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Random owlhouse hc idea fo you

Reader barely gets called their actual name and is called a nickname to the point no one really know their name til someone asks if their name is actually the nickname and reader is like “ ha no”

My main thing is their nickname is a animal Mabye because their palismen is it

Nicknames || The Owl House

Synopsis - Various TOH characters asking if your nickname, which corresponds to your Palismen, is your real name.

Warnings - Many references.

Okay, side note.

My Palismen, he’s a frog with axolotl gills. 100% contemplating if I should add a shark fin. I don’t know what to colour him yet:(

Anyway-

A/n - If you want a part with the adults, let me know :D

Requests are opened; headcanons only

A list of nicknames corresponding to certain animals:

↳ Ferrets = Ferry (pronounced - fairy), kit

↳ Frogs = Froggy, Froppy, Mcfly, Kermit, Amphibia, Sprigs

↳ Birds = Chickie, Chica, Beaks, Fumikage, Ellie (I dunno know, your palismen might be an eagle), karasu (crow in japanese, according to google), Hedwig

↳ Duck = Ducky, Duckus, Qaucker, Waddles, Snickers

↳ Pig = Mabel, Waddles

↳ Cat = Garfield, Sphynx, Ghoul (corresponds to amity’s Palismen), kitkat, whiskers

↳ Deer = Antler, Specks (some deer have white dots on there fur, and it’s super pretty!), velvet (for when their antlers regrow), Bambi

↳ Spider = Webbs, Charlotte, Fang, Silky

Amity Blight

↳ You got your palismen when you were relatively young. Like 5 or sum-

↳ And your parents had given you a nickname based of your palismen. Cause the both of you are absolutely adorable.

↳ So, basically the only time they used your real name is used when you were in trouble. (Good luck, lol)

↳ Anyway, Amity has known you as N/n for years at this point. You introduced yourself to her as N/n, everyone has always called you N/n, and you even write N/n as your name on tests.

↳ So she had no reason to suspect your name was infact different from what she and everyone else knew it as.

↳ Until you had been called in as a suspect of being involved with the human girl by Belos, where he had written your birth name on the letter you’d been sent.

↳ Amity was shocked. And very confused.

↳ Amity when she read your name on the letter:

↳ So she questioned you.

↳ “N/n, has one of Belos coven scouts messed up who the letter was for?”

↳ You: ”???🤨 no?”

↳ ???

↳ “But, N/n, I’m almost certain your name isn’t Y/n, or did they just mix your name up?”

↳ And now we’ve found the problem.

↳ Amity doesn’t know your real name!!

↳ “Amity, I’ve just realised I’ve never told you my legal name is Y/n.”

↳ “But, you write N/n on where you sign your name, even school work.”

↳ “Oh, right, when my parents put me in Hexside, they were given an option on the paperwork that I would be able to have a preferred name, and they put N/n as the optional option.”

↳ “Oh.”

↳ Amity questions everything now. Mainly things to do with you and Luz.

Edric Blight

↳ He dumb, but it’s okay cause so am I. ✊😔

↳ He thought your Palismen was based off of your name so…

↳ Emira slapped him upside the head.

↳ He felt bad, cause he thought he was the only one who called you that.

↳ “I’m really sorry if you felt offended by me calling you P/n, I just thought they were based off of you.”

↳ :(

↳ Our poor boy 😭😭

↳ “Edric, it’s okay! I kind of told you it was my nickname, so I can’t blame you.”

↳ It’s best to tell him you prefer being called N/n, seeing as he will continue to feel like shit if you don’t.

↳ Now, he will either call you Y/n or N/n, just depends what comes to mind when he is either addressing you or talking to you.

↳ It confuses a lot of people, human and witches alike.

Emira Blight

↳ Asked you after a few days of being your friend.

↳ “So your Palismen, you have a nickname that matches it?”

↳ “Yeah.”

↳ “Cool.”

↳ Will tease you about it though, telling you it’s the cutest thing she’s EVER seen.<3

↳ Fastest to figure it out, everyone else took at least a few weeks.

Gus Porter

↳ Depending on the timeline, and wether you’re a witch, human or some other specie, also impacts how you got your nickname.

↳ Gus learns your name when you and him get put in detention.

↳ Principal Bump has caught you, Luz and Gus sneaking around Hexside, and throws you 3 + Matt into detention.

↳ Detention shrieks your names, before attempting to catch you and lock you in its pods.

↳ Gus is to terrified to question it about right then and there, but he does after Luz is accepted into Hexside.

↳ “Detention called you Y/N. How come?”

↳ “It’s my name??”

↳ *insert little dorky smirk*

↳ Gus just nods, also smiling.

↳ “Both your name and nickname are cool.”

↳ He gives you a fist bump, partly cause your names are awesome, mostly cause surviving detention is not only difficult but equally terrifying and it’s respectable you got out with him and Luz.

↳ Rip Matt.

Hooty

↳ He gives you a nickname within a nickname.

↳ And then forgets your nickname.

↳ But it’s okay cause we love him all the same!

↳ Hooty is always shocked when Luz or Eda call you by your nickname, cause that’s not your name!

↳ Was even more shocked when he learned your name was actually Y/n.

↳ “But I call you H/n (Hooty’s Nickname), and everyone else calls you N/n! How are neither your real name!?”

↳ Ensues him beating the coven scouts harder the next time they try to arrest Eda.

↳ Hooty forgets your name again btw.

↳ Just let him think H/n is your name to avoid maximum chaos.

Hunter Noceda

↳ He meets you during the hunting Palismen episode. You and Luz had been sitting in the little house the bat queen had for the babies so she could have a Palismen.

