#gen alpha telemachus

[luthi3n]

Perimedes is one generation older than Telemachus. (Maaaybe two depending on his age compared to Tele and at what point in the generation label they were born.)

In a cut song, Perimedes says "yeet," which is Gen Z slang.

Therefore, it makes perfect sense in Epic canon for Telemachus to use Gen Alpha slang.

[k-is-for-potassium]

gen alpha telemachus they could never make me hate you

[app1es0uce]

Gen Alpha Telemachus doing Gen Alpha things

Telemachus: …….

Telemachus: Erm- guys- what the sigma!?

Telemachus: *About Antinous* Fam’s just got L rizz. Idk what to tell you, skill issue fr fr. Get good son

Telemachus: What the sigma- ☝️🤓

SKIBIDI TOILET SKIBIDI TOILET SKIBIDI TOILET SKIBIDI TOILET SKIBIDI TOILET SKIBIDI TOILET SKIBIDI TOULET SKIBIDI TOILET SKIBI-

[ochiody]

saw @orpheus-has-lyreizz s post abt gen z telemachus and i havent been able to get him out of my head since. congratulations hes brainrotted now

[sparkledbun-random]

Gen z Telemachus trying to teach his father the HOT TO GO! dance after all those years Odysseus didn't know what's happening around him (our disney princess tried penelope as well and may or may not have succeeded)

[laritamiauu]

TELEMACHUS IN A JERSEY THAT SAYS LITTLE WOLF I BEG OF YOU. GIVING YOU MY SOUL RN IF YOU DO IT

Emo gen alpha sigma wolf telemachus is my favorite thing ever

[ophii]

i love gen z telemachus credits to whoever came up with that

edit: for everyone saying skibidi is a gen alpha term - technically you are correct but im gen z and way too many of my friends say skibidi so take your pick

[evancordelia]

RIP Telemachus you would’ve loved ironically using gen alpha terms around your dad and then watching him get confused

RIP Odysseus you would’ve loved staying hip with the kids and their skibidi slicers and their ohio sigmas

[tagzpite]

Okay but seeing people post Gen Z Telemachus

It’s always Gen Alpha. GUYS GEN Z DONT USE SKIBBIDY TOILET.

[sparkledbun-random]

Wait, add smth: instead of the HOT TO GO! audio, put the demo bridge of it (I've heard it as an audio on tiktok recently lol) where she's not really singing, it's like she's teaching a new dance routine 🥺

Gen z Telemachus trying to teach his father the HOT TO GO! dance after all those years Odysseus didn't know what's happening around him (our disney princess tried penelope as well and may or may not have succeeded)

[sparkledbun-random]

If this post makes it to 111 notes I'll try my hand at animation (disclaimer: even if i do try, it won't be perfect, and it'll be my first try, but who knows, it might be fun!)

Gen z Telemachus trying to teach his father the HOT TO GO! dance after all those years Odysseus didn't know what's happening around him (our disney princess tried penelope as well and may or may not have succeeded)

[kindred-spirit-93]

telemachus: lol get good son

atinuous: MF WE THE SAME AGE

telerizzus: yah well i wear it better (⌐■_■)

antinuous: WELL. AT LEAST I HAVE A DAD

telemachus: *le gasp* OH NO THE FUCK YOU DIDNT

athena: OH NO THE FUCK HE DIDNT

penelope from her room: xenia be fucking damned. antinuous ur one dead son of a bitch when i catch u ill tell u that

Gen Alpha Telemachus doing Gen Alpha things

Telemachus: …….

Telemachus: Erm- guys- what the sigma!?

Telemachus: *About Antinous* Fam’s just got L rizz. Idk what to tell you, skill issue fr fr. Get good son

Telemachus: What the sigma- ☝️🤓

SKIBIDI TOILET SKIBIDI TOILET SKIBIDI TOILET SKIBIDI TOILET SKIBIDI TOILET SKIBIDI TOILET SKIBIDI TOULET SKIBIDI TOILET SKIBI-

[erosjournal]

imagine if gen alpha telemachus met jason grace 😔😭

TELEMACHUS IN A JERSEY THAT SAYS LITTLE WOLF I BEG OF YOU. GIVING YOU MY SOUL RN IF YOU DO IT

Emo gen alpha sigma wolf telemachus is my favorite thing ever