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another dump
#gravity falls#the book of bill#billford#stanford pines#bill chiper#bill x ford#ford x bill#human bill cipher#fiddleford mcgucket#stanley pines#grunkle stan#fiddleauthor#toxic old man yaoi#gay ass roommates#fiddleford hadron mcgucket#bill cipher
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A very long, very late, and very quiet car ride.
#I love drawing cars (lying lying lying oh my god)#at least the coloring was fun#this was supposed to be more orangey but blue looked so nice#I hope the lighting is good I didn’t use any refs#in my defense I couldn’t find a good one#fuck it we ball#yk#anyway#tsp#the stanley parable#the stanley parable ultra deluxe#tspud#post parable au#I imagine this takes place after a social event that went really poorly#narrator probably said some harsh things and Stanley most likely overreacted#maybe they’d step on each others shoes less if they actually communicated their boundaries#but can you imagine what a pain in the ass that would be?#anyway Stanley’s gay ass little surfboard keychain his ex-roommate gave him#this looser doesn’t even surf#anymore I think#listen he did a lot of crazy shit those 4 years#.png#Stanley tsp#The Narrator tsp
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Watching severance isn't enough I need to test out my insides to put severance inside me like are you kidding me he just wants to see his wife so bad again dude I'm gonna lose my mind I feel like I don't even have organs it's all just Mark Scott immediately agreeing to reintegration and if I had a heart it would break but it's just that on repeat instead of a heartbeat and keeping me moving towards the next episode like SHUT UPPPP
#severance#severance spoilers#this is all to say im making a severance oc now i fear i cant do it anymore#i cant stand it just being media i consume i need to make the media#me and my fucking our flag means death ass roommate are about to make gay severed lovers in our discord server#im regressing back to high school watch me doscord roleplay mama
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Oh on last rb's note my friend actually read love bullet per my recommendation hehe and she likes it and it makes me so so happy hehe
#kk rambles#when ppl actually look into the things that u rec or are interested in... wowie... hand in marriage (platonic) u.u#omg u actually were listening to me and remembered and looked into it... heart full of love crying tears of happiness...#that one image of the cat crying. that's me. that's me. planting a big metaphorical smooch on your forehead. i love you.#which ik it sounds silly but i get really moved by things like that ok!! my friend sends me alnst memes even tho she hasn't watched it#and it's like oh u were thinking abt me oh u sent this to me just bc i like it 🥺🥺🥺#I can't believe i exist in your mind even when im not there hehe icb u think about me im going to make pancakes for you in the morning.#we are getting a mansion together and living together forever.#everyone's love languages are a little different and mine are so weird lmao what do you mean i get so touched when ppl think of me#do you think you don't exist as a concept when you're not physically there do you think other ppl don't have object permanence lmao#oh wait#yeah it's the effect of dating someone who made u feel like u didn't exist unless u were initiating stuff n engaging w them /j#but my friends are so sweet to me rahhh#i love my friends#why are my standards so low when my friends are all so nice and treat me well 😭😭😭#so mad that my bsf is happily in a relationship (good for her honestly im v happy for her)#bc now I can't go like. if we're single at 30 let's get married. no homo. just that we've known e/o for so long it would be comfortable#it's crazy bc it's not like i want a romantic relationship but i hate feeling lonely but i also really like my own personal space and time#and I don't really like the small inevitable conflicts that arise from close relationships even though it's part of putting the work in#but i like a certain amount of stability and predictability (autism) so i think what i need. is a roommate.#a friend who lives together w me but in separate rooms but i can cook for them type cohabitation lmaoo#but that's kinda idealistic and kinda gay lmao#my friend called me a friend simp and my other friend joked that i should have a queer platonic cule.#like rahhh yeah i really do love my friends a lot i wanna see them forever they're great and amazing and i love them so much#it's nice to be loved!!! it's nice to be cared abt!!! my friends make me really happy!!!#ik from societal standards I'm a deviation and what i feel is more intense than what normal ppl consider friendships to be like but#I don't quite understand the categorization of human social interactions sometimes ig. why should i cap how much im allowed to love someone#if i love someone i want to see them happy and i want to do things for them and I'm not the type to half ass things.#but society is weird abt things and whatnot but it's fine as long as my friends understand and know i love them hehe#anyway love bullet arospec representation!!! let girls shoot people!!! /hj
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i desecrate the adult whiteboard w this shit
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I was having a very difficult time based on context whether or not Snorpy and Chandlo were supposed to be interpreted as romantic or platonic...
