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kindahoping4forever · 1 year ago

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Ash via IG

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utterlyazriel · 6 months ago

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i hope everyone likes feysand cos lawd ur gonna get some this chapter!!! 🥰

#writing them is so much FUN #this is my heads up that i actually AM making progress #can u believe #maybe i’ll ever post the snippet soon #GASP i know #sloane speaks

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crabussy · 2 months ago

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slightly furious reminder that fish do in fact feel pain and do in fact experience fear and distress when in pain since people seem to love spreading the myth that fish don't feel pain. what is it with people assuming a creature is incapable of feeling pain or emotion just because it doesn't have complex facial muscles. come on gang

#animal cruelty #<- for filtering #IT PISSES ME OFF #'oh it's fine to kill eels very slowly for extra flavour. they don't feel pain so it's not cruel at all' did you do. any fucking research #if you REALLY need sources for the idea that non-mammals can feel pain and fear (you know. two things extremely vital for survival?)#then I can send some links in the comments. but fucking christ we shouldn't need an article to tell us this shit #fish have pain receptors fish respond negatively to pain. they'll hide or struggle. fish who escaped being hooked show trauma-like response #including shallow breathing. isolation. and decreased appetite. fish are so fucking complex but people see them gasping #with their gaping mouths and rolling eyes and think ah. the lived experience of this creature is equivalent to that of an earthworm

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heph · 8 months ago

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The tech guy in movies

#gravity falls #stan pines #stanford pines #stanley pines #grunkle stan #grunkle ford #ford pines #Some notes: I don't think Stanford swears before getting thrown into the portal.#And then in the multiverse he was introduced to a multitude of different curse words and started cursing left and right LOL #When he came back #due to proximity with family he stopped cursing for the most part #but then one time on the Stan o War when he was really really stressed ... This happened HEODNAK #Ford stubbing his toe near the kids (now teens): FFFFFFUUUUiiiddleford Mcgucket . My pal from college.#Haha yes that was what I was going to say definitelyDipper: it's okay Grunkle Ford we know the fuck word #Mabel: (dramatic gasp) dipper you can't say that!!!!!!!!!

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yanci-indigo · 4 months ago

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY MORDECAI HELLER!!!

Have this cool fanart I drew (and the left handed gun reference (⁠｡⁠•̀⁠ᴗ⁠-⁠)⁠✧)!

#I FINALLY DREW HIM WAHHHH #MY HUSBAND #GASP #I got lazy drawing the backgrounds sorry huhu #but anyways LOOK AT HIM #and you know the lefty reference mwehehhe #artists on tumblr #lackadaisy #art #drawing #my artwork #yanci-indigo #mordecai lackadaisy #lackadaisy mordecai #mordecai heller

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benevolenterrancy · 3 months ago

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Prince Jing telling everyone NOT to mention Li Yu's whole inability to do up his hair or wear his robes properly is hilarious to me. Because on one hand, this is a considerate way of ensuring no one makes his carp spirit feel bad about not knowing human customs. On the other hand, it also ensures no one stops his slutty, slutty carp spirit crush from being slutty

#dtbpf #disabled tyrant's beloved pet fish #prince jing #mu tianchi #li yu #wang xi #dtppf #i can't remember if this is from the second or third book... but i am a big fan of li yu with his modern sensibilities #a) having no idea how this old timey fashion works #and b) not being anywhere near as concerned about ''propriety'' as literally everyone else in this palace #prince jing WILL suffer over this and he will NOT be letting anyone put a stop to it #after all everyone knows yao are just Like That right? right??#look at him over here showing a peak of COLLAR BONE *gasp*#my art

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folkbeast · 9 months ago

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hello tumblr-ers, i haven't touched this site in 7 or 8 years. can anybody please tell me what the FUCK is a blaze

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nougat-rockrozma · 18 days ago

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ralsei...

#deltarune spoilers #deltarune #ralsei #tenna deltarune #susie deltarune #deltarune chapter 4 #tenna #remember all the theories and fangames about susie giving up on the darkners after realizing they arent “real”... hhgn #i gasped at ch3 at the reveal bc i didnt know it would be so early but... guess i underestimated...#ralsei i miss you #i didnt spend too much time on this i had to get the idea out first #bit rough but eh

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butchsaint · 3 months ago

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so how would it be weird for mel and langdon to be together .. like is it because he’s married or is it because she’s autistic and you’re infantilizing her …… autistic girls can and should enjoy relationships with drug addict mean loser doctors on the brink of divorce. maybe that’s mel’s type, we’ve only known her for 14 hours. let her live her truth

#i am not vaugeposting anyone if you are my mutual and you’re not into mel/langdon i stand with you!!!!!#this is more attacking weird posts i have been seeing Not from my mutuals …..#he is a loser. majorly. i just love bad relationships so bad #like i don’t even know if this is the case i am just always a bit Sensitive to people being like #well she’s autistic so she must be non-sexual .. or she’s too pure for this world she would never be involved in an Affair. GASP.#like can we not all have fun. can we play #can straight people have a fun toxic relationship too #pretty pleaseeee #the pitt #melfrank

