#gender swap Morty

[morty-prime]

Please just give me a bit 🙏🏻

[x1633chefrick]

fem Chef and fem Gas (gender swap!)

fem Chef with Ricky u3u (Ricky belongs to @spacepiratericky )

order commissions for fem ricks TuT the artist @jozhuuuu_1 on Twitter))

[sadiecoocoo]

Rick and Morty Headcannon- 10

You guys get a small surprise this time… this Headcannon isn’t as much abt Morty Prime or Evil Morty… it’s about (drum roll plz)… Morticia!

Let me get this out here, she’s gonna be bad ass. She and her Rick(?) focus on adventures that have a bit more to do with stealing stuff, rather than finding all sorts of trinkets and power sources like C-137 and a lot of the others. Ig you could say that her rick(seriously what does that rock go by? Or is it just Morticia that got gender swapped?) is a bit more noble and feels a bit of remorse. They’re kinda like the rock and morty equivalent of Robin Hood!

Morticia has been useful on any adventures with the other Morty’s but doesn’t go on many because a lot of the Morty’s try to hit on her or are generally rlly awkward around her which makes her fairly uncomfortable. But A few of the Morty’s that r rlly only into guys are basically fine (ei Miami, lizard morty, slick, genius, Eve/Mal and our morty. Tho a lot of them are bisexual, like our morty and slick).

Miami flirts with her as a joke, and they both know that, they’re pretty good besties! I like to think that they paint each others nails and go shopping together, sometimes dragging Morty prime along with them (and maybe Eve/Mal if they’re lucky)

Our morty and Morticia often try to give each other relationship advice, and comfort the other when needed. So between them they’re more like siblings (sry summer but you kinda suck at feelings, morty still loves you tho!)

But back to some of the morty adventures, Morticia is still pretty bad ass. She can pick locks and make simple gadgets to help with small stuff.

I like to think of a situation where the group is trying to get through a locked door and some of the Morty’s are kicking, blasting, and running at it. Then Morticia will roll her eyes and push them aside, pulling a Bobby pin from her hair. And she’ll be able to pick the lock within minutes if starting lol

[sjbattleangel]

Media takes that also infuriate me to infinity:

"Steven Universe, She-Ra and The Owl House are bland, boring neoliberal trash with horrible writing, awful art/animation and no redeeming values. Not woke or radical enough. They (the creators) didn't do enough."

"Cass Cain, Steph Brown and Duke Thomas are pointless characters that have have no importance BatFamily."

"Cass Cain is a gender-swapped, rip-off of Damien Wayne."

"Barbera Gordon is the one, true and only Batgirl."

"The MCU is anti-art junk that's destroying cinema."

"The Eternals is one of the worst superhero movies/worst movies ever made because it's too slow, too serious, not funny enough."

"Rey is a horribly written, bland character/is a Mary Sue."

"Rose Tico is a horribly written, bland character/is a Mary Sue."

"The Last Jedi is the worst Star film/worst film of all time because it was too different/not radical enough."

"Rian Johnson is a homophobic, fascist sympathizer because he didn't ship Finn and Poe."

"Superman is irrelevant."

"The X-Men are irrelevant."

"Avatar: The Last Airbender is awful actually. It's orientalist and problematic as hell."

"Despite its technical mastery, The Dark Crystal is a Tolkienlite cinematic turkey and narrative failure with zero depth. Jim Henson clearly had no idea what he was doing. The absolute nadir of his career."

"AKIRA is actually terrible because of the dated Streamline dub and because it influenced Rob Liefeld."

"Stylized art has no place in comic-books."

"The 90's X-Men animated series ruined X-Men forever."

"X-Men: Evolution ruined X-Men forever."

"The Silver-Age was the worst thing to happen to comics."

"Manga is trash because it's all the same."

"Anime is trash because it's all the same."

"Neon Genesis Evangelion is a depressing, pretentions piece of nihilistic crap. Shinji is a snivelling coward who let everyone die because Daddy didn't love him enough."

"Jak II ruined Jak & Daxter and Naughty Dog forever."