↳ You had gotten your Palismen the day before along with the rest of your class and Luz gave you several nicknames, trying to figure out which ones would suit you and your baby best.

↳ It took her 20 minutes I shall add.

↳ Anyway- when Hunter came to take the Palismen back to Belos, he heard Luz use your nickname, and just assumed it was your real name.

↳ This dork however, didn’t bother using your ‘name’ and instead called you ‘wild witch’. Any witch associated with the human is known as a wild witch.

↳ Basically up until you’re all in the human realm, Hunter only knows you as N/n, and doesn’t really question you about whatsoever.

↳ Then Luz introduces all of you to Vee and Camila, where she uses your real name.

↳ “And this is Y/n, but we all call them N/n cause it matches their Palismen.”

↳ Hunter just stands there, processing the information.

↳This boy is so clueless, that he asks you about, wanting you to confirm it.

↳ “N/n isn’t your real name like Luz said, right?”

↳ “Yeah, it’s actually Y/n, Luz is the one who gave me the nickname.”

↳ “Oh.”

↳ And then he continues on with his day.

↳ Will use either your nickname or real name, it’s just whatever comes to mind when he talks to you.

King

↳ Met you through Luz, as one of her first friends:D

↳ He just called you a puny mortal. At first at least.

↳ He slowly shifted into calling you N/n, as he got closer to you.

↳ King knew that your name was odd, but he didn’t question it. Mainly cause last time he questioned something, Tinella Nosa appeared.

↳ And with Eda giving you nicknames, as well as Luz, it just confuses him a tad bit more.

↳ King wants to ask you, just to stop being confused.

↳ But he’s shy, and ask Luz for help.

↳ “Conejito, what was the inspiration behind N/n?”

↳ king is just sitting on her shoulder.

↳ “P/n. When I first got them, my dad just started calling me N/n. I guess everyone caught on cause no one calls me Y/n anymore.”

↳ King: 😲

↳ King just stares into your soul. He didn’t actually think N/n wasn’t you’re real name, just thought it was an odd name.

↳ For a little after this, he’ll switch between your names, sounding very unsure whenever he says it, u til it just becomes natural again.

Luz Noceda

↳ Eda definitely gave you the nickname.

↳ Eda’s probs given you near to a few 100 by now.

↳ So Luz knew you as N/n.

↳ Because that’s how Eda introduced you to Luz.

↳ Luz found out what your real name was when Gus used it to greet you back in “I Was a Teenage Abomination.”

↳ “Wait, is N/n just another one of Eda’s nicknames?!? 😱

↳ You: 😊

↳ You just smile innocently at her, like Dustin Henderson when he was 12-

↳ Luz just questions life. Forever. Will give you her own nickname.

Matt Tholomule

↳ He got so annoyed when he found out. Like how dare you >:(

↳ Only he was supposed to lie about his name.

↳ “Neither of us lied though? You have everyone call you by your full name and I just had a nickname related to my Palismen.”

↳ But he don’t listen to reason. He a petty bitch-

↳ Matt found out via Steve.

↳ Let’s set the scene.

↳ You and Matt, hanging out, and it just so happens to be Steve’s off day.

↳ He walks past Matt’s room as the two of you are arguing over what a humans favourite food is.

↳ He thinks it’s normal for humans to eat actual eggs. As in the shells.

↳ You’re probably friends with Luz, which means it’s more than likely come up in conversation when you’ve offered her food.

↳ “Ohhhh, you’re Shiba’s nibling, Y/n, right?”

↳ “Huh? That’s not her name Dumbass! Now get out!”

↳ “I’m not in your room though, I’m standing outside it.” 😌😌

↳ Which lead to a conversation about you lying to him.

↳ As if HE didn’t lie either.

↳ “Matt, shut up, and stop telling people your first name is Mattholomule, you sound dumb.”

↳ “Hypocrite.”



The Collector

↳ He never asked your name. Just called you play date, or best friend.

↳ Doesn’t even fathom the idea of you having your own name besides the one he gave you.

↳ Until King accidentally used your birth name.

↳ King knew you from adventures he had with Luz, seeing as you were his friend too.

↳ You just got unlucky, and got very stuck in the demon realm.

↳ Yes, you’re forced to call her ‘mom Odalia’-

↳ And when Collector found out, he was so confused.

↳ Like ??? What do you mean the name I gave you isn’t your real name?? You’re so mean! :(

↳ How dare you! >:(

Vee Noceda

↳ She figured it out on her own. (Cause she smart🤓)

↳ When she first met you, she also met your Palismen.

↳ “You and your Palismen match really well!”

↳ Yes, that is how she starts the conversation, give out baby a break >:(

↳ Vee is smiling at you, rubbing her hands and is swinging back and forth on her feet.

↳ “Uh, yeah! P/n really cool! They can do this thing! It’s-“

↳ And your dorkly explain every cool thing your Palismen can do!

↳ “That’s epic! It’s also really cool you’re nickname matches them!”

↳ God bless you a-dork-able nerds!

Willow Park

↳ Willow suspected NOTHIN’.

↳ Just thought it was a coincidence or that your Palismen was passed down to you! This depends on the timeline.

↳ For a very long time, she knew you as N/n.

↳ But when you, her, Gus and Luz get called to principal Bumps office, that changed quickly.

↳ “Y/N, I taught your parents, I know they wouldn’t approve of this behaviour.”

↳ You may or may not have set fire to one of the school rooms…

↳ Y/n?? Huh?

↳ Since the 4 of you were being lectured, Willow made sure to ask you later.

