#garage italia

[carsthatnevermadeitetc]

What a difference 23 years makes juxtaposition of Fiat Panda SIP Van, 2001 & Fiat Grande Panda SIP, 2024, by Garage Italia. SIP is the Italian state-owned telecommunications company who have used Pandas since the early 80s including the quite rare van version (pictured) that had blacked out rear windows and an extended rear which have been replicated in Garage Italia's tribute car

[dreamer-garage]

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[visionade]

[supplyside]

Ferrari

[rallytimeofficial]

La cronoscalata Monte Erice sorride a Garage Italia ASD

🔴 🔴 La cronoscalata Monte Erice sorride a Garage Italia ASD

Concluso positivamente l’impegno dell’associazione Abruzzese Garage Italia in quel di Erice, dove si è disputata la 65^ Cronoscalata Monte Erice. La gara valida per il CIVM, per il TIVM Sud e per il CIVSA è stata una notevole esperienza da mettere nel cassetto delle cose positive. Giuseppe De Angelis in terra Sicula ha rappresentato al meglio Garage Italia ASD, andando a prendersi un buon quarto…

[grusik]

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[joetavormina]

Sunday morning winemaking🍷🇮🇹. My first 23 litre batch of the season. 🍷🍇

The Bar in my Garage 🍷🍹🥂🍸🍺

[theyluvkarolina]

౨ৎ FOOLISH ONE ౨ৎ

masterlist / rules / requests & talks with me!

SUMMARY౨ৎ Love sucks. Men suck. Even worse? Your “date” stood up up. To cheer you up, your friend invites you to a F1 race to cheer on her boyfriend and meet some new people. Not your thing. But a new face gives you hope.

PAIRING ౨ৎ Lando Norris x Fem!Reader

WARNINGS ౨ৎ men sucking ass and being assholes (lando not included), spelling mistakes

A/N ౨ৎ i’ve been holding back this fic longer than i should have 🥴 enjoy!!

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user1 DONT TELL ME WHAT I THINK HAPPENED HAPPENED :((

user2 all she wants is love bro 😞

user3 being stood up for the 3rd time is so tough. i’m so sorry lovely ❤️‍🩹

lilyzneimer my baby :(( text the gc if you want to talk 🩷

→ y/n_l/n i will in a bit i just need to recollect myself 🥹

oscarpiastri who needs to be run over. name and address.

→ y/n_l/n oscahhhh 😭😭

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📍 Sunshine State

y/n_l/n going on a trip 🌺🌴☀️🐬

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user1 i hope you have a wonderful trip especially after what happened :(

user2 girl you deserve this trip after the cheating ex-bf and 3 ghosters

user3 I NEED TO KNOW WHERE TO 😩😩

→ y/n_l/n that’s a secret 🤫

user4 you deserve this so much. men suck ass

→ y/n_l/n MEN SUCK ASS 🗣️ 🔥 !!!

oscarpiastri something tells me i’m going to regret this

→ user5 WHAT DO YOU KNOW OSCAR

→ user6 i’m telling you guys it’s a gp

→ user7 gp??? you guys know she hates them and she said it plenty times before 😭😭

→ user8 you never know.. 😋

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user8 HELLO DID YOU AND LILY LOSE Y/N??? 😭😭

user9 STOP NO WONDER SHE LOOKED SO LOST IN OTHER PEOPLE’S TWEETS😭

lilyzneimer oscar, y/n is actually going to kill us. why did she even leave the garage?!

→ oscarpiastri ✔︎ she needed to use the bathroom but i sorta forgot her directions aren’t… the best. → lilyzneimer she’s never coming back to a gp ever again. → oscarpiastri ✔︎ yeah. i wouldn’t be surprised.

landonorris ✔︎ i think i have who you’re looking for..

y/n_l/n OSCAR JACK PIASTRI OPEN YOUR MESSAGES RN A GUY GAVE ME HIS NUMBER

oscarpiastri ✔︎ why am i scared…

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user10 “who is this man” GIRL THATS LANDO NORRIS 💀💀

→ y/n_l/n lando who now

→ user10 your..? your best friends team mate..?

user11 NOT LANDO TRYING TO FLIRT WITH HER WHILE OSCAR IS TRYING TO FIND HER

user12 why do lando and y/n look like they got caught doing something they aren’t supposed to do 😭

user13 the lando y/n meeting wasn’t expected but now? it’s a need.