"Hideo Kojima is misogynist, Incel, fascist sympathizer and the Ed Wood of video games. Metal gear Solid is irredeemable garbage because it's super problematic, too silly, not radical enough."

"Rick & Morty is crypto-fascist propaganda and irredeemable garbage because Rick is an nihilistic monster and because it has a horrible fanbase."

"Wolfenstien is Neo-Nazi trash because if you shoot Nazis, then you're Nazi too."

"The Last Of Us Part II is a horrible sequel and one of the worst sequels/video games ever because it was too different/not radical enough."

"All of Bioshock Infinite is unsalvageable fascist-apologia because of Act 2's (legitimately) horrible politics." (As I much as I too hate Act 2's horrible politics, we shouldn't throw the baby out with the bathwater.)

"Sonic Adventure 2 is flaming garbage because it stared Shadow The Hedgehog and because it influenced the creation of Shadow The Hedgehog and Sonic '06."

"Scott Snyder, James Tynion IV and Joshua Williamson are closeted white power Neo-Nazi Incels who control DC, hate Cass Cain and secretly ghost-wrote the majority of Robin: One Year Later."

"Dan Slott is a closeted white power Neo-Nazi Incel who controls Marvel, hates MJ, women, minorities and secretly ghost-wrote the majority of Spider-Man: One Year Later."

"Donny Cates is a closeted white power Neo-Nazi Incel who controls Marvel, hates MJ, Eddy Brock, women, minorities and secretly ghost-wrote the majority of Spider-Man: One Year Later."

"Tom Taylor is a closeted white power Neo-Nazi Incel who controls DC, hates the Super Sons and secretly ghost-wrote the majority of Superman: The Unity Saga."

"Every single modern Cass Cain story is enabling and continuing the damage of Robin: One Year Later."

"Every single modern Peter Parker story is enabling and continuing the damage of Spider-Man: One More Day."

"Every single modern Jon Kent story is enabling and continuing the damage of Superman: The Unity Saga."

"Forget Darksied and the Anti-Monitor, Jon Kent is the real villain of the DC Universe."

"G. Willow Wilson's Ms. Marvel is abysmally written, flaming hot trash because Wilson is a misogynist, colonizer Karen pretending to be Muslim so she can fetishize Islamic culture."

"Wonder Woman is a white bougie feminist and proto-Karen."

"Captain Marvel is a white bougie feminist and proto-Karen."

"America Chavez is a horribly written Mary Sue."

"Riri Williams is a horribly written Mary Sue."

"Nadia Van Dyne is a horribly written Mary Sue."

"Noami McDuffie is a horribly written Mary Sue."

"Korra is a horribly written Mary Sue."

"Tim Burton is a terrible film-maker actually."

"Don Bluth is a terrible film-maker actually."

"Steven Spielberg is a terrible film-maker actually."

"Stanley Kubrick was a terrible film-maker actually."

"Wes Craven was a terrible film-maker who ruined horror films forever."

"Shrek is trash because it destroyed 2D animation and taught future animated films bad habits like celebrity stunt casting, pop-culture references and big ending dance parties."

"Vizpop was a Channer-board edgelord during her teenage years, therefore Helluva Boss and Hazbin Hotel are irredeemable filth."

"All old media is irrelevant junk with no redeeming value."

"The works of Shakespeare, Dickens, Twain and others are problematic irrelevant junk with no redeeming value."

"Superheroes are inherently fascist."

"Goblins, witches, wizards and vampires are inherently antisemitic."

"The Simpsons is horrible, problematic, anti-intellectual, anti-feminist garbage. Homer's stupidity is celebrated, Bart is a walking endorsement of toxic masculinity, the creators clearly hate Lisa."

"The Hays Code was actually good."

Compiling a list of bad takes that demonstrate the person saying them didn't understand the story.

"Son Goku is a bad dad."

"Belle from Disney's Beauty and the Beast had Stockholm Syndrome."

"Tears of the Kingdom's ending invalidates Zelda's sacrifice, and she should have stayed a dragon (or come back with dragony bits). Also, Zelda is a bitch for yelling at Link one time and then 'stealing' his house."

"Alice in Wonderland is about drugs."

"Shinji Ikari is a wuss."

