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"Star Wars: Architect" video game concept:
You're a celebrity architect of a long-lived alien species, so you get commissions by the upper-crust across all three trilogies
Your first mission is to design the secret lakehouse where Senator Amidala is going to have her mysterious babies. You take it because the war has hurt your business, even though you won't be able to add it to your portfolio. Big budget, medium plot size, lots of artistic freedom
But before the senator can make her final payment, she suddenly dies, and you're in debt (especially if you went way over budget) --
Branching path: You immediately get a lucrative and public but morally repugnant offer: convert the Jedi Temple into the Imperial Palace. Huge budget, huge plot size, limited artistic freedom
If you accept, you're on the Imperial path, and you're guaranteed twenty more years of wealthy patronage. These include: the Emperor's private residence (another job on beautiful Naboo), a mansion to tempt Galen Erso, and a lot of converting Separatist and Jedi property into Imperial outposts (Dooku's castle, Ossus, Ilum). There are also more secret missions which, like Padme's, cannot be put on your portfolio but offer more artistic freedom: the Inquistors' undersea base, various evil laboratories, and Tarkin's penthouse for his down low gay affairs. All of these commissions will have strict rules of expression
If you refuse, you're on the Pariah path: you're blacklisted by the government, and your name is now considered dangerous and -- much worse -- unfashionable. The only big jobs you can get are from gauche and unreliable crooks like Jabba the Hutt and Hondo Ohnaka. These are fun projects, but they will screw you over, and are pretty revolting themselves. In this path, the secret missions are by wealthy people who will only employ you if you use a pseudonym. These include jobs in Alderaan, which are totally unique and cool, though you the player know your beautiful buildings will get destroyed
Near the end of the Rebellion the fortunes of the two paths flip; so, the Imperial architect gameplay goes from easy to hard, while the Pariah goes from hard to easy. An ex-Imperial will now have a harder time getting respectable jobs, and will either have to turn to the crimelords or demonstrate their artistic and political versatility ASAP. There will be a huge demand to destroy Imperial buildings (even ones you may have built) and replace them with something new; generally these jobs will offer more artistic freedom but less pay. You can offer to help design for the rebels or Luke's new Jedi order, but they won't pay or respect you very much
For the next thirty years, most wealthy people will want their buildings to look as un-Imperial as possible ... except for the shady extremists who will grow to support the First Order. This is another branching path, but unlike the first one, you have to seek these people out if you want their money. They do have some deeply bizarre commissions, especially the highest-paying job in the game: converting Ilum into Starkiller Base. You can and should retire with this fortune, since no one will ever want to hire you again
Following the destruction of Hosnian Prime, you'll get the final mission of the game from Hamato Xiono, to rebuild his family estate on a Hosnian colony. He'll also commission a racetrack to try to get his wayward son to come home, bookending the game with an emotional, complicated parenthood theme
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A friend asked if anyone has horror video game recommendations, and here's what I wrote:
I'm playing the original Fallout right now and some of it is scary in this unique and immersive way I've never felt in a game before. You really get a sense of how empty and bleak the post apocalypse would be. After exploring this mean, dark zombie crypt and traveling across a desolate landscape, I returned to the solitary nice village and got emotional just reading the flavor text "a finely crafted clay pot." I was like, wow, some people are still alive, some people still care!
I wouldn't say horror is the main genre of the game, but I would say horror is present throughout.
