#gaygayhomosexual

[eatingchilibois]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

i'd fumble you in every universe

[royalwares]

Made @gaygayhomosexual-gay a pngtuber for streams so they are no longer just a discord PFP. Latina Bill Cipher and zeir pet Stanley

[krazys-ass-emporium]

Trying to tell people about my oc like: He's gaygayhomosexual, and likes men, and dick :D

[donchutink]

Heimerdinger: Everyone wants to date a prince charming or a princess.

Caitlyn: Why would I want a princess when I have a girlfriend who treats me like the queen that I am?

Caitvi: *high fives*

Jayce: Why can’t we be like that?

Viktor: Because you are a peasant.

[odbuoyjemmity]

i've really enjoyed working on my big bang fics but also. i cant wait for it to be december and i can go back to writing silly oneshots

headcanon that thaddea is a massive fan of fen from her cagefighting career

[violintrees]

Last Night on Earth

Sharing this here cause I don’t have enough to make it a full normal fic but I love the premise and dialogue a lot.

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Zim had very clear terms for going camping with Dib. First was that the location would not be too wet, second that they would not forage or hunt and bring plenty of snacks, and third was that they would camp in the Voot. He would sleep in the comfort of the air conditioned ship and observe the naturey things from the comfort of his tech.

Dib had rolled his eyes and called it ‘glam-ping’ in a mocking tone, but Zim deserves glamour and comfort!! Especially while trapped on a planet like Earth, even if that wouldn’t be the case for long.

Dib had demanded in his whiney persistent adorable Dib tone that they spend their last day on earth out traveling and staying in the wild. Compared to the city, which had only gotten more polluted and grating in the almost two decades they had resided in, it seemed like a good idea to Zim.

Sitting on top of the Voot, Zim looked up at the sky clearly visible for once. Essential for camping under the stars vibes was the Voot’s bubble force field which keeps cooled or warmed air in and can keep 99% of mosquitoes out (how the 1% gets through is a mystery to them both they were not keen to find out). But it did not obstruct the view at all and the planet’s light pollution did not reach here. The vast sea of the Milky Way’s stars were clearly visible and stirred in Zim both excitement and something.. else.

Was Zim thankful to the Earth for anything? For Dib of course. The human had so thoroughly changed Zim’s existence for the better. Adoring and cherishing him with a ferocity that Zim never knew he was allowed to feel. And with a nemesis and lower gravity came height, about matching Dib (certainly not an inch shorter, Earthen measurements were simply unable to calculate Zim’s greatness). And with height, a new understanding of Zim’s place in the universe. That he could do what he pleased, and maybe actually should. What pleased him was exploration, science, and the love he had found.

It’s not so much leaving Earth that was stressing Zim. No, it was the uncertainty of what would come next. Zim had never worried about the future, it was meaningless to worry about what came next when the mission eventually would come anyway. The path of an Irken is very set in place by design, Zim was already out of the norm for how he tried to steer and move within that system. But being adrift without a mission and with a squishy mortal Dib to take care of? It left Zim feeling squirmy and uncomfortable. Money, health, security. Dib would say we are thinking like adults and that’s so much more complicated than childhood rivals.

Almost equally unnerving was the wretched insecurity that had crept into his mind. Dib’s eyes had been glued to the windshield watching the stars as they traveled the mountainous Earthen area. Zim couldn’t help but feel a tinge of worry. He tried mentally crushing it but it was still there. What if the novelty of Zim wore off when they got to space? Will Dib find more interesting things?

Of course not!.. right? He was Zim! The most amazing-

“Hey space boy.” Dib peaks up to the roof and scares Zim into full spider fight mode out of his stupor. “WOAH woah. Are you alright honey?”

Zim feels a bit overwhelmed and just nods before slinking back down into a crisscross on the roof. Dib climbs the rest of the way up and sits next to Zim.

“You want to talk about it?”

No, because Zim knows he is being foolish with these wretched insecurities. But he trusted Dib like no other.

“What so interesting about the stars eh Dib” the earth boy tilts his head. “You already have the incredible, the most.. You have me right?”

Dibs eyes gently search Zim’s in confusion before Zim yells out. “I AM ASKING FOR YOUR HORRIBLE HUMAN REASSURANCE.”

“Oh! Of course. Come here Zim.” Dib climbs up and sits next to Zim, dangling his legs off the ship. He opens his arms and Zim instantly slides into his lap facing him and wrapping his legs around. Dib’s hands rest on Zim’s mid back, on either side of his pak and he pulls Zim gently into his lap. Dib bleps for a second in concentration then cups Zim’s face with his right hand.

“You know, maybe you are right. About space and the stars I mean. I think there is something better. Cause you see, Humans have been trying to go to space for decades and have been mapping and looking at the stars even longer. But, you know.. while space may be incredibly vast, complex, and captivating, it has nothing on, what's going on in your eyes.”

Zim’s eyes widen and Dib smirks. “Just like that. A wonderful cosmos and its only a small part of the most incredible being in the universe.”

Zim gasps and blushes bright blue then begins teasingly punching Dib.

“You! You flirt Zim! You awful wretched!!”

Zim grabs the front of Dibs shirt and pulls the human face to face, trying to scowl but only able to match Dib’s dopey smile. Zim has his arms around Dib’s shoulders, making a little pleased purring noise. Dib reaches up between Zim’s arms and cups Zim’s face.

“Can I kiss you?”

“No but can Zim kiss you?”

“No.”

They sit and stare menacingly at each other. A game to compromise the other. Zim gently places his hand on Dib’s chest and pushes them both down. He lies his head on Dib’s chest and lets his purr sound out louder while giving Dib the biggest pinkest puppy eyes.