↳ “Uh N/n, do you have another name? Cause I’m principal Bumps office he called you… something else.”

↳ She forget what Principal Bump addressed you as, but that was fine!

↳ “Oh! Yeah, my legal name is Y/n. Boscha started calling me N/n in a teasing way but others thought it was meant to be affectionately and also started calling me that. It’s a cute nickname so I don’t mind.”

↳ “Oh… are you comfortable with me calling you N/n?”

↳ My sweet baby!

↳

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DRDT DEV IS A TRUE TUMBLR RESIDENT AND I HAVE SEEN NO ONE TALK ABOUT THIS!

Sorry but you guys know the recent sexuality reveals, and that David Chiem is a Bisexual with a lean towards women but ‘is open to any impulses that may arise at any time’?? Right?

WELL FUN FACT THATS A TUMBLR REFERENCE TO A POST ABOUT ANDREW FUCKING GARFIELD-

DAVID IS STRAIGHT UNTIL HE’S HORNY!!!

Please tell me I am not the only person that got this reference OMG!

(If anyone has the OG post please Reblog with it)

[lerexclamationpointpeter]

Hi. You can call me “Lee” as that is unironically my nickname irl. I’m 20 years old and my pronouns are she/her.

I like Spider-Man and Marvel in general. I also like… that one word that starts with a t. I’m kinda new to Tumblr so plz go easy on me as I try to figure out what the fuck is going on.

Wouldn’t really consider myself an amazing writer or anything, I’m just bored and running out of fanfic to read. Plus, I feel like the Spider-Verse gives you an open invitation to create your own Spider-Man universe/story with your own rules/events/lore/etc.

As is evident from my hyper fixation of Peter as a ler, I am a lee. I plan on making reader inserts, but I’ll try not to write “(Y/N)” a lot. I’ll probably use nicknames like “Bug” or “Dove” for when Peter refers to the reader.

Will only be writing about Peter unless I’m a liar and decide to write about someone else. Usually I am imagining Andrew Garfield’s Peter but you can imagine any Pete you want. Not all stories will be NSFW but I would like to keep this page 18+ so MDNI. Not all stories will be t-word related either (how tf am i gonna do this if i can’t even write out the goddamn word).

Feel free to ask any questions if you have any!

(also i’m writing these out of pure self indulgence so sorry if no one else actually wants to read this shit)

[sciderman]

How do you feel about different animated Peters? Do you have a favorite out of them?

hooh man, i know i say that i've consumed every little bit of spider-man media ever but it's really not true actually, and i think the thought of trying to watch every single animated version of peter parker kind of makes my brain explode. there are so many. i didn't actually grow up on spider-man cartoons, i only really got into spider-man comics in my late teens so my point-of-reference for peter parker will kind of always be the 616 comics, first-and-foremost.

i did watch a bit of ultimate spider-man as it was airing and i probably am one of the very few people on the planet who's kind of oddly soft on it! i have complicated feelings about ultimate spider-man. i feel about it the same kind of way that i feel about way's deadpool run. that it's an entirely annoying depiction of the character that is full to the brim with irritating jokes that don't land and package up the character to be a nutszo joke-a-minute lols random haha type deal but - i see oddly sincere and sympathetic and self-aware moments in there that make me inexplicably fond of that particular portrayal.

i don't know - i actually really love it when peter's portrayed as an actual weirdo. not the uptight square-boy you usually see, or this quirky boy-scout who's just kind of bland and cute and nerdy - but a peter parker that is actually unapologetically annoying. like you can't stand to be with him. i kind of love to see it. i don't know, i want him to be annoying. i think he should be annoying. and i love that he's fucking insane. like, objectively. he's not a sane man. he's adhd incarnate. and he's stupid. he has heroic moments, yeah, but he's also stupid and a jerk. i don't know. i'm probably giving it way too much credit, but compared to what came after (disney xd's spider-man (2017), looking at you) it's fun and kind of a very weird departure to your usual spider-man fare. deadpool appears in this show for one singular episode also so naturally thta is enough to make my brain go brrr.

(i've actually been really wanting to write a fic set in this universe. it's a universe i'm kind of interested in exploring, actually. been rotating it in my mind for a really, really long time. i'm almost ashamed to admit it, but every version of wade wilson fires up my brain, and i'm really, really interested in fleshing out this strange, i-was-a-child-soldier-turned-teenage-mercenary wade wilson. sorry. off-topic now. spider-man. we're meant to be talking about spider-man.)

disney xd's spider-man (2017) sorry you are so ugly and so boring. she doesn't exist to me. i hate that stupid nerdy off-brand tom holland ass twink with the green eyes. hate her. she is so boring. and her voice is even worse than drake bell (how could that be possible)

60's spider-man fucks. binged it so hard during my college days because it put me into the flow-state while i was working on my animation projects. i love that square boy. i love how macho he sounds when he's in the suit. i love his stupid fucking spider with the six legs. i love that they didn't have the budget for the extra two legs. i love him. he got me through college. almost tempted to do a stream of 60s spider-man so you all can enjoy it with me. it's a treasure. and thank you, 60s spider-man, for all the reaction images.

spectacular spider-man is very beloved, and i NEAARLY watched it all the way through, but – i don't know, i kind of just... don't like that peter parker very much. i couldn't tell you why. he's just a little boring to me. maybe it's the same criticism people slam onto andrew garfield's spider-man, the "he's too cool" argument. he's just not cringefail enough. he's kind of a bit boring. and his stupid SHIRT TAG that is NEVER TUCKED IN makes me FROTH at the MOUTH. i didn't wind up finishing the series because the love-triangle stuff just got way too exhausting for me. usually i eat up the peter parker drama but this particular case it really is a "why on earth is everyone in love with him. he's so boring." kind of situation. sure, it's a universal constant, but in this series it really is true. i wouldn't waste my time with him. sorry. mid. 5/10 peter parker portrayal. but the art and animation and theme song fuck.