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keydekyie · 2 months ago

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can't wait for when PresAux's giant anxiety-riddled meow meow with big sad eyes that they've all bonded with starts talking shit and they realize it's actually a huge asshole

#I LOVE that line at the end of ep 2 “I don't know I wasn't there”#I think that's the line that tipped me over into really liking the show #it was so quintessentially Murderbot I gasped #murderbot spoilers #murderbot show spoilers #mbtv spoilers #murderbot #mbtv

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linolinoing · 3 months ago

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straykidsjapan tiktok update: I GOT YOU 🫵🩷

#MINCHAN X DUA LIPA????????? FOR MEEEEEEEEEE #as jess said i gasped TOO hard!!!!!#skz #minho #chris #minchan #lee know #bang chan #skz tiktok

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puppetmaster13u · 1 year ago

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Prompt 271

“Grandmother is visiting,” Damian suddenly said with no warning and with his usual not-quite demanding tone.

“Who?” Tim wasn’t the only one to startle, seeing as Bruce had practically froze, a downturn to his lips in a silent show of confusion.

Damian scowled. “Are you deaf Drake? Grandmother is coming to Gotham to, quote, make sure I am being properly cared for.” None of them had known that Ras was with anyone actually. At least Tim was pretty sure that would have been in the files.

“Oh?” Dick didn’t quite crouch to Damian’s height but it was a near thing. “She-” “He,” Damian corrected, interrupting him. They all exchanged a glance before Dick continued.

“Is he coming to the Manor or…”

Damian scoffed again, a tiny bit of a flush against his face. “No, Grandmother will most likely be staying with Akhi-”

Now wait one moment-

“YOU HAVE ANOTHER BROTHER?!”

#DCxDP #DPxDC #Prompts #Deadly Decisions #Danny & Ras are the homoerotic rivals that no one knows if they’re flirting or attempting a murder #It’s actually both they’re just also both Immortal #Danny to Jason: You can become a crime lord if you finish college- you’ve said you wanted to get a degree this is ur chance #Dusan (nodding): Mother has made all of us finish at least our basic education nephew #Why yes this does mean that RH has just made the heads in a duffel bag debut & the bats have no clue it’s Jason #Normally Danny wanders the universe but RAS (affectionately derogatory) HOW DARE U TRY TO HIDE THE GRANDCHILDREN #Morally Gray Danny #He’s well over 300 and that has an affect lol #Also has some fun fae vibes thx to his ghost half & human half finally balancing out #Let Jason & Damian be brothers #Tiny Damian: Akhi look I found a frog :>#Jason (newly not brain damaged & has no clue who this small child is): …. That’s great #Tiny Damian: *GASP* Akhi you can talk now :D #Fuck it- all the Al Ghuls deserve fangs from ecto contamination #Is Danny actually Dusan & Talia’s mother? No one knows and no one wants to ask the probably immortal fae being okay #Danny brought Damian a ghost hound puppy & Jason an original signed Pride & Prejudice book #How come Bruce wasn’t aware of Danyal? Talia forgot to inform him that the mother she was speaking of is in fact still alive #He disappears for a decade sometimes longer she was using past terms how was he supposed to know

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starrstruckcanuck · 22 days ago

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH A PUNJABI WOMAN IN PROFESSIONAL WOMEN'S HOCKEY ‼️‼️ FROM THE UBC THUNDERBIRDS ‼️‼️‼️ AND SHE'S GOING TO BE ON MY BELOVED PWHL VANCOUVER ‼️‼️‼️ MY LIFE IS A DREAM 💙

#i genuinely gasped when they called her name #i didn't know if there'd be a punjabi player in the league for a while but she's HERE and she plays for my city #OUR city!! she's also a hometown hero!!!#i couldn't write this better if I tried #chanreet bassi you don't know me but you're already very special to me i'm going to be weird about you i'm sorry #chanreet bassi #pwhl vancouver

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hailsatanacab · 2 years ago

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A Persuasive Argument - dpxdc

"Great!" Danny says, clapping his hands together to get everyone's attention. The dinner table falls silent as everyone looks towards him. It's a full house today and, honestly, Danny's a little nervous. "I'm sure you're all wondering why I gathered you here today."

"It's dinnertime. In our house." Duke mutters, while doing a very bad job of concealing his yawn. He holds his fork poised over the braised beef, but, just like everyone else, still looks towards Danny before tucking in. It's intriguing enough to wait.

"Yeah, no one misses Alfie's dinner." Dick says, with a brilliant smile that Danny can't help but return.

"Precisely! What better time to talk to you all than when you're all actually here!"

"Wait, I thought you came round to work on our English essays?" Tim asks, blinking owlishly.

"I'm afraid I've lured you here under false pretences, Tim."

"This is where I live."

