#gawDT

[nakedinthetrees]

I love Caleb and all… but Sylus? I will be coming home to him each and EVERY time🥴

Photo dump below~

[lxvvie]

the goal is to have my Ghost x Reader x Gaz and Sister Friede lists out this weekend.

[newjaxxcity]

Law Roach styling NAOMIIIIIIIIIII!

[botmilf]

BLESSED AGAIN WOOOOOOOOO

1) I am LIVING for the beef between Arcee and Ravage. It's very well deserved, obviously, but it is grab-the-popcorn worthy.

2) Megan trying to keep his two highest lackeys from fucking each other up [let's be honest, Soundwave would put him twelve meters under] makes so much sense and I love how it gives me similar vibes to when he has to deal either Scream and Dreadwing. He knows exactly the capabilities of his crew, he knows exactly what would occur under the right circumstances, and I'm sure this is gonna bite both he and Scream's ass in the long run but like. Shivers. THAT is a leader who understands the risks of the truth, and THAT is a leader who understands the importance of his underlings' activities and how vital they are to his cause. Magnificent

3) "Yer hip's fucked"

"Yeah no shit sherlock"

I adore this kind of humor. Thank you

4) "This is Rico"

".........I'm Miko"

I can hear the [oh shit] in his brain lmfaoooo

THANK YOUUUU <3<3<3

You are so kind to write this oh my GAWDT. I love this shit and I'm glad you had a great time reading the Episode 5 script--that one was a BITCH to write but the best ones always are.

AND I can't tell you how happy I am about the positive reception to Ravage being an asshole teenager. I'm planning on making her grounder alt-mode her classic feline form at the end of the first season--which I guess would basically make her a Maximal or something.

Thank you so much for taking the time out of your day to read it and then write this. It made my night.

[wxnheart]

Each primarch gets to smooch you, and you get to be smooched by all of them. Because the bottle always lands on you. Until they can't contain themselves, and you get to have the hottest train in the 30k/40k universe run on you. The primarchs enjoyed the game immensely and are glad you suggested it.

Goddamn. Say goodbye to the feeling in your lower body 'cause good Gawdt.

[kcyars99]

Whew fawtha Gawdt

Jesus Jamarcus frucking Christ

For the one millionth time

IT WILL TAKE AN ACT OF CONGRESS!

Biden is not a king!

Basic civics be kicking yall ass and slappin yall mama church wigs off

[megamindsecretlair]

https://www.tumblr.com/megamindsecretlair/772860694847766528/im-gonna-pass-out-thighs-thats-it-thats?source=share

I want him in a way that's concerning 😭 I would rail this man 😮‍💨 and boy oh boy is he a man!! A man of muscle who could probably bench press me very easily 😭 (and I'm about 155 lbs)

Lissen 🤧🤪

Ik im a submissive deep down but he brings an entire extra layer to that. Like he can have whatever he mf want 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

Who am I to deny Big Daddy???? 🤪

Ugh, he is an entire fn MAN. And that's so rare these days. Whewww. The unholy, god awful, disgusting things I'd let him do to ME. And I'd say thank you 😩

[lxvvie]

stress relief sex with Alejandro that's all send ask

It would be so... gentle, too.

Alejandro's face is buried in your neck. He's kissing, licking, and sucking on it. Meanwhile, he's dicking you down with those slow and deep strokes.

Good gawdt.

[wxnheart]

hey y'all! hope it's going well! so it's been a pretty busy week for me. okay, first things first:

I will have two lists out tomorrow: one is a Sanguinius x F!Highborn Reader. the other is a 'fuck around and find out' list that's NSFW. there will be one made for all the fandoms that I write on. I'll finally get around to posting the rest of my stuff this week. WHEW YEAH!

tonight I'll just be answering asks and the like. I'll be opening up requests this weekend.

this is just a personal observation but I DID NOT expect that Adam Smasher list to take off like it did. good gawdt lmao! shout-out to my lovely Smashers on here.

[anonymouspyt]

need THAT 🙂‍��️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

[lxvvie]

Asian food that i think the 141 peeps would have an obsession with

Price: honestly i think he’d love k bbq or hai di lao (or any hot pot in general). The man wants his MEAT🤣 but he likes the variety of other options like noodles and fish cakes n stuff. He’ll smoke his cigar while shooting some soju lmao. Catch him in a small corner of ur local hot pot place absolutely destroying 7 plates of meat all by himself. His asshole might suffer the next day tho from the spice.

