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manathefandommantaray · 6 years ago
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Just have some comics about some JSAB characters! Why? Because I want to! ^w^
Anyway, the dates below the Tunixes are their release dates. The earlier the release date, the older they are.
There are more Tunixes to come :3
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shanie-the-toyaddict · 2 years ago
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So, uh… I have these tendencies to hyper focus on stuff. Recently, it started with watching wrestling to “catch up” with some of the Attitude era people.
And even though the drama is an issue for people… I’m sorry, but I now have a lotta love for Shane for SO many reasons! Count me in as a fan. :)
Oh geez, I am so sorry that it took me so long to respond to this. I totally blanked on responding to this and then forgot it was in here until I saw you on Smash's blog. I am so happy you love Shane! He was my childhood hero and got me through so many dark dark times. And, when he came back, he reignited my love for Wrestling and, well, here I am! I am so happy to have you on the team. Please, feel free to peruse my tag for him and please enjoy the figures I have made! (Some of them are actually kind of nice!) I apologize that, since he's departed, this has mostly become a Zowens blog but when new Shane stuff comes across my dash, I'm quick to share it.
Anyway, welcome aboard!
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wanderinghellkitten · 5 years ago
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2000th post
So... This kinda means something to me. I’m honestly amazed that I made it this far. To cut a long story short, that’s 200 pages on the blog, a goal I honestly thought I’d never reached.
So since I forgot to celebrate the anniversary of this blog like an idiot, I thought I’d make a post here and be honest with my feelings instead of being a tsundere idiot. I’ve taken some liquid courage (and decided that alcoholic beverages really aren’t for me) so... As is traditional, it’s time I made an appreciation post.
I wanted to do more than just 9 people but I think it’d be a little bit over the top of I just... listed everyone I follow. Here goes.
Amber @twinfoxtails is my wonderful senpai who inspired me to start this blog. When I first thought about starting a blog for Hailey, I thought that ocs couldn’t do well for themselves. And then I found Eri. And I went through pages and pages of funny or heartfelt or just generally well-written stuff. I was honestly pretty inspired... and I can’t stress enough how inspirational you are for me. So more than anything else, if I’d never seen Eri’s blog, Amber, Hailey would never even have been here, and I wouldn’t have met all the wonderful people in this list, and all the people who aren’t, who are just as wonderful.
Chiru @nekofantasia is the second active blog I followed. I liked your Chen at once, which is saying something, since she’d always been a character I’ve been more or less indifferent too. I enjoyed seeing the Chenanigans. I enjoyed seeing you mess around. Hell, I even enjoyed the ramblings about how terrible your teachers are, and I enjoyed seeing you ramble about androgynous girls on your personal. You were the first person who followed me back, and that feeling of “oh wow someone cool and pro and amazing noticed me” is honestly what helped me kick off at the start.
Dawn @uncorruptedchampion/ @misplacedmuses is a big bulli but heccin great either way. Honestly, I love your writing and I cannot stress that enough. Yours is my favourite out of everyone I’ve seen, and that seriously means something. And dammit, without you this blog would have died so many times down the middle. There were so many times that I thought I wasn’t going to be able to carry on and then you’d do like a short thread with me and... everything got better. I’ll never get sick of reading your writing, even if I don’t really have the time to read every single post.
Kako @soulwitch/ @volatilepaths is someone I’ve admired for a long time but only really got to talk to recently. You... are also a bulli, but screw that I love talking to you. Your floods are amazing and I love looking through them thinking “oh geez, that’s a lotta stuff.” The amount of effort you put into Redbellion is truly inspirational. tying all those little plots together for a myriad of people and still getting it done, telling a story with input from so many contributors, creating a varied cast who laugh and cry, fight and die... I haven’t been giving it as much attention as it deserves, but it’s truly amazing.
Angel who’s got so many blogs that I can’t even tag them all so I’m gonna tag her art blog @angelsreprisal is someone who should go to bed! Do I need to say anything for you? I think we both know everything I’d ever want to say. Including how smug I am that you lost the last bet. So I’ll send you a Meebo later instead >:3
Kana @inadcquacy (or @ranpirds if you want their art blog) is a heccin wiznerd. Your art is still just fantastic, and you drew Hailey so well the first time that I’m still not gonna change the art for the bio unless you specifically revamp it and tell me to. I miss your Flan (although I don’t miss editing backgrounds for your Alice blog) and Hailey misses her too. A lot. Like seriously. Good luck with Abby.
