#gay dryad

[netherworldpost]

I Wanted to Make Cookies

The mermaid thought to herself: 'This is why there is sunlight. To see this face, the shape of this body. This is why there are flowers, to make you smile.'

"What are you staring at?" the dryad teased as she took the cookies from the oven.

Flour puffed her hair, painted her small horns. Her eyes are the summer of spring's gayest prim promise, the softness of her pale green flesh adorned with ribbons of tiny wrinkles, laugh lines.

The mermaid sat at the counter, head propped up by her hands, her tail swishing idly in the pale blue bubble of water serving as her chair.

And she thought to herself: 'Your lips seal the greatest gift and to kiss them is to know the taste of love itself.'

"What?!" the dryad asked indignant with amusement now. "I wanted to make cookies! I'll be late out the door, but I'll have cookies to bring with me," she added, slyly, a thief, a librarian ordering an extra copy of a new release so you'll be first in line to get it.

A conspirator, highest level. A partner in every crime. Yours. With you, always, against the world.

The dryad set the cookies down on the counter, turned around to face her wife, just in time for the mermaid to leap across the counter and kiss her.

The couple tumbled to the ground, laughing.

The mermaid kissed her wife again

and again

and again

and nuzzled her face into her wife's neck

and kissed her wife's neck

again

and again

and again

kissed her wife's lips

again

and again.

[junimo-hexed]

Next up is these forestry geeks. They’re honestly just chilling and surprisingly Calico has the most written out story of my OCs.

[guardianspirits13]

New fandom just dropped you guys!!!

[opalescentmoonbear]

I would die, Pretty girls be kissin'-

[books1311]

I can only just applaud Kellen Graves for these books. They are amazing and should get way more credit! I can't wait for more. ❤️❤️❤️

[courbet-nft]

Fall

[junewild]

twirling my hair & giggling & kicking my feet & in the thought bubble above my head all you can see are the words “lesbian sex”

[sunnywarrior]

Morning and Laurel having a sweet quiet moment watching the sunset during the banquet 💖

[tjbanni]

A gay woman and a gay elf being gay.

The woman is @jolliestlolli ‘s.

[astrxealis]

hi more rambles ^___^

[netherworldpost]

Worries, Assessments

The mermaid tilted her head, ever so slightly, recognizing The Look her wife wore on her face as she entered the kitchen. It was the look of mentally printed anxieties collating into a tightly bound book of doom.

The dryad's glance to her wife was sharp, unintentionally so, as was her whisper, "Please, do not ask me to not worry."

The mermaid pursed her lips, "Okay," she said gently, and let it go. Space was needed, not listening, not pressing. Certainly not questions. She set about making coffee, making a grocery list, and generally Making the Morning Happen.

No offense was taken, but the housework continued to be needed, so she handled it.

Juice was poured, cereal settled, the mail gathered, ditto newspaper. The mermaid separated out the comics and gossip columns for herself, weather and the local forestry report for the dryad.

The dryad sat down, at last, and saw everything neatly gathered.

"I'm. I'm sorry, I've just--" She frowned.

The mermaid kissed her wife on the cheek. "May I?"

"Okay."

"I won't tell you 'don't worry,' that isn't particularly useful. If you could not worry, you would already not be worrying. If I can offer? Assess. Not even 'how likely,' as that's the same strategy. But maybe, if possible? 'What is the damage. What is the maximum?' "

The mermaid scraped the toast, it had burned, an unintentionally perfect symbol. She added a bit of doomsberry jam, put it on a plate, slid it to her wife. "Worry, because that is unavoidable, but question the worst possible. Anchor. Give weight to the worse case scenarios in your head."

This time, the dryad pursed her lips.

"As possible." The mermaid concluded, gently running a finger along her wife's hand. One finger. One touch. I am here for you, when you are ready for someone to be here for you. I am over there for you, right now you need everyone elsewhere for you.

The mermaid opened the paper to the comics section and quietly read, mentally marking the panels she would show her wife when she had the headspace for conversation.

The dryad reached for the toast with the jam.

(Slice-of-life monster stories resume when our blog launches, tentatively scheduled for January 2025. Stories will be free to read.)

[ashtheticart]

Cyclops and Tiefling/Dryad couple 🏳️‍🌈

[cephalopod-celabrator]

Queer Identities as Fantasy Creatures:

Gay (MLM): Unicorns Lesbian: Pegasi Bi/pan: Hydras Ace: Dragons Aro: Dryads Transfem: Mermaids Transmasc: Werewolves Non-binary: Faeries I know I left a lot out, feel free to add or modify to this as you wish. And if you don't really want a label or just think of yourself as generally queer? why then you're just a creature that hides in the darkness that no one has seen the true shape of or survived to tell the tale.