Gaz: sashimi. He’s miss Nobu kween💅🏻. Knows exactly which place go, doesn’t matter which continent he’s at HE KNOWS. I feel like hes the only 141 person able to handle a lot of spices so hes down for something spicy. Other than that I think he also has an abnormal craving for thai food and tandoori chicken.

Simon: ��.. panda express…. I think he will love all the buffets in general. Like Price this man likes the variety it comes with. The man is big and he needs to eat alot to maintain it. I dont think he is a picky eater, hell eat anything with sustenance BUT HE CANNOT INGEST OR EVEN TOLERATE SPICE. He eats a single chill pepper and hes on the toilet for the next 2 days. I used to eat this chinese dish at every major party growing up and i think Simon would appreciate it. Its translated to steam cabbage in boiled water (开水白菜). It sound very bland but making it is a very complicated process. Its like tender nappa cabbage in consommé? The broth is made of chicken, bone, meat, ect and it needs to boiled for a long time and filtered/purified to make a clear but rich broth. Dude had it once and came back to it every year😂

Soap: personally this man looks like he has a sugar addiction. He’ll eat sugar and anything with sugar in it. Mochi? ATE. gulab jamun? SWALLOWED 6 IN ONE GO. Moon cakes? Ate 7 of those in 1 sitting. Shaved ice? Gobbled that shit up already. Mango sticky rice? 2 slurps and its gone😭. Legit ANY asian sweets u can think of and he’ll start chomping.

Korean, Thai, and Vietnamese food is good asf. I finally got the opportunity to have some black bean noodles last September and good gawdt! 🫦

Price and Gaz's taste are on point. I can absolutely see this.

Panda Express is the only place I've ever known the food to be greasy and dry at the same time so I understand your pain, Simon. I think for all his humongous appetite, the man has a fairly sensitive stomach.

Soap's (and Alex's) crackhead energy ups by a thousand (1000) every time he has something sugary so this tracks lmao.

[megamindsecretlair]

The way my chest fn hurt throughout this whole episode. That baby didnt deserve that.

"It's just a memory..."

[megamindsecretlair]

Hey love, are you still taking requests bout Aaron ?

Hello gorgeous 😍

I absolutely am. I'm juss taking a mini break from fic while I finish up this book. But you can absolutely still send in a request!

I need that man 🥹🥲

[lxvvie]

smacking and groping horangis ass every time you're behind him to the point he's more confused if you DONT do it.

that man's ass and thighs are actually phenomenal I would never let go of them if given the chance

Yes, they are, anon.

Yes, they are.

Catching a glimpse of Horangi coming out of the shower, towel wrapped around his waist, seeing those thighs and that ass, and GOODT GAWDT.

[obabayangu]

When You KNOW You Lyin'

August 8th, 2023

Y'ALL! Tell me why I'm STILL single? 😒Smh. I aint too mad about it tho...not anymore. After having fifty 'leven coming to Jesus meetings with my father, I have understanding now. Wanna hear what I came up with? Wanna hear my conclusion?

Lemme clear my throat *AHEM*

"God is hiding my man from all of the hoes out here and for that, I am grateful. He is not withholding my man from me to torture me and see me suffer. God knows my desire to meet my mate. So he's hiding him for a good reason and I trust him. My man is NOT delayed and is on the way!"

Sounds good right?

Chile, if only you knew how long it took ME to convince ME of what I wrote above. But, we gone get into allat. First, lemme update y’all and then bring it on back:

Yea my last post? Don't mind that. I thought about deleting it but, I'm supposed to be "transparent" so y'all about to get ALL this ghettoness! Just trust the process sis and watch the testimony unload. But, y'all know I'm not shady. I'll address the last post, and all the other posts relating to the man I dated recently. My last post was just apart of the breakup. To keep it a buck, I thought that I was writing about my husband 🤷🏾‍♀️ and WONT! 🤣 You know when you're at that point in the breakup and you start desiring dumb stuff, even if it doesn't make sense? So you express dumb things like "I want this no good man even tho---lemme stop. He was NOT not no good. He just was not what God, shoot, even what I wanted for me. And I knew that chile, smh. From the giddy up. But you know how you get real desperate and feel like all the real mens of GAWDT evaporated? Yup. So I settled, BIG TIME. Like I said, he was a real good man. But just not God's best for ME and my preferences. So now I've got 2-3 cringy posts--don't worry, its apart of the testimony--but, they're up here and they profess LIES that I KNEW were LIES when I wrote them. Like Girl, how do you compromise on your DEALBREAKERS? 🙄 And then romanticize it up smh. Just tried to write them out hoping to make it make sense and make him fit into the man that I truly desired. Yup. Definitely "my bad". But, he did us both a favor and did what I could NOT do and chose NOT to do, and cut it off to put us both out of our misery. Chile, when I tell you that relationship won't IT. Sis, smh. The connection alone that I desired NEVER arose. And I felt that the WHOLE time, and STILL stayed? Just settling in the UPmost ways possible smh. So all the posts below this, romanticized LIES girl. And I knew while writing them that that man wasn’t who I wanted—WHILE WRITING “This man is exactly who I want” 😒 But again, it's alright. Just apart of the testimony. Now what was I saying? Oh yea, this ghetto'd down singleness

