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[phanfictioncatalogue]

Snowed In Masterlist

A million little suns (ao3) - jestbee

Summary: Dan is just trying to get as far away from his home town as possible at Christmas when he gets stuck in a snow storm. He’s rescued by an enigmatic stranger who take him back to his cabin in the mountains. What Dan doesn’t know is that his rescuer is prolific, best-selling writer of erotica, Ricky Blitz. Will Dan end up with a porn-worthy situation all of his own? (hint: yes)

Porn with feels and some Christmas magic.

Cobblestone Walls (ao3) - gaypasta

Summary: Dan just wants to finish this essay, not get stuck in a library thanks to a snow storm.

Heart Frozen in Time (ao3) - the_unwritten_ruler

Summary: When Dan and Phil are stranded in a mountain cave during a snowstorm, their relationship becomes as cold and fragile as the ice itself. Mystical images on the cave wall show a sad event in their future, and Phil only has a few hours at most to review the past, find where and how it went wrong, and set it right before he loses Dan forever.

Just Let Me Adore You (ao3) - Yiffandquiff (paradisobound)

Summary: Dan didn't know what to expect when he agreed to go to Switzerland with his brother to 'find themselves' again. But he certainly wasn't expecting a massive snow storm to pass by and completely shut down any roads, train stations, and airports. However, when the snow gets worse, a mysterious man stumbles into the hostel he's staying at, and Dan figures out pretty quickly that he and the man are going to have to get to know each other fast.

Let It Snow (ao3) - starrywrite

Summary: Filed under ‘A One Night Stand Gone Not So Horribly Wrong’ in which Dan and Phil meet at a bar on Christmas Eve and head back to Dan’s flat for an adult slumber party - which extends into the next day when they discover that they’re snowed in and Phil can’t leave, forcing these two strangers to spend Christmas together.

Snow fall (ao3) - thespacecat

Summary: Dan and Phil’s winter holiday to a remote cabin in the woods takes an unexpected turn.

Snowdin - jilliancares

Summary: Dan and Phil get snowed into their appartment.

Snowed In (ao3) - orphan_account

Summary: Dan and Phil get snowed in and neither is feeling quite right.

Snowed In (ao3) - slg05

Summary: Phil’s a student who spends far too much time studying at the library. Dan’s a student with a part-time job at that library. They are acquaintances at most until a blizzard hits, trapping them in the library.

(It was supposed to be Christmassy but I didn’t really know how to do that so I hope this is okay)

snowy day, precious time (ao3) - dizzy

Summary: Prompt: dan and phil go on a winter vacation in the woods and get snowed in

three’s a (snowed in) crowd (ao3) - plinth_of_life

Summary: Dan and Phil struggle to take care of their three-month-old baby as a massive blizzard hits London.

When the Weather Breaks (ao3) - sierraadeux

Summary: Sitting across from Phil on that worn out velvet Starbucks sofa, sharing sickeningly sweet coffees and what they would like to think were hushed giggles, was the first time Dan felt a glimpse at what real love could feel like. or Perception checks, pining, and peppermint mochas.

where we belong (ao3) - parentaladvisorybullshitcontent

Summary: “Only you,” Martyn says.

“Only me what?”

“Only you could end up stranded in the middle of nowhere with a gay author who writes gay books. Jesus Christ, Phil.”

In which Phil is snowed in with nobody but the mysterious dark haired author next door for company.

Winter Cuddles (ao3) - goingintohiding (orphan_account)

Summary: Dan hates the cold. So of course he and Phil get snowed in at the cabin they rented. He’s miserable until he finds a warm someone to snuggle against.~ Fluffy first kiss phanfic <3

[dickgreyson]

timothe chandalier and fuckin... jake gillhall . timothe just bothers me and jake gillhall be like [calls tom holland a child] [dates a girl same age as tom holland]. leoardo di fromagio. scarlet johannasburg. jennifer lawyer. there are more but my brain's blocking them out so i dont go into overdrive

ive genuinely never seen anything timothe charmander was in but dude i hate him. so much. apparently he might get cast for dick grayson in battinson and dude im gonna riot

and yeah like i distinctly remember that gillenhaal got cancelled last year for the string of basically children he dated? and everyone just forgot??

