#genuinelygrenade

[ask-scroll-and-quill]

i dont think notebook would be the lightest. uh, speaking of which, whered she say the costco is?

~💣❇️

..over there...? I wasn't really listening....

-Mop

[glasspyramid2211]

Happy birthday @genuinelygrenade from the GPO team!!

[a-narcissists-warren]

ALFONSO GUESS WHO GOT THEIR OWN PROPER BLOG!!!! THATS RIGHT!!! GRENADE!!!!

*note: if i feel like it i MIGHT keep rping on this account sometimes like a balance or something keyword might because i might just use the grenade blog

ANYWYA YEAH GO HARASS THEM OR SOMETHING EVEN THOUGH YOURE NOT AT THAT PART IF THE STORY @genuinelygrenade

-💽🎞️

WOOOO so quick too??? I'll check it out sometime later!!!!!!

[thezestycard]

You rlly know u should stop alcohol right

I know,,, I just can't it's just addicting dude I promise I'll try stoping... I have upseten lots of people due to this grenade lotion..... I just do it idk I just want to feel pain dude. I'll try stoping I guess, I'm a little sober at the moment so yea.. sorry for dumping this to u

M!a 6 /25

(( @genuinelygrenade for mentioning and @skincare-wannabe ))

[newcountyinvestigator]

no. no thank you

—💣 ( @genuinelygrenade )

Oh.

[ask-globe]

:0!!!

BOX TO THE RESCUE!!! THAT WAS AWESOME!

—💣 ( @genuinelygrenade )

AND NOW THERE'S A COP'S CORPSE OUTSIDE MY FRONT DOOR. IF I WASN'T GOING TO DIE BEFORE I MOST DEFINETLY WILL NOW?

[dat-girl-dynamite]

Can I come with? i barely have anything better to do.

—💣 ( @genuinelygrenade )

i guess you can come

[fishslingeranon-official]

i come with a request

whack @genuinelygrenade again and i will give you four (4) whole chickens

alright i did it, gimme gimme

[cloudstongue]

oh yeah its here guys

hell yeah

@genuinelygrenade

[ask-scroll-and-quill]

Promptly after their departure, Grenade comes to a halt. They turn to Mop, who is currently being elevated sideways, in the explosive device’s arms.

hey, mop?

~💣❇️

(is it obvious i tried to improve the “writing” a little bit…this is competition SLASH JAY SLASH JAY!!!! also sorry for the late reply i was watching something)

yeah?

*he attempts to glance at their friend, but its a little hard considering their position.*

-Mop

[glasspyramid2211]

Oh! Uhm yeah you should work on that…I’ll leave you to it…

—💣 ( @genuinelygrenade )

ok.

[thezestycard]

Do you want vodka with that wine sir?

-waiter anon

Wha yea sure????? @genuinelygrenade can I have a gwass! Or was it a croissant

[newcountyinvestigator]

ratatatata, you hear me….

—💣 ( @genuinelygrenade )

Are you gonna blow up or something?

[ask-globe]

I DONT REALLY KNOQ THAT MUCH EITHER??? THEY PRACTICALLY STATED ALL I KNOW! I…I DONT KNOW HOW TO HELP YOU IM SORRY! …NOW IM WONDERING WHY THWY DIDNT ARREST POT…AAAAUHGHFHFHFH MAYBE SOMEBODY IN GPO CAN HELP????? I DONT KNOWWWW…

wait youve killed people?!?

—💣 ( @genuinelygrenade )

UH- J-JUST ONE PERSON-

[dat-girl-dynamite]

huh?

um no its fine i dont really wanna go anyway i uhhhh i have issues to solve <:] yeah…

—💣 ( @genuinelygrenade )

okay

[ask-scroll-and-quill]

Indeed! I’ll go to the Costco now.

They wave Notebook goodbye, and turn around and walk out of the library, still holding the cotton mop.

~💣❇️

Bye!!

*notebook attempts to wave, struggling to keep her balance and wave at the departing weapon.*

-📔