Dib whispers. “My amazing chaotic horrifying supernova.”

Zim pushes himself up onto his palms and looks away gagging as a massive blush bursts forth and his antenna bap Dib’s face aggressively. “Blegh YOU SQuishy stinky-“

“I love you so much.”

“How dare you! Yes you can kiss me!!”

Dib rolls his eyes and sighs “too easy-“ before quickly getting cutoff by Zim pressing their lips together. Dib sees Zim’s eyes squeezed shut tight for a moment before shutting his eyes. He is chuckling a little into Zim’s mouth as he kisses his alien and wraps his arms around him to keep him close.

“Victory is sweet. Can I kiss you again?”

“Hmmmmm, I don’t know.”

Dib smiles and bleps his tongue out and Zim gasps again. “This is violence!! Manipulation of Zim’s squishy feeeelings for you!! Yes you may proceed.”

They proceed to lie against each other, exchanging gentle affection and many kisses. Zim is lovingly petting Dib’s hair and Dib rubs at the base of Zim’s antenna making Zim gently sigh and push further into Dib’s hand.

“Give Zim more attention human. All night.”

“Of course space boy.” Dib cups Zim’s face again. “Is this alright?”

Zim immediately nods and blushes. Dib laughs. “hehe gay alien”

“Pfft coming from the big gay human.”

“Gay ass space bug.”

“You’re so gay you gave up trying to expose me.”

“In-gay-der Zim gave up his mission for gay.”

Zim sputters and Dib laughs, both incredibly in love. “HAHA victory for Earth once again! Had to tie up the score before we leave.”

Zim can’t help but laugh too. “I never doubted you would manage somehow.”

[themanlovemanlover]

https://vm.tiktok.com/TTPdhKm6S7/

[goblinfwhip]

That’s sweet, sheriff. But if you want to know more, you’re free to ask

no?? sounds like you have a crush Mr solidarity.

hiii sheriff :]]]

- @goblinfwhip

Hi Deputy! Been a while since you’ve visited us down in Tumblr Town, you plannin’ on swinging around anytime soon?

[beolh]

01/08 - Shinichiro kissing is vice-president for his birthday cause i have no self control

[saturn-jackson]

just some drawings of my oc Sean

i love him sm bruh

drawing him going like HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA was soooo fun

[loonylycant]

YO I need some advice on gay business y'know so, there's this thing we call student projects workshop and it's a bit like our school's own illuminati, super nerdy shit, anyway, our teachers are so sweet and want to get us all funky socks to celebrate going back to school. Things happened and apparently, I'm responsible for choosing the patterns for everyone. So I'm staring at my beautiful, neat spreadsheets assigning every team member their own pair of socks. -wait tumblr won't let me write more

I'm BACK Now. I have this one gay friend, I'm gay, they're gay and we're gay together, although rather low key. Like world's most useless secret agents, yes. I want to give them an Andy Warhol (a gay gay homosexual gay) themed pair of socks (there's literally Warhol's face on one sock), not only because it looks dope, but also because it would be a small wink from me (my friend probably won't know tho lol). is that evil genius or straight up evil?

ok, so that was part two so-

first off I just think it's awesome that you get to choose the socks dhsjkfxdhjkd. You wield much power.

Do ittt. You are an evil genius my friend

Imagine having socks with somebody's face

[sweepingboy]

LMAO IMAGINE YOU ARRIVE WITH YOUR DISGUISED RIVAL TO HELP THE PRINCE AND HE ANNOUNCES HIS NAME IS GAYGAYHOMOSEXUAL GAY

what’s the other meaning of nan feng :0

this may not be intentional by the author, but nf's name 南风 (nán fēng) is pronounced the same as 男风 (nán fēng) which means "male homosexuality" lol

nf's name is written with the character for "south" and "wind" while the other one is written with the character for "man" and "wind"

it's very obvious why fx would choose these characters for a fake name at the last minute, but in boys' names, 南 (south) is often used instead of 男 (man) because it sounds the same but has a softer meaning than just putting MAN in the name lol

(this ask is a follow up to this comic)

[nyxi-pixie]

ik that people have said this before but it genuinely makes me insane that like one of the only times that mike is framed on the right and will on the left (theyre almost always the other way around) is in the van scene. which. is the first time we see will directly lie to mike. (bc he literally never lies to him unless u count lies by omission in his avoiding revealing his gaygayhomosexual feelings)

because Neither of them are on the same page here. which almost never happens bc theyre usually like insanely good at communication. its weird. theyre like. telepathic. freaky.

but here we have will using el to admit how he feels about mike and mike is just Not getting it like hes confused as shit. and wills in his "i hate myself and everyone else hates me too" arc (when isnt he. pls someone give this boy a hug). so hes totally missing mikes 'im literally a will byers art connoisseur (idk how to spell pretend its right) please always give me all of ur paintings forever no i dont want it to be from el' vibes

but you know who isnt confused by the interaction? who knows what will actually means?? jonathan. who is looking at the interaction through a mirror. in which will is on the right. and mike is on the left. as they always are when theyre communicating properly. idk i just think its cool. like theyre in those positions to symbolise they understand each other but in this instance of course they DONT!! but jonathan who DOES!!! sees them the right way around.

[krazys-ass-emporium]

Drawing gaygayhomosexual fanart on this *peeks outside* cloudy ass Saturday morning.

[pokepasta-afterwards-au]

gaygayhomosexual

*Journey's end Gold and Lost silver both point at Steven and Glitchy*

[bonesandsoup]

sigh. yeah. <3

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