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landonorris ✔︎

landonorris WWE FUCKIJG DID IT. P1 🏆

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user14 HE DID IT!!

→ user15 IT TOOK A COUPLE YEARS BUT HE DID IT!!!

user16 sochi??? what’s sochi??? i only know miami!!

oscarpiastri ✔︎ well done man 👏👏👏

lewishamilton ✔︎ WELL DONE

y/n_l/n y’know… f1 races aren’t so bad

*♥️ by Author !!*

→ landonorris ✔︎ it’s better with you here. i mean, i did win the one race you’re here 😏

→ user17 lando making the moves??

→ user18 the second hand embarrassment because she didn’t reply back after that 😭😭

oscarpiastri ✔︎ @ landonorris making moves on one of my best friends??

→ landonorris ✔︎ why not?

→ oscarpiastri ✔︎ but why

→ landonorris ✔︎ why not

→ oscarpiastri ✔︎ but why tho 😐

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y/n_l/n

📍 Italia

y/n_l/n he said whoever loses pays.

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user19 LANDO-Y/N PT 2???

user20 is she there for emilia-romangna???

→ user21 I THINK SO

→ user22 the way they are fueling my delusion

user23 why are the cute together 🥴

→ user24 they can literally just be friends

→ user25 yeah and friends play chess and explore italy which is a romantic destination 💀

oscarpiastri ✔︎ sooo… did he win?

→ y/n_l/n are you kidding me? i wiped the floor with him

landonorris ✔︎ $100 down the drain 😐

→ y/n_l/n down the drain? more like down into my stomach

→ landonorris ✔︎ yeah yeah 😒

→ y/n_l/n ✔︎ don’t get pissy with me YOU are the one that insisted on going there AND paying BEFORE the chess game 🤨

→ user26 STOP THAT’S CUTE :((

user27 y/n and lando hanging out even though she hates grand prixs? this was not on my 2024 bingo card

→ user28 it def wasn’t but lord do they look good together

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landonorris ✔︎

landonorris fun days 🌊

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user29 HELLO THE SECOND PHOTO???

→ user33 mommy? sorry. mommy? sorry. mommy-

user30 IT SO OBVIOUSLY HER

→ user31 her?? who’s her??

→ user32 y/n!! she’s oscar and lily’s friend and hanged out with lando not too long ago actually

→ user31 oh. but how do we know it’s her???

carlossainz55 ✔︎ little lando norris isn’t so little anymore 😆 they grow up so fast 😭

→ landonorris ✔︎ haven’t been little for the past 8 years…

→ carlossainz55 ✔︎ i don’t know the texts send say otherwise

oscarpiastri ✔︎ huh. interesting.

→ landonorris ✔︎ …😰

oscarpiastri ✔︎ @ y/n_l/n you left me and lily for him? this guy?

→ user33 OSCAR CALLING HER OUT FOR LEAVING THEM???

→ user34 classic oscar fashion 💀

→ y/n_l/n he promised me that he had something worthwhile 😕

→ oscarpiastri ✔︎ i did not need to know this.

→ y/n_l/n wdym???

→ y/n_l/n OMG OSCAR

→ y/n_l/n YOU LITTLE SHIT I DIDN:T MEAN IT LIKE THAT

→ y/n_l/n LANDO SAID HE HAD THE GOOD HÄAGEN-DAZS ICE CREAM :((

→ landonorris ✔︎ and it was some very good häagen-dazs ice cream 😏

→ y/n_l/n YOU’RE NOT HELPING LAN 😭😭

→ user35 LMAOAOOA

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landonorris ✔︎ dare I say.. boyfriend material?

