#genuinely i do not think i wouldve beat a single souls game if i couldnt take my Ls in stride
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things that reduce gamer rage when said aloud while playing sekiro:
- "thats just my shinobi way"
- "crazy how chasms just teleport under you in this game"
- "tch. these rookies dont know my secret shinobi technique, Alerting Everyone In A Twenty-Kilometer Radius To Come Hit Me"
- *jurassic park voice* "clever girl"
- any and all plays on the title, like "sekiro: this guy dies about half as often as i do"
- "we just wont tell kuro about that one"
- "wow, the historical accuracy here is crazy. people really did die in sengoku era japan when you shot them in the face"
#idk if these are half as funny to anyone else as to my friend and i while i stream it to her#but what matters is that she laughs when i say 'unfortunately the title Sekiro: Dogs Die As Many Times As It Takes didnt score#very highly with audiences' when i have to do the same boss run for the 8th time and lose a flask or two to dogs on every attempt#before i even get to the fuckign boss#genuinely i do not think i wouldve beat a single souls game if i couldnt take my Ls in stride#and thats 5 tags there so i can now tag this post for organization without clogging up the main tags with my bullshit#sekiro#soulsborne
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