Bunny who no longer rps anymore is a gay ass nerd whom I’m literally talking to on discord right now sssssss. You and your Tewi really... were great. And those reactions too, they gave me a right laugh. You always make me laugh, you’re a nerd. You know everything I’d like to say to you as well, so... Kurumi, Yuki, Aya, Youko, Karen and so many more >:3
Johnny @johnny-writes is a writer who has devoted a lot of time to what he does. Whether it be for his phd or his rp, he always puts in effort and time, takes care of the details. I’m gonna miss seeing you around, buddy, but good luck with your paper. Perhaps I’ll see your name on a fancy research paper with a Dr. in front of it someday, eh? (although your field of study and mine don’t exactly align)
Fox @shootingxstardust is a dangus nerd. What am I gonna do with you, huh? Random memes, Godzilla, semi-lewd materials, bad puns, randomly calling me in the morning to ask me what I think about your sister’s voice... Hang on, I’m allowed to talk about that, right? You’re fun. You’re chill. I’m sorry to hear about your dog. Good luck with... everything.
Oh look that’s everyone done! It only took me getting drunk off my face to be honest with my feelings and not be a tsundere git! Everyone else... I heccin love you all, you’re great, but these nine I had to specifically mention for putting up with my dumb mediocrity all the time. If you’re reading this, have a good day. Feel free to laugh about the fact that I’m such a tsundere I actually had to get drunk to be honest sssssss.
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zxanthe · 7 years ago
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tagged by @alliope and @raythebrutallyhonestguy
got tagged twice so treating u guys to like a billion questions i guess
1. What kind of music do you listen to?
pretty much everything except modern country and gangster rap
2. Do you prefer to keep your living space neat and tidy or do you like a certain amount of mess?
neat and tidy, because that way i can fuckin find everything. also it looks nice and makes me feel like i have a modicum of control over my life ahaha
3. What was the first ship you remember really shipping?
oh god. oh man. oh god. fuckin leafpool and crowfeather from warrior cats. god. i was in Deep man. it was awful
4. Do you have a certain show or book series that holds a lot of nostalgic value for you? If so, what was it?
sssIIIIIGGGGHHHH...warrior cats definitely because it was probably my first Real Fandom...also teen titans, and soul eater weirdly, because it was baby’s first ever animu
5. What is your favorite type of food?
spicy
6. Was there ever a fad or activity from your childhood that you could never understand or get into?
literally everything. little zxanthe wanted to keep up with the trends and stuff because Everyone Else Was Doing/Wearing Them, but it was entirely too much effort and frankly rather silly and so after like fifth grade i pretty much just quit caring
7. What’s your favorite time of day?
mmmMMMM...i like dawn, when nobody’s awake yet and it’s like the world is holding its breath and it’s like u are all by yourself
8. What’s your favorite type flower and why?
fuck dude i dunno...they’re all beautiful and amazing. but imma say SUCCULENTS even though THEYRE NOT FLOWERS bc they don’t die if u don’t water them for a few days
9. (Stealing this one from Sora) What’s your favorite cliché/trope in fiction?
i’m weak for childhood friends to lovers ;_;
10. Did/do you do any extracurricular activities when you were in school and what were they?
oh god ok so in middle school i did All The Sports and i was solidly mediocre. i think in 8th grade i managed to graduate from c team to b team. noteworthy accomplishments include finally managing to whack the stupid volleyball over the net, thus winning the game, and also outrunning literally everyone on the basketball team. my skinny ass was fast. made it really easy 2 run away from my problems. i also got like 3rd place at the district track meet for...geez i think it was the 400 m dash. i did the 400 m my eighth grade year and the 800 m my seventh grade year. i was good at high jump in 7th grade but not so much in 8th ahaha
uhh...in elementary i did drama club. i took piano lessons and guitar lessons. when i got to middle school i learned the clarinet and in 8th grade joined the high school band, since my school was small as hell. and then i basically grew into a giant band geek. i kicked ass at solo and ensemble competitions. god i miss band. i had so much fun. i also did one act play in high school. that was also hells of fun, and something i will miss very much. and uil academics. i always did great in the spelling competition but good lord it was so much studying; lowkey glad that’s over with.
11. What’s your favorite piece of work that you’ve ever created and what about it do you love so much?
s i g h...that is a really hard question. my fic synthesis comes to mind, because it’s my first and so far only completed longfic; however theres a lot abt it i’d change. probably one of my favorite pieces that comes to mind is this shitty little untitled oneshot buried on my hard drive featuring soul and maka. it doesn’t make a lot of sense, but i like the dialogue and atmosphere of it.
