#should this be lazycity? idk

[ladykeane]

More of my super lit LT lore

That’s right sweatys my Lazytown headcanons are not just headcanons they are straight-up LORE

These takes are so fresh that they made the dankest 4chan edgelords pee their pants

I hope you’re ready for these bc I would die to defend them and I am ready to throw hands at any time

First and most importantly: Sport’s full birth name is Spartacus Magnússon. SpArtacus. Magnússon. Did I stutter?

Elves do not have the same concept of sexual identity as humans. They don’t have the terminology for it, but they kinda just assume everyone’s pan by default. Functionally Sport’s probably pan with a strong preference for the menfolk, but after Robbie grouchily attempts to explain human concepts of sexual identity to him, he suddenly blurts out ‘I’m gay lol’ since he’s so smitten with Robbie

I see you all with your trans!Sport HCs, and my friends, I raise you trans!Bessie. Perhaps she was a big city girl originally, and before/just after her transition she got a lot of flack from the trashy people around her. She moved to Lazytown to make a fresh start and it turned out to be the best desicion of her life. Maybe she just comes out to Milford first, and then slowly the others, and she has the world’s best support network of crazy elves and overenthusiastic dancing kids.

She probably also came out to Robbie fairly early on, as her LGBT+ spidey senses detected a GNC person. While she is not afraid to kick his ass when needed, I can’t help but feel that she’s a little maternal towards him and they have a lowkey friendship that the kids don’t notice.

And yeah, I could easily see Robbie as genderfluid. When asked, Robbie says his gender is just ‘villain’.

Milford is Stephanie’s maternal uncle. Her name has to be alliterative damnit! and Stephanie Meanswell is not alliterative! It’s probably smth like Swanson. Like Swan -> Swan Lake -> Dancing -> Steph. And her dad was a dancer or gymnast or w/e.

STEPHANIE 👏 IS  👏 ELEVEN  👏 And once she takes the title, Sport adopts her. He insists that she must be his daughter because of the familial legacy of the Íþróttaálfar, nut nah it’s just cuz he loves and is so proud of his lil pink babby. Lucky Steph, once an orphan, ends up with two dads and a doting aunt and uncle.

Robbie is short for Robert. I will die for this. You know why? Because Robert Smith. Robbie is an iconic Gen X goth queen and loves The Cure.

He is also a ride-or-die Madonna fan. If anyone comes for his beloved Madge over her fake London accent/attempts to rap/etc, Robbie is totes prepared to cut a bitch.

While Sport and Robbie are still dancing around their UST, they do dabble in other trysts (namely Sport/Pablo and Robbie/Genie). And honestly I cannot stop thinking about a Sport/Pablo plotbunny (with a side of jealous!Robbie) where Sport gets in too deep and ends up getting his poor softe heart broken and Robbie saves the day. Why yes hello my name is trash

ONE THING I CANNOT DECIDE is which kids end up pairing up when they grow up. Trixie seems to have a girlhood crush on both Stingy (S1 & 2) and Steph (S3 & 4) and honestly that is so adorable and I love that for her. I mean kids can totally know who they are from an early age in terms of identity, but I have no idea what ships I actually side with? Trixanie? PixelSteph? Trixie Stingy and Ziggy as a thruple? Pixel on the ace spectrum but like gay for Stingy? Meh it’s all good.

Once they get married, Robbie and Sport build a house by the billboard (and Sport tethers the airship in the backyard). Steph has her own room there obvs. In order to keep Sport occupied while Robbie and Steph watch TV, they stick a treadmill next to the couch, and the sight of Sportacus jogging away while he’s intoduced to the pair’s favourite movies and TV inspires the nickname ‘the hamster wheel’. Like: ROB, STEPH, AND SPORT: *Watching Legally Blonde* SPORT’S FEET ON THE TREADMILL: *Scamper scamper scamper* It’s like a constant soundtrack to their screen time and is it weird that I find that hilarious?

Milford Meanswell: precious cupcake and bi disaster. I see the looks he gives Sport.

[300-yards]

 Please ignore the fact that I forgot to colour Robbie’s belt.

Based on this post by @polybiusworldchampion

[go-away-kid]

My brain: remember that srs multichapter we just wrote 1000 words for?

Me: …yeah?

My brain: fuck that shit. Forget that shit. That shit is over. Srs Polpred vs sportarobbie dream team is OUT.

Me: then what are we writing about???

My Brain: Glanni and Polpred get really drunk together in a Magic Fae Bar

Me:… What