Sike--lemme stop playing and stop speaking like that over my singleness. Has it had it's ghetto'd days? YES INDEED!!!! And a LOT of them recently. Sis, I have been struggling HARDT in my singleness lately, harder than I have EVER struggled in my adult life. I'm talking about me tryna mind mine and Satan whispers "You single." Like will you SHUT-UP!

But, like I said, after a DEEP coming to Jesus meeting, I had to sit down and evaluate what was going on with me.

What’s Really Good?

I discovered 3 things:

I idolized wanting to be in a relationship

I was being tricked by Satan's lies

I was faking rather than owning my funk.

Idolization- Not cute. It’s an easy place to fall into and when I noticed the overconsumption of thoughts revolved around my singleness, I let God have it.

The DECEIT- Y’all. The enemy lies SO MUCH, it’s “ludacris”. LUDA 🗣️ I had began to believe big fat lies about my singleness to the point where sometimes I’d leave church, crying, because not one man of God, in the Lord’s own house, even looked at me let alone approached me. After leaving certain environments alone, instead of walking away unbothered, I’d walk away believing that because my husband wasn’t at that venue either, that it’s gonna take an even longer time than anticipated, to meet him. I’d believed that God was withholding my man from me on purpose to do a prolonged test on me, while seeing me in pain, and I believed that I need to prove to God that I was unbothered in order to receive him already. All LIES sis! I debunked almost allat with 2 simple verses:

Habakkuk 2:3 “—If it seems slow in coming, wait patiently, for it will surely take place. It will not be delayed.”

‭ Psalms 84:11 “—The Lord will withhold no good thing from those who do what is right.”

And these 2 verses alone held so much power and called out the enemies LIES! Sometimes, you gotta talk back to your situation with the TRUTH. Make sure that what you’re saying about your situation lines up with what God says about your situation. So after recognizing that Satan was lying to me and trying to discourage me, I had to deal with the back end of it.

Sis. I am SO happy for all the happy, occupied, unbothered, single women who are “focusing on them”, “waiting patiently”, and “not looking” for their husbands”. Cause guess what sis? THAT AINT ME! Yet, I thought that I had to abide by this recipe to somehow “trick God” into blessing me with my husband if I just did and “acted” like how all of the mature Christian women did. I thought for sure then he’d just show up “right when I least expected it”. Cause this is what they preach, right? This is the posture single women should sit in to receive their amazing men of God. Y’all. I’m done faking THAT funk. Somewhere in the middle of my meeting with Jesus, I had a revelation that I’d been trying SO hard to “act” like my singleness doesn’t bother me and “act” like it’s okay but that’s simply not my story. Singleness is HARDT y’all. I am EAGER to meet my husband and can’t wait to involve him in my non busy life! But I am conquering through this thang, with God’s help. So this is me, sharing MY story of singleness, and maybe yours too. I may not be sitting pretty & patient like all of the other good Christian church girls keep telling me to do, but instead, I’m gonna walk through the TRUE challenges of my testimony—while waiting on my husband lol. So sit back, relax, grab your popcorn

and your edges

cause chile, this ride is about to be CRAZY! But worth the wait!

‭

[megamindsecretlair]

MCSCUSE MEEEEE???

"DONT WAKE UP MY KIDS"??????? HELLLOOOOOO? AY YOOOO

You need to be out here writing with us. A bar if I ever did see one. Gahh leeee. I need this fic in my lifee?? Hellooo? Ya hurr me??? 😪

@megamindsecretlair Wrote toxic baby daddy!Terry and it’s been occupying every one of my brain cells.

He’s the type to always find himself where he doesn’t belong (reader’s house) and conveniently on the night of a snow storm so school is cancelled for the kiddos. Sleeping with a pillow in between y’all leads to him holding your leg up while he pounds you from the side, big hand covering your mouth while grunting in your ear, “Don’t wake up my kids”