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1. What’s your fave music genre?
that is a really hard question so i guess i’ll just say rock?? lotta good subgenres in that one
2. What’s your fave song?
i’ve had bodysnatchers playing on loop in my brain for the past week
3. What’s your fave movie/tv show/anime?
samurai champloo’s pretty good
4. What’s your fave tv show/anime/movie genre?
science fiction ftw
5. What’s your fave videogame genre?
ROBOTS
6. What’s your fave videogame?
inside was pretty great
7. What’s your fave kind of food?
SPICY
8. What’s your fave dish?
anything wrapped in a tortilla and fried
9. What’s the thing you do best?
procrastinate
10. What’s the thing you do worst?
be human
11. What’s going on?
tumblr is the literal worst and won’t let me put a pic of he-man here :/
bluh blorp here’s some qs 4 yall
1. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
2. Are you reliable?
3. If you could ask your future self one question, what would it be?
4. Do you hold grudges?
5. What is the most unusual conversation you’ve ever had?
6. Are you a good liar?
7. How long could you go without talking?
8. What has been you worst haircut/style?
9. What do you like on your toast?
10. What is the last thing you drew a picture of?
tagging uhhh @toooceanblue​, @a-ffection​, @skadventuretime​ and whoever else wants to do this thing
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courage-a-word-of-justice · 7 years ago
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Girls’ Last Tour 1 - 2 | Juuni Taisen 4 - 5 | Ancient Magus’ Bride 2 - 3 | Idolish7 1 - 2
The only one I’ve properly kept up with out of my 5 shows this season is Juuni Taisen, so I’m going to roll out the tag for that show first. Also, the Idolish7 first two episodes became free recently so I cover them here too.
Girls’ Last Tour 1
Pipes…grunge…hey, doesn’t this look familiar? *glares at Princess Principal*
I’ve only seen one episode of Made in Abyss but I get a bad feeling about these character designs…
I’m worried about this falling into the Yuri Divide. Sure,the fandom can do what it wants, but please don’t ship the lolis.
Oh right. Wind, meaning there’s an opening somewhere.
That dramatic eye opening made the outside world seem like an anticlimax. C’mon, show. You can do better than that.
I feel like Chito says “shut up” a lot, even though she’s only said it twice. I get how she’s kind of relatable, but this show’s not on the level of MMO Junkie or even Juuni Taisen. It’s just kinda…average.
Did Tangled ever teach you how to use a pan, Yuu?
Everything’s kinda WWI-esque. It’s kinda unsettling for a person who’s never properly seen war.
Even in this snowy world, you could still learn to hunt and cook, right?
If you kill your friend in a post-apocalyptic world, you’ll be lonely by war. Don’t kill each other, kiddos. Lives are precious.
This is serious, kiddos! C’mon!
Eating snow is meant to quench your thirst, but it’s not any good for hunger. Apparently.
Well, I’m quite lukewarm on this. I’ve already found my seasonal hits and I study globalisation, so it’s no surprise I find this stuff a lot like my weekly content. Nonetheless, whoever decided to put Classicaloid behind a paywall’s gonna have to pay (pun not intended)!
Girls’ Last Tour 2
I half expect a “hey you!” joke but they don’t work in Japanese…
What are the wiggly things on the ground next to Chi and Yuu in the OP??? Leeches???
Oh geez. Now they even draw cleavage on the lolis. Meaning these guys are just drawn young. That’s both a good and a bad thing.
Those letters seem to be…no language in particular.
Book burning. What a thing to throw in.
Oh. The blocky writing is actually hiragana or katakana. You just need to look at it closely.
I think that was meant to be comedy…but it was so cruel. Poor book.
I think what they’re saying is “don’t burn history”, but I think we learnt that a long time ago when the Chinese burnt books.
Maybe if these gals had Bear Grylls they’d survive a bit longer…?
Lemme guess: either Yuu burnt them all, destroyed them all or read them all.
The original joke was gomen wa, where ne is similar to wa. At least, I think it’s a wa. It could be a re.
The red circle said Yuu wrote the me wrong, so it’s actually probably gonun ne.
Well, someone funded a sakuga ending. Like the one from ACCA with dancing Lotta.
Juuni Taisen 4
I find it heavily symbolic that Nezumi likes eating eggs. Eggs represents chickens…and conundrums…
Ooh…bam. Nisio Isin’s going the Middle Eastern proxy route.
Hmm. Interesting, it’s basically Bystander Effect: the War.
