#genincorrect
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Cammie: Any room can be a panic room if you just give me a second.
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Jodie: Sorry, I sneezed and liked all your pictures. Miranda: And commented "damn mommy" on all of them? Jodie: I- Jodie: I have the flu.
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Judge: What did you hit this man with? Kazu: A tomato. Judge: A tomato? He's been in the hospital for three months. Kazu: Well, your honor, the tomato did have a can around it...
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Cammie: Some of you bitches deserve a nap and a milkshake tbh
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Val: We might have gotten into a bar room brawl back in the city. Yaz: Well, that was entirely predictable. Val: One of them punched a gang member. Chase: Kazu? Val: Cammie, actually. Chase: Oh, that was going to be my second guess.
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Nemesis: I'm built different. Like, incorrectly I think.
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Cammie: God is testing me, and I have NOT studied.
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Cammie: *Holding a python* Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him? Yaz: You did WHAT?! Chase: William Snakespeare.
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Migas: Worrying is like worshipping the problem. Kazu: And brother I'm on my knees.
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Yaz: Name one fragrance commercial that has ever made sense. Val: What are you talking about? They all make scents. Yaz: Shut the fuck up.
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Chase: I think we should use more reasonable tools… Kazu: *Holding mallet above pumpkin* Nonsense! This tool is reasonable!
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Kazu: PERMISSION TO USE LETHAL FORCE SIR! Sergeant: No. Kazu: SIR YES SIR! *Turns towards lunch line* Enjoy your meal.
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Val: CAMMIE DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT OPEN MY BAG OF CARBON MONOXIDE IN THE BASE?! Cammie: I'm just saying, hypothetically, how would we close it?
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Leon: I honestly don't drink much soda anyway. Or coffee. Or caffeinated stuff in general. Jodie: You deny your pancreas its purpose.
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Miranda: Cheese is just a loaf of milk. Migas: She's right and I'm scared. Jodie: This implies a liquid form of bread... Leon: Beer. Jodie: FUCK
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Val: I don't need friends! *Pulls out knife* I have knives! *Throws knife* Susclair: *Steps to the right* Val: ... I'm... Out of knives...
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