#gecko answers

[gay-trashcan-cat]

*throws labubu at louise*

He likes it... I think?

[markscherz]

your pfp looks like an AI generated image

I'm not sure what to do with that information. Would this one be better?

[fabuloustrash05]

A while back I saw your tmnt 2012 Disney movie cast list and I just want to know (for funsies and also I just want your opinion) who would you cast as who for Alice in Wonderland?

Oooo! Fun!!

Okay! Here’s my Headcanon Cast List for TMNT 2012 x Disney’s Alice in Wonderland!

April - Alice

Usagi - The White Rabbit

Mikey - The Mad Hatter

Tiger Claw - Cheshire Cat

Karai - Queen of Hearts

Shinigami - Second Queen of Hearts (Replacing King of Hearts)

Leo - Tweedledum

Raph - Tweedledee

Splinter - The Caterpillar

Leatherhead - March Hare

Mondo Gecko - Dormouse

Pigeon Pete - The Dodo

Renet - The Singing Flower

((BTW for anyone curious, the post they’re talking about you can check out HERE))

[ooeygooeyghoul]

"Alright, let's go, Fuzzy. I'm gonna turn you into a nice new rug for my lounge back home." Alphinaud asked if Shiun was really crazy enough to wrestle a bear bare-handed and did not expect the answer to be "Yes." Alisaie was the one who dared him to do it.

[probably-not-a-rutabaga]

my mondo at your mondo

my mondo may be a terrible bf, but he does not condone murder !!!!

[lynnbutlertron]

hihihi just wanna say i love how you draw noise!!! squishy little guy i'm throwing him against the wall! /pos

OUGHDHDHFJ THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!! please do, he deserves it…. i also regularly want to throw him against the wall like a sticky gecko….

[madame-mongoose]

The squirrel😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

He's so ugly why does he look like that

[dykedvonte]

More Benny/main three chairmen HCs? 🥺

I like can't remember what I've already said so if some repeat pls don't be mad:

Tommy occasionally thinks of trying to branch out industry wise and maybe do a tour but he's paranoid about leaving Vegas

None of them really picked up chems before the Strip. It's not a taboo but getting body issues or withdrawal while having to wander around the Mojave wastes is not bueno.

Swank is well liked by the other casinos even if he doesn't care for them. He's always cordial mainly cause he's scared of being killed or cooked by the other two

Benny has very nice handwriting. He can mimic script but he can't read it.

Tommy practically lives in the theater due to how busy he always is and it's kinda treated as a separate establishment. House sends messages to him (not Ben or Swank) about its entertainers

Honestly, if Benny had told them sooner they may have helped him but at the same time they would've been pissed he's already back on his bullshit

Swank misses the old days the most and Tommy the least. His only complaint is the songs don't hit the same as they did with outside acoustics.

Swank, Tommy, and Benny have matching tattoos from the Boot Rider days that signified they were like a set scouting team (Pls don't ask of what I am still ironing that out)

Any ending where Benny is killed Swank mourns as I feel they were super close. Tommy isn't indifferent but he always half-joked Benny's ambition would lead him to an early grave.

That table at lunch where you can hear them talking super loud and it's all the juiciest gossip but they don't care cause it's not about them

Tallest is Swank shortest is Benny

They are loyal to the Chairmen and follow House's instructions but if House did catch Benny and want him brought in they would've helped him escape

Tommy lost his eye from a cazadore attack. I do not think I have to explain what happened (also a big reason he is least nostalgic)

Only Tommy is good at gambling, Benny bluffs too much and Swank never trusts his own hands

All their suits are gaudy and they only act like Benny's is the worst cause he has copies. Swank has an atrocious pinstripe suit and Tommy's is like chromatic. Eye sores, all of them

They are wary of House and Benny's relationship cause while Benny doesn't notice House's weird sentiments about him they do. It's little things about how Benny mentions House compares him to a son and successor and how much stress he puts the Tops under. They prefer House's silence to his usual "doting" just cause it's less weird and Benny seems more himself when he's not actively checking in with House

Benny trusts their judgement a lot more than he'd ever let on and a lot of his choices as the Head of the Chairmen come from taking their little comments into consideration

Uhh i hope this is adequate. I had to lock into NV head space sense I'm jumping around the games and franchise lore.

[piningpercussionist]

Kim what you doin if I give you a hamster.. will he die in a peculiar way or will you sell him for fast cash. This is Frank by the way

I would immediately hand him back to you. Like this.

Why are you people trying to dump your pets on me today? Did I miss a memo or something? Is it "Bring your Pets to Pine" day? Is there some optional quest I missed the bulletin for?

I mean, it's only two of you so far, but it's weird that it's happened twice.

... Wait. Three times. But the other time wasn't today, so I guess it doesn't count...

Also why the hell would I sell Frank?! Or let him die. I'm not super big on pets or anything, but I wouldn't just- let one die. That would be fucked up.

[sincerely-sofie]

might I inquire a peice of art containing small lizards

With hats, maby

I hope most earnestly that this fulfills your inquiry as you hoped, dear anon

These were very fun to draw! It’s always a treat to receive an art request, especially one so cute. If anyone out there is reading this and on the fence about it, don’t be shy to send in an ask with an art request— it’s extremely encouraging to receive and fill them! They help me decide what to draw in a day and almost gamify the process :>

Bonus Litzard with a hat below:

[gay-trashcan-cat]

make a alligator doll teaparty

heck yeah buster

I stand alligator granny

[markscherz]

Trick or treat!