The anime’s currently ahead of the manga, so I got slightly startled by Boar’s appearance. However, I’ve read some spoilers elsewhere, so I knew she was going to be in Monkey’s story somewhere else. I just didn’t think it was this soon.
Recycled footage…bad show! Bad!
LOL, CGI tank. Sorry for ruining the mood, but that stood out a bit too much for my liking.
“…participation is mandatory…” – Huh. I never saw that detail coming.
“Ow. I thought you were against violence.” – (LOL.) Yeah, but apathy isn’t good when something’s coming to get you in the sewers, so I’m with Monkey on this.
Wa-wait! Y’mean, Rabbit can use Chicken to use Eye of the Cormorant…so Monkey will die this ep??? [Monkey dying]’s exactly what I’ve been fearing for the duration of this episode. Update: If you want the spoiler version from the end of the ep…she didn’t die.
Notice Monkey uses moves that use the strength of her opponent against her. It’s a very pacifist touch, so to speak.
There are a series of images that flash by before the casual clothes part of the ED. If you observe them closely, you’ll see a lot of them involve the number 12. (Example: the cubes have lines on them that read “12”.)
LOL, I think I only just now spotted the bodyguard behind Boar. He’s hard to spot behind all the splatter.
Home boy and his T-bars make me laugh every time. Then of course, there’s Mr Floofy Jacket.
Oh, it’s Duodecuple who’s doing these next ep previews. I couldn’t figure out who it was last time I tried.
Juuni Taisen 5
Genius, with a capital letter? They keep calling him the Genius of Slaughter in his backstory, so I guess that’s where it’s from.
A Wolf in Sheep’s Clothing is the same in Japanese as it is English, so at least the pun is there.
LOL, this episode is pretty much all “stuff goes kaboom!”, and that’s pretty much the way of the Sheep. Haha.
Of mice and men, eh??? (I read enough spoilers to know who the victor is…but I don’t know how they win.)
Whoa, yeah, baby! Bring that action! (That happens to be exactly the way I imagine my own action stories – from the front seat, so to speak.)
The snake’s winking! So cute! I want me some plushies like those!
Old-Timer. Haha, great pun on so many, many levels.
Ancient Magus’ Bride 2
I started doing a productivity blog and got caught up in it so much, I neglected anime! Imagine that – me, neglecting anime!
Oh, there’s a little “open” sign near the door.
It’s anime Hogwarts! Only the train is more colorful…LOL. (Actually, Little Witch Academia is anime Hogwarts, so scratch that.)
Ooh, Elias has a good taste in faces. Not that I’m complaining or anything. (Looks like En-chan, to boot.)
Elias is like the NEET genius of the magic world here. It’s kinda funny.
What’s a Gem’s Bee? (No spoilers, I’m not a manga reader!)
Angelica’s like her (Chise’s) mother, LOL. Seeing Elias properly emote is hilarious, hilarious! (Why I procrastinated on this show? Because it’s a slow mover that should be appreciated in its own time, but I’m not good with binging so…that’s why I’m only watching it now.)
Oh! No wonder Angelica seems like a mother. She is a mother.
Ooh! Ice flowers. Pretty. I’ve already gotten way too many screenshots for my own good out of this show…As a writer, I feel like I could never make a story like this.This is a story best fostered under someone else’s hand.
Poppies, eh? To me, poppies symbolise war and sticking out, but that’s just a product of where I was born. In the case of war, poppies represent the blood of the fallen and those who rise above that.
Speaking of stories I couldn’t write, I’m currently bringing Next to Me to a close. I feel like that’s my best match to AMB, which is why my thoughts dwell on stories so much right now. Next to Me is one of those stories where the world matters just as much as the character building, if not more, which is why the understated majesty of AMB is a good match.
Seeing a blonde Englishman use –kun like a Japanese is a bit disorienting.
Simon really treats Chise like a child, eh?
The “open” sign now says “close”. What is this house, an apothecary?
The CGI door was a bit weird…
Whoa! That was a bit of a fast approach into the dragon scene, but apparently the dragon part of AMB was really hyped…
Ancient Magus’ Bride 3
How does skelly-man see like that?
The dragons look like…Pokémon! (That was my first thought, LOL.)
This blonde is Lindel from the promo material I’ve read. He looks like zaShunina (Kado), so it’s best to be wary of him.
Ooh, now there’s an application of shadows I’d never be able to think of!
Holy flame spirits, Batman! Elias has a tongue! (I got spoilered on that by ANN, but it’s crazy seeing it in context.)
Ancient mages shouldn’t be hot like zaShunina! Where are the real old fogeys like Kiku(hiko, SGRS)?