i don't think i've watched enough of the other series to talk about them - which i feel kind of embarrassed about. i wanted to watch the animated series (1994) but just - never got around to it. i just prefer the comic-book format over animation, funnily. the irony, of me being an animator by trade, but preferring the medium of comic books. but like - i don't know. i prefer books over movies too. i just like doing more brain-work. it's why i like to write and draw more than i like to watch things. i don't like passive consumption. i want to put my brain to work. so - soooo, when it comes to watching things, i'm kind of terrible at it.

i think i should do a massive research session where i watch every spider-man series (or at least as much of them as my brain is willing to) - so i can do a comprehensive ranking of all peter parkers. if i have the time for that sort of thing (i don't.)

one day, maybe, one day. it could make a very fun video essay. i'd love to make a video essay, one day.

[nortism]

doctor who liveblog pt 16

s3 ep3 gridlock

- THE FACE OF BOE!!!

- KITTENS

- americans will do anything but built efficient public transport

- yay lesbians, boo homophobic cat

- they still got christianity on new new earth?

- omg it’s crabs

- ngl those skeletons look a bit like the current us senate

- nooo the face of boe

s3 ep4 daleks in mahatten

- fuck yeha old timey new york

- these accents r so good

- that’s what he gets for not watching his girl in the show

- the doctor has gotta stop taking martha to slums

- ayyy king solomon reference, glad he cut the bread in half rather than a baby

- always with the anti capitalist times in this show, god bless

- uh oh daleks

- “the final experiment” r we doing a nazi allegory?

- ANDREW GARFIELD!!????

- uh oh mysterious glowing green thing

- uh oh are they building a giant dalek??

- not loving those pigs

- rip andrew garfield

- oh i’m obsessed with blondje

- oh he was a stagehand, sorry for judging u lazlo

- “he’s into musical theatre” 😭😭

- oh lazlo go turned into a pig nooo

- oh fuck yeah revolution, yes then solomon

- oh the daleks r fighting

- u heard it here first, if ur a bootlicker you’ll get ur flesh sacrificed to the dalek

- oh piggie lazlo watching his gf 😭😭

- oh hello andrew garfield

- “lazlo, my lazlo” this is so sad bro

- never beating the “into musical theatre” allegations

- oh i am hating this dalek/human hybrid

s3 ep5 evolution of the daleks

- get it loser, we’re discussing what it means to be human

- NO SOLOMON one of my fav dw side characters, u will be missed king

- poor martha

- uh oh dalek rebellion

- “never waste time with a hug” GIRL BE NICE

- no laszlo 😭😭

- yes then martha!!!! WOMAN IN STEM

- no the sonic screwdriver!!!

- bro just got electrocuted

- the way they’re marching, this is def a nazi allegory

- allons-y!

- “who are you then? some sort of dalek?” GET HIS ASS MARTHA

- oh shit they killed dalek sec

- YES THEN DALEK HUMANS

- omg they killed the daleks

- rip dalek humans

- oh shit one dalek vs one time lord

- NO LASZLO

- GO ON DOCTOR

- LASZLO LIVED !!!!!!!!

- those two episodes were my favourite since s1, so so good

s3 ep6 the lazarus experiment

- poor martha hasn’t even had time to get a chnage of clothes after all this

- omg the tuxedo, im very normal

- mums hate this guy 😭😭

- IS THAT MARK GATISS

- oh jfc what is that

- OMFG

- i do not believe that the beautiful woman wants blond mark gatiss

- omg it’s got his face

- who’s this fucking snitch

- rip blond mark gatiss

- THE SLAP

- lotta bible references this season

- hello again blond mark gatiss

- yayay companion martha

- harold saxon???

[rriavian]

Do you consider Morpheus' Corinthian and Daniel's Corinthian two different persons ( i mean nightmares ha ha) playing the same role? To be more clear- do you consider them like Andrew Garfield's Peter Parker and Tom Holland's Peter Parker?Or do you consider them as the uprated version of same software? Like Corinthian 1 is Windows 10 and Corinthian 2 is Windows 11?

I am asking about your interpretation. Not necessarily it has to be based on canon.

PS. Not sure if I should write my own interpretation here. But anyway, I am gonna write it.

For me, Morpheus and Daniel are completely different personifications. Like- yes they are both doctors/pilots/teachers/bankers-whatever really. But they are different persons. Doing the same job doesn’t make them the same person.

On the other hand, My understanding of Corinthian is completely opposite of "Dream 1 and Dream 2". No matter how different Corinthian and Remade Corinthian are- they are the " same personification" to me. It's like same person getting a second chance to life after coming back from coma state. I am personally not too eager to use "Cori 1 Cori 2". For me, they are both the same " Cori".

L

Sorry for my English if it's too incoherent.

Oh you love to make me think don’t you! I think my interpretation is still in flux; I’ve not read the comics, or seen a lot of super spoiler-y panels bar a few of the big ones, and the show is also still quite far off this storyline. 

I suppose the truth is that the existence of the second Corinthian is a narrative element I struggle with, because to me it’s not very satisfying. I enjoyed how the show handled Dream making Gault a dream, because it was very clearly a cosmetic change, but with the Corinthian it feels like it would be a lot more. The idea of recreating isn’t an easy one (doesn’t feel like a great match for the themes of the story either), as it just seems like a very simplistic way to get a character to change without them actually growing. And this change is entirely against the characters will/doesn’t even involve the Corinthian doing anything at all.

