"I-I don't know what's happening. I'm trying to thin down, but no matter what I do I keep getting fatter. Here, I tried to have a salad, but managed to eat so much I can hardly move, and why is it making me so horny?"
So we know Gabriel’s armor changes color from a default silver to red when he’s super pissed. Implying his armor changes color with his emotions (because he’s a special little princess).
Always an experience watching the leftism leave FNAF fans when someone mentions that Scott Cawthon financially backed fascist politicians.
The switch from posting hardline leftist tweets about boycotts and signal boosts and critical takedowns of politicians and celebrities to ‘ohhh, well. everyone makes mistakes. who can blame him, listen he. he donated money to gay charities too. that makes it ok! a millionaire in his forties is allowed to have political beliefs. does it even matter? just let it go!’ is whiplash inducing. The antivaxxer celebrities have got to go, but this one horror dev who quietly handed wads of cash to antivax lawmakers? He’s chill, he can stay.
The charity thing is so funny too because suddenly utilitarian positive-negative point counting is the way to go. Maybe an abacus would help calculate the net good of donating to the Trevor Project minus donating thousands of dollars to Mitch McConnell and Donald Trump. -10 points if I push a kid in a lake but +11 points if I help an old lady across the street, so I’m chill. You can’t judge me. Hey, maybe. Just don’t push a kid in the lake period. How fucking low is the bar when we’re excusing maxing out the possible dollar amount of donations to Mitch fucking McConnell. That should be like. Default you’re a bad person.
Arthurs hate towards the fact that merlin lied to him all those years slowly turning into "I'm sorry I made you think you couldn't tell me" makes me sick. Every. Time.
Hypnosis: Ravenous Appetite, Liquid Calories, and Immobility
1. Diet plan, encouraging you to eat only high calorie foods and substantially increase your caloric intake over time - to consciously plan to get fatter and unconsciously give in to gluttony.
2. Love for weight gain shakes, encouraging you to drink them, find new recipes, and experiment with them. Take in as many liquid calories as your gut can handle - that's one sure way to get really fat in record time.
3. Help you accept and embrace the progressive loss of your mobility.
4. Although it may go without saying, encouraging you to become more sedentary.
5. Develop a "fat mindset" - this is not only desirable, but unavoidable