[octopeaux]

💅MONSTER GIRL MARCH 💅 Day One - 🔥BURNING🔥

[dark-pink-fantasy]

twstpasta reblogs

reaction to their crush being ftm

with a himbo male crush

fem!s/o that never gets embarrassed

mc that’s destined to be the greatest villain

finding a sketchbook with drawings of them

building pillow forts

temporarily stay

fem pregnant s/o

supportive and driven crush

singing their iconic song

shy!fem!reader confesses to them

crush asking them to reject them

terminally ill mc

mc that has to return home

hand slip with fem!reader

s/o who adores horror

s/o who’s ears turn red

mc overblotting

s/o brings them a frog

s/o listens to heavy rock

fem!s/o likes holding hands

crush drinks love potion

dryad!mc

fragile!s/o

s/o who loves animals

s/o tricks him into a kiss

mc from an anti-magic world

quiet mc being cocky

s/o longingly kissing them

s/o who has narcolepsy

shapeshifting!s/o

meeting their kids from the future

crush has autism

animal crossing with dorm leaders

s/o who overwork themselves

dorm leaders turned tiny

body swap with fem!crush

reunion

mc with adhd

s/o is ticklish

finding out mc is a girl

male!s/o crossdressing

sending the child!mc home

s/o wants to squish their cheeks

giving their respective dorm’s armbands

s/o that loves to give friendship bracelets

s/o that gets anxious at night

s/o dancing in heels

fem!mc fangirling over 'More And More'

part 2

if only there was someone out there who loved you

mc w/ social anxiety

s/o worried about a test

crush is feeling cold

gay panic pt.2

vice dorm leaders

body swap headcanons

s/o bridal carrying them

s/o who loves to give nicknames

fem!mc with squishy cheeks

being handcuffed to the reader

shy, singer mc

ballet dancer!mc

reverse true love’s kiss

affectionate reader

receiving a homemade bento

mc that’s destined to be the greatest villain

turning into a girl

reunion

i hate you

jealous

partner stole a kiss from them when they are angry

[sexiestpodcastcharacter]

Sexiest Podcast Character — Unscripted Bracket — Round 4

Propaganda

Moonshine Cybin (Not Another D&D Podcast: Bahumia):

She's a hot elf with mushrooms growing on her. She has 1 level of barbarian. She's bisexual. She shapeshifted into a dragon and ate a god.

how tf does the post not mention Moonshine’s giant boobs her greatest asset

Moonshine has canonically gone down on a woman for a solid hour without asking for anything in return. Moonshine edged a dryad just by kissing them. Moonshine faced down someone being controlled to kill everyone in his path and told him if he still wanted to hurt her, she would take his blows as a friend. Moonshine makes jambalaya for her family and friends. Moonshine mispronounced someone’s name for a month and that woman still wanted to hook up with Moonshine. These are just a few of the reasons why Moonshine is sexy.

shes illiterate

canonically huffs dirty water from a bong

has big tatas

wears a belly chain with a demon trapped in it

almost became the queen of hell

ate a god

turned into a pregnant moose & gave birth

Amber Gris (The Adventure Zone: Ethersea):

Middle aged woman who punches sharks to death. My hero

If you love me you'll vote for amber gris I swear to everything holy on earth amen

Amber is butch, instant win

Amber Gris has a negative charisma modifier and she pissed her pants on purpose in order to trick a guard and knock him out. She tied up a dude. She once killed an evil magic shark (they're out for murder. not like real sharks) by punching it and then picked it up and smashed it into another shark, also killing it. She talks in a southern accent. She calls people guppy because it indicates a lack of respect. She has a big pair of magical green arms that come from her stomach. She got a fancy jacket and immediately ripped its sleeves off. She has a gay thing going on with one of the political leaders in the city. She gets in fights with people and doesnt do vulnerability and tries to lay low and not get in any social trouble she doesn't have to. She jumped through a portal into a new world because she could. She's now the god of said world, alone with only afformentioned political leader, who was previously possessed and she had to fight. She spends her time in a bar called the Cloaca. She calls people she doesn't like claspers, because it means shark penis. She and her friend, an old man named Uncle Joshy, sneak attack each other and yell VIBE CHECK! She tries to talk fancy to impress people and she's really bad at it (verily).

She’s everything and more. She’s irreverent. She punches sharks for a living. She becomes God. What more do you need in a butch.

amber gris propaganda: she is straightup the physical embodiment of "women want me, fish fear me." also she's an appalachian post apocalyptic sea captain. that's just objectively cool.

Art of Amber from @cookie-nom-nom.