Which is quite chilling given how his rebellion was very much a quest for agency.

The idea of the Corinthian rebelling, spending 100 years sticking to his choices, and then being unmade only to be recreated with everything suddenly being fine, with all the reasons he had to do what he did seemingly gone/resolved, just doesn’t feel very satisfying to me. 

I’m still holding off on a full judgement until I’ve reached that point in the narrative, but there has to be some trajectory for me to really get on board. What did Dream alter in that moment of recreation? If it’s a new character with the old one’s face/name/memories but apparently none of their motivations then why should I care? And if there was a reason for not just making a completely new character as Dream’s second attempt at a masterpiece then what was that reason because I’d love to know what that is!

It’s probably because I’m not there yet in the story, but right now I don’t see it, and so I’m not sold on it.

Perhaps everything was somehow resolved while the Corinthian was unmade. Perhaps all he needed was a really good nap. Perhaps he got therapy while chilling as a skull. Joking aside—and finally looping round to actually answering your question—I think there has to be continuity between the first and second Corinthian because, unlike Dream, he’s not really the combination of two distinct identities. Well, in a way he could be, Dream not so much remaking him as giving him something more, not cutting out but adding a balancing factor. Upgrading the software to use your turn of phrase :) 

I think that’s the interpretation I go with in Transmutation, and that fic was essentially me exploring what the complexity of identity could mean. It’s the interpretation I go to for Dream as well. Also—just to reference a spoiler I have seen from the comics—the panel of the second Corinthian choking Loki out when looking for Daniel?

Listen: that’s the same nightmare for sure.

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And Things I like!:

The Phantom of the Opera, One Piece, HTTYD (including all the series and the third movie), Les Misérables, Cobra Kai, Studio C, Jk! Studios, their Freelancers series, Manifest, Wednesday, the Addams Family, His Dark Materials (the show), Avatar: The Last Airbender, My Adventures with Superman, Star Wars (excluding sequel trilogy sorry), Spider-Man (personal fave are the TASM and Spiderverse movies), Back to the Future, Over The Garden Wall, Daredevil, Batfam (Wayne Family Adventures!), NBC'S Timeless, Wings of Fire, The Chronicles of Narnia, The Hobbit, Artemis Fowl, Ducktales (2017), Hamilton, Newsies, Anastasia, Lego: Ninjago, TMNT (2012), Harry Potter, and more that I cannot remember right now!

Where I am considering some of these fandoms:

I am a Hadley!Raoul, Book!Raoul—and Raoul de Chagny in general—defender, and a Raoulstine shipper (BUT I love the Phantom/Erik and do not dislike him by any means 🥺), and I don't really like Love Never Dies much. I'm a Tyler Galpin apologist but NOT an Xavier Thorpe hater. I also love the Star Wars original trilogy and the prequel trilogy, but not really the sequels. I don't hate the third HTTYD movie and I love all the HTTYD series. My favorite Spider-Man movies are the TASM ones, and Andrew Garfield is my fav Spider-Man/Peter Parker. Yes I love both Narnia and His Dark Materials.

Ships I love:

Hiccstrid (HTTYD), Raoulstine (Phantom of the Opera), Zekeaela (Manifest), Silverparry (His Dark Materials), Wyler/Weyler (Wednesday), Petroclair (Wednesday), Clois (My Adventures With Superman), Peter and Gwen (TASM), Jaya (Ninjago), Lyatt (Timeless), Gomez and Morticia (The Addams Family)

Blorbos:

Raoul de Chagny, Roronoa Zoro, Peter Parker, Matt Murdock, Tyler Galpin, Grantaire

YouTubers I watch:

Andrew Burriss, DanTDM, The Merrell Twins, Aaron Burriss, Moriah Elizabeth, and Sam Tabor

Some other people I'm a fan of:

Hadley Fraser, Ramin Karimloo, Andrew Garfield, Charlie Cox, The entire cast of Jk! Studios (aka the OG Studio C cast), David Tennant, Lin-Manuel Miranda, Jeremy Jordan

Fandoms I've written for so far (and the links to their respective lists):

Hamilton: An American Musical

Star Wars

Wednesday

not a fandom, but here's link to my list of fics for the Chrumblr Whumblr challenge!

More lists to come!

Here's some fics I have in progress!

WOE IS WE (Wednesday)

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[veggiefritterz]

Happy Pride Month

Queer Headcanon Masterpost Time I Guess !

UT/DR:

Plenty of thoughts here actually.

Frisk: bigender (they/she/he), aroace spec

Chara: demigirl (she/it), panromantic

Alphys: trans woman, lesbian (this is because i thought she was a man for an embarrassingly long time)

Undyne: lesbian (she/they)

Papyrus: aroace spec

Sans: demiboy (he/it)

Mettaton: agender (he/they/it)

Napstablook: ghostgender (they/it), asexual

Muffet: bisexual

Kris: agender (they/them), pan, aroace spec

Susie: bisexual

Noelle: trans woman, lesbian

Ralsei: nonbinary (he/they)

Berdly: aromantic spec

Lancer: cisgender (he/they)

Rouxls Kaard: aroace

Queen: agender (she/they/it)

Jevil: gay

Spamton: pansexual

DSAF:

Been here too long to have so few thoughts sorry about that

Jack: ghostgender (it/he), aromantic

Dave: aroace spec (he/it)

Steven: trans man (he/him), gay

Harry: trans man (he/they), gay

Jake: pangender (he/she/they), pansexual

Roger: does not know their gender, does not care (they/them), bisexual (also a whore)