→ y/n_l/n husband actually ☝️☝️

→ landonorris ✔︎ updates already?? barely even a month in 🥴

→ y/n_l/n what can I say? You’re the one and when you know, you know 🩷

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landonorris ✔︎

landonorris might have lost the race… but at least i’ve won first her heart :)) (ps: the only blonde that would separate us is if you dye yours blonde)

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user36 THE CAPTION 😭😭

user37 AFTER THE DRAMA??

user38 bro said “lemme make a statement” after the accusations 😭

user39 everyone assumed so quickly as if it wasn’t obvious y/n and lando were dating

user40 i was expecting this but wasn’t at the same time

y/n_l/n ✔︎ yeah maybe second place

→ landonorris ✔︎ can i not be loving and romantic?? 😞😞

→ y/n_l/n ✔︎ just joking love you my mystical gnome 🩷

→ landonorris ✔︎ MYSTICAL GNOME???

→ user41 HELLO THATS SO RANDOM

oscarpiastri ✔︎ break her heart, and i’ll run you off the track

→ landonorris ✔︎ yes sir. won’t happen sir.

y/n_l/n

y/n_l/n i think i could get used to this sorta love. 🩷

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francisca.cgomes cutie(s)

→ y/n_l/n no u 🤭

→ landonorris ✔︎ it hasn’t even been a month and you already took my girl??

→ francisca.cgomes ✔︎ you snooze you lose 🤷‍♀️

user42 THEY BOTH DID IT!!

user43 CONFIRMED I REPEAT Y/N-LANDO IS CONFIRMED!!

user44 ITS HAPPENING GUYS Y/N FINALLY GOT A BF!!

lilyzneimer thank me everyone!! im the one that convinced her to go to the grand prix!!

→ oscarpiastri ✔︎ thank you lily!! (i don’t get to hear y/n’s heart breaking because of idiots)

→ user45 thank you lily!! (we all say in unison.)

user46 all it took was one miami win and one text message to convince y/n.

→ user47 booking my own miami ticket after this 👩‍💻

oscarpiastri ✔︎ okay… maybe you guys are just a bit cute

landonorris ✔︎ who’s that pretty girl and handsome man in the photos?? 🤔

→ y/n_l/n hmmm… i heard their names are y/n and lando the best couple to ever??? even though her boyfriend is a little stupid at times she still loves him 🩷

→ landonorris ✔︎ loooovveee youuuuuu

→ landonorris ✔︎ but seriously. i love you so much and i’ll never take you for granted or do any of the nasty crap you went through. you deserve the world my love ❤️

→ y/n_l/n what if i cried.

→ landonorris ✔︎ then i’ll wipe your tears.

→ oscarpiastri ✔︎ aw. (im hurling)

[pucksandpower]

Lance Stroll x Wolff!Reader - Social Media AU

y/nwolff

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y/nwolff went into quarantine as a girlfriend and proud owner of a pet rock, leaving quarantine as a fiancée and proud mom to our fur baby

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lance_stroll can we just stay here? i don’t want to share you with the rest of the world again

y/nwolff no can do, the season is starting back up again soon

lance_stroll i’ll quit. it’s not like either of us really has to work if we don’t want to

y/nwolff but you love racing

lance_stroll i love you more though

y/nwolff i like seeing you in your race suit too much to let you stop

lance_stroll promise to be at every race?

y/nwolff you know i always am ❤️

estebanocon i can’t wait to meet estie bestie jr

lance_stroll for the last time, we didn’t name our dog after you

estebanocon says who?

y/nwolff literally us

estebanocon that sign can’t stop me because i can’t read

f1wagupdates the best quarantine glow up 😍

vogueitalia

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vogueitalia Love, luxury, and a union of dynasties! Elegance and style met in true fairytale fashion for Lance Stroll and Y/N Wolff’s breathtaking wedding. Explore their glamorous weekend affair on the Amalfi Coast in a Vogue Italia exclusive.

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dancestroll this just called me poor in a hundred different languages 😭

f1wagupdates the only royal wedding that matters

bigbadwolff the photo of toto tearing up as he walked y/n down the aisle 🥺

lightsoutlance i don’t care what anyone says, toto and lawrence would do (and have done) anything for their kids and it’s adorable

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astonmartinf1 *David Attenborough voice*

Here we see the Wolff casually Stroll-ing around her natural habitat

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lance_stroll yowza 🤩

y/nwolffstroll you use social media like a middle-aged dad

lance_stroll you can just call me “daddy” 😉

y/nwolffstroll please never say that again

lance_stroll i instantly regretted it the moment i hit post 😬

y/nwolffstroll admin deserves a raise

astonmartinf1 thank you! feel free to tell your father-in-law that 🫣

mercedesamgf1 independent fact-checkers say this is false. her natural habitat is our garage

astonmartinf1 fight us for her then

mercedesamgf1 time and place?

