#genderfluid spidey my beloved

[theshadowrealmitself]

Current thoughts: genderfluid Peter having a minor breakdown in a changing room because the “male” clothes aren’t working for them rn and the “female” clothes aren’t working either, and they’re just panicking over what gender they feel like rn and wanting to call their friends for comfort but not being out to anyone as genderfluid so they’re just by themself in this (…totally not projecting here 👀’)

Eventually they find a nice outfit that makes them feel confident, and they just decide that being genderfluid means their gender identity is gonna slosh over into areas that they don’t have the words to describe, and all they need to know rn is that they’re a person in a nice outfit that makes their ass look great, and that’s enough

….What Peter does not notice however is that the outfit that makes them feel great is made up of Spidey colors, and now they have one or more people following them because “that’s Spidey’s build, in Spidey’s colors, that’s suspicious”

It’s so over for Peter when they crack a stupid joke and it’s overheard

[ladykeane]

More of my super lit LT lore

That’s right sweatys my Lazytown headcanons are not just headcanons they are straight-up LORE

These takes are so fresh that they made the dankest 4chan edgelords pee their pants

I hope you’re ready for these bc I would die to defend them and I am ready to throw hands at any time

First and most importantly: Sport’s full birth name is Spartacus Magnússon. SpArtacus. Magnússon. Did I stutter?

Elves do not have the same concept of sexual identity as humans. They don’t have the terminology for it, but they kinda just assume everyone’s pan by default. Functionally Sport’s probably pan with a strong preference for the menfolk, but after Robbie grouchily attempts to explain human concepts of sexual identity to him, he suddenly blurts out ‘I’m gay lol’ since he’s so smitten with Robbie

I see you all with your trans!Sport HCs, and my friends, I raise you trans!Bessie. Perhaps she was a big city girl originally, and before/just after her transition she got a lot of flack from the trashy people around her. She moved to Lazytown to make a fresh start and it turned out to be the best desicion of her life. Maybe she just comes out to Milford first, and then slowly the others, and she has the world’s best support network of crazy elves and overenthusiastic dancing kids.

She probably also came out to Robbie fairly early on, as her LGBT+ spidey senses detected a GNC person. While she is not afraid to kick his ass when needed, I can’t help but feel that she’s a little maternal towards him and they have a lowkey friendship that the kids don’t notice.

And yeah, I could easily see Robbie as genderfluid. When asked, Robbie says his gender is just ‘villain’.

Milford is Stephanie’s maternal uncle. Her name has to be alliterative damnit! and Stephanie Meanswell is not alliterative! It’s probably smth like Swanson. Like Swan -> Swan Lake -> Dancing -> Steph. And her dad was a dancer or gymnast or w/e.

STEPHANIE 👏 IS  👏 ELEVEN  👏 And once she takes the title, Sport adopts her. He insists that she must be his daughter because of the familial legacy of the Íþróttaálfar, nut nah it’s just cuz he loves and is so proud of his lil pink babby. Lucky Steph, once an orphan, ends up with two dads and a doting aunt and uncle.

Robbie is short for Robert. I will die for this. You know why? Because Robert Smith. Robbie is an iconic Gen X goth queen and loves The Cure.

He is also a ride-or-die Madonna fan. If anyone comes for his beloved Madge over her fake London accent/attempts to rap/etc, Robbie is totes prepared to cut a bitch.

While Sport and Robbie are still dancing around their UST, they do dabble in other trysts (namely Sport/Pablo and Robbie/Genie). And honestly I cannot stop thinking about a Sport/Pablo plotbunny (with a side of jealous!Robbie) where Sport gets in too deep and ends up getting his poor softe heart broken and Robbie saves the day. Why yes hello my name is trash

ONE THING I CANNOT DECIDE is which kids end up pairing up when they grow up. Trixie seems to have a girlhood crush on both Stingy (S1 & 2) and Steph (S3 & 4) and honestly that is so adorable and I love that for her. I mean kids can totally know who they are from an early age in terms of identity, but I have no idea what ships I actually side with? Trixanie? PixelSteph? Trixie Stingy and Ziggy as a thruple? Pixel on the ace spectrum but like gay for Stingy? Meh it’s all good.

Once they get married, Robbie and Sport build a house by the billboard (and Sport tethers the airship in the backyard). Steph has her own room there obvs. In order to keep Sport occupied while Robbie and Steph watch TV, they stick a treadmill next to the couch, and the sight of Sportacus jogging away while he’s intoduced to the pair’s favourite movies and TV inspires the nickname ‘the hamster wheel’. Like: ROB, STEPH, AND SPORT: *Watching Legally Blonde* SPORT’S FEET ON THE TREADMILL: *Scamper scamper scamper* It’s like a constant soundtrack to their screen time and is it weird that I find that hilarious?

Milford Meanswell: precious cupcake and bi disaster. I see the looks he gives Sport.

[theshadowrealmitself]

Always thinking about Peter Parker being genderfluid because I love projecting, and I feel like it would work great with Peter if he presented himself as one gender as Spidey and then another in his personal life (and then just didn’t publicly acknowledge the days where he doesn’t actually feel a specific binary gender) to further distance the two identities

But! (coming from my experience) there could be days where that fucks him up cause it’s not like he’s always gonna feel that gender in his civilian days, and he’s not always gonna feel that gender when he’s out superheroing, but he can’t come out as genderfluid as both Parker and Spidey cause then that makes his identity even more obvious

So he’s gotta choose to come out as Spidey or Parker

[theshadowrealmitself]

That other post is so long already 😭 so I’m making this a separate post, for “person who’s put together that they’re seeing Spidey outside their suit, but are having a hard time connecting Spidey to a civilian name,” I have a few ideas on who it should be, but I’d also like to hear y’all’s suggestions and why:

1) Nick Fury - obvious answer from me, it’s just always hilarious to imagine that Nick Fury, who’s really good at what he does, and has all of SHIELD at his disposal, having the worst time uncovering the identity of someone who’s just wearing spandex

2) Taskmaster - would fit really well on who’d figure out Spidey’s identity just by seeing them out and about, he’d be like “hey that person moves like Spidey and has the same body type” and then he’d start tracking that person to get more info

3) Harry Osborn - just because it’s hilarious to imagine him grilling Norman and it accidentally sounding like his dad murdered his best friend’s twin sister when they were children, how do you even respond to that???