Terrence: agender (they/them), aspec

Everett: cisgender (he/they), aspec

Dee: demigirl (she/they)

DIALTOWN:

I think I have a good amount of thoughts

Gingi: genderfuck (xe/xem)

Oliver: trans man (he/him), gay in such a weird and freaky way i love it

Randy: cisgender (he/they), pansexual in the "I'll take what I can get" sort of way

Karen: demigirl (she/they), lesbian

Curie: agender (they/them), lesbian

Tango: agender (they/them), aspec

Bigfoot: no concept of gender (any pronouns)

Mr. Dickens: gay

Norm: bisexual

Jerry: cisgender (he/they), bisexual

Shooty + Stabby: both any pronouns, both gay

ULTRAKILL:

I'm gonna be honest i don't know as much as I should but ah well I want to kiss Swordsy

Gabriel: do angels even have gender? (he/they), pansexual

V1: agender (they/it)

V2: girl...? (she/they)

Swordsmachine: doesn't know, doesn't care (they/he/it)

GARFIELD:

Sorry guys. I have hcs for the cats too

Jon: bisexual

Lyman: gay

Liz: demigirl (she/they)

Doc Boy: demiboy (he/they)

Nermal: pangender (any pronouns) (because it took me several years to figure out how nermal is referred to and i am still confused)

Arlene: trans woman-cat (she/they)

DDLC:

I... honestly didn't think i had hcs for this but it turns out I do, so!

Sayori: bisexual

Natsuki: trans woman, bisexual

Yuri: lesbian

Monika: agender (any pronouns w/ preference for she/her)

ONESHOT:

Niko: agender (he/they/she)

Cedric: demiboy (he/they)

Kelvin: agender (they/he)

Kip: bisexual

Silver: agender (they/she)

Plight: ??? (he/they)

Ling: trans man (he/him) (i thought he was a woman)

Rowbot: agender (they/he)

[jjsmaybank20]

could you do andrew garfield x reader that you got invite to your friend wedding, lots of people coming, you bump into someone, you apologize, he just want to tell reader that he could sit with you in church, after that you two talk in reception, he was glad to have someone like reader

(hope you will write it, thanks and have a good day)

Happy Little Accident

Andrew Garfield x GN!Reader (Platonic)

Summary: You remenice on your friendship with the wonderful Andrew Garfield.

Warnings: Reader wears suits, referred to once as man

Word Count: 958

A/N: For this, just pretend that Jesse Eisenberg got married in 2010. Also, italics are memories.

navigation  celebrities (platonic) masterlist

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Usually you weren’t a fan of interviews. But this one was more fun than the rest. Not only were you being interviewed by Jimmy Fallon, who always made interviews fun, but your best friend, Andrew Garfield, was getting interviewed with you.

You were in your dressing room when a stage hand came in and told you that you were on stage in 5 minutes. You walk to the side before going out when Jimmy calls your name.

Waving, you walk on stage and shake hands with the man. Then, Jimmy calls out Andrew. You stand up so you can give the man a hug. 

Once you are both settled in, and the crowd has settled down, Jimmy starts. “Y/N, dashing as always. You’re rocking your suit better than Andrew is!” 

You laugh at that before replying, “Always have, always will.” Andrew slaps your arm in retaliation. 

“So! First off, we know you guys are in your 7th movie together! Holy cow! This one is a little film called Spiderman: No Way Home. Now I have to ask, how long have you guys known each other?” 

You huff and go to reply before Andrew sighs and says, “Wow. It’s been a while now, hasn’t it. We met in 2010, so…” You answer at his pause.

“We’ve been friends for about 14 years now. Damn, we’re old.” Andrew nods while grinning.

“So how did you two meet? Because you weren’t in The Social Network, were you? That came out in 2010.” Jimmy asks, sounding genuinely intrigued.

You thought back to when you first met your now best friend. 

14 years ago…

You normally weren’t this clumsy, but this wedding was absolutely packed. While you walk backwards, you apologize to the person who you had just bumped into. 

Just as you turn around, you bump into a very tall, lanky man. He starts to fall, but you quickly reach out to grab him. 

“Thank you so much. I would be so embarrassed if I fell on my arse in front of all of these people.” The man says in a clipped British accent. “I’m Andrew.” 

“I am so sorry for bumping into you! I’m Y/N. Can I buy you a drink as an apology?” You realize you are still holding onto his arm. You let go, before extending your hand for a handshake. 

He grins at you before reciprocating. “I might just take you up on that offer. Also, so sorry, but could I sit with you? I honestly don’t know anyone here except for the groom.” 

You nod and smile at him, noting the relief on his face. “How do you know Jesse?” You inquire.

“Well, I’m an actor. We did The Social Network together, and got pretty close on set. He invited me, and I think he forgot that he’s the only one I know here.”

You laugh before stating, “Yeah, that sounds like Jesse. Well now you also know me. C’mon, let's go find our seats so Jesse’s Grandmother doesn’t pick on me wearing a suit like she always does.” 

He chuckles at that before following you into the church. 

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After the ceremony, you walk with Andrew to the reception, getting to know each other better. You tell him that you also act, and have been in a few movies. 

He asks if that’s how you know Jesse, but you tell him that you actually have known each other since you guys were children. 

You sit down at the bar and start telling Andrew embarrassing stories about Jesse from when you guys were kids. Suddenly, you feel someone practically pounce on your back. 

“There he is! Man of the hour! Congratulations, dude.” You say while clapping your childhood friend on the back. 

