she’s still a really great Mom.  I want to be a Mom like her someday.  Well, with at least one significant difference.”

Phineas laughed, though Candace doubted he knew exactly what she meant.

“Okay, explain though,” she said, using her hot cocoa mug to gesture towards Phineas.  “Santa Claus.  Why him?”

Phineas smiled.  “He’s all about helping people.  He can do amazing things, but he uses all of his skills to make other people happy.”

Candace smiled warmly at Phineas and reached over to ruffle his hair.  “Sounds like someone else I know,” she said.

Phineas smiled back at her.  “Aww, thanks Candace.”

Candace smiled at him for one more second, and then was about to turn and take another drink of hot cocoa, when suddenly Ferb nudged Phineas in the side.

“Yes, alright,” Phineas said, looking at Ferb in slight exasperation.

“What?” Candace asked, a little confused.

“You’re wrong, is what Ferb wants me to tell you,” Phineas said, looking back at her.

Candace blinked.  “Wrong about what?”

“You’re wrong in regards to Santa being my biggest hero,” Phineas said, rubbing the back of his neck.  “He’s really up there, maybe even second place, but well, I mean… you’re my biggest hero, Candace.”

Candace stared at him.  “I… I am?” she asked softly.

Phineas nodded, smiling warmly up at her.  “I wish I could take the world on with as much determination and confidence as you,” he said.  “You do so many cool things, and you’re so insistent on what’s important to you, and you go after what you want no matter how hard it’s going to be.  You’re inspiring, Candace.”

Candace just stared at him, having no clue what to say.  “I… thank you,” she managed eventually.

Phineas just smiled wider at her, then hopped up and moved over towards her, wrapping her in a hug.  “Merry Christmas,” he said.

After another second, Candace smiled and wrapped her arms back around Phineas, then pulled Ferb into the hug too.  “Merry Christmas, guys,” she said softly.  “I’m so glad I get to have you as my little brothers.”

[sixpigeonz]

HEY I THINK A PART OF THE VDAY POST IS MISSING WHERE'D SAPNAP'S HAPPY ENDING GO (/pos that destroyed me)

IM SORRY dream booked a reservation at a restaurant they'd all been talking about going too outside of town but as he greets george at the front door he grows confused when sapnap doesn't come barreling down the stairs to greet him. now that he thinks about it he didn't see sapnap for the day, missing out of the heart shaped pancakes he made that morning an the sleepy cuddles him and george shared that afternoon. if fact he hasn't seen sapnap a lot that week but it was probably long hours of streaming that made him tired

yeah that was it

without much thought dream ran up to sapnaps room, knocking on the door before cracking it open, trying to hide his giddiness at the upcoming date.

"sapnap? ready to go?" he said into the room but with came no response.

"sapnap?" he called again this time pushing the door fully open and walking into his room. it was a mess, and he knew it couldn't be because of naomi and milo since they were off at his parents house.

his bed sheets were scattered across the floor, the lamp on his bedside table layed shattered on the ground and pillows were thrown haphazardly around the room. it didn't take long for dream to finally register the shower coming from sapnaps bathroom, his concern for the mess leaving as he placed where the youngest was.

"I can't believe your still bathing sap-"

But his words stopped in his throat at the sight. Sapnap sat on the floor of the shower, legs curled up against his chest, head burried between his knees as heavy sobs shook his entire body. the sound of the door opening startled him, jumping up so quickly from the ground he slipped and panicked, arm shooting out to hold onto the wrack that held his shampoo, the bottle falling to the floor with. aloud bang.

"Dream?" Sapnaps voice cracked, arms shotting to cover his naked form.

Dream wasted no time in walking into the shower, not caring that his suit was in direct line of the water shooting out against his back, both of his hands cupping sapnap's cheeks

"What's wrong pandas?"

And sapnap breaks, falling into dreams chest, wrapping his arms tightly around his waist as mumbled giberish escaped him mouth. Dream just continued to hold him tighter, rocking them side to side as he buried his face into his shoulder

Suddenly the water stops and george appeared standing outside with a concerned face, wrapping his suit jacket around sapanaps shoulders, kissing his now clothed colarbone

"Let's get you out of here sappy,"

Sapnap let them guide him out of the shower and into some frsh clothes (dreams hoodie and georges sweats) dream and george also get undressed into something more comfotable, forgetting all about their plans as they squish sapnap between then in dreams bed, dreams hand combing through sapnaps hair and georges leg throwing over his hip

"I'm sorry for ruining your day," sapnap managed to mumbled into dreams chest, wipping his eyes and pulling back a bit to shoot them. a forced smile, "You guys can go now ill be fine,"

"Are you kidding sap? We're not leaving you after that." george scroffs, pressing a kiss to the back of his head

"Not until you feel better nick, we're here for you. always okay?"

"But you were thought," sapnap muttered softly, tears prickling at his eyes once more, "Leave i mean,"

"Not without you babe," dream said confused but keeping his voice soft, "never without you,"

"You never asked."

"What do you me-"

"YOU NEVER ASKED!" this time sapnap screamed, a chocked cry following his words, "I'm not suppose to be here youre not suppose to be here," His breath becomes short, "You don't want me here,"

george stayed confused, trying his best to calm sapmap down as it all clicked in dreams head

"We never asked..." he whsipered back, "Sapnap i- I'm so sorry. I didn't mean- I just assumed you knew you'd be our valentine,"

"You didn't ask?" George whisper shouted over sapnap head, hand reaching over to slap dream's arm, "What do you mean you didn't ask?"

"hey it's okay.. i mean I get it," sapnap broke the intense glare between his boyfriends, "I guess I just thought since you did a whole thing for george you would do something for me too? But i mean you've never done anything before so maybe that was dumb of me to freak out about haha,"

"I can't fucking believe this-" george mumbled, turning sapnap around to face him, "we wanted you here the entire time sapnap, always. im sorry this idiot forgot to ask you,"

"George is right i am an idiot. The biggest fucking idiot of course you'd want to be asked. it was dumb of me to think otherwise, i shouldnt of assumed," Dream sighed, squeezing him tightly, "I'm so fucking sorry nick, do you-"

"-want to be my valentine?" George cut him off smugly, taking hold of sapnaps hands.

Sapnap smilled softly, nodding his head.

"HA! I got him first! ya snooze ya loose dingus,"

"WAIT THATS NOT FAIR!"