A treat! The beautiful Ebenavia safari, from Montagne d’Ambre in northern Madagascar.

[fabuloustrash05]

Hey what’s your opinion on the whole Mona Lisa vs Y'Gythgba thing? Like I personally can’t fault raph for it. Names are hard to pronounce you can’t expect people to pronounce hard names like that. So I don’t think it’s fair ya know?

I don’t see the problem. It’s literally the same naming situation as many other characters in TMNT 2012:

Hamato Yoshi - Splinter

Chris Bradford - Dogpound/Rahzar

Xever Montes - Fishface

Spike - Slash

Jason - Mondo Gecko

Anton Zeck - Bebop

Ivan Steranko - Rocksteady

G’throkka - Sal Commander

K'Vathrak - Newtralizer

Kavaxas - Hot Head

For Y’Gythgba, Mona Lisa is just her nickname. Raph asked politely if he could called her a beautiful work of art and she happily accepted it. Fans who hate on this don’t seem to realize that she was okay with it and are making a problem out of nothing.

[tmntforeverinmyheart]

Kid Leo comes offering cookies!!!! Mikey made them special for the competition <33

The fam is so happy, (they haven’t had cookies in a long time) Leo thanks Kid Leo on behalf of everyone.

I was gonna draw all 8 tots, but just these 5 plus kid leo took me 2 hours. So the others are off somewhere else lol

@turtle-tot-tournament

[probably-not-a-rutabaga]

Mhm mean evil gecko yep yep anyways

I just think he’s neat

THIS IS SICK???? actually devouring this

your art style is so cool :00

[wander-over-the-words]

for that ask game: 🏳️‍🌈 for nick valentine and benny :3

send me a 🏳️‍🌈 and a character name and ill share my gender/sexuality headcanon for them Nick:

Nick is asexual!! He has zero interest in that area. Does not want any. Incorrect buzzer noise. It was one of his (MANY) concerns when it came to getting with Nate, but fortunately for him Nate is ace too so he just "Nick you have no idea how okay that is like seriously"

He himself does not know what he Likes romantically. He's always liked ladies, but y'know. Nate's a man. He's the first man Nick's looked twice at. So Nick doesn't know if Nate has Awakened Something in him or if Nate is just an Exception for some reason. Doesn't rly matter to him either way, and he doesn't rly care to think on it cause he's with Nate for the long run so. who cares y'know c:

Nick identified as a man at first cause the Old Nick did. I imagine one of the first things he did when trying to separate his identity from the Old Nick's was taking a moment to think on it, but he was content to still identify as a man, so. nothing new there. He was built without gender in mind like any other pre-Gen 3 synth so. he's genderless but identifies as a man. He's a man. A metal man.

Benny:

SOMEBODY CALL UP THE FOUR SEASONS CAUSE THIS IS A BI BI BABY. Tragedy: game where you can canonically be bi can't see when it has a Massive Bisexual as one of its main characters smh. He has a preference for ladies, but he is a BI MAN. I've said it before, I'll say it again: the reason the male courier can't fuck him is that he didn't feel like having gay sex that day. Had gay sex yesterday. Ask him tomorrow, see how he feels.

Benny is the most Cisgendered Man I have ever seen. I 10000000% respect anybody who sees him as trans or nb, but personally. He Is the Most Cisgendered Man I Have Ever Seen. To the point that I've always headcanoned him as. hilariously ignorant to stuff like gender.

Not prejudiced in the slightest and like. he knows who/what trans people are. he's met and slept with trans people. He just doesn't know the Ins and Outs of it. Like he's asked Ethan how come he has a moustache and where his charlies went. Has a "you can do that???" response. stuff just blows his mind in a good way. his baby's a badass cause he got his charlies cut off by a Mr. Handy INTENTIONALLY. he PAID for it. he stabs himself with a NEEDLE on a REGULAR BASIS just so he can have a MOUSTACHE AND DEEPER VOICE AND STUFF. you WISH your baby was that badass.

He's accidentally said insensitive things, like asking Ethan what his "girl name" was or wording it "used to be a broad" (I know some trans people are cool with that but Ethan is not). but to his credit he genuinely doesn't mean any harm. he's an asshole but not that much of an asshole. just uneducated (and a little stupid). He's learning. he doesn't understand what dysphoria is but he'd physically fight someone for causing Ethan to have a dysphoric episode. someone says Ethan "throws like a girl" and Benny's sitting there like >:O!!! even tho Ethan doesn't find that offensive in the slightest (hell, he'll agree with it). Ethan shows him a childhood pic and Benny just "baby that's not you?? that's a girl." and Ethan just Stares until Benny has his "oh. right." moment. any involvement Benny has with the topic of trans makes Ethan look at the camera like "he's a little confused but he's got the spirit."

He'll shoot ya in the head but Goddamn will he respect your pronouns and gender identity.

(for added hilarity: Benny's the only Chairman who's Like That.

Swank vc: get woke Benny.)