He exhales before excitedly saying, “I’m married, Y/L/N! This is crazy.” Then he notices Andrew seated next to you. “Ah! I’m glad you met Andrew. So sorry, Garfield, I forgot that I’m probably the only person you know here.”

You and Andrew share a look before bursting out laughing. That’s exactly what you knew he would say. Jesse looks at you two, super confused. “What? What’d I say?” You shake your head, muttering “nothing”, wiping tears from your eyes.

Jesse shakes his head in amusement before wandering off to greet his other guests. When you and Andrew finally calm down, you go back to talking about your lives. Losing track of time, you guys talk for hours, truly cementing your friendship when you exchange numbers.

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“So you guys are friends because Y/N Y/L/N knocked Andrew Garfield over, and because Jesse Eisenberg forgot that Andrew didn’t know anyone at his wedding?” Jimmy asks incredulously.

You nod, realizing how stupid the story of how you met was. “We truly became friends when we had one of those talks that went really deep. Like we were talking about our traumas and shit.” You realize you cursed and quickly cover your mouth.

Andrew laughs at you before looking at you softly. “I’m really glad I met you though. I don’t know what I would do without you. I would definitely have not made it this far.”

The audience awws and you smile at the man next to you. “Man, you can’t make me cry on TV. I have an image to uphold. But seriously, same man. I wouldn’t have made it through the pandemic without you. I love you, dude.”

“I love you too, man.” Glancing out at the audience, you realize that without the man next to you who you consider more a brother than a friend, there would be no way that you would be where you are today. 

You couldn’t be happier that you knocked Andrew over, because if you hadn’t, you wouldn’t have had this beautiful 14-year friendship.

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[eevylynn]

PLS let’s talk about the modern day Marauders fandom. The only good thing I like about it is the diversity in fancasting but even then there’s still weird ageism against women from other women, like why is the 35 year old woman from 10 years ago too old but not the 42 year old man, Emily?

Sorry, I didn't respond until now. It's been a busy week, and this is the first time I got on my computer in order to answer asks.

I've been a fan of the Marauders for 22 years. That's the majority of my life, and I know that my years in the fandom is even older than many that are currently in the Marauders fandom, so I'm probably considered ancient to many of them.

I say this as a warning because this is probably going to be a long one, so strap in

I didn't even realize that they changed the actress for Lily. I'm not surprised though considering most of the modern Marauders fandom has pushed her out completely in favor of 2 characters that have never interacted in canon. Aka James and Regulus

Did they probably interact back in the day? Yes, but it doesn't change what I said.

I'm all for mlm. Just look at my blog for even a moment and it's obvious, but this big push in the last 10 years to give their favorite marauders big, dramatic gay romances and pushing out the amazing women that they 100% loved has always been a pet peeve. (Not to mention the amount of characterization that is CONSTANTLY ignored, making entirely different characters all together) However, ship and let ship has always been a policy for me, so whatever..

It just bugs me that these boys had such a loving brotherhood, but the fandom puts too much emphasis on romantic relationships (because we all love the smut) that they forget just how important their platonic relationships were to the entire plot of the story. Gods forbid men be allowed to show affection to each other the way women regularly do without there having to be something romantic between them.

That was an unexpected rant...sorry.

Anyway, it amuses me that they still refer to Andrew Garfield, Ben Barnes, and Aaron Taylor-Johnson as "Young Marauders", yet they are all in their 30s and 40s. Ben Barnes is officially older than Gary Oldman was when he was cast as Sirius. Andrew is the same age that David Thewlis was when he was cast as Remus.

Don't even get me started on the casting of Aaron Taylor-Johnson. I, personally, have never actually had him as my fancast when reading fics. James and Lily fancasting have always been more personal ones that change with my mood..probably because I really am such a Jily shipper.

It's honestly been so long since I even tried looking at Marauders' stuff that I'm not up to date with any other fancasting. Sorry..

~*~*~

tl/dr: The modern marauders fandom has become very misogynistic over the years, pushing amazing women out; they ignore much of the characterization of the characters they claim to love, and they put too much focus on romantic relationships over platonic ones.

[tinydancer1127]

For you, I offer, a summary of a paper and some thoughts

Alright everyone. Here I am again, two years later, writing another linguistics post. Except, this one isn’t about a Garfield meme. It’s actually about a paper on language models that are used for AI chatbots, which I think is pretty interesting especially after doing some research and finding that ChatGPT just flat out makes things up sometimes. (That’s not today’s topic, maybe another day). So, quiet up and listen down (outdated, sorry) as I walk through the basic ideas in a paper by Emily Bender and Alexander Koller, called “Climbing towards NLU: On Meaning, Form, and Understanding in the Age of Data.” 

Let me start out with a little bit of vocabulary:

Form, according to this paper, is any language that is observable. It might be marks that someone writes on a page, it might be words spoken or signed, it might be pixels. Form is the language that we can perceive.

Meaning is, according to this paper, the relationship between the form and something outside of language. So, if I say “door,” I’m referring to that thing, as in, the idea of a door (as opposed to just saying the word “door” with no representation for what it is). 

Okay, vocabulary over. For now.

So, this paper starts out by explaining that language models, specifically large ones that are used in programs such as BERT or GPT, are making a lot of progress, and some people claim that they are doing things like “understanding” and “comprehending.” Basically, there are claims floating around that say AI language systems are learning language meaning, not just forms. Bender and Koller argue that this is not possible; that a system cannot learn meaning from form alone. That essentially means that language produced by something like ChatGPT, is not, and cannot be, entirely like human language. 