Uncle Nevin! I found it extremely charming this uil has a name beyond “Uil”.
Can these dragons read minds? Or is it just the power of Dragon Knowledge (TM)?
When they say “Anime saved my life”, I guess they never meant it this literally…or at least, Chise never meant it this literally.
That dragon has way too many eyes!!! Yipes.
Huh. I haven’t felt this feeling since SGRS. The feeling of a masterpiece on my eyeballs.
羽鳥チセ <- That’s how you write Chise’s name, so they did another “Western creature uses Japanese knowledge” thing…
D’aww. That was beautiful! No wonder people like it, now I like it too. Nothing short of majestic, guys, nothing short of majestic.
Hey, the guy who voiced Nevin is called Ryuuzaburo. Ryuu means dragon in this case. (Meta pun!)
Idolish 7 1
Crunchyroll really tried to hype this thing up! Wow. So, here I am at what could pretty much be called a premiere event of the simulcast commentary. Enjoy, friends.
By the way, I’ve tried a bit of the Idolish 7 game (but since it was on BlueStacks, I couldn’t do the “rhythm” part of the rhythm game very well and subsequently couldn’t get too far) and of course, there’s a vested interest through Shirai, Masuda and Nishiyama. Update: There’s no Nishiyama in sight. Sorry, guys.
Oh wow. This is exactly as I remember it in the game, right down to the word!
Yay! I was looking forward to seeing the basketball scene adapted, since it’s possibly the only scene I got to experience in the game in its (Japanese) entirety. Bring the dang game to the Western world, Bandai!
Riku is such a pure cinnamon bun when he gets the basketball back.
LOL, Nagi is such a flirt, kyaa~ (semi-sarcastic).
I don’t remember them dropping Trigger’s name so early…geesh, my memory must be sketchier than I thought it was.
Just as a reference, Iori (black) is 17 while Riku (red) is 18.
Ooh, I just spotted a Trigger ad on one building during that cut.
Ooh, good sense of drama these guys have got going.
Idolish 7 2
Expressiveness for a grump like Yamato, LOL.  
LOL, there’s a shark in the back…
Iori has a cat shirt, hahaha.
Cool and sharp…stationery? Like a compass?
Iori’s so sarcastic, I can’t tell f he’s ever being serious or not.
I don’t know who’s my favourite so far out of these i7 boys. Probably the one similar to my husbando, Tamaki.
Ahh, gotta love me a good, honest hardworking anime gal. You don’t see them very often, y’know. It’s refreshing.
That was a great Iori impression Mitsuki did, even visually (note: I didn’t listen to Mitsuki do the impression, I only read the subs…hence my comment). Troyca really captured the style of the game, to boot, which is another cherry on the cake.
Notice Iori stands in front of the D.C. (da capo) and leaves to reveal it.
I researched who Riku’s brother is while I was watching ep 1 and…(spoilers for the uninitiated!) the brother is Tenn of Trigger!
There was a soba ad in the back in one lingering shot…
Hey, I get the feeling there’s CGI involved in this dance segment, but it’s…hardly detectable! Amazing! These guys seem to have gone a long way since the horribly animated Monster Generation MV.
Notice they (Troyca) only use CGI in (mostly) shots which don’t involve closeups.
Of course Nagi winks in the middle of his performance…
Whoo, yeah. That was a bold move by Crunchyroll, and of course that would grab me more than just leaking the first ep. I wonder if any critics covered this on their blogs…? Or would it not matter, since critics wouldn’t cover this “uncritical slop” anyway? Nonetheless, I covered it, and that’s what matters! (Update: Yeah, all the critics – Frog-kun, Lauren in Space, Mage in a Barrel etc. - passed on it. As expected of those critics…)
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sansationalsoriel · 8 years ago
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Sansational! Part 3: Empress-ed
Only thing better than a bachelor party is a bachelor after party!
Sansational!
Part 3: Empress-ed
Sans
Boy, what a crazy night this was turning out to be. I was treated to two bachelor parties, great gifts, and a free lap dance thanks to Asgore. What did a lazy ass like me do to deserve such great family and friends?
Now I was on my way to get my complimentary lap dance from The Empress. I got the empress-ion that she was pretty popular in this strip club. If her photo on the card was any indication, I could kinda see why. She was a beautiful monster. Not as beautiful as Tori, but she came pretty damn close. From the looks of things she was also tall like Toriel…and I gotta admit I liked that. Geez…I think I might have a bit of a fetish going here.