y/nwolffstroll both teams get me equally and if you can’t accept that then i will have no choice but to start cheering for red bull

astonmartinf1 fine … we’ll be civil

mercedesamgf1 the enemy of our enemy is our friend 🤝

[carsthatnevermadeitetc]

What a difference 37 years makes juxtaposition of Fiat Panda 4×4 Sisley, 1987 & Fiat Gande Panda Sisley, 2024, by Garage Italia. Lapo Elkann's custom shop has produced a number of concepts using the new Grande Panda that reference Panda's from the past

[meandmybigmouth]

Does Joel Osteen get a salary?

Pastor Joel Osteen pays himself an annual salary of $54,000,000 from his church profits. He had a custom garage built with 20 car stalls for each of his custom vehicles. His favorite is a Ferrari 458 Italia that cost $270,000. He lives in a 70,000 sq ft mansion.

[formlab]

Garage Italia + Citroën Ami

[kingofthering]

INDIA 2023 / Marco Bezzecchi and Pecco Bagnaia in the VR46 garage with Sky Italia after the race.

[abr]

Due calcoli della serva - ditemi se sbaglio eh.

Ipotizziamo che le batterie delle auto elettriche abbiano una capacità media di 50kWh (oggi poche ci arrivano), con consumi medi di 5km/kWh (poche superano i 7km/kWh: dipende anche da fattori esterni tipo salite/discese e temperatura esterna). Da cui una autonomia massima teorica di 250km con un "pieno" elettrico; un'auto a motore termico ne fa il triplo ma pace, fingiamo pure che ciò stia bene alla metà degli utenti.

Ipotizziamo quindi che, senza pianificatori europei del cazzo, su base "di mercato" (solo aiutini tipo divieti e limitazioni di transito), si arrivi a un certo punto a elettrificare 20 milioni di mezzi, metà del parco auto circolante italiano oggi.

Un'auto in media fa 20.000km/anno, circa 50km/giorno. Significa che serviranno 20m*20k/5 = 80TWh di potenza elettrica aggiuntiva media annua. Oggi in Italia si consumano circa 300TWh totali di elettricità (2021): significherebbe aggiungere +25% ai consumi elettrici. Altro che risparmi. Fattibile? Spoiler: non credo (btw, da tale numero si capisce l'enfasi verso la delocalizzazione industriale e la riduzione dei consumi con scuse varie guerresche).

La vera domanda da farsi sarebbe, si può fare in modo green, altrimenti è una presa per i fondelli? Oggi in Italia si producono circa 25TWh da fonti rinnovabili (fonte Gse). Quindi servirebbe aggiungerne più del triplo.

Dice sia fattibile: vedi Germania che ne produce oltre 130TWh. Crediamoci, intanto però là aumenta il consumo di carbone; mobilitiamoci (tosando le burofurerie locali che rallentano tutto, mica solo gli impianti rinnovabili). Resta da gestire il problema cogente del bilanciamento di potenza (fv e vento non sono costanti) e dei picchi di domanda che so, a pasquetta e ferragosto. A proposito di green, ci sono le centrali nucleari alla francese; solo ne servirebbero diverse, diciamo: le più potenti generano 1.6GW di potenza, cioè producono meno di mezzo TWh in un anno.

Sin qui i conti facili, meno costosi. Lasciamo pur stare come si fa approvvigionare tutto il litio cobalto terre rare che serve ( e i relativi costi socio-ambientali); lo scoglio finale è portare tutta quella potenza capillarmente fino alle colonnine, ai garage nei condo. Si fa col fv sui balconi? In contemporanea con lo switch dai riscaldamenti a gas alle pompe di calore elettriche? Ciao core.

Fingiamo pure che i prezzi della auto elettriche scendano un po' all'aumentare dei volumi venduti (toh, il tanto vituperato "mercato"); in ogni caso, per quanto detto sinora, mi sa che è TUTTO UN BARBATRUCCO PER APPIEDARNE UN BEL PO'. Il che, pensando alle Karen con la Yaris, in fondo confesso non sia prospettiva che mi dispiaccia più che tanto.