"Asuka Langley Soryu is an irredeemable bitch."

"Steven Universe should have murdered the Diamonds."

"Rose Quartz was an irredeemable monster."

"Batman is a rich guy who beats up poor people."

"Superman is a boring, overpowered Gary Stu."

"Katara is a bitch."

"Skyler White is a bitch."

"Christine should have ended up with the Phantom at the end of The Phantom of the Opera."

"Snake, not Raiden, should have been the protagonist of Metal Gear Solid 2."

"Gohan was wasted potential."

"Krillin is a loser."

"Tidus from Final Fantasy X is a wuss, and Auron should have been the main character."

"Catra should have died as punishment for her transgressions."

Feel free to add any other bad media illiteracy takes in the replies/reblogs.

[phoenixyfriend]

Dear Creator Letter (spring rarepair event):

I generally prefer fics about either getting together, or facing an outside conflict together. I’m not a fan of plots that feature almost breaking up due to interpersonal conflicts. If they almost break up due to an outside force (e.g. a third party is trying to push one into a political marriage, someone is kidnapped, that sort of thing), then it’s fine, but I don’t like ‘well, you work too much and it’s really putting a strain on the relationship’ type stuff. Speedbumps on the way to the relationship are fine, though.

Tropes I enjoy or am open to:

Time-travel

No Order 66/Fix-it

Outsider POV

Working with/around each other’s PTSD with each other

Raising children together

Arranged/political marriage

Epistolary elements (not the whole fic)

Hurt/Comfort (NOT whump)

Space OSHA and Space Paperwork and Space Logistics

When the Force does something really weird

When the Jedi blame Mortis (or Morai) for the Force doing something really weird

I enjoy pretty much any kind of gender play, including:

Character is now Nonbinary

Trans (in the direction of canon)

Trans (in the direction opposite canon)

Questioning/Experimenting

Fluid

Magic sex swaps of the 'woke up with my body a different reproductive setup, am learning the meaning of gender euphoria’ variety

Whatever the hell Ranma ½ technically is

I do like AUs of all sorts, so long as the core of the character is intact, with vibes to match. This includes:

Modern - chill bakery/coffee shop/bookstore/beekeeper stuff - classy criminal playing cat and mouse with the FBI agent trying to catch them - 'oh no, you’re my teenager’s English teacher and this parent-teacher conference just got very awkward because we started dating over the summer before I knew’ - one of them is a celebrity - literally just whatever

Historical Fantasy (mostly for the fashion and/or if the author gets really invested in things like trade routes and agricultural pressures and inane tax law)

History AU but only if you go the Bridgerton route of Fun And Funky Tropes Without The Racism

Royal Fantasy

Soulmate

Role Swap (does not have to be between the ship!)

Backstory swap (e.g. Never a Jedi AU, Raised a Sith AU, Senator of Tatooine AU, etc.)

For Want of a Nail

Faustian Castle AU

Fusion crossovers, like: - Leverage AU - Enchanted (2007) AU - Miraculous Ladybug - Naruto - Girl Genius by Phil and Kaja Foglio (this is incredibly niche, ignore if you’re not super into it already)

Regarding my unwanted list

Basic ship things:

No Barr*ssoka.

I do not care about cloneshipping, but would prefer it be in the background if it’s there at all.

I do not mind CodyWan, but would prefer it be in the background if it’s there at all.

No Master/Padawan. I have exceptions when reading, but for an exchange, I’d prefer not to have any in my gift.

While I do love poly, please stick to the ships requested for the main ship. (If there are two or more that have overlapping characters, though, feel free to smush them together, e.g. Jango/Ahsoka and Ahsoka/Quinlan are on there, so Jango/Ahsoka/Quinlan would be fine)

Basic character/setting things:

No character bashing.

The whole Anakin/Consequences movement is one that I dislike immensely. If you don’t know what it is, you’re probably not doing it. If you do know what it is, then you know what I mean here.

It is very common/popular to write Qui-Gon as a neglectful, cold, or downright abusive caregiver/parent figure to the children in his care. I do not like this in the slightest.