"IT IS NOW!"

"GUYS!" sapnap giggled, whipping his face, "You both are idiots."

They both softly agreed, cuddling back into his body.

"I'll make it up to you pandas, I promise. I fucking swear it," dream whispered, yawning loadly

"We both will," George said, "Now.. it's time for a nap..."

Sapnap couldn't remember the last time he slept so soundly in the past week, eagerly anticipating what tomorrow would bring him

[lgbtqiadnf]

Me and My Husband <dnf>

HAI!! Hello :) I said I'd post by the end of the month but spring break is here so might as well post yk? BTW this was supposed to be a one shot, but like this is taking too long so here is technically, "The first part," well, its the first 5 pages !! (outta 10 pages + this is a wip) also I'm doing this bc I miss my bf sm XP I get to see him SOON THO! Not like how dteam say soon too!! OKAY KLETS BEING!! <chapter 1>

Sorrow.

Sorrow is how Dream felt, 

Something was missing, no, not Patches, she was tucked in, 

No, it was her uncle, Sapnap, he was on a so-called business trip and wouldn’t be home, 

What was missing?

Dream sat on his empty bed, staring at his unlocked phone as if he was waiting for a notification,

 “Papa?” Patches knocked on Dream's door, “Yes, honey?” Dream turned off his phone, putting all his attention on his daughter, 

“Aren’t you supposed to be asleep?” Dream scooped her up, putting her in his bed, “I miss him,” Patches voice was squeaky, “I miss George too, he’ll be back, he just went to his old home for a couple weeks,” Dream brushed his hand through her hair,

“I want da home,” She was sobbing, lightly, “He’ll be home, I promise,” Dream tried to calm her down, “What if he likes his old home more and doesn't want to come back,” Dream was a bit taken back by her overthinking, “He wouldn’t stay there, he loves you too much,” Dream smiled, hugging Patches, 

“Does he love you?” Dream was reminded of the many times he begged George to tell him, ‘I love you,’ “I would guess, I’m your dad, he’s also your dad, and like,” Dream blushed, “Do you love him?” “Yes, of course!” Dream giggled, 

“I love da too, I love you too!” Patches smiled, showing off her imperfect teeth, “Do you wanna try and call him?” Dream suggested even though there was a high chance George was busy, “YES!” Patches shot up from Dream's bed, “I text him first, then we’ll see if we can call him,” Dream smiled and got on his phone,

He texted George, “Why does da’s name have a heart and flower emoji next to it?” Dream put those there as a joke, “Because,” “You and da are married, right? Like Lucy's parents?” Dream and George weren’t married, they weren’t even dating, they just shared custody of Patches, “Uhm, yeah, me and George are married!” Dream joked to make Patches feel better.

After a couple minutes, Dream got a reply to his, ‘Hi, patchy misses you,’ “he said…’Hey, I miss her too, tell her I said that,’” Dream read out to Patches, “Can I have your phone?” Patches put out her hand, “sure,” Dream handed her his phone, 

A couple seconds later, he got his phone back,

‘DA!!!!!!!!! I miss u so muxh!!!!!!! Whn r u comig home????????? Pa misss u lots to! :( he told me u 2 r married!!!! Why did u not tell me:(‘

“Honey, what?” Dream narrowed his eyebrows, “hm?” Patches tired eyes made her more guilty,

“I was— honey, me and George aren’t like Lucy's parents,” Dream didn't want to ruin her mood, “well yeah, you and da don’t act married in front of people, oh my god! Is that you and da married a secret!” “Yes, even from George, it's a secret,” That confused Patches, “Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to tell him,” Patches hugged Dream, “Its okay, just don’t go off telling Geo—“ a notification came from Dreams phone, 

‘PATCHY!!!! Hi, patchy:) I missed you too :( I promise I’ll call when I’m no longer busy !! Tell your father I miss him, but not as much as I miss you!! And sorry for not telling you about me and your father :( We just didn’t understand our feelings at first? Yes, me and your father are in fact married!!! Tell your friend Lucy she can come to our wedding!!!!’ 

“You and da are married! Oh my gosh! Yay!” Patches giggled, but all Dream could do was blush, “Yeah, honey! Now, why don’t you go to bed, its late, you don't wanna miss uncle Saps arrival, do you now?,” Dream tucked Patches into his bed and planted a kiss on her forehead, she shook her head, “Okay, goodnight, love you,” Patches smiled, waving, “Night, love you too,” Dream waved back and left his room.

Dream stared at the stupid text message George sent for Patches, ‘Hi, it's your “husband” why tf would you lie to patches about us being married?’ 

‘I’m not lying?’ Georges boldness was thick

‘Yes you are? Wdym?’ Georges cocky behaviour made Dream feel less sorrowful, 

‘Don’t be idiotic, Clay, you know exactly what I mean,’ 

‘Idiotic? What the fuck? George this isn't something we should joke ab with our daughter, daughter, George, not some random person online,’

‘Clay? Is that you? Or some random person?’ 

‘It's me, are you even George? Or are you some random idiot,’

‘Nope, still George, your fiancé :)’ 

‘Okay, George, stop, we can’t lie to Patches!’ 

‘Stop telling me I’m lying, I'm not lying, you’re just forgetting!’

‘George, there's nothing going on between us, were just friends’

‘Friends? Funny, you’re so funny, are you sure you don’t remember? When you first adopted patches, and told me I had the opportunity to share custody? You don’t remember what you said?’

‘I just said, you and I could share custody of her, nothing else’

‘Yeah, that's it, sure, I remember something you said but ig you forgot :(‘

‘What did I say?’ 

‘Smth like “omg George I can't live without you, I need you so bad, please bare my child with me and be my fiancé!!!!!” I think that's what you said, always could be wrong tho 💀💀💀💀’ 

‘WHAT’ 

‘Do I need to provide the video you sent?’ 

‘Yes!!!’

