#gaylord_steambath

[minecraftshitpants900]

most serious tna edit song: 'big balls' by 'ac/dc'

[deepslatediamond]

[calpalsworld]

Fart, N00bly, and Snake absolutely turned out less ironic than the Milky_Dad and Gaylord_Steambath ones, but I still think they're pretty biblically accurate.

[then00badventures]

shared dead fandom

brother in steambath

Gaylord_Steambath is a BITCH and he TOOK MY BUCKET.

[coolman16]

L0rd_S3rv3r vs Gaylord_Steambath

The hero, having suddenly obtained godlike powers, has gone crazy and is terrorizing the landscape. You are watching the carnage unfold when you hear a voice in your head: “I know this is short notice, but I need a new player avatar. I have no idea how that one got access to console commands.”

[calpalsworld]

Minecraft: the N00b Adventures - The Minecraft Storymode that Should’ve Been?

When I was encouraged to watch a minecraft animation because of its iconic villain named Gaylord_Steambath, I thought I was going to have to witness a Futuristic-Hub-esque CGI animation featuring a large cast of copyrighted characters such as freddy fazbear and spongebob. (You know what type of minecraft animation I’m talking about.) When I discovered it was actually an ugly looking 2D puppet animation hosted on n*wgrounds I thought I was going to have to witness a nauseating, offensive mess. But it was actually pretty okay.

Maybe I just feel so kind towards this series since I had low standards for it starting off. But thankfully, nothing offensive happened because it is pretty much a PG animation for babies who love minecraft.... besides a couple jokes and the fact that Milky_Dad was constantly doing drugs.... And the fact that theres a character named Milky_Dad..... (Best character tho I would love to study him! Very compelling!)

The animation was a mixed bag but overall good for a dumb webseries. The way the characters looked grew on me. Sometimes a kinda cool shot would happen during action scenes. The backgrounds were nice, although the characters were stiff and unexpressive. Honestly it was just exciting to see a Minecraft animation in simplistic 2D, rather than oversaturated hyper-rendered 3D. (Sometimes N00b Adventures would have things that weren’t 2D. Its mixed media. Its cultured. Its complex? Its art? Okay?)

The best part of the series was honestly the story. I expected it to be a disjointed lol XD random mess, but it was actually a 28-mini-epsiode Minecraft Epic about 3 kind-hearted noobs on their quest to free a hardcore server from the tyranny of griefer-turned-admin and rich bastard, Gaylord_Steambath, all the while  learning how to git gud and ultimately, SURVIVE.....! It was somewhat episodic, with different “arcs” as the noobs encountered threats like the Wither, Hackers, and Herobrine. But the overarching plot would always progress, since Gaylord_Steambath relentlessly trolled the 3 noobs throughout their travels.

My only big critique was that out of the three noobs, Pooplooser_69 and N00bly were extremely boring. They weren’t funny people, nothing funny would ever happen to them, and their personalities were dull. Comedy solely relied upon Fart_Garfunkel for some reason, who was *sometimes* actually funny, but became slightly annoying, as he was THE ONLY NOOB who ever did ANYTHING comedic. They could’ve at least made obvious jokes about N00bly being a dumb noob, or Poop being too serious! Come ON.

BUT THE ONE THING I COULDN’T STOP THINKING WAS.... Why is this better than Minecraft Storymode!!!?????? Sorry, thats a random comparison, but I couldnt stop thinking it. N00b Adventures seems to understand the culture and appeal of Minecraft much better than Minecraft Storymode. Characters had names like Fart. There was a guy with a green checkered bandana and emo hair-- AN ESSENTIAL STAPLE OF MINECRAFT CULTURE. They had cameos from actual Minecraft youtubers. The story was about how much griefers suck and are ANNOYING! It focused on what's appealing about Minecraft: the things you actually encounter in the game, and the WILDERNESS SURVIVAL. I wish Minecraft Storymode wasn’t so complicated, and was literally just a survival scenario about some idiots living (and potentially dying) in the canonical minecraft world while facing against asshole griefers... like N00b Life.... And for HEAVENS SAKE! Put a CHECKERED BANDANA in there!!!!

[calpalsworld]

NOT ME ABOUT TO IMPULSIVELY MAKE A GAYLORD_STEAMBATH X MILKY_DAD ANIMATIC