For some reason, a lot of writers are very casual about violating a character’s bodily autonomy “for their own good.” I don’t like this (unless it’s horror, but that’s a different topic), and ask that you refrain from having characters do something like that for a person’s own good unless there are some massive extenuating circumstances.

I’m pro-Jedi and pro-New Mandos. I do not want anything that suggests they: - deserved what happened to them - needed to change or learn to accept more militant values/that attachment is good - were stealing/brainwashing children or engaging in cultural genocide

That said, I’m fine with Jedi choosing to leave the Order if given a reason to. (e.g. Obi-Wan deciding to stay on Melida/Daan because the Force insisted he should Because Reasons is fine)

I do like the True Mandos but please don’t lionize them.

I have minimal interest in the Original Trilogy and no interest in the Sequels; my mind is squarely in the Prequels and pre-canon era. - That said, I do delight in having baby versions of the characters present; I am always open to toddler Skywalker twins cameo. - I’m not very into the Bad Batch. Cameos are fine.

Basic vibe things:

I do not want PWP, and figured it’s easier to just do a blanket “no thanks” on smut and kink than try to navigate the details.

I am not a fan of sexual tension being the primary driver of the romance. I’m on the ace spectrum myself, and it always rings false to me.

If you write Rebellion/OT setting versions of the ships, please don’t go hard on the clones being Old.

As much as I love a/b/o, I do not want it here, thank you.

Also not super into folkore AUs or vampire/werewolf AUs.

Self-explanatory DNW:

incest (cloneshipping is fine)

minor/adult ships - age difference of less than three years is fine - major age difference where both are adults is fine

reader insert

Lower body fluids (talking about blood or saliva is fine; excrement is not)

Sick fic (injury recovery is fine) IDK I just get nothing out of most sick fic

Non-canon Dark Histories meant only to make someone more sympathetic or pitiable (e.g. especially Rape as Backstory)

Downer endings (includes breakups that are not resolved)

Particularly dark topics, including: - Noncon - major character death (I’m fine with “Tarkin died and that sure is impacting the war” but “the main character’s younger sister just died and the plot revolves around the grief” is a bit much) - underage sexual content - adultery/infidelity - whump - unresolved terminal illness - suicide - self-harm - domestic abuse - child abuse

ABOUT THE SHIPS (Favorite ships are bolded)

These are not prompts! These are just me trying to explain why/how I ship them, and the vibes I usually go for.

Ships I’ve enjoyed in theory or in fic, in both canon and weird AUs:

Anakin Skywalker/Cody I’m a huge fan of Anakin really, really wanting to impress Cody, and Cody being very hard to impress, but easily amused by Anakin’s attempts. They’re as close to equals as a clone and a natborn can be, and I think there’s a lot to be explored with them.

Rex/Asajj Ventress Rex also does not want to be doing what he is doing. This crush is a terrible idea but holy shit he’s doing it anyway. Ventress is fascinated by him despite herself.

Padme Amidala/Asajj Ventress: Padme “I can fix her” Amidala and Asajj “what is wrong with you do you not have a sense of self-preservation” Ventress

Anakin Skywalker/Bo-Katan Kryze They are nightmare children to their respective older siblings and I adore them.

Aayla Secura/Anakin Skywalker While I do generally interpret these two as more of a sibling relationship, I'm open to them as a romance in the vein of experimenting together as padawans and trying to figure out how all of It works.

 Anakin Skywalker/Asajj Ventress Somehow even more violently out of control than Anakin and Bo, but with a significantly deeper element of Force-related "Light or Dark" "Sith or Jedi" will they or won't they stuff.

Shmi Skywalker/Mace Windu Stepdad Mace is definitely fun, or we can always go with a “new bio dad for Ani” AU. Either way, seems like a treat.

Jango Fett/Shmi Skywalker Two characters who are canonically defined by their parenthood (Shmi only exists because of Darth

Satine Kryze/Asajj Ventress Please just imagine Satine being a disciplinary partner who’s teaching Ventress how to be a better person but they have to be really weird about it so that Ventress doesn’t spook and run off because people are being Too Nice to her.