George sent him a video of Dream, seeming not sober, George had screen recorded their facetime call, “George, please, marry me, I need you so bad, I can’t live without you, I seriously can’t, it hurts to not see you every day, please George, come to the US and come to me and your new daughter,” Dream slurred, on the edge of tears, 

“My new daughter? Marry you?” George's tone was so sarcastic it wasn't funny anymore, “Yes, marry me, we could be a family, us as the dads of Patches,” George could hear Dream smile through the phone, “Patches is my new daughter?” “Yes, our daughter,” “Okay, I’m down to get married but like are there any benefits?” “Free editing, for like, a kiss or something?” “Anything else?” “There's more, I’m too tired to tell you,” Dream on cue, yawned and rubbed his eyes, 

“Okay, tell me them later, go to sleep, bye goodnight, ’babe’” George laughed at the little bit he did, “Why are you being such an idiot?” Dream laughed at Georges laugh, “I’m not, your the idiot for marrying me,” George rolled his eyes, “go to bed, Dream, I’m literally hanging up if you don’t,” “Don’t leave me,” “I’m hanging up, bye,” “No you are—“ The screen recording ended, leaving Dream was left starstruck, 

‘Got the evidence you need?’ Dream could just imagine the stupid grin George was wearing, 

‘I was obviously drunk, George,’ 

‘Drunk or not, you proposed, I said yes (kinda) and we are now I guess ‘legally’ fiancé,’ 

‘No, if this is true, then I’m breaking up with you, I’m not getting married to you,’ 

‘Okay...you’re telling Patches, I won't be home for weeks and I don’t wanna ruin my coming home day by telling her we aren’t married,’

‘I don’t wanna make her feel bad!!’ 

‘No, its fine, just ruin her mood, it’s cool :)’ Georges text made Dream scoff, 

‘I can't do that!’ 

‘Well, we either get married (we would fake it or whatever if you don’t wanna actually make a commitment or like you can marry someone else and they’ll be my replacement, Patches will have a mom!!! Omg!!!! Or another dad, whatever you want ofc) or we break up and she is heartbroken! Choice is yours :D’

‘George you’re insane! Clinically insane, I’m going to need like a day, no 2 days to think ab this!’ Dream groaned, he didn’t want to make her feel bad but a fake marriage? Was George mental? Fake marriage was the first thing he could really think of? 

‘I gave you 2 options, take as long as you will, you will have to make a decision,’ 

‘Fuck you,’ Dream turned off his phone, he no longer felt sorrow.

Guilt? No, no that isn't it, it was a nicer emotion,

Happy? Not quite, what was it?

Dream felt an emotion he never seemed to feel, it felt nice, really nice.

The next morning, Dream had ‘slept’ on the couch, in reality, all he did was sulk and miss George,

 “WAKE UP!” A loud scream entered his ear, “Quackcity is here! Pa! Quackcity!” Patches held Quackity’s hand, she was wearing a dark purple shirt with a minion on it, George got it for her, and light purple leggings, “oh my god, look, my name isn’t ‘Quackcity’ its fucking—“ “OH MY GOD! HE SWORE!” Patches pointed at quackity, “This fucking kid,” he whispered so only him and dream could hear,

“Why did you let uncle Quackity in?” Dream asked, tiredly, “He let himself in,” Patches smiled, “Yeah, and I picked out her fit! Rate it," "7,” Dream couldn't help remember George with her shirt, it looked like the one George had, “7? Only? Patches, teach this guy a lesson," "Okay, when you mix blue with red, it makes purple, when you mix yellow with blue it makes green!” Patches joyfully talked about this new concept of colours, 

“Don’t tell George, he’ll get scared,” Dream joked about Georges colour blindness, “Does Da not like colours?” “How can he like them if he can't see them?” Dream tried to explain, “Why can’t he see colours?” Patches voice had a hint of sadness, “He got into a freak accident and then one day he woke up and couldn’t see colour,” Quackity joked, “No no, Uncle Quackity is lying, he just was born that way!” “Just like how I was born with white spots?!” 

Patches pointed at her multi-coloured skin, the contrast of dark brown and white made her look very unique and special, “Yes, just like you and your white spots, and your white heart too!” Patches had a small white spot, which looked like a heart on her forehead, it was her favourite one, “Does Da have hearts in his eyes?” Dream laughed, it would make George look like a cartoon if he had hearts in his eyes, “He does, but you can only see the hearts when he looks at Dream,” Quackity nudges Dream's shoulder, “Isn’t that right, Dream?” 

Dream cleared his throat, “Hm, I don't know?” Quackity laughed, “Yeah, yeah, he doesn't know!” Patches looked confused like she didn't get a joke that they both got, “When is Da coming home?” She asked to switch up the conversation, “In like 3 or 4 weeks,” “That's too long! Can’t he just come home early,” Patches groaned, throwing herself on the couch, “No, it’ll be like he was never gone!” Dream enlightenment made Patches sad, “No, I do notice he’s gone,” 

“George's existence is too hard to forget, without him around, you really notice how much quieter and nicer it is!” Quackity smiled as if he was given a Nobel prize, “Ignore him! He’ll be back and he’ll bring you something as well!” Dream got up and took Patches outside, Quackity followed behind, “A gift?” Patches joyfully spoke, “Yes, a gift!” Dream brought her to the front lawn, “Now why don't you and Quackity play out here, Uncle Sap is coming back today!” Patches lit up, at her favourite uncle was coming back, “SAP! Oh my gosh! Can I wait outside until he comes?” Patches sat down on the green grass, Quackity joining her, 

“He’ll come later in the evening, so I don’t know if you want to stay out fo—“ “NO! I wanna stay!” Patches jumped up, cutting Dream off, “Okay have fun,” Dream smiled, and went back inside.

Dream couldn't get that stupid question that George asked out of his head, Fake marriage? Act like George’s husband just to make our daughter happy? Dream got flustered at the thought of what George and he would do if they were acting, hold hands? Sleep in the same bed?...kiss?! Oh my god, All these thoughts made Dream want to scream, 

Dream opened up his phone and messaged George, 

‘Are you busy?’ 

A reply came back, instantly,

‘No, why, does Patchy wanna talk!!!???’

‘No, I wanna talk,’

‘Oh, well, then I’m busy,’

‘No, you aren’t, idiot,’

‘Got busy, sry’

‘Its ab the fake marriage thing,’ 

‘Make your mind up?’

‘Yea,' Dream hadn’t made his mind up, he just wanted George's attention,

‘Oh, okay, so like, what do you wanna do?’ 

‘We should get married,’ Dream regretted every second of that message, from typing it out to full-blown sending it, 

‘Married? Fr?’ 

‘Yes, fr, I wanna get married to you:)’ 

‘Fake marriage, right?’ Dream could hear George's shaky voice saying that message,

‘It could be real if you want it to be,’ Dream wrote slyly,

‘No, no, fake is fine, plus like if we got married and you wanted to marry someone else, we would have to go through the whole divorce process, I'm too lazy for that,’ 

‘Why is it always me who wants to get married? Do you not wanna marry someone in the future?’

