#gaywhale

[typhlonectes]

Humpback whales have been observed having sex for the first time, with this landmark moment having an interesting twist – the two whales were male. Despite decades of research on humpback whales, sightings of the male’s penis have been rare. Copulation by the species had not been documented by people – until now, when two photographers captured images of a sexual encounter between two whales off the coast of Hawaii. The sighting, confirmed by scientists in a newly published study, occurred in January 2022 in waters west of the island of Maui, where two whales approached and circled a boat before engaging in sexual activity about three to five meters below the vessel...

Read more: Humpback sex photographed for first time – and both whales were male | Whales | The Guardian

#GAYWHALES

[quietwingsinthesky]

Fic Rec Friday

Template taken from @sugaraddictarchangels. Check out xyr fic rec friday tag here.

scorpio by gaywhale

Rated: E Warnings: BDSM? Should I warn for kinky stuff lmao Relationships: Female Shepard/Garrus Vakarian (Minor/Background Female Shepard/Garrus Vakarian/Tali'Zorah nar Rayya) Author Summary:

A mask thudded onto the bed- no. Not a mask, Garrus realized with a flash of heat, but a muzzle, the kind the Alliance had designed to restrain the few turians they had captured during the Relay 314 incident. Arousal spiked between his legs as he realized what Shepard was planning on doing.

Garrus is overwhelmed by the war. Shepard steps in.

Notes: hoo boy that's a lot of kinky sex. But seriously, though, this fic is extremely well-written, from the sexy bits to the clear trust & love between Garrus and Shepard. And also. uh. muzzle kink. I. 😳

[citrusoc]

Goat and whale r on a date

[muffinlance]

fables are just long proverbs. proooooooooooooooverrrrrrrrrrrrrbs.

*slow, deliberate clapping*

[heavenlyeros]

shalikarian wedding portrait i made for @gaywhale <3 thank you so much, this was a joy to work on

commissions open :)

[gaywhale]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Mass Effect - All Media Types, Mass Effect Trilogy Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Female Shepard/Garrus Vakarian/Tali'Zorah nar Rayya, Female Shepard/Garrus Vakarian, Female Shepard/Tali'Zorah nar Rayya, Garrus Vakarian/Tali'Zorah nar Rayya Characters: Tali'Zorah nar Rayya, Female Shepard (Mass Effect), Garrus Vakarian Additional Tags: Roleplay, Space Pirates, Bondage, Voyeurism, Rough Sex, Dom/sub, Dom Shepard (Mass Effect), Switch Garrus Vakarian, Sub Tali'zorah nar Rayya Summary:

The attack must have been executed with extreme precision, because barely moments into Tali’s frantic scramble to get something, anything, back online, the outer door to Engineering slid open. She sent a frantic omni-tool command to the inner door, but knew her hasty lock encryption wouldn’t hold for long. Heart in her throat, she frantically searched the area for any kind of weapon. There was nothing laying around and for the first time in her life she cursed her tendency to keep her workspaces preternaturally neat. Before she had any more time to think of a plan, the encryption program fizzled out and the inner doors slid open. Her back was to the door and she felt frozen in place until a low, synthesized voice growled “Turn around.”

[hustlerose]

strength, world, magician for the tarot card asks

strength: how impulsive are you?im always too nervous to be impulsive

world: what do you hope to accomplish before you die?i just wanna have a positive impact on someone’s life. if someone remembers me as the person who helped them and stuck by them when they needed it, that’s good enough for me. 

magician: list 3 of your talents

music

writing

holding back tears 

[widowmaker]

mango, strawberry, cherry, tangelo, pomegranate. I didn't check any of these i just sent my fav fruits so if the question is weird feel free to skip it.

mango: what is your trademark?

im not sure what this means but like if its something that is like u know its me then i guess rbf and red lipstick also apparently saying ya at the end when i ask questions [not sure where i took it from but someone pointed it out to me]

strawberry: favorite desserts?

tiramisu!, cookies and cream milkshake, and cupcakes!

cherry: can you play any musical instruments or can you sing?

