#gaypasta

[dickgreyson]

timothe chandalier and fuckin... jake gillhall . timothe just bothers me and jake gillhall be like [calls tom holland a child] [dates a girl same age as tom holland]. leoardo di fromagio. scarlet johannasburg. jennifer lawyer. there are more but my brain's blocking them out so i dont go into overdrive

ive genuinely never seen anything timothe charmander was in but dude i hate him. so much. apparently he might get cast for dick grayson in battinson and dude im gonna riot

and yeah like i distinctly remember that gillenhaal got cancelled last year for the string of basically children he dated? and everyone just forgot??

and yes yes and yes to the rest of them, ur mind kellie

send me your most hated characters/celebrities and i'll tell you if i hate them too or not

[laufeysons-edits]

❤️ validate me milf

do i know you

[wheelermike]

gaypasta replied to your post: Why the fuck everybody on this website allowed to...

can i also jiggle your jester costume…

I would honestly like nothing more. pl ease

[thepoisonroom]

Charlotte of I say taurus moon, capricorn sun and leo rising will you Glock me ?

ugh i would've guessed you were a leo sun but this is pretty fucking valid too like i love a stable taurus with that absolutely batshit and mildly egotistical leo energy like you get some sexy points

[armandyke]

I have a pretty gnarly scar on my left middle finger that makes it look like a buttcheeck BC when I was 9 I was using a hand-held blender to make a smoothie and decided to blend an apple in my hand and was like 0.2sexonds away from taking the entir tip of my finger off. I can never commit a crime my buttcheeck fingerprint will give me away

D:

[tomsgreg]

2 , 16 and 18 x

2) if you do want children, why? if you don’t, why not?

I definitely want kids! I don’t know why, I never thought about it, but being able to raise a kid to be a good person and make their future better is something so appealing to me? Like obviously I’m scared of fucking it up, but isn’t everyone?

16) what’s your cleaning routine when you absolutely have to tidy up?

I uh...don’t? My room is a disaster and I just do nothing about it. I know I have to clean but I never have the time or motivation to, but I do actually like cleaning my guinea pig cage. It’s stinky but my lil piggy always gets so happy to be in a fresh clean cage.

18) what kind of candle scents do you like?

Things that smell sweet! Vanilla, caramel, stuff like that. I also enjoy lemon and apple and fruit scents in general!

[yozora]

Richie, bev,. Stan, Georgie and Mike 😳

Damn wtf...

1. Stanley

2. Mike

3. Richie

4. Beverly

5. Georgie

Send me 5 anything and I’ll rank them!

[wiser-girl]

stranger things for the shipping meme!

lowkey otp: Elmax they were so cute this season I can’t. I need more femslash in this fandom give Robin a gf 2k19

highkey notp: h*rringr*ve (only tag I have consistently blocked, Steve is perfect, Billy can choke)

[softly] don’t notp: anything with the real kids, age gaps, or Billy. OH GOD BILLY AND KAREN YEP THAT’S IT

highkey otp but i’m scared of saying it because it’s not a very popular choice: this feels weird to say but Jancy? I just feel like heaps of people don’t like them, especially Nancy. I love them even though they basically had nothing to do this season rip

highkey otp and anyone on my tumblr knows it: Mileven, Byler, Jopper. I just adore them all so much wow. They’re literally all angsts at the moment though which is great.

Send a fandom and I’ll sort the ships

[suraiiya]

Hey! 🤠

hey!!!

💖💥🌸

[incorrectitquotes-blog]

stan uris could peel my skin off and use it as tissue paper and i'd honestly thank him. thanks stan x

i don’ti don’t even know what to think about it but mood

[dickgreyson]

👥 ohh

p*ss kink

send me a 👥 for harsh criticism

[richiestoziers]

probably also worth mentioning that the only alive female character without a romantic sub plot is fuckin Molly Wheeler (as far as EP 3)

bitch...just wait she gets one too

[laufeysons-edits]

steddie vs bichie hoho

i’ll brick you right onto a fridge...

steddie

[justlaughingjack]

Toby: Hey, Masky whats wrong

Masky: My boyfriend and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me.

Masky: then my boyfriend said She obviously has COVID

Masky: I asked Why?

Masky: he said Because she has no taste

Masky: and that was the last time I spoke to Brian

Toby: ya know hes right there-

Masky, flips hoodie off: fuck you

Hoodie: I mean I had a point- Nevermind-

[favoriteliar-archive]

29 🤱

29. describe what you’re wearing right now

[vvideonasties]

richie is black cuz he's the devil

YOU LEAVE HIM ALONEok ok ok im making sense of this kinda..........stan the man: blueeddie: greenbev: orangebill: redmike: i thought already he'd be like earthy browns like a cosy autumn aestheticrichie: ?????ben: ?????????