Bender and Koller explain that humans have what is called communicative intent (sorry more vocab), which is basically something outside of the actual language. So, for example, if I say, “I want to eat some ice cream,” I am referring to actual actions, and actual things, and a want that I have. Bender and Koller also talk about conventional or standing meanings, which is basically, the meaning of some language piece that is consistent. As humans, we choose an expression with a standing meaning, which we feel like fits our intent. Then, a human listener will hear (or see, in the case of sign language or a text) our expression, and use their own knowledge to put together our intent. 

So, what does this have to do with AI? Well, AI doesn’t “learn” language like humans do. Humans acquire language by interacting with the physical world, and with speakers of language. Humans have to be aware of what another person is doing, and figure out what that person is trying to communicate in their language, in order to fully acquire and use the language themselves. Language models, on the other hand, are fed a very large amount of language, which allows it to learn how to say words and sentences in ways that we like, but lack the representations that we have, and the interactions that we require in order to make meaning with form. 

Bender and Koller argue that, no matter how much language (form) you feed a language model, if it lacks the representations that we have as humans, it won’t be able to create actual meaning, though we might attribute meaning to its utterances because they sound like us. They argue that we can still, of course, be excited about the development and progress of language models, but that we must come at it with a sense of humility and skepticism as to whether the progress is actually going in the direction that we expect or want it to go (in this case, being “intelligence” or “understanding” and creating meaning in a way that humans do with 

Essentially, Bender and Koller say within this paper that language models don’t have real-world representations of the things they say, and that they do not acquire language in the way that humans do, and so therefore, can’t do all the things that we do with language, particularly making meaning. 

So, this is something to keep in mind when we use AI language models such as ChatGPT. It can do a great job at making conversation and creating passages that sound fairly human, but that does not mean that it is making meaning with what it says. If I were to touch on my mention of ChatGPT “making things up,” I might say that it isn’t really making anything up, it’s just putting words together that sound nice and make sense, and therefore are convincing and make me want to trust it. This isn’t to say it does not get anything right, or that it is not useful. It means more that, as Bender and Koller say in their paper, we should use some precision when we talk about the abilities of language models (so, avoid saying it “understands” without at least defining what we mean by that), and we should form our points of view on it with a dose of skepticism along with the optimism we might already have.

[justablah56]

gothweebcleats anon is drinky again (that Was me last time!!)

thinking abt the post-eldritch-chronically-ill!scary (yes i’m referring to that post) and cane!taylor (my personal favorite taylor as a cane user myself) and taylor helping scary with her bones sitting funky

like!!! okay so for reference i have fibromyalgia and i feel like “nerves on fire for no reason” is a good substitute for eldritch horror ya? so scary sitting in class one day with her dull pain that has been there for a while now (what is it she’s so confused she hasn’t been in this much pain in Ever) and the pain just. gets worse. and it continues to get worse

taylor is the first to notice because hey! he Knows what a lagging body looks like he looks at one in the mirror Every Day

cue taylor pulling her aside somehow and being like. hey. u good?

and scary being like no. No I Am Not I’m Really Really Not (because this is post doodler adventures and she’s healing we love women) But I Don’t Know Why. Help

so taylor asks her what’s going on and (being in the spoonie community himself) is able to come up w some stuff that could help!!

he invites her over to his place and just. idk maybe i’m in the mood for hurt/comfort but he helps her out with her pain. runs her a bath and gives her ibuprofen and makes her tea that his mom always makes him (it’s no where near as good but scary thinks it’s probably the best she’s ever had)

linc is watching garfield or smth idk she’s vibing and we love them for it (when linc finds out about scary’s hurts he brings her macaroni and soup and taylor and they have days piled on one of their beds eating snacks and watching movies i’m so fucking normal abt these three)

sorry for the novel the mike’s cranberry is fueling my fingers

anon holding you so gently in my hands never apologize for writing novels on my inbox I am absolutely delighted <3333 but ough yeah , cane user taylor is soooo important to me and then plus chronic pain scary bcs fucked up doodler-ness !!! but ahwbndjs scary not really knowing why she's in pain but not really bringing it up but taylor recognizing it and deciding to help her bcs he knows what thats like (and it has nothing to do with the fact that he actually cares about her shut up) but swhbdjd taylor inviting her over and doing all the things his mom does dor him on bad days 🥺🥺 beloved !! and Linc also finding out and just doing what they can to make scary comfortable 🥺 I love them your honor

[scratchybeardsweetmouth]

Are you worried because of all the times Jason and Hannah have said they thought they were platonic soulmates and didn't get why people shipped them together ?

Like everytime I watch an episode I get a little more certain that it can't all be a coincidence and that they're working towards Tedbecca endgame but then a bit of one of these interviews shows up and gets me all confused

Sorry if this ask is a bummer! Don't hesitate to ignore me :)

Hiya!

Nah don't fret! I am worried in general because the show has not finished!😆

Gotten used to my ships not coming true so there is an acceptance here that they won't go romantic, but will still value their connection as it is vital to both of them. Doesn't mean I won't get heartbroken though. THAT BEING SAID...

Yeah, I feel you when it comes to their interviews and they do it the way they do in the show. They provide opportunities then pull back and it's this cycle that keeps the tension going and the shipping to reach full heights.

It's good to 'cause confusion in an ongoing show; keeps you on your toes. Overall, they can't escape the words they already used in reference to Ted and Rebecca or the show - cosmic connection, shorthand looks, soulmates as romantic, Nora Ephron, not without my Ted, universe was just not going to allow life this time around for them not to interact with each other.

To keep the hope up, I mostly think of Andrew Garfield and the way he flat-out lied so that people would enjoy the fullest on him reprising his role as Spiderman. 😂