‘Idk, I don't meet anyone so like me dating someone is highly unlikely too,’ Dream laughed, 

‘But why am I the one getting married?’

‘Idk, I'm just saying it,’ 

‘Oh mhm, so like...wanna get fake married?’

‘Yeah, sure,’ 

This felt like some twisted dream Dream was having, it was he was going to wake up right as George came back and they did the full song and dance, he didn't want it to be a dream, he wanted to wake up and George was still his husband, even if it was fake,

HI! Its me again, Clay/Cat boy, WE"VE COME TO AN END </3 not the story but the chapter XP <3 Hope you enjoyed (FEEDBACK VERY APPRECIATED) BYE NOW <3

[therealnoodleman]

December 4

It snowed today. I’ve never actually seen snow before. I don’t know if I like it. Sapnap hates it. Too cold for his tastes. George and Quackity seem to like it? I don’t know. They dragged me and Sap out to screw around in the snow until George dropped an armful of snow on Q’s head and sent him into like shock or something. He quacked his way into a coma XD

I think I like it. Mexican L’Manberg is pretty high up, so it’s gonna snow a lot up there, I think. It’s pretty. I like pretty things. Sapnap with snow on his eyelashes is pretty. Quackity smiling like that is pretty. I’m pretty. We’re meant to be!

Oh, and George is there, too, I guess.

[kumezyzo]

i loooove that he takes photos/videos of reader 🥵 so bf !sapnap coded i just know he does that 24/7 and when he’s away for work or something he constantly looks at them

🐬

no i do too 😭😭 also, dream takes more pictures and george takes more videos of you. just in general, not even only during spicy time™️

and say if reader didnt go to spain or england with sap, he does use those videos to hold him over. and he texts you a lot. maybe not face timing you so often, but definitely always updating you on things in real time.

george facetimes you at the end of the day. he complains about how sapnap bothered him and just tell you how his day went. he just wants to see you smiling as he goes to sleep.

dream calls you cause he still kinda feels weird facetiming. and hes so enthusiastic that he ends up kinda tiring himself out before he can ask you about your day.

i got carried away.... oops 😭 anyyywayyyy

[sappynapper]

How they act when you’re mad at them (but it’s not that srs) hcs

CW: This is fluffy dw, fem!reader, minor disagreements, a lil anxiety?

(I’m thinking they just said something earlier in the day that made you feel bad but they didn’t know and it’s not that deep so you’re not mad, just a lil :/ for a bit you know?)

Dream

you’re being quiet and a lil stiff with him when he tries to be affectionate

immediate ‘ :( ???’ reaction

starts acting like a baby

(he should be embarressed)

if George or Sap witness this he will get a lil embarrassed but not til afterwards and he’d fs do it again so

he’s like “snuggle with me >:( “

you just sort of shrug and keep scrolling on your phone

he’s all “nooo :((( what did I do?? y/nnnn :(( “

whiny

“tell me, tell me, tell me. I’m sorry, babyy, please”

he’s on his knees

kneels next to the couch trying to push his face in your line of sight with a big pout

it’s kinda funny and you can’t help but smile which has him grinning

keeps joking around but inside he’s dizzy with relief

“you loovvveee meeee”

“ugh fine i love you shut up already”

:))))

lies down on top of you like those ten minutes without cuddles have him touch starved

Sapnap

you shut him down when he comes to your room and tries to talk to you, continuing to focus on the work on your screen

he freezes where he’s standing

like he’s waiting for you to do something else bc he doesn’t know how to react

when you keep ignoring him he just sort of walks away

leaves you alone for a few hours hoping you’ll stop being mad at him on your own

meanwhile he’s just sat in his room silently freaking out

he walks halfway to dream’s room before deciding he’s too embarrassed to ask for help and goes back to his room

googles “how to make girlfriend not mad at me anymore”

doesn’t feel better

bumps into you in the kitchen later and almost collapses when you give him a small smile

wraps you in his arms and buries his face in your neck

very muffled “i love you”s and lots of kisses

George

like sap he backs off when you start being cold with him

except george can’t just leave you alone

he’ll walk into his room, sit down on the bed, ... thinking... , he frowns, gets up again and goes back to you

he stares at you from a safe distance, keeps getting ignored ofc (good to be sure though), walks away again, gets some water from the fridge, walks back to you, and so on

eventually you break

“george, can you just sit down you’re making me anxious”

“why are you annoyed with me?”

“jesus it doesn’t even matter just” you sigh and thrust out your arms for a hug and he happily scuttles over for make up cuddles

ignores you muttering something about being irritated into surrender and gets comfy

“you’re lucky you’re cute”

:]

[asafeplacetostay]

THEY LET YOU DRESS THEM

pairing: cc!karl jacobs, cc!georgenotfound, cc!sapnap, cc!punz, cc!wilbur soot x gn!reader

summary: You're a fashion student and after some begging (or none at all) your partner let's you dress them up for the day

a/n: I took all of the pics from pinterest, so creds to the owner of them!

also I feel like i kinda held back and based the outfits on their online personalities and what sillouete they usually wear, let me know if u want another one of these but with outfits I THINK will look great on them

KARL JACOBS

-he has a pretty open mind about fashion

-he's up for almost anything

-I feel like HE would ask u if u could dress him/ when you asked if he wanted you to dress him up he got so excited

-his outfits irl are so cute too I love him

- white looks so good on him, and a lot of rings to finish the look (without the orange glasses)

-you do some soft black eyeliner too

GEORGENOTFOUND

-ah george

-he's pretty basic ngl (eventhough he looks great in gray sweatpants)

-It took a lot of begging for him to let you dress him

-giving you that look everytime you show him something too revealing

-almost threw a pillow at you when you got out a mesh turtleneck

-"I'm not wearing that- no- no stoppp~"

-finally agrees on something pretty modest but still cute

-looks so hot what-

-something along the lines of the fits under this

SAPNAP

-I feel like Sap would at first be really excited

-like "I have a partner that dresses me up and you don't"

-the second you brought out a cute harness he almost fainted

-"I-i can't wear that, babe"

-after a lot of planning time, you got him the perfect outfit

-it goes really well with his overall style (he demanded for a baseball cap) but a bit more colourful and fun