The V.I.P. room was dimly lit with purple track lighting. It was pretty quiet compared to outside the door. I could kind of hear the music coming from the main part of the club, but it was very muffled. There was some ambient music playing softly and the subtle scent of lavender hung in the air. I didn't see anyone else in the room, so I settled down on the sectional sofa and got comfortable. I noticed a complimentary bottle of fancy ketchup sitting on one of the end tables. I felt so happy when I read the gift tag, which read 'to my sexy Sans from your future wife. I'll ketchup with you later.' So that must have been why Tori asked me if I had gotten to the club yet. She wanted to make sure her gift for me got there before me. She's such a sweet lady. I'll make sure to thank her when I get home.
As I took a swig of ketchup I froze, the bottle still pressed against my mouth, when I heard an unfamiliar voice coming from a shadowy place near the back of the room. It sounded feminine and soft with a slight accent I couldn't quite place.
"'Allo, cutie. 'Ow you enjoying your time so far?"
I set my ketchup bottle down and peered into the dimly lit corner see the hint of a tall, slender figure leaning against the wall. I couldn't make out all of her features, but I could clearly see a pair of long, lean legs covered in silver gray fur. I recalled the photo on the lap dance pass and came to the conclusion that I was in the presence of the Empress.
"uh…hey…i'm having a sans-tastic time. thanks for asking."
In spite of the dimmed lights I could still make out the puzzled expression on her face. She stood up straight and took a few steps toward me, allowing me to get a better look at her. As I expected, she was tall. She didn't seem to be as tall as Tori, who's 6'9". I'd say the Empress is about 6' tall. She had a pretty face with almond shaped eyes. Her ears were set near the top of her head and looked kind of like a cat's ears. Her pearly fangs poked from beneath her flirty smile as she continued to approach me. I'm not gonna lie. This monster was fuckin' sexy. She was so sexy it was making me feel uncomfortable.
"While I'm glad you've been having fun tonight, I'm 'bout to take the fun to a whole…other…level." As she spoke the last three words she took three more steps closer. "But first, I need you to close your eyes and don't open them until I tell you."
I gave it some thought before shutting my eye sockets. I didn't know this monster, and I kinda have trust issues that go way back. Then I realized I was being a bit paranoid. She was just going to give me a lap dance. That's what she was getting paid for. If she crossed the line I would make sure that she had a bad time. So, I closed my eye sockets. As soon as I did that I heard some music start playing. It sounded like a club remix of 'Sexual Healing', or some shit. By then I could feel a presence right in front of me. Moments later I felt a furry hand against my left malar bone and a warm pair of lips press against my right one. She had overstepped her boundaries from the get go. I immediately pushed her away as my magic pooled into my left eye socket.
Normally, I'm a pretty laid back monster. It takes a lot to get me riled up. There's certain things you just don't do to me. Don't mess with my family and DO NOT overstep personal boundaries. I went off on her like a rabid dog, I was so pissed.
"look, bitch! you got a lotta nerve puttin' your lips on me! this may be my first lap dance, but i have sense enough to know that it don't involve kissing! you're lucky i didn't…!"
Once my eyes caught up with my mouth I had to pause. Hold on…milky white fur, long floppy ears, horns, and reddish brown eyes? This isn't the same monster from the photo, or the same monster that was just standing in front of me! What the fuck happened?
"t-tori?" That's when I saw that lovely smile and there was no doubt in my mind, even in the dim light. Oh, god…I had just called my fiancé a bitch! "tori! babe, i'm so sorry!" It took me a moment to realize that I had my left hand thrust forward and that my future wife's soul was visible and blue. I apologized profusely after I cancelled out my spell. I didn't stop apologizing until her big, soft hands took hold of my face and she kissed me.
"Sans, it is all right."
"b-but i just called you a bitch and turned your soul blue and…!"
"Sans…my love, you didn't know it was me at first. I'm actually glad that you reacted that way."
"what? really?"
"Yes. You want to know why, do you not?" I was curious about that, in spite of me finally noticing the lacy, purple lingerie she was wearing. The lighting gave her fur and the lace an iridescent appearance, and the lingerie accentuated her curves perfectly. I couldn't believe I almost dunked the shit out of this gorgeous lady! "Sans, are you all right?"
"huh? oh, yeah. i'm fine. was just admiring the view." She giggled shyly and blushed. Oh my stars, she's so precious.
"Thank you. I'm glad you like it. Anyway, The reason I'm here is because…I haven't been honest with myself or you about my feelings."
"what do you mean, tori?"
