#garmadonisbackbaby

[lovely-blue-galaxy]

SCREW IT

ALL MY MUTUALS/PEOPLE I THINK ARE COOL AS RANDOM SPACE BACKGROUND PHOTOS I HAVE

@akwardalienbean

@occasionalincorrectquotes

@fangirl-616

@ablackswansweet

@boom-fanfic-a-latta

@fishybehavior

@garmadonisbackbaby

@sketch--booked

@wrenbirdy8

@crazyvulpixamv

Thank you for your time

[drowsydregon]

Morro Ninjago Has Scabby Knees Pass It On

FGHGHFGH YR RIGHT

[boom-fanfic-a-latta]

Give me more Lloyd and Garmadad fluff (holds dumplings against your face) Let's give the green babey a buffet.

So...TIME TO BREAK OUT THE COOKING SHOW IDEA!

(There is no chronological sense to this snippet, be it its location in the timeline or how much time goes by during the actual competition section, and I apologize for anyone I confuse)

—

“...Remind me why we’re doing this, again?”

“It was Garmadon’s idea, remember?”

“I know, that’s why I’m asking.”

“Kai!” the master of water scolded.

“Kidding, Nya, I’m just kidding...but still, we’re actually filming this?”

“Indeed we are.”

Everyone turned to stare at the former dark lord.

“...Dad?” Lloyd ventured. “What in Ninjago are you wearing?”

“A suit, Lloyd. I’m the host, so I have to look the part.”

“I...I have no idea what to make of this...”

“You’re one of the judges, son, that’s all you need to worry about.”

“I feel like Zane shouldn’t compete, to be honest,” Jay piped up, then at said ninja’s look of confusion, quickly explained, “I—I’m not saying that to be rude, it’s just—he’s too good, and none of us would stand a chance!”

“Ah.” The nindroid nodded in understanding. “Do not worry, I am also only a judge.”

“Hey, I’m just hoping there will be cake,” Cole said, sitting next to Lloyd at the judge’s table.

The three ninja who were competing took mental note of that.

“Now,” Garmadon asked, adjusting his tie, “is everyone ready?”

“I think so,” Nya replied, speaking for the group.

“Then—PIXAL, you may start filming now.”

—

“Okay, who took all the salt?” Nya demanded, sounding both confused and annoyed. “Also, HOW did they take all the salt?!”

“Sorry, I panicked!”

“Jay, all of us need some of that!”

“I said I’m sorry!”

“Who knows where the bowls are? I can’t find any—“

“There should be a selection of bowls in one of your station’s cupboards, Kai,” Zane called over from where he as watching the chaos unfold.

“Oh. Thanks!”

[Kai: Honestly, I have no clue what I’m doing right now. I’m mostly just grabbing things at random—what, I’m making sure I’m checking what I use, I just don’t have...any plan going into this whatsoever. *Shrugs*]

“How is everyone holding up?”

“I think I set my stuff on fire...”

Garmadon sighed. “Let me come check...”

[Nya: ...Look, I don’t know how it happened, okay? One minute everything was fine, and the next, the oven was pouring out smoke! *Sighs* At least I didn’t use all the batter, so I still have enough left for a second try...]

“You all have 15 minutes remaining, so I would start finishing up...I’m still amused that you all decided to make cakes.”

“Come on, why won’t you stay put?!”

“What’s wrong, Jay?”

“It keeps falling off no matter how I secure it!”

“Did you try using fondant?”

The master of lightning fell silent as he thought this over.

[Jay: *Glances behind himself, then turns to face the camera* ...WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME I COULD DO THAT?!]

With a groan, he facepalmed. “I’m such an IDIOT!”

“Three...Two...One...and, Time! Step away from your creations.”

—

“Well, that was...an experience,” Lloyd noted once the camera was turned off. “I did not expect Kai to win that.”

“How did we not know that everyone can make such good cake?” Cole wondered in disbelief.