-yes, the necklaces are part of it

PUNZ

-he said yes straight away

-whatever made you happy

-he loves seeing your excited smile while you pull out items

-still has boundaries obvs but is pretty open obout the whole style experimentation

-he can't stop talking about how hot he looks

-pants a bit more baggy than the pics

WILBUR SOOT

-I want to dress this man so badly

-like all this ideas flowing in my brain AAA

-I think he would look good in anything

-and he would dress in anything you want

-is the most open minded about it

-smiles at you while you ramble and try to match items into a cute outfit

-something like that, with pointy boots for sure (brown ones)

[celestialking]

Lemondrop

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Pairing: cc!Karl x amab!reader

Warnings: amab, orgasm denial/control, answering call during, dacryphilia, hatefucking but also not?, tell me if i missed something,

A/N: this ones a bit long lmao, also unedited :D

You should have known something wouldn't go your way today. And your thoughts were only confirmed by Dream's next sentence. "You did what?" You asked shocked. Dream looked at you then Sapnap. "Well you and Karl were sorta the last ones to answer so it made sense," 

He seemed startled by your reaction. "I can- I can ask Punz if he wants to switch," 

You sighed, pinching the bridge of your nose. "No no, it's alright, sorry I didn't sleep much last night," 

"You went to bed at 8," 

"Head hurts then, anyways it's fine. I don't mind sharing a room with Karl," 

Speak of the devil and he shall appear. "Hey!" a bubbly voice giggled behind you. A tall blur of a brunette rocketed past you and into the arms of Sapnap. 

"Karl, I didn't even see you walk in," Sap grinned, hugging him back. The brunette wiggled out of the hug and into Dreams'. 

"Hey Karl," Dream hummed. "We were just talking about rooms," 

Karl pulled back glancing at Sapnap. His mouth opened eagerly to chirp about staying in a room with Sapnap. "You'll be sharing with them," 

You watched Karl's body tense up, one of his fingers twitching subtly. "What?" Miraculously the smile on his face stayed. "That's great news," he added quickly. "Can't wait to stay with one of my favorite pals," Karl giggled, throwing himself on you. It was always like this; pretending to be civil in the rest of your friends' presence. You knew it would dissolve when you got there, however. 

Punz and George were already on their way to the hotel to make sure all the rooms were available and claimed as Sapnap had said he did on the website. The drive was long and equally frustrating with Karl throwing looks your way but in just a few seconds you'd be at your destination so it didn't even matter. 

Just as the rest of you pulled into the parking lot of the hotel, Punz called. "Just our luck we got the last 3 available rooms. Tell Sapnap he's no longer in charge of booking things,"

Before anyone else got a word in Sapnap hung up on him. "Not my fault I forgot til last minute," he grumbled. As soon as the car was parked you flew out of the vehicle and grabbed your bags. 

You were the first to the rooms and hopefully, Karl wouldn't be following you. The brunette had mentioned briefly on the way in the car he'd try to convince one of the others to share with you and switch spots with him. But honestly, you weren't sure that would be the case. Dream and George were sharing. Then Punz and Sapnap. 

You were crossing your fingers that whatever ethereal being that was in charge of your fate would grant you mercy this one time. A knock on the door made you glance up from putting your clothes into the closet. The knock was a bit too light to be Punz or Sapnap. Maybe it was George? Opening the door you were greeted with a fluffy brunette, just- not the one you were expecting. You froze internally cursing. Of fucking course. 

"Well? Are you going to move?" Karl muttered. It seemed the bubbly personality dropped when you were alone. You shifted to the side letting Karl into the room. Silently he claimed the dresser shoving his clothes nice and neatly into the drawers, a difficult task to do when pissed, before moving over to hang his shirts up. 

"So no one wanted to switch?" 

A puff of air escaped Karl's lips. "Well, Sapnap said he'd gladly switch but I wanted to share a room with him, Punz is lazy, Dream ignored me, I tried to convince George," he briefly paused. "But then Dream whined," 

You just nodded slightly. You would go ask them to switch with you, but honestly you'd rather stay and figure out what problem Karl seems to have with you. Problem number one, however, was figuring out how to survive the night. This would be Sapnap's second mistake; one bed. 

You both stared at the mattress. It was pretty apparent you'd have to share. You glanced at Karl who didn't seem to be bothered. Honestly now you kinda felt like maybe you had been imagining Karl's hate towards you. Maybe he really was just genuinely upset about not being able to share with Sapnap. You couldn't excuse the other behavior- but possibly he didn't mean offense. 

Pushing those thoughts to the side you realized it was already pretty late and you just wanted to sleep. The day was long full of car rides, Sapnap singing loudly in your ear and Karl blasting loud music through the speakers. Sleep sounded great. You changed into your sleep clothes ignoring Karl's glances for the most part. 

"What?" You finally sighed as you climbed into the bed. You didn't think you could deal with more of him today. 

"Aren't you coming to eat dinner?" 

"Just go without me," Karl hesitated at the door but left you alone to your blissful sleep. You don't even know when Karl got back. All you know is that at some point you woke up to flip over, your legs bumping into something. 

"Stop moving," Karl mumbled sleepily. You ignored him though, continuing to shift around to get comfortable. "I mean it, you're going to cause a problem," you paused for a moment. He couldn't possibly mean? Nah. You wouldn't complain if he did mean it that way but there was no way. Karl couldn't deal with you irritating him a bit more, it's just payback from the car ride. 

You moved more. Hands shot out grabbing your hips with an iron grasp. You whined trying to squirm away. Karl didn't look like it but he had a harsh grip. "I said stay still," You flushed feeling the so-called problem press against you. Karl's hot breath hit the back of your neck. 

You had always kind of liked Karl even though he'd act like a jerk to you sometimes. So if this was him offering a chance even for just one night you'd gladly take it. 

He seemed to be waiting. Playing into the situation you pressed yourself back to him. Karl threw the blanket off of the both of you turning you onto your back so he could be above you. Being ready for bed thankfully had already gotten rid of most of your clothes. You could see a way out, Karl seemed hesitant at first, waiting to see if maybe you'd changed your mind since the signal he gave forty-five seconds ago. You hadn't. 

You cleared your throat lightly before muttering. "Are you going to stare at me or do something idiot?" 