and yes yes and yes to the rest of them, ur mind kellie

send me your most hated characters/celebrities and i'll tell you if i hate them too or not

[tryhoney-moved]

❤️ validate me milf

do i know you

[wheelermike]

gaypasta replied to your post: Why the fuck everybody on this website allowed to...

can i also jiggle your jester costume…

I would honestly like nothing more. pl ease

[thepoisonroom]

Charlotte of I say taurus moon, capricorn sun and leo rising will you Glock me ?

ugh i would've guessed you were a leo sun but this is pretty fucking valid too like i love a stable taurus with that absolutely batshit and mildly egotistical leo energy like you get some sexy points

[armandyke]

I have a pretty gnarly scar on my left middle finger that makes it look like a buttcheeck BC when I was 9 I was using a hand-held blender to make a smoothie and decided to blend an apple in my hand and was like 0.2sexonds away from taking the entir tip of my finger off. I can never commit a crime my buttcheeck fingerprint will give me away

D:

[tomsgreg]

2 , 16 and 18 x

2) if you do want children, why? if you don’t, why not?

I definitely want kids! I don’t know why, I never thought about it, but being able to raise a kid to be a good person and make their future better is something so appealing to me? Like obviously I’m scared of fucking it up, but isn’t everyone?

16) what’s your cleaning routine when you absolutely have to tidy up?

I uh...don’t? My room is a disaster and I just do nothing about it. I know I have to clean but I never have the time or motivation to, but I do actually like cleaning my guinea pig cage. It’s stinky but my lil piggy always gets so happy to be in a fresh clean cage.

18) what kind of candle scents do you like?

Things that smell sweet! Vanilla, caramel, stuff like that. I also enjoy lemon and apple and fruit scents in general!

[yozora]

Richie, bev,. Stan, Georgie and Mike 😳

Damn wtf...

1. Stanley

2. Mike

3. Richie

4. Beverly

5. Georgie

Send me 5 anything and I’ll rank them!

[wiser-girl]

stranger things for the shipping meme!

lowkey otp: Elmax they were so cute this season I can’t. I need more femslash in this fandom give Robin a gf 2k19

highkey notp: h*rringr*ve (only tag I have consistently blocked, Steve is perfect, Billy can choke)

[softly] don’t notp: anything with the real kids, age gaps, or Billy. OH GOD BILLY AND KAREN YEP THAT’S IT

highkey otp but i’m scared of saying it because it’s not a very popular choice: this feels weird to say but Jancy? I just feel like heaps of people don’t like them, especially Nancy. I love them even though they basically had nothing to do this season rip

highkey otp and anyone on my tumblr knows it: Mileven, Byler, Jopper. I just adore them all so much wow. They’re literally all angsts at the moment though which is great.

Send a fandom and I’ll sort the ships

[suraiiya]

Hey! 🤠

hey!!!

💖💥🌸

[dickgreyson]

👥 ohh

p*ss kink

send me a 👥 for harsh criticism

[incorrectitquotes-blog]

stan uris could peel my skin off and use it as tissue paper and i'd honestly thank him. thanks stan x

i don’ti don’t even know what to think about it but mood

[tryhoney-moved]

steddie vs bichie hoho

i’ll brick you right onto a fridge...

steddie

[richiestoziers]

probably also worth mentioning that the only alive female character without a romantic sub plot is fuckin Molly Wheeler (as far as EP 3)

bitch...just wait she gets one too

[justlaughingjack]

Toby: Hey, Masky whats wrong

Masky: My boyfriend and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me.

Masky: then my boyfriend said She obviously has COVID

Masky: I asked Why?

Masky: he said Because she has no taste

Masky: and that was the last time I spoke to Brian

Toby: ya know hes right there-

Masky, flips hoodie off: fuck you

Hoodie: I mean I had a point- Nevermind-

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29. describe what you’re wearing right now