...Apparently so was Snorpy
#THIS WAS THE FUNNIEST FUCKING WAY TO RESOLVE THAT PLOT POINT#I THOUGHT THEY WERE GONNA BE DRAMATIC WHEN CHANDLO DID THE 'it doesn't make sense'#BUT THEN THEY PULLED THAT SHIT#BEAUTIFUL 10/10 PEAK CINEMA#ALSO#I love the 'roommates with benefits' implication that they've *actually gotten physical before*#and Snorpy still had no goddamn idea just#/looks up at the ceiling while spooning after getting the best pegging in his life 'chandlo what are we'#I LOVE THESE GAY ASS FUCKING MUPPETS SO MUCH#bugsnax#op back on her bullshit
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OC !!!!!!
his name is maverick and i love him a lot even though hes gay, smokes copious amounts of weed, and he and his roommate that he’s almost dating are the sole reason for the rapidly increasing murder rate in philadelphia
#its always sunny oc maybe if you squint#him and his roommate nicky are so dear to me like i love them#i love gay peopleoe…#YES I KNOW HE LOOKS LIKE ARTYOM I GET TOLD IT ALL THE FUCKIGN TJME#his name is maverick lovell not artyom anoufriev you FAKE ASS FANS /ref#his shirt says cia instead of fbi as a nod to his accidental twin#stop smoking boy that isnt good for you#calyapwithart#Spotify
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wallace wells is such a man who will have gay sex with men dressed as , and with the same name as , his hetero roommate .
#todd ... other scott ....... come on .#⸸#IM NOT NECESSARILY TRYING TO SHIP THEM BTW ( seinfeld image not that theres anything wrong with that )#i am just obsessed with wallace and find his behaviors hilarious .#why are you as a gay man doing all but having sex w your lame ass roommate 🤨
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buying a knotted dildo was maybe the best purchase I've ever made
#waiting for my roommate to go to bed so i can do some lines and fuck my ass til i pass out#such a good fucking feeling so full and stretched#who knows maybe ill take some pics#op#nsft#ftm nsft#mlm nsft#bi nsft#gay nsft
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BITTERSWEET RANT ABOUT QUEER (MLM) CHARACTERS IN CURRENT MEDIA
I used to think it was impossible for me to hyperfixate on a show/ship without reading and writing nonstop fanfic about it. But then, a year and a half ago, I watched OFMD and I staunchly refused to read or write any fanfic, because I needed to wait it out and see how the amazing writers planned the story to continue. (I'm ecstatic for October 5th.)
I still considered myself to continue obsessing over my queer ships, especially when I watched Galavant and fell into a bit of a Richard/Gareth hole (but there are very few fics, I planned to write one but kept going back to my Macden fics).
Then, I watched Hannibal, and I tried to read fics, planned one too, but I just couldn't get into it, and preferred obsessively rewatching the show instead.
Now I'm literally refreshing fanvids of our Ineffable Husbands from Good Omens on YT daily, but completely unable to even glance at fics.
It's funny to think how far we are coming with queer characters in media, and I'm just so excited to see shows that refuse to queerbait. They aren't using a viewership by playing with never-ending hints and nods but zero follow through. They are acknowledging that acts of abandonment or betrayal have consequences, regardless of the initial intentions. They refuse to do that kind of disservice to the respective narrative journeys of these characters.
Yes, they may be angsty and a bit sad right now, but Goddammit, we are finally getting sincere, star-crossed gay love stories. Tragic, but not in your typical heartbreaking Brokeback Mountain -esque media from the past (no hate, love the movie, thought the short story was okay).
These queer love stories are giving the same kind of painful passion as some of the best dramatic romances around (one of my fave genres). What a time to be alive! Because it's not an unhappy ending until it ends. The best love stories have to have nearly impossible obstacles. That is how the relationships are tested.
Just thinking about how I've always hyperfixated in the past vs. how I do now. I realized it's because I finally have hope. I can't consume fics because I trust the creators and writers of canon so explicitly that I know they will continue showing how they respect the viewers while also acknowledging the significance, the absolute necessity of delving into the arcs and development the characters need to find within themselves.
I believe David Jenkins and Neil Gaiman are determined to do right (as Bryan Fuller would be, if ever given the chance to continue), not by all the vastly different opinions of the countless countering fans, but by the way they have shown genuine acknowledgement to the romance and enough respect for the love interests to make them face challenges that help them grow. Queer characters are the leads' now, and they are fully-formed yet ever-changing, unique representations, flirting with fun stereotypes, without reducing them to the worst and most inaccurate social stigmas.
So, I'm ever-resolute to hold out for canon, because I don't want to get my head so full of incredible fanfic that I have my opinion change from constantly switching perspectives.
These writers are changing the game so much that I can't help but trust that - even beyond just the romantic aspect - they actually care about the development of the characters, they aren't defined by just being gay, they are complex.
In other words, I'm in a perpetual state of refreshing Macden fic updates every time I want to read something, and trying to conjure the desire to write again, so I can get back this other Macden fic, after having spent the past two years straight writing the most fics I have for any ship in my entire life.
But, yeah, it's totally crazy to realize that the reason I can not read any of the amazing fics out there for Our Flag Means Death, Hannibal & Good Omens is because these shows are already so enthusiastic and welcoming of their queer characters.