A grin spread across his lips. His hands wrapped around your wrists keeping them against the mattress below you. Lips found their way to your neck while he found his place between your legs. You shivered at the feeling of his tongue gliding across your skin, then came the feeling of teeth lightly biting. He was playing with you, teasing. 

You whined feeling him finally suck a mark onto your throat, then another, and another, all with respectful pauses between. He was taking his time and enjoying it as well. His hips slowly rolled down against you, grinded softly. 

You thought you might cry if he didn't hurry up. You grinded up against him, wrists pulling to be free. "Hurry up," you pouted. 

Karl pulled back to admire the few expertly left marks. "Hm? What's that? If you want something you'll have to ask a little louder," he was being cheeky. He knew what you wanted and you knew he did. You narrowed your eyes and Karl. "Cmon beg angel," 

Oh? He wanted a beg huh? 

"Fuck you," 

Karl couldn't help but coo "Aw, you're still mad at me?" His hand ghosted over your clothed cock making your hips buck. Karl giggled, making you spit more words. 

"I hate you," you snapped half-heartedly. 

Karl just giggled. "Is that why you're begging for me to touch you right now baby boy?" You flushed, turning your head to the side. Karl tutted softly, bringing your face back to him. "C'mon tell me some more, what do you want me to do exactly," but you couldn't. 

You felt him slowly pull your sleep pants down, waiting for a response. But every filthy thing you wanted to say got stuck in the back of your throat, twisting your tongue into a ferocious tie. 

Karl just grinned as if he knew this would happen. "Don't worry angel. I think I can guess," then he reached for your boxers, fingers curling around the band. This time you moved however grasping the fabric from moving. 

"I-" You both stared at one another. Karl wouldn't hurt you, not like this. You could trust him. "I want you to fuck me. Hard," 

Your grip loosened allowing him to drag down your boxers. Karl could tell that was the most graphic and closest thing to an answer he would probably get. Oh well. He'd work on it. 

"There we go," he cooed. "That wasn't so hard. Now keep your hands to yourself," he gently pinned your wrists by your head once more for a few seconds before going back to removing your clothes. His clothes followed not too much longer after that. Karl leaned slightly off the bed grasping one of his bags. From one of the zippers, he produced a thing of lube. 

"You brought that with?" 

Karl's cheeks flushed lightly. "I accidentally left it in here from my last trip," 

You hummed in a teasing manner. 

Karl brushed it off instead coating a few of his fingers. Slowly his fingers pushed in making you whine. He seemed as though he wanted to say something but through the push and pull of his fingers curling and stretching you open you couldn't bring yourself to ask. The gentle stimulation brought small whines and soft moans from your lips. 

The brunette had been just staring at your face, memorizing every detail that he could. He couldn't wait to watch you fall apart in front of his eyes. Karl watched your face scrunch slightly as he added another finger and tripled in speed. Your breaths turned harsher, the occasion pant slipping through, it felt amazing, but you needed more. You squirmed beneath him, rolling your hips down to meet his fingers. 

Karl laughed softly before making eye contact. "You know angel, you have to ask for what you want," 

"Fuck me," 

"Nicely baby, ask nicely," 

You felt a snappy response begging to tear free of your throat but you pushed it aside in order to whine "Please?" No way Karl could resist a pout. "Please fuck me now?" 

Watching his expression crumble you internally celebrated. Even more so when his fingers were removed. Silently Karl slicked up his cock before beginning to press in. Now it was your turn to hear pretty noises. Karl groaned, feeling you wrap around him so tightly. The hand that wasn't holding steady on your hip grasped your cock, he stroked as he continued to bottom out. 

"Fuck," he breathed. 

Your head was dizzy between the two different stimulations. His cock nestled deep pressing against every nerve as it filled you more, and the hand around your dick roughly jerking. Karl's hips were now slotted against yours. You had almost forgotten to breathe as he had entered. 

"Remember what you asked for," Karl sang warningly as his hand removed from your twitching cock. His hold adjusted on your hips.

What did you ask for? Oh yeah. Hard. 

Karl pulled out then slammed back in enjoying the loud startled moan that was yanked from you. It was too late for you. The pace Karl had chosen already turned your brain to mush; mindless babbles and whines as you grasped his forearms desperately. The only thing in your thoughts was how deliciously he filled you up. Lost in your own thoughts you hadn't heard Karl's mutters. Blissful mumbles of how you felt and the filthy things he wanted to do. 

Your hands were ripped off of his arms, Karl slamming them back to the mattress below. He leaned over your body, cornering you in further. Somehow his thrusts were deeper from this slight change in position. "You're not very good at listening, are you?" 

The way he talked was very different than you were used to. It was a bit harsh with a mix of condescending and sadism. The giggle that was so familiar was now being used to laugh at you instead of with you. The amusement and power trip Karl was getting from being above you was monumental. It was a power high like no other. Not meaning to add more to that flame you squirmed around begging to cum. 

"Already?" Karl teased, his lips dragging from your cheek to your collarbone. "Hm, I don't think so," the pitiful whine that filled his ears spurred Karl on. The thrusts turned harsher making small moans almost screams in his ear. 

The brunette's face, buried in your neck. You could feel his hot pants against your skin, lips occasionally pressing against a mark previously left. Just as that sweet orgasm began bubbling over Karl pulled back slightly, his dark eyes watching your every movement. Just as you were about to cum he stopped moving. You sobbed at the feeling of your finish fading away, clenching around his dick tightly. 

He caught the way you attempted to push your hips down to take what you wanted with a small grin. "I said no angel, you'll take what I give you and nothing more," he said sweetly. 

Karl rocked into you watching your cock bounce lightly. The tip was angry with his refusal, precum dripping down the side. Karl quickly thumbed over it ignoring your sensitive hiss. "You're making a bit of a mess," Karl whispered amused. "You'll get to cum soon," he added, seeing your expression.

Once he was sure, Karl sped back up. You were sure the sound of the two of you smacking and your combined noises were not subtle to anyone he might be rooming next door but you couldn't bring yourself to care. 

You were already painfully close once more, dick twitching as your body burned fire hot. The intensity of your soon-to-be orgasm was already crackling in your veins, burning its way through your spine. 

"You want to cum angel?" Karl asked sweetly. 

You nodded desperately, it seemed like tears of frustration were ever so close to falling. 

"Okay," he nodded. "You can cum, after just one more," then his hips stopped once more. 