Luminara Unduli/Obi-Wan Kenobi I think they’d be very chill and that Luminara is so calm and nice and polite that when she does make a snippy comment about a rude senator or something, Obi-Wna is the only one that gets it and he is delighted by the quiet sass.

Padme Amidala/Obi-Wan Kenobi/Satine Kryze Political shenanigans and extensive sass.

CC-2224 | Cody/Satine Kryze More politics but like... darker. A lot more colored by traumas and differing upbringings while still wanting the same general endpoint to help their respective peoples.

Barriss Offee/CT-7567 | Rex I think they have a lot of potential... but I haven't seen it without Barr*soka as the tying element, and I'd really like to see post-O66 Barriss and Rex.

Open to age difference (as long as both are adults) OR time-travel:

Cody/Shmi Skywalker Listen to me. Listen. I think Cody would adore a woman who is calm and capable and worldly without being cynical or superpowered or mean. She’s just very pragmatic and down to earth and kind and I think Cody would find that comforting. Meanwhile, Cody is also pragmatic, but he’s the kind of capable that covers Shmi’s own unskilled areas (primarily combat), that doesn’t try to ignore or over-pity her history as a slave, and is capable of dealing with her superpowered child without being overwhelmed by the Force Abilities.

Anakin Skywalker/Mace Windu With an age difference at play, this is just… an explosion of Anakin’s daddy issues, and Mace just humoring those issues, where Anakin is really into him but also really angry about it. Yes he wants to impress Mace. Yes he is also a little dedicated to pissing Mace off. It’s complicated. (Please have Anakin being at least 23 if they’ve got an age difference of over a decade.) Without the age difference, it’s still the daddy issues, except this time Mace doesn’t know what the hell he did to earn Anakin’s complicated feelings.

Anakin Skywalker/Luminara Unduli I like the idea of Luminara being interested in a guy who is so totally the polar opposite of her. She doesn’t want to fix him, but wants to be around him, and wants to be around that fire and passion, even if she has to rein him in once in a while. Anakin, meanwhile, finds her a genuinely calming presence, and the smiles and touches she graces him with when he does something difficult have him wanting to make her proud.

I primarily engage with these ships through time-travel or other AUs, as they are from different parts or generations of canon:

Jango Fett/Ahsoka Tano I’ve written so many time-travel fics about these two and all I can say is that I love Jango being reluctantly in love with a Jedi, because he shouldn’t like her (either because Galidraan already happened and he’s angry about it, or Galidraan hasn’t happened but he’s Mando and she’s Jedi), while Ahsoka has some Conflicted Feelings about Jango because of the clones.

[rickandmortyedits]

🥺 vs 😡

[schwifty-memes]

[ithinkdogshouldvote]

Recently remembered that Rick and morty existed. I love morticia

[sedge-butter]

She was only meant to be a little in-between doodle... But somehow is now on the cosplay list... Oops

Anyway, enjoy super rick fan morticia!!!

[dangwaa]

grandma rick!

[jessrhine]

A very dear friend asked me for some Rick and Morty gender swap, so heeeere we go

[x1633chefrick]

Tape ask/

[doodlecurls]

Rikki and Morticia 

This was one of the pages I did on the collaborative zine for Wine & Zine’s first publication ‘Swap’.  

You can purchase the zine here: http://wineandzine.bigcartel.com/product/swap-genderswap-fanzine

[yusunabydearmstrong]

Zerover R63

[lokier-ame]