In realtà stan dicendo: "Vieni, vieni in città, che stai a fare in campagna?" (cit.). Come foste contadini cino-indiani o allevatori nigeriani (questi ultimi aiutati a decidere da un po' di terrorismo islamico); come fecero del resto coi nonni meridio-polesani trapiantati a Torino e Milano. Perché in città ci stanno i Trasporti Pubblici efficenti (per andare da dove dican loro a dove voglian loro), la Sanità e le Squole (stipendifici maximi), i riscaldamenti centralizzati (cioè spegnibili: chiedere ai malcapitati quest'inverno) e i monopattini a nolo.

Gli zombie sinistri godono: si torna al Lumpen Proletariat, alle periferie straccione ma stavolta non per produrre facendo vivere una generazione o due nella merda, sperando di meglio per figli e nipoti: é per NON consumare, NON fare figli ed eliminare i vecchi (ma non gli Schwab o gli utili idioti alla Mattarella, tutti con 80+ anni).

[der-papero]

Ma la macchina nuova?

Eh Gimsy, l'AUDI m'ha paccato :/

Aveva detto Febbraio, massimo Marzo, mo' se ne esce che arriva a Luglio, che è un cazz di guaio, perché a metà Luglio io sarò giù in Italia alla mia vera casa. Se arriva prima, bene, altrimenti se la tengono in garage e la ritiro a Settembre, che devo fa'.

Ovviamente mi dispiace lasciare la mia Meggie, anzi, fosse per me vorrei tenerla per sempre, ma ormai ha 130.000 km, ne avrà di sicuro altri 10.000 da qui a Luglio, ed inizia a sentirli.

[heartstringsduet]

All the pretty places (pt. 1)

I thought if I abandon half of the Tarlos honeymoon fic I would just post the half I'm okay with as drabbles here every two days. These are for you @alltheprettyplaces. (sorry I couldn't commit to writing more of this for now)

The engine of a red convertible comes alive with a low purr, the key chain with a little tricolored flag tinkles a little tune as it bounces against the board. The seats lowly vibrate under them, coming alive. TK takes Carlos hand and squeezes it. Its warm and solid and alive.

“Are you ready for Italia, babe? Gelato, espresso, spaghetti?” TK asks, pronouncing everything with a thick accent he thinks is Italian. Carlos looks over at him, a bit pale, exhausted, but the smile is genuine. He pulls TK’s hand over to his mouth and gives it a kiss. “I’m ready.”

They’re in the garage of the airport rental service still. The flight is sitting in their bones, the time zones adding hours they shouldn’t notice but do. He knows Carlos hasn’t slept, hands gripping the divider tightly, the other holding TK’s hand softly. It’s only the second time he’s flown. TK hadn’t slept either, his last flight rearing its head in wild flashes. The last week was all flashes too, few of them ones he wanted to hold onto, but one he wouldn’t trade for anything.

Here, it feels like a warm breezes is coaxing them out and into a new part of life together.

The gold of their rings is waiting to reflect the sun of Italy.

“Now you only got to let go of my hand or we won’t make it out the garage until our honeymoon is over,” Carlos says.

TK groans histrionically. He really doesn’t want to let go, any distance to much, but Carlos has a point. He follows the urge to kiss his husbands smile-dimpled cheek, then slides his hand up onto his forearm and himself back into the soft leather cushion of his seat. 

Sunlight burns his eyes when they emerge from the cool, gloomy garage. At first, Rome doesn’t look much different from the fieldy stretches of Texas, but something about the trees that whir by, the air, warm but drier than Austin’s and smelling sweetly of grass, instantly makes TK realize that they’re actually here. They’re actually in Europe. They’re actually on a honeymoon. Carlos actually married him. Will it ever feel like less of a miracle? Will he ever take what luck has put in his path for granted?

Carlos’ muscles move, gentle as a wave under his fingers as he takes a turn. 

TK looks over, wind rushing through the open roof of the convertible untangling his husband’s hair, sun touching skin like it wants to kiss it tan again, softness in his features that TK worried would stay looking haunted.

No, he won’t take it for granted. Any of it.