You hiccuped grasping onto him once more, you were so close again. Karl rocked against you as your orgasm was denied for the second time. "I'll make you feel so good baby just you wait," he promised feverishly pressing kissed against your throat. 

Tears filled your eyes as he pistoned into you. The pleasure that was building up once more was almost overwhelming. You didn't even notice the few tears stream down your cheeks, too distracted by the need to cum. 

Karl slowed his thrusts down. "I've always wanted to see you cry under me," his fingers wiped away a few while continuing to turn you into putty. You would have responded but the pleasure had fogged your brain making it impossible to speak with your heavy tongue. 

You felt weightless yet heavy at the same time. A blissful mix of fuzzy and warm. Karl's lips were moving, saying something else, but you weren't quite sure what it was. His thrusts slowed down even more, to a gentle grind and occasional sharp jolts. Karl's hand going over your mouth brought you back to your senses a bit. His phone was in his hand, Karl grinning down at you. 

"We're fine Sap I don't know why you'd be worried. I- oh, okay. Yeah, here-" Karl put the phone on speaker. "Angel, why don't you talk to him?" 

Sapnap said something garbled on the other line that you just hummed to. 

His tone turned a little more confused and questioning so you must have answered wrong. 

"M just tired Sap long day, eat lots of breakfast tomorrow promise, night," you pawed the phone away from you, Karl grinning like a mad man. You wanted him gone so you could finally reach that peak. He put the phone back to his ear, answering with short remarks. 

"Oh yeah, don't worry Sap, I'll take good care of him," he tossed the phone to the side. 

Then Karl's hands were back on your hips, slamming into you. You cried out, as his cock seemed to reach deeper than before. "I think we were being a little too loud angel, that and your missing dinner appearance," your cock bounced with every thrust of his. 

Karl let out a whine that had your stomach twisting. Warmth erupted as he filled you with his cum. You weren't far behind him thanks to his continuous denial of your orgasms. His hand wrapped around your cock roughly jerking you off as he slowly thrust. Sinful noises fell from your lips as you attempted to squirm away from him, still trying to stay quiet. 

"Go on baby boy," Karl muttered softly. You trembled and shook in his hands. Finally, cum dribbled onto his hand. "Good boy," Karl's lips pressed against your throat, continuing to stroke you and thrust through your orgasm. 

Only once did you begin to whine of overstimulation did he stop. You laid dazed in the bed while Karl got a warm washcloth to help clean you up and redress the boxers. 

"After our trip, you should come back with me to my house," you raised an eyebrow as he climbed back into the bed with you. Karl pulled you up to his chest, yanking the blanket over the two of you. "I've got plenty of toys I could try with you, and you could be as loud as you like," 

You smacked his arm lightly. "Say something less horny," 

"Okay, I don't hate you. You're just oblivious and it was the classic 'guy is mean to their crush'," 

"..." 

"Angel?" 

"I don't hate you too," 

"That's- that's it?" 

"Let me ride you next time and maybe I'll throw a little bit of the L word in there too," 

"Love?" 

"Like," 

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[mushiewrites]

I feel like people moved past Sapnap teaching George how to tickle Dream too fast. Like I had this image of George sitting on Dream’s knees, Sapnap sat above his head, holding his hands against the mattress. Verbally guiding his hands to that meet point of thigh and hip and going "right there, yeah, press down" and Dream just absolutely loosing it. Thrashing around, attempting to turn around, pulling at his hands. He pleads for George to get off his knees so he can kick, he even attempts to bite Sapnap’s hand which earns both his hands in one and a now free hand terrorizing his belly and ribs

okay okay okay……………..I have a lot to say about this but you’re absolutely right. we DID move past sap showing george exactly how to take dream apart

so i think that sap and george are the type to gossip to each other about dream. they share little secret things about him that the other doesn’t know - normally ways to take dream down, since he’s so much bigger and stronger than them (sap might be stronger actually but he’s so smol dream can usually take him). but i think while george was in england, sapnap was finding out how tklish dream was when they moved in together. and whenever he found a new discovery, he’d go right to george, allowing them to keep a list of spots that sap found. of course there were some secret spots that sap wanted to show him in person (the hip/thigh spot, his bellybutton, his lower back). so when george is finally with the two, and they find themselves with dream in a compromising situation (george and sapnap conveniently tackling him to the floor), it’s finally time for george to test out his knowledge with sapnap’s help (:

so dream finds himself on his back, not realizing what was going on until george throws a leg over his hips and straddles him, his legs tightly pressed against dreams to make sure he’s secure. then while he’s distracted by george, that’s when sap would take his wrists and hike them up over his head, making dream explode into frantic, panicked giggles as he begged them not to do “it”. to which sap and george tease him about what “it” is. “don’t do it? what is ‘it’ sweetheart, you’re gonna have to tell us”. dreams face would be completely red at this point, he’d be stuttering and blubbering through giggles until he finally gets out “tk me!”. and sap and george get the biggest fucking grins on their face and dream realizes he fell right into their trap and would immediately start backtracking. he’d be begging and pleading and nervous giggles would be louder and he’d just be going “NO nonono nohoho! i didn’t mean that! i didn’t mean thahahat! You trihihicked me- nohOHohoho!”. and george being the little shit he is would just dig into dreams tummy, getting all the little spots sapnap told him about and just smiling so big at how hard dreams laughing.

and the spot you mentioned…..the one between the hips and thighs…..oh my gosh. i feel like that would be a death spot for anyone but can you imagine when george digs in there? he’d be bucking up as it is, and sap and george are laughing and trying their best to hold him down. sap gets a plan and kind of sits on dreams arms between his legs so his arms are stuck above his head and he leans forward to tk at his tummy while george keeps squeezing at the sensitive hip/thigh crease. and dream would be in such tklish agony that he’d buck up hard, knocking dream off of him and allowing him to do his kickies to keep george back.

sap would let his arms go and run fingers through his hair and dream would let george cuddle into him as he keeps giggling and trying to get his breath back. they would just tell him how good he did, and they’d be relaxing for a bit, all calm and peaceful. and then george would go

“hey dream, wanna tell me how bad your bellybutton is?” and dream would immediately go into panic mode again, kicking and laughing and begging all over again🥰

[beeindaclouds]

Hey :) could i please request the DSMP members with a fem!Reader who works at a coffee shop and over time they fall in love? If that makes sense :)

Thank you for requesting!