"I know I said I'm ok with you looking at the strippers, and I am…it's just that once I found out about the lap dance it bothered me…a lot." She leaned closer until our foreheads touched and we were seeing eye to eye. "I can't stand the thought of someone else touching you…that way."
"so, you're saying you were jealous?"
"Y-yes. I probably sound silly…"
"no,no! that actually sounds kinda hot to me. you don't want some other lady pawin' all over your sexy sansy, right?"
"Right." That's when I saw her look down at my shirt. "Sans, why are you wearing a shirt with a rooster and an owl on it?" I decided to give her moment to catch on.
"take a closer look, babe." I could tell the wheels were turning in her mind, then she shrugged, having given up on figuring out the punchline. "if you cross and owl with a rooster you get...a cock that stays up all night." And then came that bubbly, bleaty, beautiful laugh of hers. There was no way I could have NOT fallen in love with that laugh. Still giggling, she kissed me once more before standing up. Wow. This gorgeous creature was going to be my wife in a couple days. I gotta make damned sure I don't fuck things up.
"Sans…uh, since I pretty much ruined your free lap dance I would love to make it up to you."
"oh, really? how so?"
"I'm going to give you a private show. You'd like that, would you not?"
In my mind I shouted a hearty 'HELL YEAH!' which came out as "sounds cool to me, tori."
She ran over to some kind of control panel on the other side of the room. She manipulated the screen for a few seconds until another song started playing. Once she returned she did something I had never seen her do before. She danced. Now I had seen Tori dance before, but that was silly, goofy fun she had with Frisk. This dance was neither silly nor goofy. It did leave me with a goofy ass grin on my face though. Well, goofier than normal. I had no idea that Toriel could roll her hips like that. Soon she had her whole body moving as if she had made time and space her bitch and was loving every second. It was like watching liquid fire. She looked glorious. It was suddenly clear to me that I was marrying a goddess.
When she knelt in front of me I could feel her body heat and magic radiating from her. That's when the teasing began. She began rubbing my rib cage through my t-shirt as she brushed her soft fur against my bones. Damn, that felt good! I could feel her heat down to the marrow.
"Sans…"
"yeah, tori?"
"What did you think of my dance?"
"I thought it was quite hip-notizing." I shuddered as she laughed at the pun. It wasn't her usual, cute laugh. It was deeper and more sensual. Damn it, how did this sweet lady turn out to be so fuckin' hot?
Toriel
Words can't express how happy it made me to see my fiancé enjoying my touch. Until we had our first intimate encounter I had no idea a skeleton monster had so many sensitive spots. The very thought of some other female touching my Sans in those sensitive spots got me fired up, and not in a good way. He's my skele-cutie and I was going to make sure to make this the best bachelor after party for my love.
I lifted his t-shirt and slid my hands over his ribcage as I released a tiny bit of my magic. His cute little moans just encouraged me to tease him even more. I asked him to raise his arms above his head, allowing me to remove his t-shirt with ease. I was surprised he let me take it off in a place far beyond our bedroom. Hell, it wasn't until five months into our dating that he removed all of his clothes when we made love. He tended to be self conscious about the scars on his left humerous and several of his ribs. He never told me what caused the scars, and I didn't press him for details.
As I continued to massage his rib cage I couldn't help but gaze into his face. His eyes were half closed, his smile was relaxed, and his cheekbones were tinted blue. He looked as if he was in paradise, and I felt a bit proud that my touch took him there. It was time to kick the teasing up a notch. I knew his spinal column was another sensitive spot for him, so I gripped it at the base just above his sacrum. I smiled as I got a big reaction from him. He let out a pleasured groan as he arched his spine. I so love it when he's vocal like this. Once I started licking his sternum I had him begging and pleading for his release. I was going to give him what he wanted, just not right then and there. It wasn't long before my beloved Sans was a sobbing mess. He always cried just before his climax, which I found so adorable. He was feeling so good he could no longer contain himself. I told him how cute he looked as I kissed away his tears.
"t-tori…i'm s-so close…" he whimpered as I traced a claw down his sacrum to his coccyx. I gave his tail bone slow, deliberate strokes as we shared a kiss. With one last down stroke I felt him moan into our kiss. It sent a wonderful, vibrant sensation through my whole body as his magic mixed with mine. He then slumped down on the sofa shirtless, eyes closed, and with the most content expression I'd ever seen. "babe, that was fuckin' amazing. remind me to return the favor soon."
"You can bet I most certainly will, my dear."
I leaned in for another kiss when the dimmed lights suddenly brightened. Sans' eyes shot open and we both looked around to see who had turned on the lights. Although I couldn't see her, I heard the Empress' voice give a brief explanation.