#fallout#gamer boy knightotoc#im so unhappy rn and can't sleep but thinking about fallout is great#also im doing ceramics rn so another reason to give a fuck about that pot
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Just defeated the Deathclaw with my pals Ian, Tycho, and Dogmeat🥳 And it only took me like 10 tries
#gamer boy knightotoc#fallout#in the first fight i got an amazing shot for 40 points but then died of stupid#i never got such a great shot again but i got slightly less stupid#for example i remembered i bought a mouse
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I just made an account on GOG to play the original Fallout! On the slim chance any mutuals are there and want to be gogfriends, I'm ArthurRose
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Jedi Fallen Order = Raimi Spider-mans (working thru his survivor's guilt and shattered confidence)
Jedi Survivor = Webb Spider-mans (working thru his rage and violence)
(ty @waiting-for-ciena-ree for the idea)
#star wars#spiderman#cal kestis#peter parker#jedi survivor#jedi fallen order#raimi spiderman#webb spiderman#i like both the raimi and webb movies btw#gamer boy knightotoc
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Mermay Day 22, Portal fanart
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anakin reference in off!!!
#off game#gamer boy knightotoc#anakin skywalker#YOUR NEW EMPIRE?????#anakin you would have convinced obi-wan if only you mentioned the several means of having fun
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I'm so sad Mettaton isn't real :'(
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we found rots ps2 game
guess what anakin does have force lightning! (the powers of a ... jedi?)
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Frisk is a reverse Revan. I've only played 2 videogames
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I finally played Undertale😊
#it's finally old enough for me to care about😅#undertale#bob temmie is my favorite#gamer boy knightotoc
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guy walks into the club and does this to your girl, wyd
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brave brave brave sir robin
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Keep an eye out for ladybugs, bees, moths, butterflies, wasps, and beetles—just a few of the “good guys.”
-- morality system according to the Old Farmer’s Almanac
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Freddie Prinze Jr is one of only 8 official celebrity NPCs in the 2003 expansion pack "Superstar" for the original Sims (the first expansion pack that let you follow your Sims to work). This means that the Sims is canonical Kanan Jarrus backstory
#star wars extended universe#star wars rebels#kanan jarrus#caleb dume#former teen jedi = former teen heartthrob?#gamer boy knightotoc#this is such an iconic handful of celebrities
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Anakin Blogging:
What’s the right order to watch the SW movies? KnightOTOC Ranks the SW Movies Why Ahsoka’s S7 Lightsabers are Blue ”I cannot interfere” Sometimes I draw Buzz Lightyear Luke Father-son or brothers? My favorite part of Wookieepedia the Skywalker name Content between TPM and AotC Helmet: A Star Wars Story Rey Anakin parallel Fresh Salted Hunk from the Deli Devil’s Contract AU An Explanation Are gifs libel or slander? Higher Ground Blogging Lars Quell Name Game Anakin’s Ghost Bum Out Give Me Love (Give Me Peace on Earth) Mind-Blowing Organizational Tool The Reaction You Requested Brad Pitt Cameo Can’t Explain, I think it’s Love My 3 Fave Characters Ever Worth its Weight in Gold Dark Middle Chapters My Curse It’s outrageous, it’s unfair Facts and Opinions Would these items work instead? Space Cowboys Diegetic Opera Lady Minnesota Update High-Maintenance Boyfriends Ranked + Part 2 Reconnaissance! This Guy + Part 2 Mirror Universe Karen Do Ben-Hur Again! Young, Dumb, and Full of Midichlorians Happy Birthday! + Part 2 My Ani Cosplay Best Title Crawl in Star Wars Low Poly Ani Hayden Voice + Hayden and Natalie Voices
Love That Maul:
I’m not a Sith Maul’s will Jedi Maul AU + Part 2 Impress the Bridgers “I was hoping for Kenobi” Poor Evil Gay Men "There IS no ‘US!’” Memes for the Old Master Awkward Zelda is the Boy 🙏Manifesting🙏
Other Prequels Stuff:
You’re reckless, little one (Except Shmi) “That’s...why I’m here.” Padme 🤝 Destiel Sith Obi-Wan AU Yikes High Republic Thoughts Pink and Blue Wat Tambor Theory I’m a weirdo. I don’t fit in. Korkie! Actually I Want at Least 20 Prequels Discourse by Layer Rush Clovis Sideblog? My Evil Wife Ahsoka, Artorias, and Gerard Way Wait...We’re All Handmaidens!