Singer Vic' and Singer Morticia. --- Since Singer Vic' is inspired by the song Anarchy from Panty and Stocking I ended up designing Morticia to look a little like Stocking. Female Rick works that monobrow, lol. ----- My name is Vicki, the crazy sexy granny And I'm not dumb I'm breaking the news, now boys! Us girls We're full-time horny too! Hey, check out that hot one, damn he's got a big one, delicious It's time to get dirty now, so will y'all excuse me Read the air! I'm busy! Anarchy!  Everyone wants to be me! Anarchy yeah!  Get it up so I can see! Anarchy!  Let it flow wild and free! Anarchy yeah!  Y'all ready for the gig?! By the way, my name is Morticia, I spill venom Stinging arrows And I got sweet tooth for lollipops Loli goth, I lick good! These stripes will strip you down I got no mercy for chiralism My fans they all love me 'cuz I kick it real tasty I get high being nasty! Rick! You keep slappin' my butt around Pantsu line! Freaky girl comin' your way! Anarchy!  Everyone wants to be me! Anarchy yeah!  Standing ovation please! Anarchy!  Shake that thing wild and free! Anarchy yeah!  Steady ready for the gig?! I know you know... these wings inside of you I know you know... they do get naughty too Before I go... there's something I wanna say Your sleepy anarchy... Wake it up! Wake it up! Anarchy!  Everyone wants to be me! Anarchy yeah!  Get it up so I can see! Anarchy!  Let it flow wild and free! Anarchy yeah!  Y'all ready for the gig?!

[phoenixyfriend]

Dear Creator Letter (rarepair event):

I haven't done this style of exchange before, so I hope this is useful to you folks!

I generally prefer fics about either getting together, or facing an outside conflict together. I'm not a fan of plots that feature almost breaking up due to interpersonal conflicts. If they almost break up due to an outside force (e.g. a third party is trying to push one into a political marriage, someone is kidnapped, that sort of thing), then it's fine, but I don't like 'well, you work too much and it's really putting a strain on the relationship' type stuff. Speedbumps on the way to the relationship are fine, though.

Tropes I enjoy or am open to:

Time-travel

No Order 66/Fix-it

Outsider POV

Working with/around each other's PTSD with each other

Raising children together

Arranged/political marriage

Epistolary elements (not the whole fic)

Hurt/Comfort (NOT whump)

Space OSHA and Space Paperwork and Space Logistics

When the Force does something really weird

When the Jedi blame Mortis (or Morai) for the Force doing something really weird

I enjoy pretty much any kind of gender play, including:

Character is now Nonbinary

Trans (in the direction of canon)

Trans (in the direction opposite canon)

Questioning/Experimenting

Fluid

Magic sex swaps of the 'woke up with my body a different reproductive setup, am learning the meaning of gender euphoria' variety

Whatever the hell Ranma 1/2 technically is

I do like AUs of all sorts, so long as the core of the character is intact, with vibes to match. This includes:

Modern - chill bakery/coffee shop/bookstore/beekeeper stuff - classy criminal playing cat and mouse with the FBI agent trying to catch them - 'oh no, you're my teenager's English teacher and this parent-teacher conference just got very awkward because we started dating over the summer before I knew' - one of them is a celebrity - literally just whatever

Historical Fantasy (mostly for the fashion and/or if the author gets really invested in things like trade routes and agricultural pressures and inane tax law)

History AU but only if you go the Bridgerton route of Fun And Funky Tropes Without The Racism

Royal Fantasy

Soulmate

Role Swap (does not have to be between the ship!)

Backstory swap (e.g. Never a Jedi AU, Raised a Sith AU, Senator of Tatooine AU, etc.)

For Want of a Nail

Faustian Castle AU

Fusion crossovers, like: - Leverage AU - Enchanted (2007) AU - Miraculous Ladybug - Naruto - Girl Genius by Phil and Kaja Foglio (this is incredibly niche, ignore if you're not super into it already)

Regarding my unwanted list

Basic ship things:

No Barr*ssoka.

I do not care about cloneshipping, but would prefer it be in the background if it's there at all.

I do not mind CodyWan, but would prefer it be in the background if it's there at all.

No Master/Padawan. I have exceptions when reading, but for an exchange, I'd prefer not to have any in my gift.

While I do love poly, please stick to the ships requested for the main ship. (If there are two or more that have overlapping characters, though, feel free to smush them together, e.g. Jango/Ahsoka and Ahsoka/Quinlan are on there, so Jango/Ahsoka/Quinlan would be fine)

Basic character/setting things:

No character bashing.

The whole Anakin/Consequences movement is one that I dislike immensely. If you don't know what it is, you're probably not doing it. If you do know what it is, then you know what I mean here.

It is very common/popular to write Qui-Gon as a neglectful, cold, or downright abusive caregiver/parent figure to the children in his care. I do not like this in the slightest.