"You were booked for thirty minutes, sweetie. Sorry, but your time's up. There's a wash room with a shower back 'ere if you need it. Congratulations on your pending nuptials."
With that we didn't hear her speak another word. Sans and I decided to make use of the shower. I noticed a gift bag for Sans on the sink. It contained a Peccadillos t-shirt, a music CD, some K-Y jelly, and a pair of soft cuffs. Oh, my…I could see all these things being quite useful in the future.
My fiancé and I took a quick shower together. Sans spent most of it with his face either buried in my cleavage or between my legs. After our shower Sans donned the complimentary t-shirt and put his punny t-shirt and bottle of fancy ketchup in the gift bag. I kissed him one last time before he headed back to the main part of the club. Before leaving the V.I.P. room he paused to ask me something.
"tori, how did you find out about the lap dance when even i didn't know about it?"
"Oh, I have my connections, sweetie. Being the former Queen of Monsters does have its perks."
"heh. that makes sense. also, how did you convince the empress to let you switch places with her?"
"Sans, my love, I was trained in diplomacy so I'm quite aware of the power of persuasion."
With a flick of my wrist I let some of my fire magic dance across my fingertips for emphasis. I think I got my point across.
Sans
Holy shit, Toriel can be a bit savage. I think that's one of the sexiest things about her. Boy, have I got issues. I kissed my future wife one last time before we parted ways, making sure to ask her to be wearing that lingerie when I made it home. She said she'll consider it. Tori can be such a tease. She left the back way to go pick up Frisk from the babysitter's house (and to avoid the rest of the guys seeing her), while I returned to our reserved tables.
"WELCOME BACK, BROTHER! HOW WAS YOUR LAP DANCE?"
"it was pretty great. in fact, i was quite…"
"OH GOD, SANS, NO…"
"…empress-ed."
"DAMN IT, NOW I REGRET EVEN ASKING," Papyrus grumbled as we all pretty much staggered onto the party bus.
"guys, i just want to thank you for all this. i had a really great time. i hadn't had that much fun in a while."
"Aww, no problem, Sans. Glad you enjoyed yourself." Doggo slapped me on the back pretty hard. It knocked the breath outta me for a second. He seemed pretty drunk, but not as drunk as Dogamy.
"hey, dogamy, you got any other plans for the night?"
"H-hellllll yeahhhhh! I'm a…I'm a go home and f-fu-fuck da SHIT outta my wife! Whoo!"
"tmi, dude. tmi."
"Fuck you, Sans! HA HA!"
"no thanks, i'm taken."
The party bus driver was kind enough to drop each of us at our respective homes. Leaving a bunch of inebriated monsters wandering the streets wasn't good for business apparently. It's a good thing we all lived near each other. Paps and I were the last ones to be dropped off. When we got inside it was quiet in the house. That was expected since it was about 1 AM. Fortunately it was Spring Break so Frisk didn't have to get up for school. Although Frisk attended Monster School (for the most part), Toriel, who was the headmistress of the school, did her best to observe the same breaks and holidays that the human schools followed. That was also the reason Tori and I chose that particular weekend for our wedding.
Paps and I shuffled upstairs to our rooms to call it a night. I was still a bit tipsy and didn't trust myself to teleport. Shit, I might've ended up with my head in the toilet or somethin'. I stopped by Frisk's to check on them. They were out cold. I stroked their messy brown locks then gave them a good night skele-kiss on the top of their head. When I got to the room I shared with Tori I could see she was already sound asleep. I couldn't help but smile at the sight of her wearing the beautiful lingerie from before. My lady sure is great at keeping a promise. I changed into a pair of pajama bottoms, but kept my Peccadillos t-shirt on. I climbed into bed to cuddle up with the soft and warm love of my life. I played with one of her velvety ears as I observed her peaceful features. I'm such a lucky goofball to have such a wonderful, beautiful lady by my side.
"i love you so fuckin' much, tori." Right then I heard the cutest snore/snort come from her. My Tori is just so damned perfect.
Next Part: Eat, Drink, and Be Married
AN: The song I imagine Tori would dance to for Sans is a real song titled 'Luv Ya Bad.' There's lyrics that refer to 'my queen, my wife' and the song in general made me think of Toriel and Sans. Also, the tropical dance mix of 'Sexual Healing' is also a real thing. You can find both of those songs on the Pandora app if you want to have a listen. Anywho, I'm still open for kink requests. Don't be shy, now!
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