#garfemon

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Just remembered garfemon.

278 - GARFGULL - It cannot FLY but it can HANG DESPERATELY from LEDGES with its big stupid HANDS and then eventually give up and FALL, which can look sort of like FLYING for a second before you realize no it is, in fact, just FALLING. It owns (but did not win) a TONY AWARD.

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Garfemon is a misguided project by me Shawn Bowers - http://www.instagram.com/shawnbowers

[i-just-wanna-look-at-art-sry]

Cursed Garfemon I have created over the past year. Tell me what abomination to create next.

[ditto-dex]

Go to the blog "garfemon" then put "/post" and "/149129058785/" at the end of the URL :)

:)

[torley]

GARFEMON Consumer Culture https://garfemon.tumblr.com/post/184139738390/no-s8-mr-clubchub-this-garfemon-owns-all-the

[cookieruntournament]

Milky Way Cookie, unsurprisingly. (I may be slightly biased.)

Chocolate, although both are great.

Not really, but my mom used to call me Bean as a kid which led to my “Beanbot” username.

“Vacation”, from the Go-Gos jukebox musical Head Over Heels.

Yes, although less than you’d think based on my personality. Nothing public, though.

Yes. You’ll never find me.

Nope. Not really my fashion style.

Their willingness to be polite/kind to people, particularly strangers.

Those cookies from the grocery store with the pink frosting. Not sure if that’s a common answer.

Dog person. Cats scare me, despite their cuteness.

Headphones, all the way.

“Pardon me.” I was trying to walk past someone lol

Velociraptors were only around 1.25 feet tall.

Night owl, probably? I’d rather be awake in the morning but I have a habit of taking way too long to get to sleep.

Bed. However, as formerly stated, getting to sleep takes me longer than it should, so I don’t nap much.

No, but I fully support them!

Casual semi-artistic nerd.

Jeans, definitely.

Tall Iced Caramel Macchiato with light ice.

Whatever Cheetos have going on.

My house, if that counts. I live with my parents due to being a high schooler so it’s not fully my possession but I think it’s close enough.

Coffee. Iced tea is great but hot tea is very gross.

Dodos.

A few months. Not sure exactly how many.

Collection of every Peanuts comic ever.

I strive for Ortega from Pokémon, but usually end up closer to Penny from Pokémon. (In terms of fashion, anyway.)

Game show host.

Single, as of now.

Luigi Halloween costume.

There’s a lot, since I love singing along with Spotify and I take voice (singing) lessons weekly.

Brown.

All the time.

Nah.

A couple months ago a voice teacher said my singing voice sounded really smooth and natural.

@garfemon

~ 💖 ASK GAME 💖 ~

📷 What’s set as your phone’s lockscreen?

🍫 Cheese or chocolate?

✨ Do you have any nicknames?

🎵 Last song you listened to?

✏️ Have you ever written fanfiction?

😏 Are you on discord?

 💛 Do you have any piercings?

🐰 What do you think says the most about a person?

🍪 If you were a cookie, what kind would you be?

🐶 Are you more of a dog person or a cat person?

🎧 Headphones or earbuds?

🌼 What’s the last thing you said out loud?

🙃 What’s a weird fact that you know?

🦉 Are you a morning person or a night owl?

🧸 Favorite place to nap?

🏳️‍🌈 Are you a member of the LGBTQIA+ community?

🦋 Describe yourself in three words.

👖 Jeans or sweatpants?

🥤 What’s your go-to Starbucks order?

🧡 A color you can’t stand?

💎 What’s your most prized possession?

☕ Coffee or tea?

🦖 Favorite extinct animal?

🌙 How long have you been on tumblr?

🌴 Desert island item?

🐸 Describe your aesthetic.

🔮 What’s your dream job?

💙 Relationship status?

🌿 Describe your favorite outfit.

🎤 Is there a song you know all the lyrics to?

🤎 What color is your hair?

💌 Do you talk to yourself?

💄 Do you wear makeup?

🌸 Best compliment you ever received?

💞 @ your favorite blog.

Reblogs are appreciated!

[gandalfthecyan]

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[ramsandnoodles]

Garf boy

[nerd-n-geek]

by Garfemon

[feathersandstripes]

Hey guys I can't possible reblog all of their posts as once because I don't hate myself but PLEASE check out @garfemon because like

This is the best blog I've ever seen

[garfemon]

279 - GARFLIPPER - It carries around PILLS in its big honkin MOUTH THING. If you say the magic word, which is “PILLS,” it will SPIT THE PILLS. Then it asks you to pick up the pills and PUT THEM BACK, and it uses the muscles inside its mouth to COUNT THE PILLS and if even a single one is missing it will file a LAWSUIT.

[theabhorrentgarfield]

Garfémon

"A Garfedex of beautiful fat lil monsters by Shawn Bowers, presented in numerical order."

[zlixlriffs]

Empiressonas Discord server update: We lose our minds due to overexposure to garfemon

[photosynthesaurus]

Hey, like, does anyone remember a blog that makes/made monstrosities out of pokemon parts? Kinda like what @garfemon does, but pokemon. I think they might’ve also done contests or submissions? I can not for the life of me find it again

[gandalfthecyan]

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[linktothecast]

Link to the Cast #234: Ring Piece Adventure

🚨🚨🚨 HO, HO, HO MERRY CASTMAS 🚨🚨🚨 A @garrettkidney announcement, spoiler free Spider-Man, Shovel Knight Pocket Dungeon, Halo Infinite and much more!

00:30 A wild Garrett appears, Ring Fit/Piece Adventure and Nintendo Switch is sentient17:00 SPOILER FREE No Way Home33:50 Garfield Video from @EyePatchWolf and Garfemon *shudder*43:30 Dave’s Devs tonal shift48:30 Wheel of Time and everything wants to be LOTR57:45 Shovel Knight Pocket Dungeon63:10 Halo Infinite70:45 Psychonauts 282:10 Garrett’s GOTY catchup: GOTG, Bravely Default 2, Unpacking… but…