For some reason, a lot of writers are very casual about violating a character's bodily autonomy "for their own good." I don't like this (unless it's horror, but that's a different topic), and ask that you refrain from having characters do something like that for a character's own good unless there are some massive extenuating circumstances.

I'm pro-Jedi and pro-New Mandos. I do not want anything that suggests they: - deserved what happened to them - needed to change or learn to accept more militant values/that attachment is good - were stealing/brainwashing children or engaging in cultural genocide

That said, I'm fine with Jedi choosing to leave the Order if given a reason to. (e.g. Obi-Wan deciding to stay on Melida/Daan because the Force insisted he should Because Reasons is fine)

I do like the True Mandos but please don't lionize them.

I have minimal interest in the Original Trilogy and no interest in the Sequels; my mind is squarely in the Prequels and pre-canon era. - That said, I do delight in having baby versions of the characters present; I am always open to toddler Skywalker twins cameo. - I'm not very into the Bad Batch. Cameos are fine.

Basic vibe things:

I do not want PWP, and figured it's easier to just do a blanket "no thanks" on smut and kink than try to navigate the details.

I am not a fan of sexual tension being the primary driver of the romance. I'm on the ace spectrum myself, and it always rings false to me.

If you write Rebellion/OT setting versions of the ships, please don't go hard on the clones being Old.

As much as I love a/b/o, I do not want it here, thank you.

Also not super into folkore AUs or vampire/werewolf AUs.

Self-explanatory DNW:

incest (cloneshipping is fine)

minor/adult ships - age difference of less than three years is fine - major age difference where both are adults is fine

reader insert

Lower body fluids (talking about blood or saliva is fine; excrement is not)

Sick fic (injury recovery is fine) IDK I just get nothing out of most sick fic

Non-canon Dark Histories meant only to make someone more sympathetic or pitiable (e.g. especially Rape as Backstory)

Downer endings (includes breakups that are not resolved)

Particularly dark topics, including: - Noncon - major character death (I'm fine with "Tarkin died and that sure is impacting the war" but "the main character's younger sister just died and the plot revolves around the grief" is a bit much) - underage sexual content - adultery/infidelity - whump - unresolved terminal illness - suicide - self-harm - domestic abuse - child abuse

ABOUT THE SHIPS (Favorite ships are bolded)

These are not prompts! These are just me trying to explain why/how I ship them, and the vibes I usually go for.

Ships I've enjoyed in theory or in fic, in both canon and weird AUs:

Anakin Skywalker/Cody I'm a huge fan of Anakin really, really wanting to impress Cody, and Cody being very hard to impress, but easily amused by Anakin's attempts. They're as close to equals as a clone and a natborn can be, and I think there's a lot to be explored with them.

Rex/Asajj Ventress Rex also does not want to be doing what he is doing. This crush is a terrible idea but holy shit he's doing it anyway. Ventress is fascinated by him despite herself.

Padme Amidala/Asajj Ventress: Padme "I can fix her" Amidala and Asajj "what is wrong with you do you not have a sense of self-preservation" Ventress

Barriss Offee/Anakin Skywalker Did you know they're only two years apart in canon? I like to imagine their hypothetical interactions during or after the war, when Barriss is either on her way to a Fall (cynical and losing faith, but not yet there) or recovering/on parole and learning to trust in the Force again, while Anakin is... basically on that same journey, but a few years ahead. He's already had his big horrible moment on Tatooine, and he relates to her in ways most of her peers can't.

Anakin Skywalker/Bo-Katan Kryze They are nightmare children to their respective older siblings and I adore them.

Shmi Skywalker/Mace Windu I haven't seen this ship before but I saw it in the tags list and I am Intrigued. Stepdad Mace is definitely fun, or we can always go with a "new bio dad for Ani" AU.

Jango Fett/Shmi Skywalker Two characters who are canonically defined by their parenthood (Shmi only exists because of Darth Vader's role in the OT; Jango only exists because of Boba's) but have been given more personality and backstory by extended canon, and I just. They have some very mixed up Traumas and Ethics. Shmi would have so many opinions on his actions. But also there is room for another bio-dad for Ani thing, if you want.