“I have no idea.”

“Did everyone enjoy this?” Garmadon asked the team, receiving unanimous nods of agreement. “We’ll have to do this again sometime, then. Anyways, you’re all free to go now.”

The Sensei waited in silence as the ninja left the room, then—after he was sure they’d left—turned to PIXAL, who had been working the cameras.

“None of them have figured out the real reason I did this, have they?” he chuckled. “Lloyd certainly looks quite full now...”

The samurai smiled. “Though watching everyone attempt to bake was very entertaining, you must admit.”

“Yes, that was a fun bonus.”

[blursed-ninjago-ideas]

Jay uses a clorox bottle as a waterbottle for the memes (my friend did this, became a huge meme overnight as "cloroxboi" in the club)

zane is horrorfied

[lloydskywalkers]

Ok like boi I have a lot to say. I rewatched Ninjago after 5 years and please let me say that I love Lloyd and his sword skills are defo more honed than Morro or even Kai ngl. (His stance and grip is like, so good. Morro has decent grip but his stance is wack). I will cry and sob at how much he's progressed as a character. 5 years of not being here and I... need a good cry

asfdg congrats on the rewatch! welcome back to lego ninja pain land :’D that is a moOD though, I love watching Lloyd fight at this point, he’s so over-the-top fancy but you’re right!! he’s also come so far!! in every way and I’m so proud :’D

(on a slightly less upbeat note because i’m me — it kind of makes sense that Lloyd would be the furthest ahead in terms of fighting form and skill by now ((especially in comparison to Morro, who’s spent a couple decades in the Cursed Realm so his style is probably more “unhinged” than anything)), bc not only has Lloyd gotten an extensive amount of training by all four of the OG ninja, but he’s the the only ninja that hasn’t dropped it ((for a time)) at this point. Lloyd’s never had any other option than being the Green Ninja, or at least he’s never let himself consider it, and since he’s been stuck in this role since he was about nine, his life is being a ninja. He doesn’t have a fallback like we see the others do in s4, because Lloyd’s entire existence is about living up to this prophecy and at this point it’s probably something he’s planning on living and dying by, so I can see him being ten times more devoted to having that perfect stance than anyone else because what does he have, if he’s not the Green Ninja, and I’m veering off track again bUT now I need a good cry as well)

[occasionalincorrectquotes]

I HearD HAM WHERE THE HAM

NO WHERE THERE WAS NO HAM WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

[spin-in-time]

Tall polite introvert, funny and normal, friendly but slightly negative

I am

Tall

Yes

I'm hesitant to call myself an introvert but the thing is i literally do not know because i am so fucked up as a human being that i cannot tell

Funny and friendly yes (be it not being able to communicate without being dumb and joking or just coping), slightly negative MIGHT be but the thing is i think i worked on that and i'm actually always trying to be positive in the way that i'm more solution-orientated and i - like honestly often don't care enough about things to even be negative haha. Apart from that yes thanks it's the depression

I take personal offense at you saying i give off vibes of being normal

[zebra-all-the-time]

Tag game

1) what was your first fandom(s),

2) what fandom(s) were you in the longest,

3) how did you get in the fandom(s) you’re in now

@captainbetonit @anxiousworm @fishybehavior @lego-sand @zukoromantic @garmadonisbackbaby @boom-fanfic-a-latta @ezlikessharks@suk3rpunch @public-enemy-number-abs @anyone else who wants to :)

[spinbitchzu]

HAPPY TENTH ANNIVERSARY YA FILTHY ANIMALS!!!!

https://octaviawsfe.wixsite.com/spinbitchsite

As promised, this is my final history project, a criticism of Ninjago!!!! Including your favorite terms, orientalism, the white savior trope, white saviorism, and tokenism!