#our flag means death#Hannibal#Good Omens#crazy to actually feel like there are shows that care about queer characters and don't lie to the audience#like i didn't know it could be done#if you can't tell I'm really fucking salty. S16 made me really mad.#i just started thinking about all the times rm said that 'this season Mac gets a bf' all for it to be actual bullshit.#like i don't care if people come for me. i love macdennis for what it could've been. bcuz it ain’t ever going canon.#not just that.mac won't ever get a bf or a gay onscreen kiss. bcz r.m. wants mac obsessing over denial den. to keep mac gay & never show it#i feel like he just had him come out bcz of S11E10s backlash & to maintain ally status while using the identity as fodder for endless jokes#16 Seasons & character regression I just don't think it's going to happen. especially post strike.too risky.can't alienate the dudebros#dennis is cartoonishly far in denial. like how can anything ever happen with the guy who excused cyberfucking his roommate for food.#& he never gets called out on it. S5 Dee would've jumped on his ass for that.now the dialogue ignores it & instantly wipes the slate clean
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hey siri,
play sofia by clairo and let me revel in the fact that at least her name is spelled with a ph
#roommates to lovers#yup i’m still here#dying a slow yearnful gay ass death but not dead yet#pres listens#clairo#gay yearning#lesbian love#situationships#Spotify
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"No homo." -Literally the gayest thing a person can say
#no homo#no homo my ASS#if you say no homo it's full homo just you're closeted#this goes along with “really close bros”#and “roommates”#and “no not because we're gay”#"the only man that i love is my dad'#its all a lie#full fujkin homo#im gay okay if i say no homo it means i have a crush on you
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(gonna respond like i can't possibly be wrong here real quick)
It's not about the numbers. People in the replies are focusing on the wrong thing. Understandably, though. Like, I tried to figure it out too, but I'm pretty sure the story ain't about what the MC sees. It's all about connection.
At the age of 5, they realized they were different. That nobody else was like them. And they eventually realized that nobody else could understand them. Could see the world the way they did. The way they couldn't help but see it. But there was nothing to be done. Nobody was ever gonna understand them. And only a child would believe them. There was no hope. Only sorrow. Only a lifelong abyss to wade through. Wishing for the sweet mercy of being undone. Of loosing what made them special. What made them different. What made them queer weird.
But life wasn't that cruel. No. It was with kindness. It gave them a mission. Something great. Something that could make them great. If they could solve the mystery of the numbers, the Counting Puzzle, they could be free of the Why. The constant dreadful wonder. The sleepless nights. Tossing and turning. Frustrated with their fate. Never knowing. Always wondering. Needing to know why. And they would... If they could just solve it.
But they never do. No. They never solve it. All their life they've tried to solve it. Never succeeding. Only dreaming. Such a focus, they can't do anything else. Can't really love. Can't really make friends. Can't really live. They've trapped themselves. Or was that life? Is life truly that cruel? Was this truly a curse all along? Was it never meant to be solved?
And just as the tendril gets nearer than ever before. Just before you begin to reach for it... He reaches first. With cup and cookie in hand. Finally. Someone else.
(read the tags)
Since birth you could see a counter above people’s heads. It doesn’t count down to their death. It goes up and down randomly. You’re desperate to find out what it means.
#Reblog#long post#Counting Puzzle#BIPOC#Black people#Black representation#creative writing#writing#your writing expanded#LGBTQ+#explaining people's writing#mycanon#gaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy#seriously#i don't care what nobody say#they gay#age gap romance#little brother to little lover trope#how long before they're roommates?#why does MC point out so much about this dude?#they gay!#mofo even met his parents#and his parents two dudes too#don't act like y'all didn't notice that#leavin' shit out these tags so i don't spoil shit#getcha ass out dem replies and notes and go read the story#this mofo gave a young artist financial stability#...COME ON!~#just reread the last line and it's obvious af#“Answers aren’t as important as not being alone.”
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gays
is it gay to always rp as couples together with your bestie??
#Dnd#asking for a friend#it's me#I'm friend#Is it gay#Or is it just autism#Truly the cycle of my life#Frfr#Like#The amount of toxic ass idiotic couples me and them have done#One would assume#We were dating#Or have at least dated once#But alas#We are only homies#And quite possibly roommates#But not as in#they were roommates#Or#and they were roommates#oh my god they were roommates#But like#Actually just roommates#We wash our dishes together#Not gay#(i think)#FELLAS IS IT GAY#TO WASH DISHES#WITH YOUR HOMIE
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literally why am i at home. i could be back at my apartment watching gay tv with my roommates
#listen i love my family so much but. i would rather. not be here right now#i wish i could be watching gay tv with my roommates i love them so much :(#instead i have to get up at ass o’clock in the morning tomorrow and deal with my fucking sister and this garage sale. ughhhhhhhhh#lu.txt
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When I was in rehab I had a roommate who was this little old black lady and she was completely blind. And I saw that and was like “anybody gonna be this lady’s guide?” And didn’t wait for an answer. I actually got in trouble for “perpetuating lesbianism” BECAUSE I WOULD LEAD HER BY THE FUCKIN HAND. And that was “”too gay for the program”” so I had to make sure she held my elbow instead and like. What really pissed me off is that she was not given aid whatsoever for her disability. It was fucking me doing her paperwork. I was able to help her sign her own name but I had to fill out all of her intake stuff and ask all these invasive ass demographic questions like don’t you motherfuckers have a guy for that??? I’m here trying to fucking recover too, not interrogate this poor woman with questions about whether or not she’s ever been raped or abused or whatever
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