I care about the Knights of Ren:
Illustrated Knights of Ren Headcanons The Baddest Boys of TRoS are Friends another Knight of Ren theory (with evidence) Avril of Ren Evil Monkey: Origins Poor Old TRoS Let’s split up, gang, and search for clues! vs Hux
Gay/Emo Shit About Han Solo
Solo is Sad, Too Solo 2 Solo Fandom the FOUNDATIONAL Rare Pair Han Feelings Chewie Feelings
Thinking about Mando:
Gallery review The Rise and Fall of Baby Yoda Coming at You from 2002 The line must be drawn here! This far, no further! Target Audience Mwahahahahaha + Meme + Part 2 Always Read the Comments Madeline just said “pooh pooh!” Warrior Gentleman Ouch, right in the niche! Yes he means ALL Mandalorians Put That Thing Back Where it Came From
Other Disney Star Wars Stuff:
Hierarchy of Needs + Part 2 Finnrey White Feminism Rogue Won LASaT Seriously Though, Where’s Ezra? Always Read the Comments, Bot Edition Cussin’ Anime Predictions My TFA Joke Revenge of the Jedi Promises, Promises
Gamer KnightOTOC:
Old Republic Wars Timeline Worth Fuckin Zeffo OTP YTTD = KotOR 2 Imaginary Sadness of Imaginary World + Part 2 Branching Paths Less Famous Sherlock Holmeses Hot Takes from my Kitten
Other Star Wars Stuff:
Last Thoughts Masterlist SW cartoons as meals I will never read this again My strongest Star Wars opinion Special Force Abilities Trek AU Top 11′s Balosar blogging Star Wars Writing Women Don’t bet against the house 20 Hot Takes Girls and Siths Vibing with Russ + Part 2 + Part 3 Powerpoint I’ve read approx. 10000 comics about this MY GIRL + AGAIN! + MY SON Ghostwritten by Cham Syndulla Mom Protagonists Dooku makes no damn sense...Compels me, though + Another List Starring Dooku A Daily Occurance + Part 2 + Part 3 Nostalgia and Ending a Franchise + Some Girls Planet Misandry Krayt’s Eye Color Continuity Small Companions Crossover #1 + Crossover #2
Catawampus from Star Wars:
Favorites Writing + Part 2 + Part 3 Senseless Violence MY ARM!!! Goodbye, Sheev Mashups for the faves Your SW Cameo Name Ahsoka’s suitors Ahsoka Fanart! My Mantra / My Better Mantra Fictionsonas SW Haters vs Trek Haters Darth Maul Prints They really are pretty useless Evolving Tastes The Gay Agenda Holorcon Boss Nass Kitty Balance in the Force KnightOTOC’s Official DNI There’s some good in...that! Ponchos: A Star Wars Story Fan edit of Maul vs Ahsoka Zabrak Padme Darth Hanna-Barbera It’s good, I like it Man After Midnight Snips protecting Skyguy Halloween cover of Battle of Heroes Come to the Dark Side... The Youngliest Youngling of Them All Hello, Sheev the OoOoOoOoOne! this looks better on mobile EU joke attempt (rough draft) Luke x Lando song! “Legacy Characters” Vivid Dream + Another One “Bill it to the Republic!” Maul and Ezra But They’re Cats Anakin vs Lancelot at Being Problematic Ongoing Poll grumble grumble Quinlan feelings Uncle Oni Blogging Part 1 - Part 2 Christmas OT3 How to Make ANY Sci-fi Good Subtweet How I’m Feeling So Intellectual Give in to your cringe! Prepositions Stretched Past their Limit Panicking Skywalker It’s called “art,” Kolara + Part 2 It’s no Seagulls, but still good My Favorite Trope + More Trope Stuff Underrated Joke imo My Demands! Spoonerism Wifeless Wife Guys 3 Guesses
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