#garf noir

[chat-no-r]

the return of Garfnoir

[randomly-generated-posts-machine]

2 cups of alt girl 500 grams of film noir aesthetic and a teaspoon of estrogen and you got yourself a garfield

[johnbitchsociety]

you know what fuck it i'm asking you questions now for you to answer at your leisure! Sorry if you don't like answering questions!! I just um want to offer the opportunity!

You can ignore it, I mean, that's always an option! :o do as you please! I just find people's responses to questions interesting and lovely!!

What's your favorite color?

What character do you like the most?

What smell reminds you most of childhood?

I hope you're doing well! Um, I dunno, are you?

Is there anything you ever wanted to say but never found the opportunity to? I mean like, a bit of trivia, or a cool fact, or just an observation you wanted to share but it was always kinda the wrong time and you could never get to it.

Do you like Garfield?

Is there an aesthetic you wish more people enjoyed?

If any painter were to paint you, what artistic movement would you want to be painted in the style of?

Have you been thinking about any movie lately?

<:) Sorry!! if it's a lot for one ask, just thought it'd be nice to slot it all into one place! Just for convenience!! Um! I hope they're fun to read at least, and if you answer them, just as fun to do that!! Sorry if they're um a little personal. Just. idk, questions I suppose. Wish you a lovely day!!

No need to apologize, don’t worry!

Deep red

God, there are so many characters whom I love, but Jonathan Sims, Dale Cooper, Dana Scully, Byers (TXF), Carl Kolchak, Ruby (Department of Truth), ���Victor Frankenstein, Number Six, etc., especially come to mind.

Lilac and chlorine pools

I am doing pretty well, although I’m swamped with work right now 😔

I’m weirdly fascinated by anthropodermic bibliopegy!

I am pro-Garf <3

Film noir and midcentury thrillers

Preraphaelite, 100%

The 39 Steps and State of Siege because I’m currently writing papers on them, but Possession and Network are also just On The Brain as well.

[ghoulcaclulator64]

MY NAME IS GARF NOIR

[chat-no-r]

sketches and sillies

[chat-no-r]

So glad Garf noir is making the rounds again. He is my legacy.

[chat-no-r]

The worst part about Garf noir being my legacy is that it was done on my phone as a one off gag and is in no way representative of my skills as an artist. Alternatively I think the one sketch of him looks so dead in the eyes I couldn't make it better if I tried

And also that I spelled Tupperware wrong. I don't know why I put tubberware bc I KNOW it's Tupperware. The devil possessed me or something that day

[chat-no-r]

In light of Garf noir resurgence. Here's this sketch that includes him

Someone should take away my thinking privledges

[chat-no-r]

Garf noir or chat garf. Can't decide 😔

[chat-no-r]

You guys need to stop encouraging bad behavior.

Someone should take away my thinking privledges