I love the whole coffee shop trope, but tehy'll probably be a bit long sooo 2 parts >:]

Btw I realized after I was done that I made the reader into the owner of the coffee shop, so I hoep you don't mind

Hope you enjoy <3

DSMP falling in love with Coffee shop owner! Reader pt. 1

Pairings: Dream, Georgenotfound, Sapnap, Badboyhalo, Quackity, Karl Jacobs × Reader

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You've been working at your family's coffee shop for years now

Don't get me wrong, you love your job

The smell of fresh coffee first thing in the morning, the sound of the bell whenever a customer comes in, the smile and thanks from those kind customers

But you were getting pretty bored of the same ol' people

You wished that at least once in your life you could have that have that fated encounter with your soulmate, like the protagonists always had in books and fanfictions

And oh did your wish came true

❝ Dream ❞

Dream isn't used to going out, or at least he hasn't been since the whole youtube thing blew up

So you could imagine the nervousness he had when he had to step outside his house after months because his coffee machine broke and he NEEDED that warm drink

He decided to go to the coffee shop farthest from his house, just in case somebody recognized him

You had mixed feelings for the random tall guy with a black hoodie and mask on

Either this man was about to rob you or he was just another teen that was going through their "no one understands me" phase

But when your eyes met, oh boy, you could have sworn that time stopped for a minute

You couldn't look away from him, and he seemed to be doing the same thing

But you had work to do

"How can I ehm- help you?"

"Just a coffee...to go, please"

His voice was even better, has the universe finally listened to your cries?!?

You slowly made his coffee, contemplating wether you should make the first move or not

But you chickened out and didn't say anything

And there goes your soulmate, who happened to leave a piece of paper with the money he gave you

"You aren't very good at hiding your emotions, we could work on that togheter ;) here's my number"

❝ Georgenotfound ❞

After the long awaited meet up of the crew boys, they all had decided to get something in their stomachs since it was 10 in the morning and they hqd a long day to go

George's conversation with Dream died down the second they entered the coffee shop

His eyes too focused on the person making the drinks, you

He was mesmerized by your warm smile and welcoming voice. You could almost say it was love at first sight

Dream caught onto his thoughts pretty quickly, giving the british man a push of encouragement

But George just shrugged him off, is not like he had a chance with you anyway

Oh but Dream was not giving up, and apparently neither was George cause he kept on staring at you

An action that didn't go unnoticed by the other 4 men

[Dream, George, Sap, Quack, Karl]

"If you don't talk to them, I will"

"Yeah, you're so obvious"

"I'm not even looking at the barista, what are you talking about?"

"They didn't even say who, but thank you for stating the obvious"

"Gogy has a crush, oooooh~"

"You guys are so childish..."

After a lot of convincing, and blackmailing, the other 4 made George go talk to you

He nervously looked at you, no words coming out of his mouth, but you already knew why he was there

"Next time you want to stare at me you should probably take a picture Mr. Gogy"

You overheard the whole conversation he was having with his group, to which George was embarrassed about, but hey he got a date out of it

❝ Sapnap ❞

Since Sapnap moved to Florida he had started visiting the same cafe over and over

He'll lie to Dream saying that he just liked the drinks there

But in reality he liked a certain barista, that always greeted him with the most honey like voice ever

He was head over heels for you, and you were the same for him

You thanked every god possible for making this random cute guy a regular customer in your shop

Making the first move scared the both of you, rejection is a bish and neither of you wanted to ruin the chance

So you started subtly flirting

He'd compliment you every day, throwing in a few "darl's" and "cutie's" here and there

And you made sure to leave hearts around his name orders and on his coffees

And then the long awaited day came

"So...could I take you out on a date, sometime?"

"I've been waiting for this day since you walked in, YES"

❝ Badboyhalo ❞

Bad wasn't really the "go out to buy" coffee kind of guy

But he had an appointed early in the morning and he didn't have time to make some, so he had to go to the nearest cafe

If he knew he'd meet you, the most wonderful persone he has ever talked to, he would have gone to this cafe sooner

You guys just seemed to click the second you started talking

"Oh you're long hair suits you by the way"

"Really? Aw thank you!"

That simple compliment had turned into a conversation of your favourite hobbies

You thanked the destiny for not making this day a busy day, cause you had time to talk to the cute guy

He had to leave after a while but he did promise you to come back the next day

And that's what happened

Every morning at 8AM exactly, he'd come to visit you and have small talk until he had to go

This continued for weeks until one of you finally had the courage to confess

❝ Quackity ❞

You and Quackity were already friends

After highschool you had taken over you family's coffee shop and Quackity loved to stop by since it was close to his college

"Hello Mr. Beanie, what can I get for you?"

You always greeted him in the same way and had by now learned all of his different orders

He would never admit it but, he had had a crush on you since highschool

I mean, what could he not like about his coffee smelling classmate?

Would he ever have the courage to confess? No, absolutely not.

He was too scared to ruin the friendship that he took so long to build between you two

But you had other plans

One day you gave him his drink that he ordered and waved by with a smile as he left

But after a few minutes he came running back into the shop just like you expected

"Are- you- what- like- ehm-"

"If you're trying to ask if I meant what I wrote, yes. Yes, I do. What's the answer?"

"YES- I mean, sure"

"Cool Mr. Beanie, see you at 8 tonight"

❝ Karl Jacobs ❞

You had to have the most lucky position in all of North Carolina

Because Mr Beast was a regular at your shop

You obviously played it cool, never mentioning his youtube channel just in case it could scare him off

He would, from time to time, come with his friends. But on lucky days he'd come with your long time crush, Karl Jacobs

You were one of the many people that had fallen in love with the weird charm posessed by the man

Did you think you had a chance? HAH no

You were the non intresting barista and he was one of the most well known streamers

Yeah, you didn't have any type of hope

But Mr Beast begged to differ

It was one of those rare days were he came to shop with Chris, Chandler and Karl

You, as always, played it cool. But the looks and chuckles towards you were making you super nervous

As questions piled up in your head, 3/4 of the group approached you again

"Hey, we just wanted to ask if there's a possibility that you're interested in our friend Karl? We're searching a partner for him and he seemed to be interested in you"

"Yeah, he called you cute hehe" whispered Chris, followed by Chandler's laugh

You thought it was a prank, cause no way was THE Karl Jacobs interested in you

But Karl was basically hiding under the table, cheeks red and eyes avoiding you

So, why not give it a shot?

Part Two