Qui-Gon Jinn/Jaster Mereel I haven't really seen this ship but I want to imagine them running into each other during the Obitine Year on the Run and just being Grumpy Old Men about having to pretend they don't notice the teenagers sneaking off for suspiciously long firewood gathering trips.

Anakin Skywalker/Torrent Company ...listen. IDK what to say about this. Anakin just really wants to make it up to his men for being in this situation. It's not a healthy dynamic and is driven at least partly by guilt.

Satine Kryze/Quinlan Vos Haven't read it before but HEY just be nice to Satine and I'll probably enjoy it.

Satine Kryze/Asajj Ventress Please just imagine Satine being a disciplinary partner who's teaching Ventress how to be a better person but they have to be really weird about it so that Ventress doesn't spook and run off because people are being Too Nice to her.

Jango Fett/Obi-Wan Kenobi/Satine Kryze POLITICAL NONSENSE AT ITS FINEST

Quinlan Vos/Obi-Wan Kenobi This is technically one of my OTPs but there's enough of it around that I'm not bothered if it's skipped. IDK why but I default to one of them being a trans dude for this ship more often than not.

Luminara Unduli/Obi-Wan Kenobi I think they'd be very chill and that Luminara is so calm and nice and polite that when she does make a snippy comment about a rude senator or something, Obi-Wna is the only one that gets it and he is delighted by the quiet sass.

Luminara Unduli/Obi-Wan Kenobi/Quinlan Vos Mix of the above, with an added dash of "one of us is masquerading as the brain cell but we're actually all here for the chaos."

Feemor/Shmi Skywalker I'd never heard of it until I saw the tag in this exchange but it looks like A LOT of fun.

Padme Amidala/Obi-Wan Kenobi/Satine Kryze Political shenanigans and extensive sass.

Jango Fett/Quinlan Vos I haven't really touched on them outside of a poly situation before, but I Wish To Hear More.

Open to age difference (as long as both are adults) OR time-travel:

Cody/Shmi Skywalker Listen to me. Listen. I think Cody would adore a woman who is calm and capable and worldly without being cynical or superpowered or mean. She's just very pragmatic and down to earth and kind and I think Cody would find that comforting. Meanwhile, Cody is also pragmatic, but he's the kind of capable that covers Shmi's own unskilled areas (primarily combat), that doesn't try to ignore or over-pity her history as a slave, and is capable of dealing with her superpowered child without being overwhelmed by the Force Abilities.

Anakin Skywalker/Mace Windu With an age difference at play, this is just... an explosion of Anakin's daddy issues, and Mace just humoring those issues, where Anakin is really into him but also really angry about it. Yes he wants to impress Mace. Yes he is also a little dedicated to pissing Mace off. It's complicated. (Please have Anakin being at least 23 if they've got an age difference of over a decade on.) Without the age difference, it's still the daddy issues, except this time Mace doesn't know what the hell he did to earn Anakin's complicated feelings.

Anakin Skywalker/Luminara Unduli I like the idea of Luminara being interested in a guy who is so totally the polar opposite of her. She doesn't want to fix him, but wants to be around him, and wants to be around that fire and passion, even if she has to rein him in once in a while. Anakin, meanwhile, finds her a genuinely calming presence, and the smiles and touches she graces him with when he does something difficult have him wanting to make her proud.

Bo-Katan Kryze/Ahsoka Tano NGL I'm mostly invested in either time-travel where Bo-Katan is inexplicably obsessed with a significantly more martial Jedi than the average, or canon timeline where the two of them are regularly coming to each other for comfort or help in the aftermath of RotS.

I primarily engage with these ships through time-travel or other AUs, as they are from different parts or generations of canon:

Jango Fett/Ahsoka Tano I've written so many time-travel fics about these two and all I can say is that I love Jango being reluctantly in love with a Jedi, because he shouldn't like her (either because Galidraan already happened and he's angry about it, or Galidraan hasn't happened but he's Mando and she's Jedi), while Ahsoka has some Conflicted Feelings about Jango because of the clones.

Ahsoka Tano/Quinlan Vos Fuck yeah, spies.