I worked really hard on this website but here is my perspective, as an Asian-American on the problems with Ninjago and the real life impact it has. So anyway, if you disagree with any of the following statements, please go get educated!:

- Ninjago is racist

- Ninjago disrespects east asian cultures

- Ninjago denies opportunity to POC while profiting on a commodification of their culture

- Ninjago’s portrayal of asia is incredibly harmful 

special thanks to posts/discussion from @tianeyuan, @garmadonisbackbaby, @tippydorman, @skylorchen and @snimbusjavy that helped me get educated :))

edit: since this is getting some traction (thank you all, and I’m so glad ppl are resonating both with my experiences and my critiques), I’d like to once again highlight I’m *not* trying to cancel the show or make ppl feel guilty for watching/enjoying it. the purpose is to make ppl think critically about ninjago, asian rep in media, and future depictions of asians/asian led projects. 

additionally, i’m open to questions or debate about this ON THE CONDITION that you, a) have read the site in its entirety, b) will be civil about it, c) are actually open to having your mind changed. 

Also if you catch any mistakes (as some ppl have) please let me know! I’ll fix it asap. I am only one person who hasn’t watched the entire show in some time and I did this project on a lot of late nights. Thanks everyone!

[blaiddydbrokeit]

URL change

garmadonisbackbaby -> blaiddydbrokeit

[the-ninjagan-pantheon]

Welcome To The Ninjagan Pantheon! 

Our current members include:

Falcon, the Goddess of the Ninjagan Pantheon, tag @fangirl-616

Mint, the Goddess of Random Ninjago Content, tag @boom-fanfic-a-latta

Ivy, the Goddess of Blursed Ninjago Ideas, tag @grungekitty-77

Angie, the Goddess of Nindroids, tag @occasionalincorrectquotes

Lloyd, the God of Hunger and Lord of Ham, tag @garmadonisbackbaby

Mask, the Deity of Kai Angst, tag @strangermask

Knox, the Deity of The Found Family Trope, tag @ninja-knox-ur-sox-off

Swan, the Goddess of Sibling Shenanigans, tag @ablackswansweet

Kat, the Deity of Pet Whump, tag @ninja-go-to-therapy

Fishy, the Deity of Mischeif, tag @fishybehavior

Pixie, the Goddess of Deus Ex Machina, tag @crazyvulpixamv

Blue, the Goddess of Support, tag @321bluegalaxy

Applications:

If you want to apply to be a Ninjagan Deity, you can just send a request to this blog requesting that and what you want to be the god of, and Falcon ( @fangirl-616 ) will see if that’s available and fitting for your blog. Depending on the circumstances, you may or may not be accepted to ascend to godhood. When completed, we will have a total of thirteen (13) deities.

[drowsydregon]

I CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT YOUR OLD TUMBLR TAG WAS BUT SHSHDHDHBD I KNOW I'VE FOLLOWED YOU A WHILE AND I'M DUMB BUT YOUR CONTENT IS 10/10

[ SCREM ] THANKK !!!!

it used to be acrylic-skeleton but that name is now Banished

[boom-fanfic-a-latta]

Was chatting with @garmadonisbackbaby and basically have come to the conclusion that LLOYD NEEDS TO EAT. ALSO GARMADON COOKS. WHICH IS YES.

[blursed-ninjago-ideas]

Airjitzu is just Spinjitzu DLC, change my mind

honestly it is

[akwardalienbean]

@garmadonisbackbaby @occasionalincorrectquotes

Ill be passing away due to legal reason

[fanfalc-616]

Current Gods and Goddess of the Ninjagan Parthenon:

Mint, the Goddess of Random Ninjago Things, tag @boom-fanfic-a-latta

Ivy, the Goddess of Blursed Ninjago Ideas, tag @grungekitty-77 ( @blursed-ninjago-ideas )

Angie, the Goddess of Nindroids, tag @occasionalincorrectquotes

Lloyd, the God of Hunger and Lord of Ham, tag @garmadonisbackbaby

More Gods and Goddess may arrive in the future. If you are selected, please remain calm and wait until you are added to the list.