cant play anything but i have been told i have a v pretty singing voice [at least i hope theyre being honest...]

tangelo: if you could be any mythical creature, which would you be?

werewolf or siren 

pomegranate: when do you feel the most confident?

not really sure. i dont have much confidence in anything but i think maybe the best i can answer with is after watching a good movie that hypes me up

[sloblesbian]

music rec thing: J

jim guthrie or jesus and mary chain

juju- siouxsie & the banshees or journey ost by austin wintory

johnny hit and run pauline- x or jungle telegraph- eels

[muffinlance]

In our next episode of Days of Our Gay Whales: feral! GayWhale feels personally called out.

that video of a moose going fast as hell through thick ass snow made me lose it they're so Scary and Big oh my ogjgjfdhh

I don’t like large animals?? Like whales. Whales….. bad 

[alienfishbabe]

J

sorry i answered so late! i fell asleep ahaha

song: J.A.N. by galaxias!

album: Jerk of All Trades by Luncachicks

band/artist: Junglepussy!!

[dr-ladybird]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Mass Effect - All Media Types, Mass Effect Trilogy Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Female Shepard/Garrus Vakarian/Tali'Zorah nar Rayya, Female Shepard/Garrus Vakarian, Female Shepard/Tali'Zorah nar Rayya, Garrus Vakarian/Tali'Zorah nar Rayya Characters: Tali'Zorah nar Rayya, Female Shepard (Mass Effect), Garrus Vakarian Additional Tags: Roleplay, Space Pirates, Bondage, Voyeurism, Rough Sex, Dom/sub, Dom Shepard (Mass Effect), Switch Garrus Vakarian, Sub Tali'zorah nar Rayya Summary: 
The attack must have been executed with extreme precision, because barely moments into Tali’s frantic scramble to get something, anything, back online, the outer door to Engineering slid open. She sent a frantic omni-tool command to the inner door, but knew her hasty lock encryption wouldn’t hold for long. Heart in her throat, she frantically searched the area for any kind of weapon. There was nothing laying around and for the first time in her life she cursed her tendency to keep her workspaces preternaturally neat. Before she had any more time to think of a plan, the encryption program fizzled out and the inner doors slid open. Her back was to the door and she felt frozen in place, until a low, synthesized voice growled “Turn around.” 🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋 Highly recommended! Sweet, very hot lemon involving a seriously underrated OT3. Cw: yes, they’re roleplaying Ravishment by Sexy Pirates, dead dove (very tasty one)

[muffinlance]

just gotta say that the "how much more human do you want me to be, water tribe?" line is my favorite in like, all of your fic. it's so. like dramatic, but also resigned. like, zuko is done with trying to convince the gaang that he's on their side

Thank you so much! That is actually one of my favorite lines, too. And Sokka's least favorite, he demands that I add, while he sits over there trying to forget the look on Zuko's face as he said it. 'Cause it's really hard to keep calling a guy your enemy when you suddenly realize that he's not some crazy Avatar-hunting machine, but a kid your own age who had to grow up with the Literal Fire Lord as his dad and hoooboy did you not think through the ramifications of that on, just hypothetical speaking, a non-evil child, but actually he hasn't kicked a single puppy-lion since you landed and--IROH WHAT ARE YOU DOING STOP THAT GODDAMN ADULTS--ohgodthatlaugh. Yup. Sokka would have been a-okay not learning /exactly/ how human Zuko is. That's, umm. That's rough, buddy.

[iheartgarrus]

#this is the gist of my as-yet-incomplete shakarian get-together fic

@gaywhale 👀👀👀

i couldn’t fix him but i could rail him

[heavenlyeros]

criminally cute cuddlepile for @gaywhale

commissions open (february waitlist)

[gaywhale]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Mass Effect Trilogy Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Characters: Female Shepard (Mass Effect), Jeff “Joker” Moreau, Urdnot Wrex, Liara T'Soni, Garrus Vakarian, Tali'Zorah nar Rayya, Charles Pressly Additional Tags: Inspired by the Nutcracker, Angst, Colonist (Mass Effect) Summary:

Shepard is good at dancing- no, really.