"I would still really appreciate help on that essay though, I mean, what the hell is Hamlet even about? I just don't get that old time-y language, like 'Hark! A ghost hath killed me!' - absolute rubbish, what does that even mean?"

"The ghost never kills anyone in Hamlet, he's there to tell Hamlet that he was murdered. Have you actually read it?"

"No, but it sounds like you have. Tim, I want this guy to help me with my essay instead. I know for a fact that you haven't read Hamlet, either."

"So? We don't need Jason, I've read the Sparknotes."

"Hi Jason, I'm Danny, pleasure to meet you, summarise Hamlet in three sentences or less."

"Am I auditioning to help you write your essays? I can't believe you’ve gone through your whole school life without reading it, it’s good!"

"Hamlet, along with a number of other classics, was banned in our house because it portrayed ghosts as intelligent and sympathetic beings rather than evil, animalistic beasts. I didn’t even get to see The Muppet's Christmas Carol until last year with Tim! It was surprisingly good, and I hate Christmas because everyone always argued and it sucked. But we're getting off topic. I—"

"No, no, please go back to that, because what the fu—"

"Boys, please." Bruce interrupts, looking to the world as if he wants to hang his head in his hands. "Danny, you were about to say something?"

"Oh, yeah, Mr. Wayne! Thanks!"

"Please, call me Bruce."

"Well, that very succinctly brings me to my point, because I'd actually really like to call you dad."

Nobody says a word. Nobody even blinks, all as shocked as the other, watching open-mouthed as Danny pulls his laptop out from beside his chair. Bruce can definitely feel a headache coming on.

"Before you say anything, I've prepared a 69 slide PowerPoint presentation on why you, Bruce Wayne, should adopt me, Danny Last-Name-Pending. Please save your questions, comments, and verdict until the end, thank you."

#dpxdc #batpham #i forget - can we tag the parent fandoms? w/e #immediately alfred's like: while i do appreciate your initiative may i suggest it wait until after dinner?#and danny - who has barely eaten proper homecooked food ever - takes one bite and then absolutely wolfs down the whole lot #after he's finished he's like 'bear with - I've got to add that to the 'Reasons I Would Like to Live Here' section'#danny's powerpoint has tailored sections for each batfam member with lists of reasons why they'd get along #my au thoughts on this is that the fentons disowned danny when he told them he was phantom #and that this is after the ultimate enemy - wherein which he allied himself with the JL to fight against dan #(which didnt really work at all - BUT he knows some of their identities now INCLUDING batman's)#so one of the main reasons why he'd be a great fit is that he knows their vigilante status anyway so they don’t need to worry about secrets #dick just turns to tim like 'he’s your friend. he learnt this from you.'#tim: 'i didn't tell him our identities!! i would never!!'#dick: 'no i know that. it's the stalker tendancies. it's baby tim all over again'#tim: scandalised gasp #they all eat dinner in silence just super subdued and in shock and sending glances to bruce and danny #duke like: 'so i know I'm the last one in the family but like... this isn't how it normally happens right? did any of you make powerpoints?#tim gets all shifty because he absolutely did make a powerpoint he just never actually showed it to anyone #everyone stares at tim because they all know. it was in one of bab's blackmail files she has on him #damian's slide has danny offering to throw down at any time. 'tim says you like to prove yourself with your skills?#how about a real challenge? if i beat you then you have to vote yes to adopting me!'#damian is in two minds about accepting because... 1) look at him damian could take danny in his sleep! but #2) on the off chance that he does win... damian does not want any more brothers #(he takes the bet and its a suprisingly fun fight - and while he'll never say this... he would vote yes even without the wager)#on one of danny's slides there's a picture of ellie: you'll also get my clone sister! two children for the price of one!!#uhhh.... thats it now - I've been having fun with this haha #spent all day with the 'ive lured you here under false pretences' 'danny i live here' line in my head haha #anyway enjoy!!!!!! this was fun #i wanna make these slides so bad

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artashipatrick · 1 year ago

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does anyone think bottom patrick zwieg is a good thing? i love tashi duncan. i think she’s a really interesting artist

#fellas is it gay to start moaning whimpering gasping legs spread gripping the pillow at the mention of your smart attractive best friend?#‘you should be threatened by art’ ‘(moaning like a girl) uhuh say more’#i love how tashi just knows. she’s so smart #challengers #patrick zweig #art donaldson #tashi duncan #artpatrick #artrick #🎾

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yangjeongin · 7 months ago

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MINHO | 241208 • MY PACE @ DOMINATE OSAKA

#lee know #lee minho #minho #stray kids #skz #bystay #createskz #staydaily #skzco #flashing tw #*gif #*ccarly #*minho #*carly:minho #when u muscle memory type carly:hyunjin #yes. the crowd gasped. i know #i just think he's so cute.#i actually WANTED to gif this perf for ANOTHER moment but. that part of the file was disgusteng #and i was like. after a long day of work i do not wanna fuck w that. so i didn't <3 here we are

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